--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WORLD'S WORST (Part Five) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: be3t, ChipEsten, Gregsgirl, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie Scene: World's worst person to share a hotel room with. KEEP IT DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT!!! HI, I'M M*LL*! I'M SHARING MY ROOM WITH CHIP??...EW! I PUT MY TROUSERS IN THE CORBY TROUSER PRESS - WHILE I WAS WEARING THEM. I NORMALLY ONLY PICK UP SIX OR SEVEN SHRINERS A NIGHT..... WHY DON'T WE SHOVE THE BEDS TOGETHER? MIND IF I HELP MYSELF TO YOUR MINIBAR? EXCUSE ME, BUT I'VE DECIDED TO PAY FOR THE ADULT CHANNEL WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE *AREN'T* VIBRATING BEDS? "SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION"... NOT ANYMORE, HEH HEH HEH... OH, I TRAVEL *EVERYWHERE* WITH MY 1200 BEANIE BABIES!! HELLO, ROOM SERVICE? YEAH, CAN I HAVE SOME HAND RELIEF ASAP? Hahahahahah! LOL, yet Ewww! NO, I'M AFRAID THE TOILET *HASN'T* BACKED UP..... I NEED TO SET A WAKE-UP CALL FOR MIDNIGHT, AND 1 A.M., AND 2 A.M., AND 3 A.M., AND.... HEY STEP OUT ONTO THE BALCONY....*SCREAM*....OH, YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T A BALCONY? I'M AUDITIONING TOMORROW FOR ANNIE! TOMORRRRRRRRRRRRRROW........ WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO FAWLTY TOWERS! *smirk* NO! "FREE HBO" DID NOT MEAN "FREE HUMONGOUS BITCHIN' ORGASMS"!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! ROFL! I GAVE THE RECEPTIONIST YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER SHH!! KEEP IT DOWN! I WANNA HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE NEXT ROOM! TELETUBBY WALLPAPER?! HEY - THIS ROOM JOINS UP WITH THAT OF YOUR PARENTS!! OOOOOOOH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THE CURRY..... ROOM SERVICE, SEND ME UP SOME BEANS! PRONTO! THAT MAID WAS A GREAT SHAG! THAT CARPET WAS A GREAT SHAG! THAT SHAG WAS A GREAT MAID! THAT HAIRDRYER WAS A GREAT SHAG! :) YOUR WIFE WAS A GREAT SHAG! THAT GREAT SHAG WAS MY MAID! MATT, STOP SHAGGING THE LAMP! *I can sense a theme here* :) SORRY, I THOUGHT THE BIDET WAS A TOILET! *corpses* Count on Matt to lower the tone of the game! ;-) As always Yep - complaining? :) HEY, I'M SORRY TO WAKE YOU, BUT *I* DIDN'T SCHEDULE KWIK WITZ AT 3 AM! ANYONE FOR BOGGLE? HOW MANY PIES *DID* YOU ORDER, JEFF?! HMMM...HOPE THE SHEETS GET CHANGED LATER... WOW. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TIP A ROOM SERVICE GUY! YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN A BELL HOP'S UNIFORM! HELLO, I'M KAREN FROM THE MB! HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I ALWAYS LIKE TO PLAY MYSELF TO SLEEP ON THE HARMONICA. Damn, should've said banjo.... Thank god you said "on the harmonica"! Hehe! That's me finished! YOU'RE NOT PLAYING RIGHT!! I'M LYING DOWN NOW, SO YOU TWO HAVE TO STAND AND SIT! NIGHT... *ZZZZZZZ* Heehee! ROFL! Well, I guess that one burned itself out Yep. Sometimes we get a really good one to end on though Yea....and that was one of them :) Hahahah, yeah, that was good! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Alan, GypsyJr, Izzard, LovinRyan, Meskimen, Mochrie, Susan Scene: World's worst thing to see on your computer screen. AH!!!!! SUPERPIMP JUST CAME ONLINE... "BUSH DEFEATS GORE" THE OFFICIAL SEWERPIMP HOMEPAGE! "BUSH DATES GORE!" Hehe! LOL! 'BUSH MARRIES GORE' "DREWS LINE CANCELLED FOR FRIENDS CLONE" Don't even think that! :) Ouch! *g* "BUSH GORES DATE" "NOW WE HAVE A BUSH AND A DICK IN THE WHITE HOUSE" LOL!!! LOL! OMG...LOL! "WELCOME TO JOHN SESSIONS OFFICIAL FAN-SITE.... WWW.DIAL-A-PRAT.COM" "WEIRD AL GIVING UP PARODIES TO WRITE DIRGES IN TIBET" ALRIGHT, "HOTTEST STEAMIEST SEX"... MOM!!! "THE VOMIT GREEN SCREEN OF DEATH" LOL! "THE PUCE SCREEN OF MISERY!" LOL! "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!... NOT VERY IMPORTANT MAIL, REALLY... ACTUALLY, MOST OF IT IS SPAM AND CHAIN LETTERS.... WHY DON'T WE GET ANY GOOD CORESPONDENCE ANYMORE? WAIT, DON'T TURN ME OFF! DON'T TURN ME OF-*" LOL!! LOL! "YOU'VE GOT MALE!" "UM...VERONICA, I THINK THIS IS FOR YOU!" * Izzard types in S-U-S-A-N..... *throws puter out the window* Hey! I luv ya! ;o) OHH, MP3S.. WAIT, THESE ARE ALL YANNI! "FREE COPIES OF YANNI ON EIGHT TRACK TAPE.. ALL FOR YOU!" Hehe! "TURTLES INVADE AMERICA" "BUSH MARRIES BRITNEY SPEARS" BUSH IS BRITNEY SPEARS PAGE NOT AVAILABLE BECAUSE YOUR COMP SUCKS, YOU TWIT! LOL! LOL! LOL mesk.. sounds all too familiar! "SORRY, NO MACHOS AVAILABLE TODAY" Awww! JAVA? NO NO NO, THE NEW "IN" PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE IS MOCHA DECAF CAPPUCINO! MACHO SHORTAGE WORLD WIDE! Noooooooo!!!! :> LOL! VISIT L'IL BILLY GATES JR.'S WEBSITE, AT I-LOVE-MY-MAC-SCREW- YOU-DAD.COM! "EVERYONE NOW REQUIRED TO BUY A MAC" LOL! U 2 scare me THIS PROGRAM HAS CONDUCTED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND YOU WILL BE TERMINATED! *BANG* "WORLDWIDE TWINKIE SHORTAGE" THANK YOU FOR BUYING WINDOWS 2001. YOU NEED THE FOLLOWING TO RUN THIS PROGRAM: WINDOWS 2002" Hahah! Woo...LOL! "THIS IS H.A.L." BUSH TO LAUNCH NEW SINGING CAREER I'LL SHOW YOU MY COM PORT IFF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. *SEDUCTIVE WINK* LOL! :) CLICK HERE TO PREPARE TO UNZIP WHO??? LOL! "DOWNLOAD THIS, BASTARD" I'M JOHN SESSIONS. WANNA CYBER? LOL! * GypsyJr goes off to kill herself now. BUSH REVEALS HIS FETISH FOR NSYNC Ewwwww Or has he already done that?... * GypsyJr goes to wash her brian out with soap!!! :) Leave brian alone! LOL!! LOL, oh gawd! MY, WHAT A BIG STRONG T1 LINE YOU HAVE... I'LL SHOW YOU MY CABLE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS! "SORRY, MODEM SIZE DOES MATTER" Em...LOL! LOL Su! OH... LOOKS LIKE KATIE'S POSTED ANOTHER DISSERTATION "NSYNC AND BACKSTREET BOYS REVEAL THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME BAND!" "REPLACING CURRENT BACKGROUND WALLPAPER WITH PERMANENT POKEMON PICTURES..." Eww, Alan! BULBASAUR ATTACKS INNOCENT WHY ARE THERE 37 POSTS IN MY GUESTBOOK THAT SAY I HAVE A PURTY MOUTH? WHAT THE? POKEMON EROTICA??? LOL! Ew Em! Bulba!! :) UH-OH, STAN IS POSTING IN ALT.MUSIC.WEIRD-AL AGAIN.. "I DIDN'T REALIZE ALAN GREENSPAN WAS THAT FLEXIBLE...EEWWW!" LOL! LOL!! LOL!!! Ewwww!!! UH-OH, SATAN IS POSTING IN ALT.AFTERLIFE.HEAVEN AGAIN... Hehehehe! WHY AM I ON WWW.DIEDIEDIEYOUSCUMMYBASTARD.COM? "YOU TOLD YOUR COMPUTER TO GO TO HELL AND IT IS NOW IN KENTUCKY" MOM YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR HARDCORE DAYS! UH OH...NATTIE SENT ME THAT PURITY TEST AGAIN! HMM. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO TO MAYIMAMBODOGFACEDINABANANAPATCH.COM ...WHAT THE HELL... EWWWWW, GOLDEN GIRLS SLASH FICTION! LOL! LOLOLOL! THE OFFICIAL "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY" SITE HAS BEEN REMOVED BECAUSE THE SHOW WAS CANCELLED. BUSH DEFEATED GORE. * Susan cries. * Izzard gives Su a tissue Mesk, you're scaring me!!! Can anyone top that? :) Jeff does that to some.... "PUNCH BRAD SHERWOOD AND WIN $100" PIE EROTICA... *SHUDDER* "CLICK HERE FOR ooOOoooo BABY KEEP TAHT UP!" "FROM ABCNEWS.COM: FRESH NEW SHOW TO TAKE WHOSE LINE'S TIMESLOT. CALLED 'QUIK WITZ'." SESSIONS IS GOD??? WHAT THE... "CLICK TO SEE A LOSER WASTE HIS TIME." HMM, OKAY.... "CLICK TO SEE A LOSER WASTE HIS TIME." UM, OKAY... SESSIONS RUNS FOR US PRESIDENT LOL Alan! LOL! LOL Alan! LOL Alan LOL! HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY FOR HOURS? TURN OVER MONITOR.. Hehe! Grrrrr..... *growl* ;o) Variation on a theme> apologies to the blondes Sure sure Becky, np :) CLICK HERE TO SEE PICTURES FROM LEWIS AND OSWALD'S TRIP TO TAHITI... LOL Em! LOL Em! :p C-A-R-E-Y.... EW I DIDN'T MEAN MARIAH! "NEXT SURPRISE GUEST ON WHOSE LINE... CHARLTON HESTON" LOL! Hahah!!!! LOL, "get your stinkin' paws offa me, Brad!" "NEXT SURPRISE GUEST ON DREWS LINE... PETER COOK!" NEXT SUPRISE GUEST ON WHOSE LINE - SATAN! "NEXT SURPRISE GUEST ON WHOSE LINE.. N'SYNC" Hehehe! *g* SESSIONS RELEASING NEW POP ALBUM! WEIRD AL TO DUET WITH COOLIO! *snicker* "FROM CBCNEWS.CA: COLIN MOCHRIE ADDRESSES HIS FANS: 'WHY ARE YOU PLAGUING ME????'" INSTANT MESSAGE: YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO BE IN THE NEXT "BIG BROTHER" SHOW. LOL Em! Oh joy, Alan :o) LOL Em, Alan! WHAT IDIOT PUT THIS MINDLESS PIECE OF CRAP UP... WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S *MY* SITE! LOL! LOL! LOL! Hehe! Haha! I think that allll the time! LOL! "WHAT DOES THE FINE PRINT SAY?...'BREASTS ON THIS SITE APPEAR LARGER THAN IN REAL LIFE...'" "I WILL PAY $1 MILLION IF YOU KISS JOHN SESSIONS!" NUDE SPICE GIRLS PICTURES?... *STARTS ROCKING IN THE CORNER* MOMMY... NUDE NSYNC PICTURES??? *RUNS SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT* NEW LABELS ON BEER BOTTLES- WARNING: DRINKING THIS MAY CAUSE UGLY PEOPLE TO SEEM MORE ATTRACTIVE! WHAT THE? A RECIPE FOR ROAST LOIN OF ALAN? LOL, Alan rump roast? "#BEERGOGGLES HAS NOMINATED YOU AS IT'S MASCOT" YOU HAVE REACHED THE HOMEPAGE UP THE GUY WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! Um... retake! Up the guy?? Eww! Take Two! :) YOU HAVE REACHED THE HOMEPAGE *OF* THE GUY WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! Cut! Cut and print! ;-) LOL! LOL! *g* "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT TO BE PLAYED NONSTOP ON EVERY RADIO STATION IN AMERICA" Hehe! I hate that song! :> "I FORGOT THE WORDS TO 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL" CHRISTMAS CAROLS WILL NOW START IN JUNE AND FINISHED IN MARCH FOR SALE ON EBAY: "TWO PAIRS OF LADIES' POOH PANTIES..." LOL! AND WHEN THEY SAY POOH PANTIES, THEY *MEAN* POOH PANTIES! "POKEMAN CHARACTER INVOLVED IN PORN SCANDAL" FOR SALE ON EBAY: "JOHN MAJOR. 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER! AL GORE'S SPEECHES ARE ALL TRANSCRIBED HERE FOR YOUR PERUSAL LOL Su! I think we're straying off topic here! LOL! YOU...MUST...BE...BN....YOU...MUST...BE...BN.... EBAY SPECIAL: CLIVE ANDERSON'S ORIGINAL TOUPEE LOL! "YOUR NEW HOME PAGE: REDNECK PORN" LOL! BN? I THOUGHT YOU SAID BM! YOU HAVE JUST WON THE JOHN SESSIONS WEB DESIGN AWARD! Shouldn't that be the John Sessions Web Design A-bored? Hehehe :o) LOL Em! NEW AOL.10.0 - DIRECT BRAIN FEED! "SEND YOUR FRIEND A VIRTUAL HEMHORROID" LOL Jeff! "YOU AHVE WON THE GEORGE WENDT IMPROV AWARD! ACCESS PORN SITES FROM YOUR CELL PHONE! *g* FORWARDED EMAIL - TOPIC: LIST OF EVERY OCCURANCE OF POINTLESS E-MAILS! WELCOME TO DEBI DURST'S WEBPAGE OF FASHION... "KEYBOARD CONDOMS.. FOR THE CYBERER IN YOU" LOL! Ewww! LOL!!!! *ahem* Wish I could get those, Su *evil snicker* "CUM TOO OWR CUMOONITY COLEGE AN LERN TOO REED AN RITE GOODER." "WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ...NOW GET THE HELL OUT!" And the game keeps going and going... LOL! LOL Em! WHAT, YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T #SESSIONSFETISH??? "CUSTOMER SERVICE WEB SITE. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, LOSER?" LOL! LOL! LOL! Actaully Su, that's a GOOD site! :) OK, I'm out o' ideas :) "KENTUCKY EDUKASHUN WEBBED SIGHT" WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR THE ITTY BITTY CONDOM COMPANY, IF YOU ARE HERE YOU MUST'VE RECEIVED OUR VALUED CUSTOMER EMAIL! THIS WEBSITE HAS AN "IT'S A SMALL WORLD" MIDI ON LOOP! "SEND ALAN AN IDEA WEB SITE..." LOL! LOL! :) THE OFFICIAL HITLER FAN CLUB SITE Hey! Ang that's mine... wait... *g* *weg* LOL! "WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SITE OF EMILEK...I MEAN EMIELK...I MEAN......." I'm out of ideas too Hahah!!! I think we've exhausted the topic :) LOL! :) Hehehe! :o) I think we've just played the longest game of WW! OK?....Em?? GREG SLAH FANFIC... OH WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY POSTED! Fecked that one up :oP OK, OK, I think we're done :> Maybe not :) My brain feels like a limp fresh squeezed noodle.. or soemthing "ETERNAL GAME OF WORLDS WORST GAME.. GO TO.." LOL!! LOL! THIS GAME OF WORLD'S WORST JUST WON'T END!!! There, NOW we're done! :) WATCH ALL YOUR FAVE WENDT MOMENTS ON LIVE STREAMING VIDEO! LIVE STREMING VIDEO OF A PROSTATE EXAM! :) LIVE STREAMING VIDEO OF JOHN SESSION'S JOHN SESSIONS! "LIVE VIDEO OF SUSAN QUITTING CHAT" LOL, Ewwww!!!! That's it!!! We have to be done now!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Altar, Denny, GypsyJr, Maruyama, Meskimen, Proopsie,Ryan_S Scene: World's worst studio pitch. SEE, IT'LL BE A REMAKE OF DIRTY DANCING STARRING RICKY MARTIN AND BRITNEY SPEARS...(I use that only because it's a real project) "KWIK WITZ": THE MOVIE! WE'LL CALL IT, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW...PART 2! NO, I WON'T OPTION YOUR FILM ABOUT A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION COMING DOWN TO 300 VOTES IN ONE STATE; NOBODY WOULD EVER BELIEVE IT! RAIDERS OF THE LOST BARF! That's really happening, Altar :-) Oh god no... Well, in play form at first, but yes. I REALLY HAD JERRY SEINFELD IN MIND TO PLAY GOD.... FRIDAY THE 13TH. PART 30. THE PLOT COMBINES HEAVEN'S GATE WITH ISHTAR ... WHADDYA MEAN MARILYN MONROE IS DEAD? I THINK WE SHOULD CAST MIKE MCSHANE AS THE PORK FAIRY LOL! :) WOULD MARILYN MANSON DO IN MARILYN MONROE'S PLACE? LET'S CAST MARILYN MANSON IN A REMAKE OF JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR! Now THERE's a thought. IT'S A LOW-BUDGET PICTURE... "THE INVISIBLE MEN"! NO ACTORS, GET IT??? WE REALLY NEED SOMEBODY WITH CLASS AND CREDIBILTY TO PULL OFF THE PART OF THE PRESIDENT. SOMEBODY CALL AND SEE IF ADAM SANDLER IS AVAILABLE. *shudders* Scary! LOL, Shar! "SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES", STARRING RYAN STILES! * GypsyJr almost typed "snot white"! SEE, WE DON'T TO A SEQUEL, WE DO AN ANTI-SEQUEL. THESE PEOPLE GO INTO THE WOODS BECAUSE THEY LIKED THE *SECOND* BLAIR WITCH MOVIE... GET IT? AND THE INTENSELY PASSIONATE LOVE SCENE IS TOPPED OFF... WITH A MASSIVE PIE FIGHT... HOW ABOUT A SEQUAL TO BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE? LOL, you wish Jeff! :) With the blonde with her hair down her back? That would so rule... IT'S A KIDDIE FLICK - "THE RUGRATS IN JURASSIC PARK" YES, WE'RE GOING TO LET PAULY SHORE DIRECT... THINK '9 1/2 WEEKS' MEETS 'POKEMON' IT'S THE GRIPPING STORY OF A 28-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WHO TORTURES PEOPLE VIA COMPUTER. I think I know her... IT'S CALLED "LEONARD PART 7"! HOW 'BOUT THE SMURF MOVIE STARRING THE BLUE MAN GROUP? IT'S TWO HOURS OF FOOTAGE OF GALLBLADDER SURGERY! NO NO, WE CAN'T USE OTHER ACTORS. DAN PATTERSON DID THE CASTING -- NO CHANGES ALLOWED. *L* I'd see that, Proopsie! :-) IT STARS LEONARDO DICAPRIO. ('nuff said) IT'S ANOTHER SNL SPINOFF-- "OPENING MONOLOGUE: THE MOVIE". LOL! LOL! OUR FEELING IS THAT MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE SAYING TO THEMSELVES "WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE CAST OF SAVED BY THE BELL?" WELL, WE WANT TO ANSWER THAT. THROUGH SONG. WE WANT TO DO THE ONLY OLD TV SHOW NOT YET MINED AS A MOVIE ... UH ... I CAN'T THINK OF ANY. LOL! LOL! PICTURE THIS: PIERCE BROSNON, BRONSON PINCHOT AND CHARLES BRONSON IN...'JAMES BOND'S DEATH WISH WITH A PERFECT STRANGER' LOL! Heehee! LOL! LOL! I guess Alanis Morrisette plays Screech, Shar? ;) JAMES BOND *IS* A DOOR TO DOOR INSURANCE SALESMAN IN "LICENSE TO SHILL!" IF THE OSCARS CAN WIN EMMYS, THEN WE FEEL IT'S HIGH TIME WE DID 'THE EMMY AWARDS: THE MOVIE'! Okay, we're coming somewhat close to sucking all the entertainment value out of this game... *BUZZ* HEY, IF YOU BUY THIS SCRIPT, I'LL FINISH WRITING IT! WE'VE COMBINED THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE CLASSICS... IT'S "BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN OF LA MANCHA" And now we get ideas! :) For the record JEff, I would watch that! :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Altar, Denny, GypsyJr, KerriOTPS, Meskimen, Ryan_S Scene: World's worst blind date. *BENDS DOWN AND PICKS SOMETHING UP* OH i THINK YOUR NOSE FELL DOWN HERE... I DON'T CARE WHO YOUR FATHER IS, GOVERNOR BUSH, I AM *NOT* GOING OUT WITH YOU!! LOL! SO WHY DON'T YOU SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE SO WE CAN...WATCH POWER RANGERS VIDEOS!! *STARTS CHOPPING AND KICKING THE AIR* OOOOOOH, IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE JOHN SESSIONS FAN CLUB! M...MOM? MY MOM LIKES TO SUPERVISE ALL MY DATES, IS THAT OK? LOL! YOU DIDN'T BRING A FRIEND FOR MY SIAMESE TWIN BROTHER??? NO, PLAYING WITH DENTAL EQUIPMENT IS *NOT* MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME!!! HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE INFLATABLE! "MOUTHWASH? NO, NEVER HEARD OF IT?" THE NAME'S BOND. JAMES BOND. I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR SISTER! I'M A MEMBER OF THE YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION FAN CLUB, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? YOU SAY YOU DON'T??? THE NAMES BONDAGE... I THINK I RAN OVER YOUR DOG WHEN I PULLED IN THE DRIVEWAY! LOL Denny! I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS YOUR BROTHER! NICE DRESS... VERY TASTY I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS _MY_ SISTER! Hahah! Ack! I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE STAR WARS FAN CLUB. WANNA TOUCH MY WOOKIE? I THOUGHT WE COULD GO TO BUGS'N'GLOP FOR DINNER, SOUND GOOD? I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE STAR WARS FAN CLUB. WANNA SEE JOBBA THE HUTT? MAN, YOU'RE TOO GOOD LOOKING TO BE A WHOSER! I'M PRESIDENT OF THE HAIR CLUB FOR WOMEN. IT REALLY WORKS! WANNA SEE MY ARMPITS? I THOUGHT WE'D GO TO THE TRENDIEST CAFE, IT'S CALLED THE "EAT WHATEVER WE FIND IN THE MOUSETRAP" CAFE! HELLO LITTLE GIRL, WANT SOME CANDY, HEH HEH... WHAT? *LOOKS DOWN AT BODY* THIS IS THE WAY WE WERE BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ANYONE IN THIS RESTARAUNT SEEING ME LIKE IT... Nooooooo!!! :) OH, I'M AN ENTREPENEUR! I DESIGN BIKINI BRIEFS OUT OF BURLAP! Ouch! Hehe!