I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pj's and put on some prayers,
I turned off the bed and jumped in the light,
All because you kissed me goodnight.
*
Next morning I woke up and scrambled my shoes,
Picked up my eggs and toasted the news,
I couldn't tell my left from right,
All because you kissed me goodnight.
*
That evening at last I felt normal again,
So I picked up my mother and called the phone,
I spoke to the puppy and threw Dad a bone,
Even at midnight the sun was still bright,
All because you kissed me goodnight.
**Ten Things I Hate About You**
I hate it when you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair,
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
And the way you read my mind,
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it how you're always right,
I hate it when you lie,
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around,
And the fact that you didn't call,
But most of all I hate how I don't hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.
**Peaches and Plums**
A peach is a peach,
And a plum is a plum,
But a kiss ain't a kiss without any tongue,
So open your mouth and close your eyes,
And give your tongue some exercise.
**We Are Cheerleaders**
I'm sexy, I'm cute,
I'm popular to boot,
I'm bitchin, great hair,
The boys all love to stare,
I'm wanted, I'm hot,
I'm everything you're not,
I'm pretty, I'm cool,
I'm dominate the school,
Who am I? Just guess,
Guys wanna touch my chest,
I'm rockin, I smile,
And many think I'm vile,
I'm flyin, I jump,
You can look but don't you hump,
I major, I roar,
I swear I'm not a whore,
We cheer and we lead,
We act like we're on speed,
You hate us cause we're beautiful,
Well we don't like you either!
We're cheerleaders!
We are cheerleaders!
