yo-yo! whatz up mai hommie saurman!!!
I love you Saurman!!!if only you kneW!!! but damn you have to go cheat on me with that wormtongue!!! i shall free king theoden and have him despose of your WORMtongue!!! and than you shall forever more want me back right then...right then...
Well seeing how i am a gay(HAPPY) wizard i think i shall molest that lil frodo...oh so cute...oh so small...oh soo innocent ! for i am innocent also! no one ! not no one shall belive an old fart like mee!!!yes yess saurman is still my precious but he cheated on me...hmm i shall go try to find frodo and sam and molest them at the same time!!!
no! no! wrong! WRONG!!!
this is all wrong! i should not be cheating on my lover...Saurman...just because he did wrong to me doesnt mean he deserves it back because i LOVE YOU SAURMAN!!! Later on before frodo throws that ring in to mt.doom it shall be our wedding ring for the rest of our liveS!!