--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games --------------------------------------------------------------------------- WORLD'S WORST (Part Three) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Brady, Bremner, DeanB, Maruyama, Mochrie, RyanDad, SFry Scene: World's worst person to work out next to at a health club. HI, I'M CALISTA FLOCKHART. LOL! OH, DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST ORDERING A TEN-POUND ICE CREAM SUNDAE FROM THE HEALTH BAR. HELLO, I'M JOHN SESSIONS. WHERE'S THE STEAM ROOM? SO NOW I HAVE *TWO* SHOWS ON ABC... DO YOU MIND IF A BORROW YOUR TOWEL? LOL! OH I CAN DO A HUNDRED PUSHUPS IN 60 SECONDS, HOW ABOUT YOU? BONJOUR, JE M'APPELLE BREMNER. DO YOU COME FROM QUEBEC? HAVE ANY GOOD POUTINE RECIPES? EWWW, WHO LEFT ALL THE SWEAT ON THE MACHINE? DEODERANT? NO, I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT LOL Jess! I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A DIP IN THE SAUNA. HOMER SIMPSON WAS MY PERSONAL TRAINER. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I LIKE SINGING SHOWTUNES IN THE SAUNA. OH NO, IT'S MR. BURNS! SHAVE MY LEGS NEVER! SHAVE MY BACK NEVER! LOL! Woohooo, Tim did one! :) Sorry! I JUST ATE A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHILI! LOL! WHY, I'M A BRONZED GOD! LOL! HELP! MY FRIEND'S JOCK STRAP IS CAUGHT IN THE MACHINE. HOW DO I LOOK, AM I STILL AN ADONIS? COULD YOU POINT THE WAY TO THE TANNING BOOTH / RUSTY TUB? I CAN'T SEE MY FEET! SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT STUFF, HUH? HA! HI, I'M ADONIS, NICE TO MEET YOU. HI, I'D LIKE A MEMBERSHIP, I'M DEBBI DURST! I OTH I ONG TUCK INA STHEP MATHING! LOL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T WEAR MY THONG!! WHY CAN'T I DO AROBICS NAKED? STOP THE INSANITY! LOL! HI, WE'RE FROM TIM HORTONS. WE'RE GOING TO BE GIVING OUT FREE DONUTS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS PICTURE WINDOW IN FRONT OF YOUR TREADMILL NOW. OH NO, IT'S RICHARD SIMMONS! ARE YOU SARAH CONNER? TIME FOR SWEATING WITH THE OLDIES... HI, AND WELCOME TO OUR NEW AEROBICS CLASS, "SWEATIN' TO THE HOEDOWNS." RYAN'S SMOKING AND USING THE EXCERSISE BIKE! YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN CYCLING FOR TEN MILES AND I HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE?!?! UMM, THE WEIGHT BENCH ISN'T A BED. AND NOW, A LITTLE MUSICAL SERENADE TO MAKE YOUR WORKOUT LESS PAINFUL. "THE DOCTOR WENT TO WORK THAT DAY, HE STARTED RIGHT DOWN THERE..." I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS LOTIS POSITION! * DeanB wonders if its time to buzz.... Yes! It was time to buzz long ago. Like, before the game started. =) Please!! :) WHY ARE WE DOING THESE FUNNY EXERCISES? I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS YOGURT CLASS. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Bremner, EmileJ, JoeIsham, SFry, Tim Scene: World's worst Christmas gift / shopping partner. JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED! AN INFLATABLE JOHN SESSIONS DOLL! LOL! OH NO!! FURBY! SURE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A SET OF BAGPIPES! WOW, A COMPLETE SET OF TELETUBBIES! LIKE OHMIGOD! AND I SAW, LIKE, THE CUTEST GUY, LIKE, AT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH, AND, LIKE, HE SAID, THESE LOOK REALLY CUTE ON YOU! ARE YOU SURE YOU BOUGHT ME ENOUGH PRESENTS? ARE YOU REALLY, REEEEALLLY SURE? OH GREAT, A CALANDER OF TONY SLATTERY NAKED! TWIGLETS TWIGLETS, OH THAT'S WHAT I WANT! HEY! I ASKED FOR TWIGLETS! Sorry! WOW! SUPERTOWN CHALLENGE TREE ORNAMENTS! YOU KNITTED THIS WOOL THONG ALL BY YOURSELF? I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THE WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? ACTION FIGURES...ALL THEY HAD LEFT WERE DEBBI DURST AND GEORGE WENDT. ENJOY! LET'S GO AND GET THE NEW COLIN MOCHRIE DOES HOEDOWNS! WOW! A WHOLE TAPE OF SESSIONS SONGS! THANKS, MOM! * EmileJ is busting a gut! WHAT A LOVELY WHIP ...MOM! I GOT YOU A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO THE "DEBBI DURST FASHION CATALOGUE." Eeeeek! AWWW, DARN A JOHN SESSIONS STUFFED DOLL! WOW! ONE OF MIKE McSHANE'S HANDKERCHIEFS!! THE NEW CLIVE ANDERSON TOUPEE! THANKS! THIS STEPHEN FRY DOES HOEDOWNS VIDEO IS OUT! LOL! LOL! LOL! Haha! THE BEST OF KWIK WITZ? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. NO, I MEAN YOU REALLY *SHOULDN'T* HAVE!!! I ALWAYS WANTED A TONY SLATTERY SHIRT! I'LL WEAR IT TO SCHOOL AND IMPRESS ALL MY FRIENDS! LOL! RITAL! WAYNE BRADY DOES JAMES BROWNE IS SOLD OUT. RYAN STILES SPEAKS SWISS! THANKS! WOW! A DO-IT-YOURSELF NEON LOVE CHICKEN SET! HEY THE NEW GAME LET'S BREAK A TOY HOSTED BY BRAD SHERWOOD IS OUT ON VIDEO NEXT WEEK! A "REAL WHOSE LINE PROPS!" PLAYSET! COMES COMPLETE WITH BLUE FOAM THINGS WITH YELLOW ROUND CIRCLES! LOL! Hehe! OH WOW, ASHLEY COOK'S HOW TO WIN BRAD SHERWOOD'S HEART IS HERE. HEHEEHE! * SFry is glad Ashley isn't here. I ALWAYS WANTED A BATTERY-OPERATED BATTERY CHARGER...DAMN, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED... WOW! A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT! (OR TORCH IF YOU'RE BRITISH!) THE COMPLETE PERRY COMO COLLECTION! WOW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM! I GOT YOU A CHANUKAH MENORAH! OH NO! THE HOW TO LOOK LIKE CAROLINE QUENTIN MAKE UP KIT! Haha Brem! LOL! OH MOM, I GOT YOU THE BOX SET OF THE CHIPMUNKS GREATEST HITS! NEAT! A COMBINATION CHRISTMAS/CHANUKA/KWANZAA PLAY SET! COOL! A YEARS SUPPLY OF TWIGLETS (TM)! Hey! I would kill for that, Emile! Emile: That's what, one Twiglet? WOW! JEREMY BEADLE BLOWUP DOLLS! LOL! HEHEHEH! COOL! THE BEST OF GOSPEL FEATURING PAUL MERTON AND JULIAN CLARY! OH NO! JERRY SPRINGER'S VIDEO ON THE REAL SECRETS OF WHOSE LINE! MOM... THANKS FOR THE CHICKEN CANNON! LOL! OH NICE A SKULL SHIRT! WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED! * SFry is out of things to say. A WHOLE BOOK ON "HOW TO SPEAK QUEBECKER" BY BREM! MARILYN MANSON CD THANKS JERRY FALWELL! JUST WHAT I NEED! TONY SLATTERY BRAND UNDERGARMENTS! THEY'RE INVISIBLE! Hehehe! Haha! RITAL! OH PLEASE MOMMY, BUY ME "THE BACKSTREET BOYS SING HOEDOWNS!" I'm fried! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: LoriV, Maruyama, MistleJoe, Mochrie, Sessions, SToksvig Scene: World's worst idea for a Christmas special. IT'S THE KATHIE LEE GIFFORD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS WITH JOHN SESSIONS... LOL! RUDOLPH GOT RUN OVER BY A SLED! AN EL DORADO CHRISTMAS ... WE'RE DESPERATE! LIVE FROM OTTAWA... IT'S PARLIAMENT ON ICE! CAPTAIN... A SLED IS DECLOAKING OF OUR PORT BOW... JOHN SESSIONS CHRISTMAS CAROL! Mind if I watch? Go right ahead! Sure Shari! We can always use an audience! =o) CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH CALLISTA FLOCKHART AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION -- THE WHOSER'S CHRISTMAS CAROL! Who is Callista Flockhart?! Ally McBeal. Ahhh...pardon my ignorance. NEW ON FOX! WORLD'S SCARIEST CHRISTMAS DESASTERS LOL!! LOL! FOLLOWED BY "WHEN REINDEER ATTACK!" NOW ITS TIME FOR THE TONY SLATTERY X-MAS SPECIAL, PARENTAL DISGRESSION IS ADVISED! AN S&M CHRISTMAS, WITH STILES & MOCHRIE! AN S&M CHRISTMAS WITH TONY SLATTERY, PARENTAL DISGRESSION IS ADVISED. LIGHTS OVER IRAQ: THE AIRSRIKE GETS FESTIVE! (No offence!) Sorry! LOL! Heh! COLIN MOCHRIE SINGS ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES! STEPHEN FRY'S JOLLY CHRISTMAS HOEDOWNS. IMPROV HEAVEN & HELL ... THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!! (hehe) FROSTY THE SNOWMAN GETS IMPEACHED! WELCOME TO KIRK AND SPOCK SING THE CAROLS... WITH SPECIAL GUEST PATRICK STEWART! PRESIDENT CLINTON'S CHRISTMAS BALLS! LOL! Haha! A SPICE GIRLS' CHRISTMAS! HANSON CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WITH SPECIAL GUEST MICHAEL JACKSON! LOL! A MARTHA STEWART CHRISTMAS...HOW TO PREPARE A TURKEY DINNER WITH A CAN OF TUNA, SOME LARD, A SPOOL OF THREAD, AND A BOWL OF THUMB TACKS. AND IT'S A GOOD THING! JAMES CAMERON PRESENTS: CHRISTMAS ON THE TITANIC! JOHN SESSIONS RE-ENACTS THE NATIVITY -- BY HIMSELF! JOSIE LAWERENCE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WITH SPECIAL GUESTS SANDI TOKSVIG AND PAUL MERTON! Wait...that wasn't a bad special! :) WELCOME TO "DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF TWIGLETS"! IT'S A WONDERFUL IMPEACHMENT! MIRACLE ON 5TH AVENUE! IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE STARRING RYAN STILES AS GEORGE BAILEY! X-FILES... THE TRUE STORY BEHIND CHRISTMAS... I can't think of anymore! CLIVE ANDERSON'S CHRISTMAS DAY DANCE PARTY! AND NOW, HGTV PRESENTS CHRISTMAS STILES. :) Jeez, even when we peaked it was pretty bad. =) Haha! CLIVE ANDERSON'S HAIRLESS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS WITH THE TELETUBBIES. LOL! No!! OK GOOD JOB EVERYONE...BEST GAME OF WW WE PLAYED TONIGHT... 2 POINTS EACH... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Archibald, BrothSam, Crowd, GregP, JK, RyansDad, StingCham Scene: World's worst New Year's resolution. THIS YEAR, I RESOLVE TO LAUGH AT EVERYTHING JOHN SESSIONS DOES. I PROMISE I'LL ONLY BE ON CHAT FOR A FEW MINUTES. I RESOLVE TO BE MORE LIKE JOHN SESSIONS. THIS YEAR I THINK I LEARNED MY LESSON, SO I'LL STOP MOONING POLICE CARS AS THEY GO BY. THIS YEAR I RESOLVE TO GET MY VIRGINITY BACK! LOL! I PROMISE THAT WHOSE LINE WILL MAKE A TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO COMEDY CENTRAL! I RESOLVE TO NEVER SAY "...AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER..." I RESOLVE THAT I WILL FIND SOME WAY TO CONVINCE CLIVE TO JOIN THE HAIR CLUB FOR MEN! Yay, for that one Ness! Actually, that's a GOOD resolution! :) I WILL KEEP THIS YEAR'S PROMISE! I WILL! I WILL! I WILL! LOL! I RESOLVE TO ALWAYS SPELL "COLOR" AND "FAVORITE" WITH A "U". I RESOLVE TO EAT MY OWN WEIGHT IN TWIGLETS. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RESOLVE NOT TO GO TO ANY MORE OPEN CASKET FUNERALS, BECAUSE WHEN I PUKED IN ONE THAT LAST TIME...BOY, WAS THAT EMBARRASSING! LOL! I RESOLVE TO MAKE KWIK WITZ MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE SHOW! I RESOLVE TO ALWAYS SAY "ABOOT" INSTEAD OF "ABOUT" I RESOLVE TO ONLY SPEAK IN QUESTIONS WHEN SPOKEN TO I RESOLVE TO BUY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE SPICE GIRLS' NEW HIT SINGLES! AT LEAST ONCE! I RESOLVE TO SAY "LOL" INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY LAUGHING IN REAL LIFE! I RESOLVE TO STOP STALKING COLIN MOCHRIE..... I RESOLVE TO START STALKING COLIN MOCHRIE :) I RESOLVE TO STOP STALKING COLIN MOCHRIE :) LOL Sam!! I RESOLVE NOT TO HIT ANYONE WITH A TROUT! * JK slaps GregP around a bit with a large trout! * JK slaps Archibald around a bit with a large trout! * JK slaps BrothSam around a bit with a large trout! I RESOLVE TO STOP STALKING A WL PLAYER :) OKAY I PROMISE! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'LL PUT THE HEMLOCK SO CLOSE TO THE KOOL-AID! I RESOLVE THIS YEAR TO CATCH THAT DAMNED BIG TROUT! I RESOLVE TO START TO LOVE BEING HIT WITH ALL MANNER OF SEAFOOD! I RESOLVE TO MAKE MORE RESOLUTIONS THAT, THOUGH ARE THEORETICALLY RESOLVABLE, I AM UNABLE TO RESOLVE, DUE TO THE FACT THAT RESOLUTIONS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN....AND I RESOLVE TO SHUT UP! I RESOLVE NOT TO MAKE RESOLUTIONS... I DISSOLVE NOT TOO MUCH DRINK AS IDO! I RESOLVE TO PRAY AT MY TASTEFUL SHRINE TO THE TAPING GODDESS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR... I RESOLVE TO FOLLOW TONY'S EXAMPLE IN MY CHOICE OF UNDERWEAR! Oh dear! THIS YEAR I WILL HIRE A REALLY CUTE INTERN... I RESOLVE TO NEVER REPEAT MYSELF! ROFL Jeff! I RESOLVE TO NEVER REPEAT MYSELF! MY RESOLUTION OF THIS ANNUAL ROTATION OF SEASONS AND LUNAR CYCLES IS TO BE LESS ARTICULATE AND TO USE MORE DIMINUITIVE SELECTIONS WHEN SPEAKING. I RESOLVE NEVER TO LET GEORGE WENDT ON THE SHOW AGAIN!!! I RESOLVE TO NEVER REPEAT MYSELF! LOL Ness! LOL! I RESOLVE TO GIVE UP SMOKING, DRINKING AND BAD LANGUAGE... OH F*** I SPILLED THE GIN, ANYONE GOT A LIGHT? I RESOLVE TO AVOID CLICHES LIKE THE PLAGUE! LOL!! LOL Crowd! Hehehe! I RESOLVE TO CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE FOR MY BROTH INGREDIENTS! I RESOLVE TO STOP STEALING THE PRIZES FROM THE CEREAL BOXES AT THE GROCERY STORE! I RESOLVE TO FINALLY SEE THE BEACH BOYS THIS YEAR... OH DEAR! Hehehe! Hehehe! I RESOLVE TO NEVER REPEAT MYSELF! I RESOLVE TO START EMULATING MY COMEDY GOD, ARCHIE HAHN! * Archibald grins at Sam! LOL Sam! LOL Ness!! I RESOLVE TO GROWING HAIR JUST LIKE DREW CAREY! I RESOLVE TO LIMIT MY SERVINGS OF EMU TO ONE A MEAL! I RESOLVE TO INSULT CLIVE ANDERSON IN A NEW WAY EVERY DAY! I ALSO RESOLVE TO GROWING AS TALL AS RYAN STILES! THIS YEAR I WILL DISCOVER A CURE FOR DRIPPY RUNNY SORES BECAUSE I HAVE THEM ALL OVER MY BODY! Ewwwwww Jeff! I RESOLVE NEVER TO REPLACE SHOE POLISH INSTEAD OF KIWI IN MY FRUIT SALAD... I RESOLVE TO STOP ASKING PEOPLE ON THE STREET FOR DONOTIONS TO MY GIANT LINT BALL! I RESOLVE TO BUY A BRAND NEW GALVANISED BUCKET! LOL! I RESOLVE TO NEVER ALLOWING SAM INTO MY HOUSE AGAIN! :) OKAY OKAY, NO MORE PUTTING POP ROCKS IN THE COLA, I PROMISE! I WILL PAY ALL MY BILLS THIS JUNE 31ST! :) I RESLOVE TOO LERN TOO REED ANDD RITE GOODER. I RESOLVE NEVER TO WEAR MY WOOLIE THONG IN PUBLIC AGAIN! Oh the humanity! I RESOLVE NOT TO KILL ANYMORE PEOPLE...BUT IF I DO I PROMISE I WON'T BURY THEM IN MY NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD LIKE THE OTHERS Woohoo! ROFL! So THAT'S what that smell is! I RESOLVE TO NOT TURN MY APARTMENT INTO THE DUNGEON OF LEATHER! I PROMISE NOT TO SWITCH FOLGERS DECAFFEINATED INSTANT COFFEE FOR THE LEADING NATIONAL BRAND... I PROMISE TO TURN MY APARTMENT INTO THE DUNGEON OF LEATHER! :) I PROMISE I WILL NEVER AGAIN WEAR THE CLIVE ANDERSON MASK I BOUGHT, AND TELL THAT OLD LADY I'M SORRY FOR GIVING HER A HEART ATTACK! Woohoooo Sam! I RESOLVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN GREGP'S APARTMENT :) I PROMISE TO JUST GO WITH THE MAJORITY IF THE OTHER FOUR DENTISTS CHOOSE CREST AGAIN! LOL! Hehe! LOL Jeff! I RESOLVE TO LEARN TO ACCEPT PAIN BUT ONLY IF TONY WILL TEACH ME! I RESOLVE TO ALWAYS SPEAK IN QUESTIONS, EH? I RESOLVE NOT TO SHOOT THE PRESIDENT OVER JODIE FOSTER -- ONLY KATHY IRELAND!!! I REZALV TO LOOK UP THE CORRECT SPELLING OF REZALV IN THE DICTIONARY! LOL! I RESOLVE TO STOP WORLD'S WORST GAMES MORE QUICKLY... :) I RESOLVE NOT TO PUT HORSERADISH ON THE TWIGLETS AGAIN! Buzzzzzz! I PROMISE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN MY OWN APARTMENT :) I RESOLVE TO HUNT DOWN THAT 10TH DENTIST! Hehehe! Hehee! I RESOLVE TO MAKE A SPINOFF SHOW OF WLiiA, ENTITLED WHO'S LINE WAS THAT ANYWHO? LOL! Hehehehe! Two billion points for Nessa and keys to her leather apartment for everyone! I RESOLVE TO STOP WHEN I'M AHEAD... LOL! LOL! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: Brady, HLaurie, JK, Mochrie, Philamena, Will Scene: World's worst game show / contestant. WELCOME TO THE BRAND NEW GAME SHOW, DEAL WITH THE DEVIL! SELL YOUR SOUL FOR FANTASTIC PRIZES! HELLO I AM NAME WITHHELD FROM A TOWN YOU DON'T KNOW I CAN NAME THAT TUNE IN 437 NOTES... Hehe! HELLO, WELCOME TO FIND CLIVE'S NECK! YOU MEAN THE CUTE MODEL DOESN'T COME WITH MY SHOWCASE? WHAT A RIPOFF! LOL! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN! YOU DON'T GET A PRIZE, BUT YOU WIN! HELLO AND WELCOME TO GUESS YOUR WEIGHT. MA'AM, I'D SAY YOU'RE 175... *slap* APPARENTLY NOT... :) WHAT I DON'T GET THE STUFFED TURTLE WITH MY TURTLE WAX! *l* Jeff, that's Canadian game shows ... or ... YOU'RE OUR BIG WINNER! YOUR PRIZE IS A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TWIGLETS! AND YOU TOO CAN WIN CIGARS FROM BILL CLINTON'S COLLECTION! Ewwww! Serena, yuck! YOU WIN ... A COMB!!! AND YOUR PRIZE IS A SONG SUNG BY JOHN SESSIONS IT'S TIME FOR "JERRY SPRINGER, THE GAME SHOW!" BE THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING ON EARTH, AND WIN A TRIP TO AN INSANE ASYLUM! OKAY, OUR CONTESTANTS HAVE BOTH GUESSED HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FOR THIS PAINT TO DRY... NOW, LET'S WAIT AND SEE! OUR CONTESTANTS HAVE BOTH KILLED THEMSELVES! OUR SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY "BILL CLINTON'S CLOTHIERS", WHERE ALL HIS PANTS ARE HALF-OFF. ROTF! WELCOME TO THE GAME SHOW GUESS THE DISEASE WITH YOUR HOST JULIAN CLARY! VANNA, YOU TURNED THE WRONG LETTER!!! (turns and guns her down) HEH-HEH, I'M ... I'M BEAVIS, AND I'M FROM REGINA, HEH-HEH, GUESS WHAT THAT RHYMES WITH, HEH-HEH... Emile! LOL! I know, terrible, no! :) WELL, HONESTLY I THINK ... *draws gun* I JUST AM GOING TO TAKE ALL THE PRIZES OKAY? WELCOME TO DARE TO BE DIRTY WITH YOURE HOST TONY SLATTERY! Woo hoo! I like that!! LIKE, I'M MIKE.....................FROM CANMORE.............. *L* Emile! :) SORRY, THAT WAS AN INCORRECT ANSWER, SO YOU GET ANOTHER ELECTRIC SHOCK... HELLO. I'M YOUR HOST MARTHA STEWART, AND WELCOME TO MY GAMESHOW. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN GAMESHOW WITH SOME LIGHTS, SOME CARDBOARD, AND A FLASHY GIMMICK. AND THAT'S A GOOD THING! LOL! Jessie ROTF! That is a good thing! Hehe! I take it we have some other RCAF fans, hmm? *L* Oh Jess! But of course, Jess! I'M SORRY THAT'S WRONG, NOW YOU GET A BIG KISS FROM OUR SECRET GUEST WHO IS ...ARGH... JOHN SESSIONS! WELCOME TO THE NEW HIT GAME SHOW, "$25,000 OR LETHAL INJECTION!" I can't think of anything else! WELCOME BACK TO THE DATING GAME! AND NOW, THE NEW SPIN OFF OF THE DATING GAME....WELCOME TO THE MATING GAME! Just use your imagination! Emile! Sorry! :) "WELCOME BACK TO CELEBRITY JEOPARDY WITH OUR CONTESTANTS JOHN SESSIONS, TONY SLATTERY, AND CLIVE ANDERSON!" Oh that would be great to see, a Whoser Jeopardy! IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER FUN-FILLED EPISODE OF "CORRUPT THE BOY!" WITH YOUR HOST, JESSIE. *L* Emile, that's the Furies game ;) Hehe Tee hee! NOW HERE IS A SHOW YOU'RE KIDS WILL LIKE LET'S BREAK A TOY WITH HOT HOST BRAD SHERWOOD! Mmmmm......I like that! AND HERE'S AN EVEN BETTER GAME. PORK THE AUDIENCE MEMBER, WITH YOUR HOSTS ... Thanks to Colin & Ryan on that one! :) Jess!!!!! Hey, Colin and Ryan said it, not me! ROTF! * HLaurie slaps Brady around a bit with a large trout. * Brady takes the trout, fries it, eats it, and then slaps HLaurie with the frying pan. Ouch! IT'S TIME FOR "KWIK WITZ", THE GAME SHOW. IT'S TIME FOR FLING THE TROUT WITH YOUR HOST JESSIE! IT'S TIME FOR "WHEEL OF FISH", THE SHOW WHERE IF YOU CATCH THE LOARGE TROUT, YOU'RE THE WINNER! Now I'm plum out of ideas! WELCOME TO OUR SHOW UP AGAINST THE WALL, SINGLE FILE! I'M YOUR HOST FABIAN, AND I'D LIKE TO WELCOME JUDGE MAE TO THE SHOW! *L* Serena! Hehe Serena! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: World's Worst Players: audience, CAnderson, HLaurie, Maruyama, Merts, Meskimen, Mochrie Scene: World's worst person to be a car salesman. OH, DON'T MIND THE BODY IN THE TRUNK, JUST MY EX-WIFE.... AND THIS ROOMY BACKSEAT HAS MANY USES! YOUR WIFE AND I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE! Eww! =o) AND IF YOU BUY THIS CAR RIGHT NOW, YOU'LL RECEIVE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE, A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF WICKED-STRENGTH LAGER! Mocha, that would sell it to me! :) IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU, YOU...WHAT ABOUT ME! NO NO, THAT PIECE OF PRESS BOARD ON THE FLOOR IS AN ADDED FEATURE. DON'T LIFT IT UP! ...AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SMELL WHERE MY KID PUKED IN THE BACK SEAT! OH, DON'T WORRY, THE AIRBAG IS COMPLETELY SA.... LOL! LOL Emile! =o) YEAH THIS THE CAR I HAD SEX IN YESTERDAY...IT HAS GREAT SEATS! VOLKSWAGON - IT MEANS HIEL HITLER! LOL Tash! =o) (That was in honor of Ryan!) I had a feeling about that one! NO, NO! HALF OFF MEANT HALF OFF THE CAR... NOT THE PRICE! Heehee! THIS LOVELY CAR COMES WITH FABULOUS OPTIONS LIKE WINDSHIELD WIPERS, BRAKES, AND EVEN TIRES! AND THE LEATHER INTERIOR SMELLS JUST LIKE.... UM.... HOME. YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE CARS DO? WELL THIS CAR DOESNT MOVE! LOL Dean! WELCOME TO FRANKENSTEIN'S CARS! THIS CAR CAN GO FROM 0 TO 60 IN 10....(under breath)...YEARS... Heh Molly! :) That was for Ryan! WELCOME TO SARNIA FINE CARS..... WELCOME TO BUFFALO CARS THEY ARE FULL OF SNOW THIS LITTLE BABY WAS ONLY DRIVEN BY A LITTLE OLD LADY IN PASADENA (TO NEW YORK AND BACK!) LOL Tash =o) LOL! Buzz? Seems to have come to a standstill? Hang on...