--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games --------------------------------------------------------------------------- VARIOUS FUNNY IRC MOMENTS! (Part One) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes the channel loses its mind collectively....... That's for the Cambridge Footlights page. Welcies. LOL...welcies! Well, you know, thankies, welcies, okies, etc etc etc. I see-ies. Hehe... welcies! Hehe-ies. Hehe. Arghies! Cutie :) :-)ie Enoughie! Sureie. Smirkie. Stoppitie! Laughie. Yessies. This is getting sickie! Chuklies. Sleepie... This is funnyies! That means you, Mochrie! :) Okay...got carried away... This is annoyingies!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When identity crises stike, no one is immune! Try and follow along -- if you dare! *** Mochrie is now known as Niall *** Niall is now known as Mochrie *** AshdownN is now known as StilesR *** Izzard_ is now known as McShane *** McShane is now known as Stiles *** Sweeney is now known as RyanS *** McShaneM changes topic to "Identity Crisis" Looks like someone's getting their wish... cloned Ryans! A room full of ryans, shudder... Should we have a whole channel of Ryans? Laugh me to death! :) *** PeterCook is now known as RStyles *** McShaneM is now known as RyanStile *** Mochrie is now known as Stiles2 *** RyanS is now known as Gangly *** Stiles2 is now known as MutantDwr Will the real Ryan Stiles please stand up... *** MutantDwr is now known as Bobo *** Stiles is now known as Drew *** Drew is now known as Lewis *** Bobo is now known as identity *** identity is now known as Mockery *** StilesR is now known as Producer_ THIS CHAT ROOM IS A MOCHRIE!! *** Gangly is now known as Sweeney *** RStyles is now known as NoName *** Lewis is now known as Toksvig *** Toksvig is now known as merton *** Mockery is now known as RonWest *** RyanStile is now known as McShaneM *** Producer_ is now known as WilliamsD Oh yuck! I suddenly feel so dirty! *** merton is now known as garfunkel *** WilliamsD is now known as LanghamC Donna, where are you? Yeah, she did *** RonWest is now known as SFrost *** NoName is now known as DJB *** LanghamC is now known as SimpsonL I'm Sweeney again. *** garfunkel is now known as Garfunkel *** SFrost is now known as JanRavens Ack! Stop! You're giving me a headache! *** JanRavens is now known as Mochrie Now no one knows who I am... Hey Kirk! Kirk? Kirk! *** Garfunkel is now known as Art *** Mochrie is now known as Merton NOW no one knows who i am! *** Merton is now known as JSessions *** JSessions awaits the stoning... *** SimpsonL is now known as Bob_Filly Haha! *** Bob_Filly is now known as Fillyfoo *** JSessions is now known as BillyBoo *** Fillyfoo is now known as PhilConno Hmm... *** Art is now known as BillyFoo *** BillyBoo is now known as Bulge *** PhilConno is now known as RedWhen *** BillyFoo is now known as Temptingl *** Temptingl is now known as McShane *** Bulge is now known as Chack *** Chack is now known as ChipEsten *** ChipEsten is now known as Mochrie *** RedWhen is now known as StilesR --------------------------------------------------------------------------- When the Whosers are bored, they can come up with some unusual things....Let's take a peek... Squeeky... Kachink... La la la... Boing! Splat! Ker-splat! Biff! Poof! Yoing. Hello Mrs. Bucksley! BOING!!! * PeterCook goes off to make a cup of tea. Nananananananananana BAT MAN!!!!!! Brmmmmm... Boingy boingy... Grrrrr.... grrrrr.... grrrrrr.... (not-scary monster impression) Pfffffffffffffffft Der na.... der na... derna derna derna derna! A-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ga! Bort! Ksshhhhhhh! Hurk... Nort... Pap... Narf! Quap... Hey herc, hey herc! * PeterCook clears his throat... Ploobadoof! Oh, this is priceless! This is going up on my page! Who wants a cup of coffee or tea? Something stronger? Tea for mea! Earl Grey please! Milk? Sugar? Both please. Rrrrrrrrrah! Rrrrah! Kkkh...Ow ow ow ow! Ortnoy! Wendt! Bluppo? Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla-walla bing bang... Wing-wang... Moo? Shimmy shimmy... Cocoa pops! LOL Mmmmmmbop.... No more! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes, the chat board is possessed by the Spice Girls...and all sorts of mayhem follows! Try and follow along...and "spice" up your life! *** She-Ryan is now known as RyanSpice *** Mochrie is now known as MochSpice *** EstenC is now known as EstenSpic *** McShaneM is now known as McSpice *** Izzard is now known as UglySpice *** EstenSpic is now known as ChipSpice *** RyanSpice is now known as TallSpice *** UglySpice is now known as NoTalentS *** PeterCook is now known as Old_Spice *** MochSpice is now known as HDSpice *** NoTalentS is now known as HeroinSpi *** TallSpice is now known as SillySpic *** PMerton is now known as ImperialS *** McSpice is now known as _SpiceRac *** HDSpice is now known as ColSpice *** SillySpic is now known as HoboSpice *** HeroinSpi is now known as BortSpice *** HoboSpice is now known as AllSpice *** ColSpice is now known as Nutmeg *** ImperialS is now known as Tashspice *** _SpiceRac is now known as TallSpice *** AllSpice is now known as Salt *** Salt is now known as SaltySpic *** Tashspice is now known as SpicnSpan *** SaltySpic is now known as SpiceHo *** TallSpice is now known as saltnpepa *** Nutmeg is now known as SugarNSpc *** Old_Spice changes topic to "We're spicing up the evening!" *** SugarNSpc is now known as Spice_Guy *** SpiceHo is now known as PregnantS Heeeeeeeee! :-) *** PregnantS is now known as EasySpice *** Spice_Guy is now known as Spiceless *** Spiceless is now known as SpicesNic *** SpicesNic is now known as Wingwang *** EasySpice is now known as SugarNSpi *** BortSpice is now known as Izzard *** Wingwang is now known as IzzSpice *** IzzSpice is now known as Mochrie *** saltnpepa is now known as McSpice --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes the chat board gets downright "fishy"! See for yourself! *** Shell is now known as Asleep Not again! :-) WAKE UP MICHELLE!!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzz... MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone got a fish on them? * Mochrie smacks Shell with a loarge trout. * DFW slaps Asleep around a bit with a large trout Loarge? Large, are you happy?! It's bigger than large.....it's loarge! LOL * Asleep slaps Mochrie and Donna with a trout abuse charge Augh! :-) LOL Hehe! I'll deny it... So will I, there's no such thing as a loarge trout! LOL It looks like a game of Courtroom has broken out! It's a new species of trout. *** CliveMode changes topic to "Trout, trout and yet more trout!" If in trout, go for a fish joke! Large and Loarge Trout for sale, $1.99 / lb... Dean, did you say that just for the halibut? That was a fishy comment Dean! Don't get a pun contest going again! I've no fish to bother you further, I'll let myself trout! O, I love a good pun, or a bad one! Dean's puns are a pain in the Bass! You mean there's such thing as a *good* pun? Let me play a tuna at the paella, then we can have a whale of a time! Let's FINish the puns! Puns make my head swim! That pun tips the SCALES of lameness! What's the porpoise of this anarchy! It's knocked me off me Perch... But with a twist.... Twist? Of lemming? How's Erin? Floundering around? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is there a doctor in the house? Well, there certainly were on April Fool's Day 1998...let's take a look... *** DrNick (newman@ott-pm7-18.comnet.ca) has joined #wliia "Hello everybody!" *** Merts changes topic to 'Five Alive' *** longmuir is now known as DrMark hi! Hey Doc *** Mochrie is now known as DrEmile heehee Um... Simpsons? The three doctors... *** Gregario is now known as DrGreg Hi DrNick! Dr Nick Riviera! Wow! My friend Etta tells me that DrStone has a nice ring to it... so... *** Merts is now known as DrStone I'm running out of patients... :-) *** DrStone is now known as DrMario *** DrMark is now known as DrZaius How do you feel being the only woman on the panel tonight, Tash? Oh it's a real pleasure... :) *** DrEmile is now known as DrMochter I'm in a great mood for the weirdest of reasons BTW, Nat says that she would love it if people were here when she gets on in about 2 hours or so *** DrZaius is now known as DoctorWho *** DrMario is now known as DrDr Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, o o o Dr. Zaius Well, it'll be too late for me, unfortunately...It'd be past midnight, and I have classes tomorrow. What's the reason? Can I play the piano anymore? *** DrMochter is now known as DrNurse Dr Dr, give me the news... Yes of course you can... ... well I coulnd't before *** DrNurse is now known as DrMom *** DrDr is now known as DrGumby Yesss........? because I just got through 2 solid hours of work at home... I love coding at home, I get alot more done Wow, that's half as much work as I've done all week *** DoctorWho is now known as DrPepper damn...I love DP *** DrMom is now known as DrRoberts I can't stand it. shoulda thought of it Obviously you guys are in a strange mood too (beatles song) * DrGumby is very bored tonight Just no-one go Kavorkien (or whatever his name is) Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too? GET BETTER BRAIN! GET BETTER BRAIN! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! You get Dr Pepper in Australia? *** DrPepper is now known as DrPhil So what WERE you guys talking about? Yep, it's not that popular though. *** DrGumby is now known as PhD Tash: got MAME working yet? It's a Texas drink :) no, let me find that error message *** DrRoberts is now known as Doctorate *** DrPhil is now known as TheDoc *** Doctorate is now known as DocDwarf You guys must be bored coprocessor not available at eip968=0012d *** DocDwarf is now known as Doc-Is-In That's what it keeps saying You don't have a math co-processor? I have no idea That would be a problem *** Doc-Is-In is now known as Pier1 *** TheDoc is now known as Dockalon5 *** PhD is now known as MA Get it Doc -- Dock -- Pier? You may be able to run another emulator called Sparcade, though I haven't tried it myself. Doc doc goose! *** Dockalon5 is now known as DocWars *** Pier1 is now known as DoxPops How could I find out if I had a math co-processor? I'm not sure I thought all 486s had them, but the error message you got sounds like you don't *** DocWars is now known as DockingBa *** DoxPops is now known as DocOfTheB *** MA is now known as DaffyDock Rob! I see it's another one of those nights Hey Rob *** DrGreg is now known as DoctorPep Drn tooting! Howdy floks *** DockingBa is now known as DocEwment hi folks flocks? hmm... Hey Rob *** DocOfTheB is now known as DocQMent bloody keyboard hey Mark oops, rob Oh, Rob! Have you received my video? I sent it last Monday... :) Funky nicknames happening here *** DaffyDock is now known as DocMartin We've gone through most of the obvious ones... (the other one was taken!) *** DocQMent is now known as DrBob *** DrBob is now known as DrQuack I think I started it when I chose a new nickname I think so. I got a noticee in the mail the other day but haven't had time to pick it up Ah, so. *** DocMartin is now known as DocDwarf I Did that one!! I predict that Shell will be coming on soon *** DocEwment is now known as DocKedPay *** DocKedPay is now known as SpinDr *** DrQuack is now known as DiscoDoc *** DocDwarf is now known as Sphincdr *** DoctorPep is now known as Gregario *** SpinDr is now known as HowardDoc Guess who we are, Rob! You people are making my brain hurt!!!!! Without WHOISing!! Sorry Emile, I already Whois-ed *** HowardDoc is now known as DocMan *** Sphincdr is now known as Docaholic *** DocMan is now known as DrThompso I was right! :) Shell! Hey Shell! *** DrThompso is now known as DrSpike hi! *** Docaholic is psychick *** Docaholic is psychic rather *** DiscoDoc is now known as MushyPear As Betty might say, "pizzchick?" *** Docaholic is now known as FuzzyNave *** DrSpike is now known as PushyMayo *** FuzzyNave is now known as FzzyNavel *** PushyMayo is now known as PushMayr *** PushMayr is now known as PushyMare *** FzzyNavel is now known as Pnacolada *** Pnacolada changes topic to 'Lucky 7' *** Pnacolada is now known as Fenster *** PushyMare is now known as Spiiiike --------------------------------------------------------------------------- And now, the Whosers discuss their favourite WLiiA Essences... The natural "Spice People!" I am Colin after all! Or at least possessed by his essence... "Essence of Mochrie". Next year's big seller! LOL! LOL..hee hee! "I always bathe using 'Essence of Mochrie'. Removes unwanted hair in a snap! Warning: may cause fainting" LOL! LOL! LOL!!!! Hehe! "Essence of Mochrie" -- A little dab behind the ears, and you smell just like a dinosaur! Use as directed -- WARNING: May cause some side effects such as baldness, loss of singing ability, fainting spells, angry outbursts, and saying "Really really really..." a lot. "Not to mention, speaking in tongues" LOL! I'd like to bathe with Brad's Essence...... *** Wiseman is now known as _Daniel_ "Ooh, where can I get my Essence of Mochrie?" On the shelf next to Essence of Clive Aah.... <_Daniel_> The Essence of Mochrie has left me... :( LOL! <_Daniel_> ROTFL! I'd like Brad to speak in my..................never mind...... "Essence of Sessions" -- smarminess and pomposity under glass. Whooooaaaa! LOL!! * Cilantro is cracking herself up, though no one else it seems! Hell, i'm laughing! Ooh! Speaking of John, the pilot was on today. *shudder* "Essence of McShane" -- an aromatic blend of sweat and male hormones...may cause you to kiss men unpredictably... LOL! <_Daniel_> "Essence of Proops" -- makes you fashion trendy and gives you the ability to instinctively insult bald men. Warning: you may lose your ability to rhyme with "luck". LOL!!!! *** Paprika is now known as Mochrie Essence of Brad: it will make tall blonde woman think you are a Hot Studmuffin, while everyone else debates over your sexual preferences.... Ash....whoo hoo, get me some! LOL! LOL!! "Essence Of Fry" -- gives one the ability to speak normally in raps. "Essence of Stiles"--gives one the ability to consume any substance, edible or not" "Essence of Lawrence" -- gives you extraordinary singing ability on short notice. Caution: May cause alphabetic amnesia. <_Daniel_> "Essence of Toksvig" -- America's #1 Growth Reverser. Essence of Stiles: Makes you vertically enhanced, horizontally challenged and a habitual penis mentioner... "And computer illiterate!" "Essence of Durst" -- makes one blind to the wardrobe mistresses. LOL! *** Cilantro is now known as BradIsHot *** RUSH2112 changes topic to '"The many Essences of Whose Line."' <_Daniel_> Essence of Patterson: Do you want to be hated by celebrities? This is for you! LOL!!!! Essence of Hahn : Used to be sold regularly, but hasn't been seen for years. "Essence of Drew"--causes one to seek approval constantly and tell "dick jokes" incessantly" <_Daniel_> Essence of Stiles and Mochrie -- a combination blend that will make you want to read credits repeatedly... Essence of Slattery...smut in a bottle. Hey! Leave that smut to me! <_Daniel_> "Essence of Hamilton" -- makes you attractive to a bunch of unorganized obsessed improv fans "Essence of Izzard" -- makes one dress up in the oposite sex's clothing, while still making it big on broadway!" "Essence of Tony" Makes one crave the company of red-haired woman in London... Essence of Mochrie: makes you lose your good sense and meet with a bunch of wackos - great fun for parties!! Essence of Merton...a deadpan cologne for the deadpan comic that you love. "Essence of Cook": A smoother, richer taste (Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that using Essence of Cook may cause lung cancer.) <_Daniel_> "Essence of Quentin": If you like being groped by sick-minded comedians and singing about beached whales, this is for you! Except Caroline does her own groping too :-) Essence of Sessions: Great for those who prefer to be blind to the fact they are not talented. Essence of Frost: Tall and sweaty, makes one's accent waver and hairline recede. Essence of Quentin: Drippings in a bottle! LOL! LOL sam. :) Ash! ROTFL!! "Essence of Brad": For those nights out 'with the boys' HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Nick! Nick, be good! LOL! LOL! I've run out of essence. I'll stick to "Essence of Slattery" thank you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where's a spell-checker when you need one! I wanna give Greatest Jits another try...Hits... Jits? * Mochrie gets a loarge flashback! Hehehe! Loarge, jits, Eirn... can't we ever spiel write? You quiero flatbread? Ya quiero Tako belll? Eirn wants her name spelled like that. :-) I love Taco Bell. I threw a fit when one of the affliated colleges at Western took Taco Bell out of their food court. * JonPryce loves the word "spiel"! "Encontraste una caja mas grande? Greatest Hits? Superheroes? It means play in German. I thought it was a food. Oh well. *** Mochrie changes topic to 'Up next...Greatest Jits!...I mean Greatest Gits...I mean, ahhh...stuff it!' Greatest Tits? :) TASH!!!! :) LOL! What a cheap laugh! Hmmmmm.... ;) Tashie! HAHAHAHAHA Sorry, LOL! Greatest Gits..I'm Snivelling-Little-Rat-Faced-Git... * Mochrie can't believe Tash would stoop to that kinda cheap humour! LOL! Oh yes she would!! Oh please, as if! Boring-cheap-depressing-snotty-little-git. That's the only kind of humour I know! Haha! And often does! Where's Dirty-Lying-Little-Two-Faced and Boring-Greedy- Vicious-Little? Who wants to describe Emile's new compilation? And don't use "Lord, gimme some Viagra before my penis dies from computer radiation", because it's been done! Oh my! LOL! Oh boy! I'm still blushing from that one! 'Twas a Gospel, too! Hallelujah!! Praise the Lord! And pass the viagra! Some people live off that stuff! * JoeIsham hears that Niagara Region will get lots of $$$ selling the naming rights to the falls to Pfizer. So as of August 1, it'll be known as "Viagra Falls". So are we doing Greatest Splits? Splits? * JonPryce leaps in the air and does the splits! Uh, Greatest Pits? Greatest Pits? I don't want to touch that one! Greatest Knits? Greatest Mitts. Wool-polyester! I won't say what i just thought of :) "We push you in the hole and cover you with sand." "How do we get people in the hole?" "There's a detailed explanation at the bottom of the hole." Greatest bits? Greatest fits? "I'm having a fit!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- An evening of Freudian slips!! Are you all going to Montreal? Not me. Me neither. I haven't gotten any info so I can't. We have been talking via the net, Greg and I. My next trip is Hamilton I don't even know where Richard is performing. The Lust for Laughs web page doesn't mention his group. I think that's where I might go. Besides, I have to look for work anyway. Lust=Just... LOL! A little Freudian slip there... Ooh! One letter makes all the difference! :) Has Jerry Springer heard about this? :) I got laid off then I have a really bad cold. Life is not the best right now. * Mochrie passes Angie some cold medicine, and a bowl of hot chicken soup. I want to travel and get mind off things. Thanks, you spoil me! That's a great idea! Go west, young woman! Take some time to relax and recover I spoil you cause you're so nice! :) If you go east, you'll get soggy. I am thinking Toronto or Ottawa, if I can get the money. I am as far east I can go, except for Cape Breton. Did you all see Colin's post? Yes, what a sweetie! Isn't he though? How nice of him to tell us about Ryan. We were at Second City on Saturday trying to get info. * Sam_Slatt suggests that Angie watch movies like Mary Poopins and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to shake the blues. Poppins...I watched both those movies this week and am feeling Superkalafragelisticexpealadoscious. Mary Poopins?! ROTFL! Hehe! * Angie21 falls over laughing! I don't think I want to see that! :) LOL! I am the Queen of the Fruedian Slip! I might turn it into a lingerie business (I like puns too!) What can I say? It's a gift! Take it back! :) LOL! I am dying from laughter. Ow, my stomach hurts!!! Angie: Remember - laughter is the BEST medicine! :) But it's best in limited doses! :) Ain't that the truth. All I need is to visit here every night and the depression will be gone in no time!!!! I need moral support, guys. My boss is on holiday for a week starting tomorrow and I have to be in charge! * Mochrie gives Lori all the moral support he can muster! Thanks, Emile! Go Lori! Yield power over your minions! You are the queen of wherever you work! LOL!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Whosers discuss various new "nets"... <_Daniel_> Too bad there is no "WhoserNet"... SarniaNet? Or OshawaNet... full of flames! FishNet SarniaNet!! Woo hoo On AjaxNet, instead of Spam, you'd get your mailbox overflowing with Kraft Dinner! LOL. Hee hee! Haha! <_Daniel_> MochrieNet ChickenNet GetTheNet Rushnet. ;) GetNetItPays HairNet DinoNet <_Daniel_> SandraBullockinTheNet FrankieAndAnNet D'oh! LOL Nick. :) AnNetFunicello <_Daniel_> ButterflyNet ArNet sunglasses AquaNet. Netalie! Borough of BarNet, London BearNet RaisiNet Heh heh! BasketballNet CastaNet ...Or Maracas as Ryan calls them LOL!! CoroNet <_Daniel_> HockeyNet HorNet's Nest <_Daniel_> The Charlotte HorNet BorisAndNetasha Booo! :) Refrigerator MagNets NetLoss NetGrowth <_Daniel_> NetProfit NetPay NetTonightIHaveAHeadache, or is it a Haddock :-) Shakespearean SonNet Twig-net I'veGotALovelyBunchofCocoNets!