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Following the recent spate of criticisms made against the Gahmen,the PS21
Office has published a Handbook that teaches Gahmen officials how to
handle bad publicity! . The Handbook explains the 5-Cs of deflecting
public criticism.
The Handbook is the brainchild of Mr Chin Gao Siam, a Senior Officer in
the PS21 Office. Mr Chin explains: "Over the past year, many Gahmen
agencies faced intense public criticism. Some of them managed to come
up with ingenious and creative approaches to persuade the public that it
is not their fault. I thought, whynot compile these best practices and
disseminate to all Gahmen officials?"
So, if you are a Gahmen official, how could you respond when something
goes wrong? Here are 5-Cs from the "Not My Fault" Handbook:
1. CONSOLE your critics:
The first basic way is to take the "I feel your pain" approach.
PM Goh used this after the bus fare hikes when he said that he
"understood" the situation. The Handbook explained that by
offering understanding and consolation, the Gahmen can give the impression
that it knew what the reg! ular person went through, even though the
well-paid Gahmen officials probably cannot
recall the last time they took a bus or an MRT, benefit from lower taxes
and pay little GST. "Understanding" is cost-effective,because
you don't
have to "do" anything. An elaboration of this method is to tell
critics that it is for their own good. Eg, the fare hikes were meant to
give a signal to the
people and educate them that there will be more pain ahead.
Getting ST/BT writers to write supportive articles, eg, explaining how a
widening income gap is inevitable with globalisation, also helps.
2. CONFUSE your critics:
A second tried-and-tested method is to avoid answering the central issue,
but instead introduce new, irrelevant issues to confuse your critics. The
Gahmen's handling of the transport fare hike is an excellent example.
Instead of providing a satisfactory answer to the question "Why is
there a fare hike?", it t! hrew another question back at the public
"Do you prefer infrequent big hikes or frequent small hikes?"
and thus avoided the original question altogether.
3. COUNTER-ACCUSE:
Another popular and effective method is to blame your customers. For
example, when several DBS bank accounts were hacked into recently, the
bank blamed its customers for not installing good anti-virus software and
for relying on cheap pirated copies which they bought from the pasar malam
downstairs.
PSA has also honed the 'Blame your customer' tactic to a fine art. After
two of its biggest customers defected to Johor, it explained that these customers
were too stupid to appreciate the better quality of service which PSA
provided. "Sometimes, if your customers are too stupid, it makes
better sense to lose them and have them move away." explained Mr
Chin.
MOH used this technique when it blamed the family of the liver failure!
victim for indecision. However, Mr Chin noted that this backfired, because
of wrong information. The addendum to this technique is therefore:
Get your information right, first. If you can't blame your customer, find
anyone in sight and push the blame to them. When DBS faced legal threats
from UOB and OUB, it cleverly pushed the blame (and also the bill) to its
adviser Goldman Sachs.
Another solution is to blame foreign talents who were recruited to manage
Government-Linked Companies. "Nobody will shed a tear if you fire a
foreign talent, which is why GLCs should hire more of them so that they
can be let go when things go wrong," said Mr Chin. Junior employees
may also be good people to blame, because they cannot deny their fault.
This was best illustrated in the case when bus drivers were blamed for the
bus fare hikes because they wanted higher pay. However, Mr Chin qualified
this best practice. "You should ne! ver, ever, make a senior
Singaporean civil servant look bad, as this undermines public faith in the
civil service. Also, it is not convincing because it is well known that
senior people are normally PSC scholars who graduated from top overseas
universities and they never make mistakes."
4. CONFIRM "honest mistakes":
This latest response was pioneered by the IDA. It argued that its $388M 'ang
pao' to SingTel was an 'honest mistake', hence no one should be punished.
"This type of 'honest mistake' is different from the 'dishonest
mistakes' typically made in the private sector which calls for
punishment," explained Mr Chin. He foresees that the "honest
mistake" clause will be used more frequently by Gahmen agencies in
the future. The Handbook also distinguished between "honest
mistake" and "incompetence". "Incompetence" is
when junior officers make errors, "honest mistakes" are by
senior officers.
5. CHALLENGE your critics:
When you finally cannot find a way to explain the situation, challenge
your critics to enter the political arena and run at the next General
Election. In the meantime, insist that the Gahmen has the People's Mandate
to rule.
The Handbook has been warmly welcomed by Gahmen and civil servants,
because the public has become pickier and whinier, and only know how to
complain without giving constructive suggestions. One week into its
publication, the Handbook is already into its second print run. However,
Mr Chin has received little monetary compensation for his bright idea. His
salaryhas not been pegged to the number of copies sold, the effectiveness
of the Handbook or to the average revenue of the top 10% of current
bestsellers.
He submitted his suggestion via the Staff Suggestion Scheme and only
received a $2 award for his idea. The spokesman for the Public Service
Division explain! ed that since civil servants are not punished for
mistakes, they would not be rewarded for good work either.
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