Amusing Quotes from Movies
"RITZ!" -Harrison Ford in Regarding Henry
"Heather, PLEASE!" -Christopher Lambert in Highlander
"You're the man now dog!" -Sean Connery in Finding Forrester
"That was naughty." -Sean Connery in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
"(MOANING) Ani? Ani? Is it you? Ani? Ani? Oh you look so handsome. My son. Oh, my grown-up son. I'm so proud of you Ani. Now I am complete. I love y- I love- I- I love- (GROANING)." -Pernilla August in Episode II
"The shifter broke. Life seems so much simpler when you're fixing things. I'm good at fixing things. Always was. But I couldn't- Why'd she have to die? Why couldn't I save her? I know I could have! (You're not all powerful Ani.) Well I should be! Someday I will be. I will be the most powerful jedi ever! I promise you. I will even learn to stop people from dying. It's all Obi-wan's fault! He's jealous! He's holding me back! I- I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead. Every single one of them. And not just the men... but the women... and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them! I'm a jedi. I know I'm better than this."
-Hayden Christensen in Episode II
"But he asks the impossible, I NEED more men." -Michael Pennington in Return of the Jedi
"And Bob...remember...you...are my number one...a-guy!" -Jack Nicholson in Batman
"Fill it up again! God that's good. It's so good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" -Will Ferrell in Old School
"Come on with it!" -Mike Epps in How High
"My nipples are tingling." -Arnold Schwarzenegger in Junior
"Smeagol. Why does it cry, Smeagol? Cruel Men hurts us. Master tricksed us. Of course he did. I told he was tricksy. I told you he was false. Master is our friend. Our friend. Master betrayed us. No. Not its business. Leave us alone! Filthy little Hobbitses! They stole it from us! No. No." -Andy Serkis in The Two Towers
"Hold on to your butts." -Samuel L. Jackson in Jurrassic Park
"I need a vacation" -Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Did I miss any good ones?
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