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The Socialy Dead
This page is deticated to all those celebrities that have just disapeared from the face of the planet.  Why?  We don't know and we don't care.  It's fun to look back and see these weirdos made headlines, and now they're not even their local newspapers. -Kyle
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Ah, Louie Anderson.  I remember watching the cartoon show about him being a fat, whiny, constipated little kid,and ugly Teeth.  Kind makes you wonder, whatever happened to this guy?  A better question is, is he realated to Pamala Anderson?  He got the ugly, Pam got the beauty, but they both have large breasts. -Kyle
Man, these guys are not only poor singers, all three of them seriously look like little girls.  I can't believe that girls worshiped these retards.  If I had to guess they're all probably still living in their mother's basement, drunk and depressed becuase they gave away their fame.  How?  Would you like to hear a song about mmmmm Bop?  WTF IS MMMM BOB?  It makes no sense and that's why they're dead... socialy. -Kyle
Now here's a loser, Vanilla Ice.  His music sucked.  Badly.  I still have nightmares of Ice Ice Baby.  Man we can see why no one liked Rap music in the 80s, just look at what they had to deal with.  Just stick with your old fashioned Fresh Prince of Bell Air, Will Smith.  Enough said. -Kyle
Here's a more recent one, Fred Durst.  Freddy here tried to sing, but he couldn't, so he made a Rap group that not only sounded bad, their music videos scared the living shit out of me.  No one wants to see an ugly man try to have sex with a woman with a wig and like grease coming out of her hair.  It's just plain nasty.  He also pretened to go out with Britney Spears, shame on you, if you wanted her you should've got her drunk and married her.  -Kyle
Twinkie the Kid, ah no one remembers you why? becuase you're not real, but we're too busy eating your realtives.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Seriously he looks like a doggie chew toy, or worse... we won't go there... -Kyle
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