--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WORLD'S WORST (Part Six) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Bremner, CarpetAppGrl, CMoose, EmileJ, Gregsgirl, jaclyn, JoeIsham, Jordi, locknestra Scene: World's worst restaurant chain. HI AND WELCOME TO BEEF-A-ROO, WOULD YOU LIKE A LIL' JOEY MEAL TONIGHT? Eewwww! (Beef-a-Roo is a real chain) Makes it even more gross! :o) WELCOME TO DANNY'S DINER AND DUNGEON! GET WHIPPED THEN A HOT BEEF SANDWICH! *snicker* WELCOME TO CMOOSE'S CAFE...NEED I SAY MORE? WELCOME TO THE CHICKEN SHACK! WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BREASTS AROUND! WELCOME TO THE HAPPY EATER, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? WELCOME TO THE ARTERY CLOG RESTAURANT! LOL Em! WHAT'LL IT BE? SALMONELLA, E COLI, OR "EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK"? SALT, PEPPER, OR MYSTERIOUS WHITE POWDER? WELCOME TO CRAPPIES, WHERE WHAT GOES IN COMES RIGHT OUT AGAIN! WELCOME TO GRANNY'S CATFISH! WELCOME TO ROMAN BANQUET...TONIGHT'S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT NIGHT... THE VOMITORIUM IS TO YOUR LEFT! WELCOME TO ANY RESTAURANT IN ORLANDO! PLEASE TAKE A BEEPER AND WAIT SIX HOURS. WELL COME TO MIGHT AND MAGIC WHERE IT *MIGHT* BE *MAGIC* IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FOOD DOWN! HI, THIS IS THE TEXAS CHEESECAKE DEPOSITORY! WELCOME TO DAHMER'S DINER ... Hehehe! HELLO, WELCOME TO FARGO..... *LOOKS AROUND* YOU CAN HAVE ANY SPOT YOU WANT... INCLUDING MINE.... WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF HAGGIS, LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR TABLE, OCH AYE! WELCOME TO BILL'S THRILLS WHERE THE COW IS ON YOU! WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF SPOO! LOL! Ooh, och och aye!!!! ROTFL Joe! WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY MEAT DINER...AND IF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT YOU'RE EATING, DINNER IS ON THE HOUSE! WELCOME TO SUSHILAND, WHERE THE FISH IS FRESHER THAN THE WAITRESSES...(figure that one out!) *snort* Em! They're not so fresh feeling ;-) HI, AND WELCOME TO THE CATHOLIC CHURCH RESTAURANT... IT'S SIN-TACULAR! THANKS FOR DINING AT KENTUCKY FRIED MOA! "AND THAT'LL BE ONE SCOOP OF STYLESBERRY, ONE SCOOP OF CHOCOLATE CHIP ESTEN, AND ONE MIKE MCSHAKE?" 42? ;) ROTFL! ...AND FOR BREAKFAST, WE'VE GOT SCRAMBLED EGGS, THAT CAME FROM A SECRET AGENT WHO HAD CHICKEN DNA IMPLANTED IN HIM Ew, lol! *g* lol HI, AND WELCOME TO NGARUWAHIA RESTAURANT... SPELL OUR NAME AND YOUR MEAL'S FREE! "DO YOU WANT THE WHOP BOP A LOOM BOP CASSEROLE OR THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOUFFLE' ?" (sorry, had to!) WELCOME TO ARETHA'S, WHERE YOU CAN TRY OUR LIGHT ALPHABET SOUP - WE TOOK OUT THE T-C-P. WELCOME TO THE SIMS' RESTAURANT, WHERE OUR COOKS HAVE A COOKING SKILL OF ZERO! Hehehehe ROFL! Ahhhh! I don't want to be set on fire! WHO ORDERED THE POOPOO PLATTER? I DUB THIS RESTAURANT 'BOILS AND BEANS'! WELCOME TO WHOSER CON RESTAUANT! SPECIALS THIS WEEK ARE ANNOYING PUPPETS AND **CORN!** *TOUCHES NOSE* WELCOME TO MOM'S RESTAURANT, WHERE YOU CAN'T ORDER DESSERT UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED YOUR WHOLE ENTREE! LOL! SING A IDS AND THIS ONE IS ON US! *giggle* Hehehe WHAT IS THAT YOU SAYETH GOOD SIR? COULD IT BE-EST THAT OUR FOOD IS AS ACIENT AS OUR SPEECH ANON? THIS IS DUBYA'S DINER - WHERE YOU GET DINNER AND A SHOW! WE'RE SERVING MEALS HELPING HANDS-STYLE ... SIR, IF YOU WILL JUST PUT YOUR ARMS THROUGH YOUR DATE'S ARMS ... THERE. WELCOME TO THE INVERCARGILL EATERY WHERE YOU CAN PAY ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF AN ELEPHANTS BUM. HI, WELCOME TO JUST POUTINE! Hehehehe! WELCOME TO DUBYA'S RESTAURANT...TONIGHT'S ENTREES - MACORARONI AND CHEEZE, T-BOAN STAKE, AND CRAP CAKES. LOL! I DON'T KNOW BUT I HAVE HEARD / YOU GET FREE MEALS FOR PASSING THE WORD / LISTEN UP AND LISTEN SMART / HERE YOU EAT JUST PIG HEART Eeewww! ;o) WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF SPAM! WELCOME TO ABES DINER! OUR SCRAB CAKES ARE TH-...STILL MOVING!! *GRABS CLEAVER* JOES DINER! WHERE YOU CAN GET THE BEST IN UNSPEAKABLE SPAIN DINING! ;-) Hee hee! So are we done with WW, or do we just want to listen to me ramble some more? ;-) Think we're done... OK, yeah, i'm spent on this game... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: EmileJ, GypsyJr, KerriOTPS, Muran-hime, stelic Scene: World's worst person to be a Mall Santa. HI, I'M THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS 4 SIMPLE WORDS...."I'M GEORGE W. BUSH." * Muran-hime runs screaming at the mention of the unholy Dubya MY NAME IS SANTA, AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.... HO HO ... HERNIA! OH! I'LL STUFF YOUR STOCKING LITTLE GIRL... HEEHEEHEE HI, MY NAME IS STELIC.... Ewww LOL! * stelic glares. * KerriOTPS grins. WANNA SEE MY LITTLE ELVES? I PUT THE HO IN EMILE'S HOLIDAY! WANNA SEE MY LITTLE ELVIS? SEE HOW RED SANTA'SNOSE IS BILLY? THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S HIDING A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS IN HIS BEARD! AND WHAT DO YOU WANT LITTLE BOY...GIRL...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, ANYWAY? Peppermint schnapps anyone? :) Sure, mur! HO HO HO, LITTLE ONES! SANTA'S JUST IN FROM A CHILI COOKOFF! LOL, ewww! HO HO HO! OH WAIT...THAT'S WHAT *I* WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. HOW'S RUDOLPH? YOU KNOW WHAT VENISON IS, DON'T YOU? *laugh* HO HO HO! TELL MOMMY SANTA LIKES HER TUSHIE, OK? HOW'D YOU LIKE AN ANTLER UP YOUR.. ERRR, MERRY CHRISTMAS! YOU WANT A BARBIE, TIMMY? WHAT ARE YOU, GAY OR SOMETHING? HEY, KID. I'LL GIVE YOU THE PONY YOU ASKED FOR, IF YOU TELL ME WHERE MOMMY KEEPS HER JEWELLERY I ONLY GIVE OUT TOYS THAT WERE BANNED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WANT TO FEEL MY SNOW WHITE FUR, KIDS? SANTA'S GOT AN IDEA! LET'S PLAY VENTRILOQUIST! * Muran-hime crinkles her nose NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY CANDY CANES! THOSE ARE *MINE*! THAT'S NOT COAL IN YOUR STOCKING, SALLY... LOL! NORTH POLE MY ASS -- THIS YEAR, I'M *STAYING* IN MIAMI! KID, NEXT TIME REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE FIREPLACE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. NOW I GOT A SCAR. WANNA SEE? I'LL SHOW YOU MY NORTH POLE, ALL RIGHT! *lol* SANTA DOESN'T LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE ANY MORE, BILLY.... HE LIVES IN A CARDBOARD BOX AT 7TH AND STEVENS.... GATHER ROUND, CHILDREN, AND I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY ABOUT HOW RUDOLPH GOT RABIES AND HAD TO BE PUT DOWN Awww! LOL! GET OFF MY LAP, MR. BUSH, YOU'RE 50 YEARS OLD FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! LOL! Oh my God, becc! *laugh* And we wonder why kids are growing up so fast these days... EIGHT TINY REINDEER? NO, THERE AREN'T ANY THIS YEAR... Y'SEE, WE GOT SNOWBOUND AT THE NORTH POLE AND HAD TO EAT SOMETHING TO SURVIVE.... YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST ... ALONG WITH MOMMY ... HO HO HO! LOL! FORGET SITTING ON MY KNEE, KID, BEND OVER, SANTA HAS A SPANKING WAITING FOR YOU! HEY KID -- SANTA WANTS SOME ORANGE JULIUS! SNAP TO IT! HO HO, LITTLE SUZIE, SANTA'S BEEN WORKING OUT. FEEL THIS MUSCLE! Whoa, let's hope Santa doesn't go buck-wild in the sleigh! lol NOW MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE ME BEER AND CORN CHIPS KID.... F**K THE MILK AND COOKIES. ! That's ONE bad santa! Santa's got 'tude ^_^ Shut yo mouth! One baaad santa...shut yo mouth! So is he one F'-in dude, or one elfin dude? LOL! After all those years with the elfs and the old fat broad, Santa's developed issues ^_^ THOSE COOKIES REALLY SUCKED LAST YEAR, BOBBY... HOW ABOUT A BOTTLE OF JACK D THIS YEAR? YOU WANT *PRESENTS*? LET ME TELL YOU WHAT CHRISTMAS IS LIKE IN 'NAM, KID ... HI, SANTA IS SICK TODAY, I'M HIS SMOOTHER BROTHER, SANTANA CLAUS LET ME SHOW YOU A VIAL OF WHAT I USE TO FLY UP YOUR CHIMNEY.... LOL! ROTFL! SATAN CLAUSE! AND I'M HIS EVIL TWIN, SATAN CLAUS! LOL@Becc Satan? The Hockey player? :) DON'T WORRY, BOBBY, I KNOW MOMMY'S BEEN VERY NAUGHTY THIS YEAR.... WHO DO YOU THINK BROUGHT HER THE BLACK NEGLIGEE? ~ S A T A N, C L A U S ... ~ I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT ELMO DOLL LAST YEAR, JIMMY. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME??! Maybe he lost his marbles, em! I'LL LEAVE YOU SOMETHING LONG AND RED, WITH A BENT END ON IT, IN YOUR SOCK.... AND IT WON'T BE A CANDY CANE, LITTLE GIRL.... IF I HEAR THAT RING-JING-A-LING SONG ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA TOSS MY CHRISTMAS COOKIES... Wow...someone's horny, and it ain't the reindeer ^_^ Ain't me either.... Look out! Rudolph's in love again! Just a nasty rumor! IS THAT SEAN CONNERY? DO I HEAR SLEIGHBELLS? LOL!! HOW'S ABOUT I SIT ON *YOUR* LAP AND TELL YOU WHAT *I* WANT FOR A CHANGE? HOW DID RUDOLPH GET HIS RED NOSE? DOES CHERNOBYL RING ANY BELLS? * stelic walks out on-stage, pauses, then returns off-stage. Awwww! lol, someone used that one already, Angel ^_^ A FURRY RED SUIT? YOU MEAN I SPENT $500 ON THIS HOT PINK SKIN TIGHT LEATHER CATSUIT FOR NOTHING?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT TWIGLETS AND A RAT HAT FOR CHRISTMAS? AND A HAMSTER ON A STICK?? HEY KID, I GO COMMANDO! THINK ABOUT IT! WHO'S YOUR OLDER SISTER, LITTLE GIRL? LOL@em TELL YOUR MOM I'VE GOT A GREAT PACKAGE WAITING FOR HER, WILL YOU? HEY KID -- HELP SANTA HOCK A LUGIE OVER THE RAILING HERE ON THAT GUY SITTING ON THE BENCH ON THE FIRST FLOOR ... o/~ AND KEITH PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE! o/~ WHY YES, I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT. I LOST 300 POUNDS ON THE SLIMFAST PLAN. FEEL THAT. ISN'T THAT A BIG....MUSCLE? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Anathema, Emile, jedi_yam, KerriOTPS, stelic Scene: World's worst gifts to give to a Whoser. OH. TWIGLETS. TWIGLETS! OH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! A ONE WAY TICKET TO BUFFALO? HERE, JEFF, A LARGE CREAM PIE, JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT! *SMACK* OH. POUTINE. HERE, A COMPILATION TAPE OF KWIK WITZ FOR ME: TICKETS TO SPOKANE! THE BEST OF JOHN SESSIONS? COLIN MOCHRIE'S BIOGRAPHY? THANKS...BUT I ALREADY WROTE IT! THE BEST OF ARCHIE HAHN? I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT OF ME AND ALL, BUT.... ARCHIE HAHN'S SOUND EFFECTS MICROPHONE SHIELD? JURASSIC PARK 4? STARRING COLIN MOCHRIE? HERE, I GOT YOU GEORGE WENDT'S ONE-MAN IMPROVISED SHOW YOU RESTORED RYAN'S HAND AND JOSIE'S PUSSY? TOGETHER? LOL kez, norty filthy minded girl! Sorry, that just sorta slipped out.... Ewwwwww Ker! LOL! INSTEAD OF GETTING YOU A GIFT, WE'VE DECIDED TO STAND OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW AND SING WHOSER CAROLS ALL NIGHT! A PAIR OF WOOBS? WELL, ISN'T THAT LOVELY. Are they real? *laugh* Wooden. A MACHO? WAIT A MINUTE -- THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO NEW ZEALAND, NOT NEW HAMPSHIRE! TICKETS TO A HOOSIER CON? MOM, YOU MISHEARD WHAT I SAID.... TICKETS TO LOSER CON?...WHAT THE HELL? BEST HITS OF DJ MOCH? WONDERFUL! LOL@Kerr! * EmileJ smacks Amy with a yam surprise I meant that with all sincerity! :) OH. AN "I'M WITH WHOSER ->" SHIRT. TICKETS TO A HOSER CON? A PUPPET?! AAAAA! EH? OH WOW. MILK IN A BAG Take off! THANKS FOR THE COUPON FOR "PORN F&TS WITH EMILE", MOM. OOOOOOOOOH BARTLETT PEAR CAKE! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Anathema, EmileJ, KerriOTPS, stelic, Turt_Prez Scene: World's worst Christmas carol title. SILENT VRANCH JOY TO THE WORLD, THE GIRLS FINALLY FLUSHED! ~... AND IN CASE WE'VE NO PLACE TO GO, YELLOW SNOW, YELLOW SNOW, YELLOW SNOW!~ OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS....OOPS, GRANNY'S A SPEED BUMP NOW.... I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS * stelic groans. LOL! And laughs. I've got that one, em..... LOL! FROM THE SOUTH PARK CHRISTMAS ALBUM - CHEF'S NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE. OMG Em! *G* :) What? :) SHOULDN'T THE SLEIGH BE IN FRONT OF THE REINDEER? BAD KING WENCESLAS LICKED OUT... * jedi_yam returns the favor and yams Em. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS SANTA CLAUS IS COMING Nattie! LOL! Brings a whole new meaning to "you better watch out...." LOL! :) Hehehehehe! I guess she WAS good ... for goodness' sake! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A PRESIDENT. OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL ;-) OH COME YE LIKE OLD FAITHFUL LOL! * Turt_Prez sidles up to Emile LOL Kezza! Kez you are BAD! RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER, SNORTED TOO MUCH OF THE SNOW LOL! LOL Em ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A VASECTOMY OH NIGHTIE HOLE (a song of easy access) LOL! Not to be confused with O TANNING BED! Oh god almighty! hahhaa!! DECK THE HALLS WITH FISTS OF IRON! Ooooooooh LOL! SANTA GETS HIS JOLLIES BY SHOWING YOU HIS LOLLIES Jenna! Make them stop! :) DINGDONG MERRILY ON HIGH! Someone else can come up with the next topic.... We're like the energizer bunny...we just keep going...;-) *come* up, Kez? * Anathema keeps going on Jenna And going and going and going LOL! Down! Down! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Armadillo, EmileJ, Matt-W Scene: World's worst birthday present. OOH...GARY COLEMAN ENDORSED SILVERWARE! WOW! STOCKS IN ENRON! THANKS, MOM, I'M ALWAYS IN NEED OF AN INFLATABLE LOVE MONKEY. WOW! A TALIBAN OUTFIT! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS COCONUT BRA IS TOO BIG FOR ME. I'M A GUY. HEY, THE ANTIDOTE!..........HONEY, THE ANTIDOTE TO WHAT-- *COLLAPSE* LOL! *UNWRAPS GIFT* ..... DAD???! MOM, I APPRECIATE YOU HAVING STRIPPERS IN THE BIRTHDAY CAKE, BUT WHY ARE THEY ALL MEN? HEY! A DISEASED FERRET! THAT'S SO--*GRRROWLGRRR* AAAAH! *GULP* LOL! TELETUBBIES UNDERWEAR? MOM, I'M 44 FOR CHRIST SAKE! OBOY! A SHOW ON THE WB! OH BOY! A SHOW ON FOX! OH BOY! A SHOW ON UPN! MOM, A PICTURE OF YOU IN TELETUBBIES UNDERWEAR? YOU'RE 44 FOR CHRIST SAKE! MOM, I ASKED FOR THE BIOGRAPHY OF WAYNE BRADY! NOT GREG BRADY! BZZZZZZZZZZ! LOL! Thank you...for that. ;) mm hmm :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: DevilTrace, EJumean, jk, Jules, TheCat Scene: World's worst person to sit next to at the movies. MR. HERMAN? ALLOW ME TO SHAKE YOUR...WHOOPS! And we're off! Good one, Cat! ROSEBUD IS A SLED! A SLED!!! GOOD EVENING, MR. PRESIDENT. WHO'S THE YOUNG LADY? HI, I'M MAX. I HEAR THIS IS A PRETTY ROMANTIC MOVIE. WANNA SNUGGLE? WILL YOU SIT DOWN, MR. STILES? OH... YOU *ARE* SITTING DOWN... ALRIGHT! GOT MY POPCORN AND CANDY! I'M ALL SET TO WATCH STAR... WARTS?! WHAT THE HELL?! COULD YOU HELP ME FIND THAT PIECE OF POPCORN THAT FELL INTO MY LAP? COULD YOU SEE IF THERE'S SOME POPCORN STUCK IN MY TEETH? PSSST... THAT ISN'T MOUNTAIN DEW! WAIT, THIS PART IS REALLY GOOD. "LUKE, I'M YOUR FATHER" HE SAYS. LIKE, WHO SAW THAT COMING? WHY THE HELL DID I BUY A TICKET TO #WLIIA, THE MOVIE? THAT WOMAN'S REALLY A MAN! 'STAR WARS'? NO NO, THIS IS THE BIG-SCREEN VERSION OF 'KWIK WITZ'! I BROUGHT THE REESE'S PIECES... SEE, THIS IS HER RIGHT PINKY, AND THIS... CHECK OUT THE HOOTERS ON THAT........DAVID HASSELHOFF?!?!! *BLAH BLAH BLAH* SHUT UP? YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP?? *TO SCREEN* HEY! KEEP IT DOWN! WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE!! THIS IS 'ROCKY 6'? GREAT! WHEN DO WE TIME WARP? LOL Em! LOL! Hehehe! BOY, THIS IS THE LOUDEST SILENT FILM I'VE EVER HEARD! OK, I'LL BE MIKE, YOU BE TOM SERVO, AND RICK, YOU BE CROW LOL, Cat! PORK HER, ALADDIN! GEE, WHAT A SHAME FOR THAT ICEBERG TO HIT THE TITANIC! WELL, AT LEAST THE SHIP WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF ICE! HELLO, I'M ROGER EBERT... ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THAT? THEY'RE IN THE CAR!! THEY'RE IN THE CAR!! *SNIFF* *SOB* IT WAS SO MOVING... "DEPOSIT ALL LITTER IN THE TRASH RECEPTACLES"... NO! DON'T GO THROUGH THAT DOOR! NOOOO! ... OH ... WAIT ... THIS IS A KID'S MOVIE. SORRY! LOL, Jeff!!! LOL! "AWW, I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR OVER AN HOUR, THIS MOVIE SUCKS!" "HONEY, THOSE WERE THE PREVIEWS!" THE SADDEST PART OF THE MOVIE WAS WHEN I RAN OUT OF POPCORN HELP! I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!!! GEE, I WONDER IF THAT STATUE OF LIBERTY MOVIE LOGO IS WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR... WHO'S THAT IDIOT DOING THE VOICE OF THE PODRACE ANNOUNCER? LOL, jk! That would be Scott Capurro, Jeff :-P OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT! COLIN'S LEFT ELBOW FOR TWO WHOLE SECONDS!!! I'M GONNA ASK THE PROJECTIONIST IF HE CAN PLAY IT AGAIN! LOL! LOL! *PUTS HANDS OVER EYES* OMG....I CAN'T LOOK....WHAT'S HAPPENING? WAIT, NO I DON'T WANT TO KNOW...WHAT'S GOING ON?? LET'S SEE ... POPCORN, LICORICE, JUNIOR MINTS, SODA, ICE CREAM, BUTTERFINGER, SKITTLES ... THAT SHOULD LAST ME ABOUT 20 MINUTES IF I EAT SLOW. LOL! WE WANT SHEMP! WE WANT SHEMP! WE WANT SHEMP!... UGH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN SO MUCH....BLEARGHHHHH! THIS SEAT IS STICKY ... AND IT AIN'T SODA ... LOOK, I CAN MAKE A DOGGY... AND A BUNNY... "I'm a bunny!!!" LOL Hehe Hehehe! Greg (Proops) the bunny? :) :-) *THROWS POPCORN* *CELL PHONE RINGS* YEAH?.....YEAH?....YEAH?....YEAH? OH... HELLO THERE BOSS, YES I KNOW I CALLED IN SICK... UM... CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD. "Sick of work!" :-) LOL, Cat! WHY THE HELL AM I IN A ROOM FULL OF SENIOR CITIZENS? THIS IS THE TELETUBBIES MOVIE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! Why the hell are you at the Teletubbies movie? :-) Argh, I don't wanna know!*g* :) EVERYBODY JOIN IN! "THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIVE...." They do that, Jeff! *POKES PERSON IN FRONT* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" "WELL, THIS *IS* THE POKE-A-MAN MOVIE, ISN'T IT?" YES KATIE, WAYNE'S IN THIS FILM oooOOOoooo *g* LOL, Jeff! ROFLMAO jk! *cheers* HOW COULD MICHELLE PFEIFFER KISS HARRISON FORD, WHEN SHE'S MARRIED TO DAVID KELLEY? THAT'S JUST BLATANT CHEATING! QUICK, LUKE, GIVE HIM A *HAND*!!! HA HA HA... YES WAYNE, KATIE'S IN THIS FILM! LOL! ROTFL! LOL!! WOW...THOSE CINNAMON ROLLS ON LEIA'S HEAD LOOK SO TASTY.... *DROOL* LOL! *re-word of prior effort* HEY, SHE WAS KISSING ANOTHER MAN IN THE MOVIE I SAW YESTERDAY, AND NOW SHE'S KISSING THIS GUY! WHAT A SLUT! WOW! I'VE WAITED FOREVER FOR THE SEQUEL TO GREASE! STAIN: THE MONICA LEWINSKY STORY. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Ew ew ew ew!! Good one! LOL, what goes around comes around! I think I see where we are going now! Into the gutter! * TheCat buzzes himself out. GG, all! LOL, what a way to end... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: EmileJ, Evan, GypsyJr, KerriOTPS, Lisapie Scene: World's worst person to find in #wliia after a hiatus DUDE! YOU'RE GETTING A DELL! HI, MY NAME IS RONALDO. IT TASTES LIKE IT WAS BOOOOOOORN IN THE SAUCE.... "OH MY GOD, SHARILYN, YOU FOUND US!" IS THIS THE PLACE WITH ALL THE WOOBS? HI! I'M BUHWEET, AMEMBA ME? UM...I'M THE NEW LANDLORD, I RENTED THIS PLACE OUT TO A FAMILY OF H@XORz!!! W00T W00T! HI! I'M ATUS! * GypsyJr thinks this was a rather obscure topic Yeah.... I agree So? Run with it! So nothin'... just observing I can barely walk with it, let alone run :) :) bex (: I LIKE WHIPS, LEATHER, INANE IDIOTS AND ASSES... ISN'T THAT THE KIND OF GAMES THIS IS? K9!! AW, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE RUG!! HI, I'M CLIVE ANDERSON, I RUN THE CHANNEL NOW!!! GAMES WILL BE SCORED ON A SERIES OF POINTS... *HANDS ALL THE LADYS A ROSE ----'--@ WELCOME TO #WLIIA, WHERE THE POINTS *REALLY* DON'T MATTER! LOOK, THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF WAWA, ONTARIO, RIGHT HERE IN OUR CHAT ROOM! * EmileJ has entered #wliia NOW, WHO'S THE SICK BASTARD WHO POSTED ON THE MB THAT I LOOKED STUPID ON THE ORIGINAL SERIES? THIS IS DEBI! IT'S WHEN I'M KATHY KINNEY THAT I'M REALLY ACTING!! HI! I'M GEORGE W. BUSH! HI, I'M PRESIDENT OF CANADA HATERS OF AMERICA! SO I TOOK THE 405 TO THE 5 TO THE 15 INTO CLARK COUNTY, FOLLOWED 80 INTO RENO, ELKO, SALT LAKE CITY, AND EVENTUALLY HIT WILL COUNTY, ILLINOIS FOR A TOTAL OF 1,431 Now how did i know Bush was gonna show up? ;) SADDAM? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? SORRY, YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ROOM...YOU CAN FIND THEM IN #WMD FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE *ARE* NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION UNDER THE SEATS! *J_BUTTUAFUCO ENTERS THE ROOM Damn. gmta :> Don't they though? Yours was funnier though :> ME TARZAN. ME READY TO PLAY IMPROV. ...AND THEN, AFTER WILL COUNTY, I WENT TO COOK, LAKE, DUPAGE, WALWORTH, AND MCHENRY COUNTIES, FOLLOWED BY A STOP IN MILWAUKEE... * Lisapie thwaps Evan EMILIO, EMILIO, WHEREFORE ART THOU, EMILIO? HERE I ART! WHO'S ART?