Lyrics
SATCHMOO
Female: I just don't care about living,
I just don't care what I do;
All I need is some loving and caring,
I need a little satchmoo
There are times when I feel so lonely,
I'm not sure I'll carry through;
But when I hear you I feel you so strongly,
I need a little satchmoo.
(Solo)
Male: I hear your sweet song my angel, my darling,
You know that I'll be home soon;
So please stop crying, my heart just can't take it,
We'll soon be making satchmoo. Satch-
Both: -moo...satchmoo...
I can't think about nothing else, oh baby.
VERSE 2
Male: I remember when I first met you,
It was a dream come true;
And still I feel my heart jump a mile,
When I look forward to satchmoo.
So please don't be too upset my darling,
I'll be thinking of you;
It won't be long now 'till we are together,
Making feather light satchmoo.
(Solo)
Female: Don't you worry about me my darling,
There's only one on my menu;
So I'll keep waiting and longing to hold you,
There's nothing better than satchmoo with-
Both: -you...with you...
I can't think about nothing else, oh baby,
All I need is you and satchmoo.
BEGINNING OF THE END
It's just another day, another sunny day,
And I should not be here, I should be there with you,
Like you would want me to.
Why is it you're so far, from me my shining star,
We'll be together soon, I can't stand too much more,
You're all I'm living for.
WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOU. PLEASE COME TO ME.
I do not know your name, I'll find you all the same,
You're out there lying low, waiting for me to show,
It's driving me insane.
Tomorrow's looking bright, you'll soon be in my sight,
It's taken us a while, but now it seems that I'll
Be coming home to you.
At last my troubled life, has found itself a wife,
Someone to care for me.
(flute solo)
I'm searching far and wide, I cannot find my bride,
I thought you said you'd be, out there waiting for me,
I can't believe you lied.
You've found somebody new, just like I thought you'd do,
This is the end for me, maybe once I have died,
I'll finally be free.
BASEMENT JAZZ THEME
I know where the flowers grow and the angels go to hide,
It's a little place I know, let me take you for a ride.
Basement Jazz
Won't you come and listen every Saturday at ten,
Relax, unwind, let us blow your mind from here to Pakistan,
Basement Jazz
Basement Jazz
Basement Jazz
Basement Jazz
Basement Jazz
ODE TO OBESITY
I'm not sure you know who I am anymore,
It's been a while since you've knocked on my door.
Is it something that I've said with which you disagree?
Or maybe is it just because of me?
For what it's worth I'd like to apologise,
Is it because I said that you had fat thighs?
Sorry that you heard that but I meant it seriously:
You're the fattest, most repulsive thing I've seen.
(Choir):
SOPRANO
ALTO
TENOR
It's a saving grace that I
Goodbye, so long
Ah
Never have to see your face
Good riddance, you mong Ah
Anymore outside my door
Sayonara and
Ah
I have peace at last you whore.
Adios
Ah
Bodily functions should be fairly discrete,
Your choice of topics turns me white as a sheet.
Why would you think people want to know that sort of stuff
From a harlet who is hideously rough?
Why is it after you consume so much lard,
It seems appropriate to dress like a tart?
Have you ever seen that face which others have to see?
(Notice "have to" means "not voluntarily"!)
This is my ode to obesity.
BUNGALOW THREE
Have you ever seen animals quite as strange as those at the bottom of the sea,
Or maybe a mud bath of hungry hippos or a monkey at the top of a tree.
You may even argue that a herd of buffalo have a manner that's considered to be crazy,
But there's no so strange as the mentally deranged, the occupants of bungalow three.
Of bungalow three, of bungalow three,
They're insane to the nth degree are bungalow three.
STOP. BOALCH TIME.
They devalue the post-grad degree do bungalow three.
B.J. RAP
Now
I know nuffin bout this shit, fact
God knows why I'm tellin it, i's'a
Li'l inspiration 'as got me goin, so let me
Te'll y'all now 'fore we take it home BREAK IT DOWN
Chorus: I'm on a roll and
It's because of you.
Is'a
Li'l place tha' y'all should know, fuck
Knows should'na be me whose tellin' ya so. A
Tiny l'il place beneath the dsu, it's the
Basement, the replacement fwhat ya orta do
Whether ya revizin, stuff ya might be memorizin, hell
Yeah-this shit's better but fuck that's not surprizin, ya
Know ya should be uprizin but fuck-it I'm advisin, you to
Get procrastinizin, don't you get me chastizin'. biatch
Chorus: I'm on a roll and
It's because of you.
Come listen to Basement Jazz yo!
NEIL'S SONG: THE AQA JINGLE
His name is Neil and he struts around the room,
With the appeal of an odourous baboon.
He plays chess at lunchtimes, while sitting on his own,
Unless his mother's there to care for him he starts to moan.
His name is Neil and he struts around the room,
With the appeal of an odourous baboon.
He's Neil, Neil, Neil.
LOVE IS BLIND
There are times when I am lost in thought.
They are not just simply 'cause I'm bored.
The reason's more complex and I guess in many repescts,
There's more to love than being ignored.
When we met, I thought that you seemed keen,
You chose my side when others acted mean.
Since then a year's gone by, the good times have run dry,
Now there's nothing left but our routine.
[Chorus]
Our routine, it's no fun,
When it's acted out by one,
Lonely hearts feel more pain, there's nothing to gain,
Now it's begun.
(Solo)
The time has come, the moment has arrived,
To pack my bags and leave it all behind.
'Cause moving on is the key to serendipity,
After all they say that Love Is Blind.
[Chorus]
Love Is Blind, you will see,
Give it time and you'll agree,
Love Is Blind, there's no point, in trying to deny it,
Love Is Blind.
Later on if you should cross my mind,
I won't need to look that hard to find,
Those memories of long ago and my love that never showed,
All because they say that Love Is Blind.
ONE MAN & HIS DOG
One man and his dog, sleeping sound, while the world is spinning around.
One man and his dog, safe and warm while the whole world is at war.
(Piano Solo)
A few days before in the night, the whole world was given a fright.
It seemed that Iraq was to blame for the whole world being aflame.
(Raunchy Solo)
Down on the farm there's no pain, one man and his dog don't complain.
They don't yet know what's occurred or how many have been hurt.
(String Solo)
One man and his dog woke to find that they were all that was left of mankind.
They never knew how or why, they just sat down with a sigh.
(Piano Solo)
The world is quite large when alone, one man and his dog left their home,
In search of a life not yet expired for the knowledge they required.
(Raunchy Solo)
After a time searching far they realised that they are,
The only ones that remained so they wandered home again.
(String Solo)
FREEDOM TO FLY
I'm flying higher than I've flown before, and
Nothing can stop me I'm not frightened anymore.
It's time to travel, time to spread my wings, I'm
Looking ahead to what the future brings.
[Chorus]
Give it all you've got don't you worry what anybody
Thinks, this is who you are, travel far, find the glory
That you've been searching for, give it more than you've ever
Given it before. It's the freedom to fly.
Never before have I felt so alive, a
Feeling on which it seems it's easier to survive. I could go
Travelling the world for several years and I need
Never ask why these feelings never die.
[Chorus]
Give it all you've got don't you worry what anybody
Thinks, this is who you are, travel far, find the glory
That you've been searching for, give it more than you've ever
Given it before. It's the freedom to fly.
(Sax Solo)
It's the freedom to fly, up high,
To soar, with the freedom to explore.
It's the freedom to fly, up high,
To soar, with the freedom to explore.
[Chorus]
Give it all you've got don't you worry what anybody
Thinks, this is who you are, travel far, find the glory
That you've been searching for, give it more than you've ever
Given it before. It's the freedom to
Give it all you've got don't you worry what anybody
Fly, up
Thinks, this is who you are, travel far, find the
glory
High, to
That you've been searching for, give it more than you've ever Soar, to ex-
Given it before. It's the freedom to
plore.
fly.
LIVIN' TILL THE DAY I DIE
I've never really known happiness
All I've ever known is grief
In my opinion
Religion's a nonsensical belief
I've always had the touch of shyness
So it won't be much of a surprise
That my life's fallin' apart
I'm just livin' till the day that I die
(Solo)
There's no point looking for equity
The fact is it's just all a lie
No more am I trusting that farce
I'm just livin' till the day that I die
IN A CHRISTIAN WAY
In a christian way!
Should you ever feel like you're alone and ya need advice,
Then you should ring a christian for that help where nothing else will suffice.
You need answers and ya need em quick, ring a christian now and you can take ya pick,
You don't need pils, ya needn't see a shrink, just put ya hands together and think:
In a christian way.
Just remember Jesus when you feel like you've had enough,
Ask him any question coz for him there is no question too tough.
Any christian who abides the rules can lead you away from paths trampled by fools,
Given a dilemma What Would Jesus Do? Take the time to think things through:
In a christian way.
Now you know the story you can go forth and spread the word,
Make sure you travel far and wide till every single person has heard.
Listen to the message that the bible gives, don't forget the part that says that Jesus lives,
Inside each and every one of us today, so kneel down and let us pray:
In a christian way.
In a chrsitian way!
A TRAVELLER'S PSALM
My love left me all alone on a cold winter's morning,
A passing rider took me in and I huddled up tight on the floor.
'Twas then as he turned to me and I saw his complexion,
I thought I'd known him from long ago and that Jesus had risen again.
Oh Halleluiah we have our Lord back on Earth,
Helping those less fortunate than Himself and I'm honoured that I am the first.
(Instrumental)
May God have mercy on all our souls and we pray that the world rest in peace.
MY IMMORTAL ARMOUR
I am so in awe of you I can't stand to be alone for so many hours without you by my side.
When you're standing next to me I feel so alive.
Come on baby, hear my cry
[Chorus]
Tomorrow's looking brighter for me, so hand me my sword tonight,
Are you listening, are you calling
My immortal armour?
Shouting from the rooftops my battle cry will terrify everybody who dares standing in my way.
I will be the most powerful warrior in the world,
Now you're standing next to me
[Chorus]
(Solo)
When the war is on you will give me all the power that I will ever need to vanquish everyone.
Strength is now my fortitude, I will never lose,
Now that you're protecting me
[Chorus x 2]
AVE MARIA
Ave Maria, gratia plena, gratia plena,
Dominus tecum benedicta tu in mulieribus
Et benedictus fructus ventris tuis Jesus
Sancta Maria, Sancta Maria, Maria
Ora pro nobis
Nobis peccatoribus
Nunc et in hora, in hora mortis nostrae.
Amen, Amen.