Past quotes from Nicole's head
"Wah nay!"
"Put Paris Hilton back in jail, she's not done yet!"
"Mufasa!"
"For shame, Brett Ratner. For shame!"
"But I just put on my juicy pants... they're pants that say 'juicy'!"
"Girls hate the word 'moist'!"
"So long, Crocodile Hunter!"
"Let the great Hollywood exploitation of 911... BEGIN!"
"Everything's weird!"
"Jeff Perry yelled at me today!"
"When life gives you lemons, hat them!"
"Man, Josh Fingerhut got a great deal at Dave and Busters!"
"I wish Harrison Ford was playing Robert Langdon!"
"IN!"
"Blake got Wait-Listed at Steppenwolf School? Oh well, he can audition again next year... from NEW YORK!"
"I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa!"
"Why can't arabs be more like that nice Aladdin fella?!"
"Not now, mom, I'm time travelling!"
"On my twenty-fourth birthday I will watch an entire season of 24!"
"The year of the dog is nigh!"
"Fuck the Playground!"
"Buying back my childhood one cartridge at a time!"
"I love lamp!"
"Louis Quinn is a fussy little dick with a rod up his ass!"
"P3? I'm waitin' for the P1000; that muthafucka's gonna be made a liquid metal!"
"Life is BORING!"
"Walker told me I have AIDS!"
"Motherfuckin' greedy-ass Transport Workers Union bastards!"
"Television is the opiate of the masses!"
"BUllSHit!"
"Michael Brown is a douchebag!"
"George Bush doesn't care about black people!"
"Ev-ry bo-dy wants to be bour-geois: FUKUYAMA!"
"Mose in the chine!"
"It is poor judgement to let a talentless director participate as an actor in their own show!"
"Fuck Velvet Revolver for not being I-pod compatable!"
"My world is falling apart!"
"And that his bags shall prove!"
"Are we really that less weird than Michael Jackson? If we had that much money we'd indulge our weirdnesses too!"
"Steppenwolf Apprenticeship: DENIED!"
"I loathe understudying!"
"This is the end for you, my master!"
"Hayden Christensen can't act!"
"Don't make me shove my lightsaber up yo' ventilation shaft!"
"Fringe '05: DENIED!"
"Reginald Quiver for Senator!
May 6-29 at the Profiles Theatre!
Thursdays-Saturdays @ 8pm
Sundays @2pm!"
"And why can't I do everything?!"
"Delicious babies!"
"Can Weezer PLEASE play on a date when I can actually SEE them?!"
"Whatever happened to Evan Silverman and those delicious Pixie Dust photos?!"
"FUCK THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES AT THE ILLINOIS THEATRE ASSOCIATION!"
"Turn 10 all over again!"
"Now this is pod racing!"
"Looking for work is a full-time job!"
"Fuckin' extreme!"
"You can shove that latte up your fuckin' ass!"
"Andrew is such a dumbass!"
"Larry David is such a grumblepuss!"
"The sooner that Christmas gets pushed on us, the sooner we get burned out on it!"
"Spongebob Movie: FUCK YEAH!"
"Byoobs!"
"Speed of Light was a bold step forward for American Theatre!"
"Evil triumphs once again!"
"Damn Yankees!"
"Vanquish mine enemies!"
"The real world can kiss my ass!"
"1703 Ridge: my one-stop shop for all my best-buddy needs!"
"Summer is dying!"
"Vote Bush!"
"LA sucks. Get me outta here!"
"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
"I was in the bathroom with James L. Brooks!"
"Paradigm shifts!"
"As a wife has a cow: a love story!"
"Congratulations to the cast and crew of Shakespeare's R+J!"
"Art thou bored? Snap into a slimjim--oh yeah!"
"I ain't afraid a no ghost!"
"I did not murder him!"
"Peter McNerney is the Samwise Gamgee to my Frodo!"
"Goodbye David and Goodbye
Acting Class!"
"Fuck you Cindy Gold! Callbacks on DILLO DAY 2004!"
"Red Jacket Theatre!"
"The master cook's name was concoction!"
"You have poked Vanessa Evans!"
"Imago? More like I-ma-NOT-go!"
"In view of the current workload, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off!"
"You have made the greatest error since my callow life began!"
"Damn it, Alan, let's film this thing!"
"I fuckin' hate run-crew!"
"Blake Merriman: "A Hard Nut to Crack"!"
"No pilates for Briggs!"
"Let's all get stoned and see The Passion of the Christ!"
"Fuck Econ-370!"
"Don't be sorry, be right!"
"You have to visualize!"
"Is anybody else getting tired of that 'Hey Ya' song!"
"Carlton Winslow!"
"Whoever used my towell the night of 2/19/04 is in DEEP SHIT!"
"Star Wars DVD: September 21st!"
"I've overextended myself!"
"Praise Zenenga!"
"Fuck you, Jackie Chau!"
"It is at this half-way point that the play I am currently working on takes control of my life!"
"Raul Kalita is my hero!"
"Nicole Ripley hates Blake's guts!"
"Leep my stocking!"
"You see how my mind works? It's like a lazer!"
"I want to be BORED as somebody else was once!"
"Let's shoot this fucker!"
"What the fuck happened to the penguin game!"
"Buy me at the NEW online store!"
"We must all have waffles, forthwith!"
"You defloriated vulva!"
"Quit saying "YEAH" Andrew Perez!"
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you!"
"Something about monkey tatties!"
"You can't spell 'logic' without: Oh, gee, I see!"
"Robbie Berliner is a fuckin' retard!"
"I don't care if you want to or not, do your fucking job!"
"David has forsaken us!"
"A capella? More like a CRAPella!"
"Fuck the Omni! Mickey D's 4eva!"
"Spiderman Vs. Batman FUNdraiser on Halloween? I'll be there!"
"Nobody leaves AIM forever Neon Gekko!"
"Blake is in The Seagull!"
"Get your rusty butt down here you little so-and-so!"
"And my axe!"
"RITZ!"
"Giggity giggtity!"
"Obviously I got a lotta ticks! Woo!"
"And so, Seaman and Swallow get to. . . get to work!"
"You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts!"
"Vote Schwarzenegger!"
"Anyone who doesn't like pizza is a nazi!"
"The Hours can suck my balls!"
"You can't become a crip by ax-a-dent fool!"
"I ain't no JIVE TURKEY!"
"BOOYAH-KASHA!
"Stay in school SUCKA!"