Other Amusing Quotes


"It's Fry-day" -Guy who gave an assembly at Collegiate in High-school who promoted the eradication of racism on Fridays.

"High-oh!" -Ed McMahon

"Huzzah!" -Mr. Burns

BLAKE: "Jerk!"
ANDREW: "DA/DT!"


"Zip it up, and zip it out!" -Dave Chappelle

"Stop talking like what, copper? Myeah." -Dave Chappelle

"Get it together, grouch. Get a job, grouch." -Dave Chappelle

"Dave! Dave, come on with the voting! Trying to tell you about fucking my wife here, 'n you ask me all these personal questions." -Dave Chappelle

"He is too tall. Yes. Too tall to begin the training." -Blake (as Yoda [about Andrew C. Davidson])

"Ansah ya telephone!" -David Cross

"RELOAD! RELOAD!" -Leathal Enforcers

"You're a very special lady, of this I am certain. Let's get together later and do some bumpin' an' squirtin'" -The Lady's Man

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that." - Ol' Drippy


"Ahhh, great, I have been waiting for two and a half months for a reply, and now they tell me that I haven't actually even applied yet...I'm the biggest idiot in the world..." -Andrew C. Davidson

Captain Adequacy: you need to masturbate more to build up your muscles. I'm in tip top shape

"Shut up! Some of us prefer illusion to despair." -Nelson Muntz
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