Amusing Quotes from NU people
(in chronological order)
"Montauk? I don't have time to go to Montauk, I have to go to work. Doo doodoo!" -Blake (if he were in Eternal Sunshine)
"Silver will always mean second best." -Blake
"S'up punk." -Perez 
"Q: What kind of moron would let me drive?
A: The muthafuckin' state of Illinois!
Mission Accomplished" -Blake
"We traded Lolitas." -Briggs
"Blake Merriman is a hard nut to crack." -David
"A third of my life I am ashamed." -Perez
"Excuse me, my name is not John, it's Jim, and I live in your thing." -Nicole on Telegin from Uncle Vanya
"Bruce Brotine said: 'I am A.C. Slater.'" -Vanessa
"Spanish people are, like: 'Where can I buy more cigarettes?'" -Andrew
"Carlton Winslow" -Blake
"Dustin Diamond will die tonight." -Blake
"Why must I twiddle in the ninth direction?" -Andrew
"Horeezontal? No no no. Horeezontal." -Peter
"I've lost three pounds since McDonalds and Panda Express closed." -Peter
"Praise Zenenga!" -Andrew
Here's a "great" idea: let's get rid of The Triplets of Belleville to make room for such "great" new releases such as Barbershop 2, Catch That Kid and The Perfect Score. -Thanks Century Theatres ;-) -Blake's away message on 2/6/04
"I'ts so noble that he, like, doesn't take advantage of her."
"Hey, I don't take advantage of millions of women every day."
El Blaqo: I want to be bored like somebody else was once.
"You defloriated vulva!" -David
"Katie and I were talking at dinner tonight, and I decided that I'm going to write a film about a wedding. What's going to happen is that these two people will be totally in love, but then in the process of trying to plan this wedding--pleasing their parents, impressing their friends, making sure everything lives up to expectations of the "perfect" day--everyone gets caught up in all this static. But THEN, at the end, everyone will realize that they've had their priorities all messed up, and that weddings aren't about invitations and cakes and floral arrangements, they're about celebrating the love shared by these two beautiful people. And there will be a heartfelt scene with slow-dancing at the reception. I'm really psyched about this project, because i don't think anyone's tried to do anything quite like this before." -Steve
"Can Nicole's head say something about monkey tatties on your website?" -Joanna
"I will rename Steve "Steed," and I shall ride him as such." -Blake
"Yes, I am the snake. Thank you." -Steve
"I'm trying to be silent." -Andrew
"MY DICK!" -Andrew
"Peter doesn't appreciate my body." -Joanna
"Come on Briggs, back me up here." -Blake
"My name is Bob, and I'm drunk like a slob." -Bob
"You can't understand the language of da dawng." -Andrew
". . .am I right?" -Blake
"Da Dong!" -Andrew
MagentaFire: "hang on .. lemme check my box. :)"
El Blaqo: "doesn't your gynecologist do that for you?"
"GRAVITY! Gravity keeps pulling me down! And. . .and-SHIT!" -Emily Crocket
"Aren't my tits and a movie theatre better than T.V.?" -Nicole
"Rat Poison!" -Briggs
"If it says 'non-toxic' it's not delicious." -Blake
BRIGGS: "Steve, I didn't want to have Coakley 10 am on fridays."
STEVE: "Briggs, I don't want to be a person that never gets laid, but I am!"
"Ev-ry-bo-dy wants to be Bour-geois, FUKUYAMA!" -Blake and Steve
"Super-Sarah, you better super-shape up! Super-sit down! Super-stop it!" -Andrew
"Laptops didn't exist in the eighties. 'F' for periodness." -Steve
"You know, pretty soon they're going to be having the one-legged Arab theatre group, I just don't know." -David Downs
BLAKE: "Where did the road go?"
BRIGGS: "WHOOOAH!"
"Is this making any sense?" -David
"Hot." -Blake
"I'm Batman" -Peter (as Michael Keaton [as Batman])
"...you wanna watch Star Wars?" -Blake
"I'm an English pig, with a tusk coming out of my belly-boo-tone." -Peter
"Blast it Briggs, where are you!" -Blake
"MAU!" -Andrew
"WHAT?!?. . . WHAT?!?. . . WHAT!?!. . . WHAT!?!" -Blake (as Vanessa)
"Something's wrong with the Doorrrr." -Blake (as Mikhaila)
"I didn't tell you the secret of the uridiums. Noone knows the secret of the uridiums; they manifested." -Andrew
"I had seven shots." -Jeannette
"NERVOUS!" -Mikhaila
"A-lan, makes me want to VO-mit, I'll send you to BOYS-school." -Peter (sung to Alan)
BRIGGS: "Hey, Andrew, which run crew did you get?"
ANDREW: "Um . . . Danceworks?"
"That's Laygee. He has headphones on." -Mikhaila
"My name is Romulus and I had an abortion." -Andrew
"Rape: What's the big deal?" -Andrew
"Penis-bon-benis" -Mikhaila
"I have secrets." -Andrew
"Eyeballs prancing on the batboy." -Briggs
"Mine. My things." -Andrew
"Dhat's right Briggs. Wakey wakey! Slopey Slopey! What does 'slopey' mean? NnI doh no." -Mikhaila
"What's up? Are you high?" -Chris 
"You BROKE my shotglass!" -Blake (to Briggs)
VANESSA: "Where's your other sandal Chris?"
CHRIS: "Maybe itsh in your POOSHEE!"
"GET DOWN!" -Blake (as Arnold)
Did I miss any good ones?
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