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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
                               WLIIA Chat Games
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                                QUESTIONS ONLY
                                  (Part Two)
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Game:    Questions Only
Players: Gregsgirl, GypsyJr, jen_gurl, Ryan_S
Scene:   Four people on the beach, oblivious to the fact that there is a
         hurricane approaching

<Clivey>    UP NEXT IS A GAME CALLED QUESTIONS ONLY. THIS IS FOR BECKY,
            JEN, ALAN AND ANGIE. WE'LL START WITH JEN AND ALAN IN THE
            MIDDLE, BECKY WILL BE ON JEN'S SIDE AND ANGIE WILL BE ON ALAN'S
            SIDE...

<Ryan_S>    Hehe!
<Gregsgirl> Woo!

<Clivey>    IF EITHER OF THE TWO STOP SPEAKING IN QUESTIONS, THEIR PARTNER
            WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE, AND LOTS OF FUN WILL BE HAD. AND IF NOT,
            WELL, WE'LL SELL IT TO CHANNEL 4.

<GypsyJr>   LOL!
<jen_gurl>  LOL!
<Ryan_S>    LOL!

<Clivey>    THE SCENE IS...FOUR PEOPLE ON THE BEACH, OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT
            THAT THERE'S A HURRICANE APPROACHING. QUESTIONS ONLY, AND AWAY
            YOU GO!

<jen_gurl>  DID YOU FEEL SOMETHING?
<Ryan_S>    IS THAT A DRAFT?
<jen_gurl>  DID YOU SEE THAT TREE FLYING?
<Ryan_S>    WAS THAT A TREE?
<jen_gurl>  ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY INTELLIGENCE?
<Ryan_S>    YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE?

<GypsyJr>   Heheh!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Ryan_S>    :P

<jen_gurl>  WHY WOULD YOU BE SO MEAN?
<Ryan_S>    SHOULD WE DIG A HOLE DEEPER THAN THE ONE I'M DIGGING RIGHT NOW?
<jen_gurl>  CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO INQUIRE ABOUT A POSSIBLE STORM?
            WHAT HOLE?
<Ryan_S>    THE HOLE.. RIGHT HERE... LOL

<Clivey>    <BUZZ!!!!!>
<Gregsgirl> Clive!
<Clivey>    Asked two questions in a row. :) And Alan too. Skoot. Becky and
            Angie are up.

* Gregsgirl tags the x>

<GypsyJr>   DO YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA?
<Gregsgirl> DO I NEED ONE?
<GypsyJr>   CAN'T YOU SEE THOSE DARK STORMCLOUDS?
<Gregsgirl> IS YOUR ROOF ON PROPERLY?
<GypsyJr>   IS THAT IT FLYING AWAY OVER THERE?
<Gregsgirl> ARE THERE ANY MUSHROOM CLOUDS?
<GypsyJr>   INA HURRICANE?
<Gregsgirl> DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?

<Ryan_S>    LOL!
<Clivey>    Who is Ina Hurricane?
<GypsyJr>   LOL, shaddup!
<Ryan_S>    LOL!
<Clivey>    Ooh, just for that <BUZZ!!!!!> :-P
<GypsyJr>   Awww...
<Clivey>    J/K, keep going!

<GypsyJr>   DO I LOOK LIKE A PERSON CAPABLE OF TELLING YOU THAT?
<Gregsgirl> DO YOU NEED PROTECTION?

<jen_gurl>  LOL!

<GypsyJr>   DON'T YOU ALWAYS HAVE PROTECTION?
<Gregsgirl> CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M SCARED?
<GypsyJr>   WILL YOU HOLD ME??
<Gregsgirl> DO I HAVE TO??
<GypsyJr>   DO YOU HAVE ANY ROPE?
<Gregsgirl> WILL I NEED IT?
<GypsyJr>   IS THERE A TREE WE CAN TIE OURSELVES TO?
<Gregsgirl> WOULDN'T OUR HOUSES BE BETTER?
<GypsyJr>   ISN'T THAT YOUR HOUSE OVER THERE? THAT PILE OF RUBBLE?

* GypsyJr wonders where this is going...

<Clivey>    Amazing considering you're all supposed to be OBLIVIOUS to the
            fact there's a hurricane approaching! :)
<Gregsgirl> Clive?...
<Clivey>    <BUZZ!!!!!>
<GypsyJr>   Wait! Who'd you buzz?
<Gregsgirl> Two questions and the last one was a statement!
<Clivey>    Yes. :) *weg*
<GypsyJr>   Aw, nuts :>
<Clivey>    Okay Jen, back in...

<jen_gurl>  WHERE'S AUNTIE EM?
<Gregsgirl> ARE YOU GOING NOW?

<Ryan_S>    LOL!

<jen_gurl>  CAN I BRING TOTO?
<Gregsgirl> DOES HE DROOL AS MUCH AS YOU?

<GypsyJr>   LOL!!

<jen_gurl>  WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ANIMALS?
<Gregsgirl> DO DUMB ANIMALS COUNT?
<jen_gurl>  CAN'T WE WORK TOGETHER?
<Gregsgirl> IS THAT NECESSARY?
<jen_gurl>  ARE YOU SCARED?
<Gregsgirl> DIDN'T I JUST SAY I WAS?
<jen_gurl>  WHERE CAN WE HIDE?
<Gregsgirl> HAVE YOU GOT A CELLAR?
<jen_gurl>  DIDN'T YOU SAY YOURS WAS FREE?
<Gregsgirl> CAN I LOCK YOU IN THERE?

<GypsyJr>   There are beaches in Kansas? :)
<Clivey>    I don't recall a hurricane taking place in the Wizard Of Oz...

<jen_gurl>  WOULD IT PROTECT ME?
<Gregsgirl> WHO DO YOU NEED PROTECTION FROM?

<Clivey>    <BUZZ!!!!> Is this deja-vu??
<jen_gurl>  Who got buzzed?
<Gregsgirl> Whose buzz is it anyway?
<GypsyJr>   We seem to have a protection obsession :) 
<Clivey>    Both of you! :)
<Gregsgirl> Feh! *tags the x>*

<GypsyJr>   IS THAT YOUR SAND CASTLE????
<Ryan_S>    IS IT STILL STANDING?
<GypsyJr>   DIDN'T YOU USE QUICK DRYING CEMENT BY MISTAKE?

<jen_gurl>  LOL!

<Ryan_S>    IS THAT WRONG?
<GypsyJr>   IS IT BIG ENOUGH TO HIDE IN?
<Ryan_S>    WHY DON'T WE TRY?
<GypsyJr>   WHOSE BATHING SUIT IS THAT???
<Ryan_S>    IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME?

<jen_gurl>  LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Always! ;o) LOL!

<GypsyJr>   ISN'T THAT THE LIFEGAURD CHAIR FLYING ACROSS THE BEACH?
<Ryan_S>    AREN'T YOU THE LIFEGUARD?
<GypsyJr>   IS THAT WHAT THIS WHISTLE AND INNER TUBE ARE FOR?

<Ryan_S>    LOL!

<Ryan_S>    WEREN'T WE GOING TO HIDE IN THE CEMENT CASTLE?
<GypsyJr>   CAN YOU FIT EVERYTHING IN IT?
<Ryan_S>    ARE YOU REALLY ATTACHED TO THE INNER TUBE?

<Gregsgirl> LOL! *bad image*

<Clivey>    <BUZZ!!!!!> That's it. Well done, I think all of you deserved
            a full 74 marks...pity I'm only giving 21.
<Ryan_S>    :)
<Blondie1>  Pity. *g*
<Clivey>    Sorry to cut you short :)
<Gregsgirl> So to speak
<GypsyJr>   Aww, that's it??? :)
<jen_gurl>  :)

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Game:    Questions Only
Players: Altar, Denny, GypsyJr, KerriOTPS
Scene:   Getting ready to skydive
          
<GypsyJr>   DID YOU PACK THE PARACHUTES?
<Altar>     WEREN'T YOU GOING TO?
<GypsyJr>   IS THAT ONE OVER THERE?
<Altar>     OVER WHERE?
<GypsyJr>   CAN'T YOU SEE IT HANGING ON THE WALL THERE?
<Altar>     ARE WE AT CRUISING ALTITUDE YET?
<GypsyJr>   WHAT DOES THE PILOT SAY ABOUT IT?
<Altar>     WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
<GypsyJr>   DIDN;T HE SAY NOT TO DISTURB HIM?
<Altar>     DO YOU THINK HE WAS SERIOUS?
<GypsyJr>   DO YOU WANT TO JUMP FIRST?
<Altar>     WHY DON'T YOU?
<GypsyJr>   DO I LOOK STUPID?
<Altar>     DO YOU WANT AN HONEST ANSWER?
<GypsyJr>   DOES THE WIND FEEL RIGHT TO YOU?
<Altar>     WHAT'S THAT DOWN THERE?
<Altar>     *nervously* WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
<GypsyJr>   I... DON'T KNOW *BUZZ*

<KerriOTPS> WHAT DO YOU THINK I TMEANS?
<Altar>     ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
<KerriOTPS> WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM?
<Altar>     WHY WOULDN'T IT BE!?
<KerriOTPS> WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COMPLAINING?
<Altar>     I AM?
<KerriOTPS> YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE, DON'T YOU?
<Altar>     HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME?
<KerriOTPS> HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF?
<Altar>     HOW COULD I?
<KerriOTPS> YOU HAVE EARS, DON'T YOU?
<Altar>     LOOK, CAN WE JUST JUMP, AND TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE GROUND?
<KerriOTPS> THE GROUND?
<Altar>     YOU KNOW, THAT THING DOWN THERE?
<KerriOTPS> IS THAT WHAT THAT IS?
<Altar>     DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER NAME FOR IT?
<KerriOTPS> WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP SHOWING OFF YOUR FANCY WORDS, HUH?

<GypsyJr>   LOL! This could go on a while! :)

<Altar>     "GROUND" IS A FANCY WORD.....?
<GypsyJr>   *BUZZ*

<Denny>     WELL, WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER FANCY?
<Altar>     DO YOU HAVE A DICTIONARY ON HAND?
<Denny>     WEBSTER'S OR AMERICAN COLLEGE?
<Altar>     WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
<Denny>     WELL, HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR WORDS SPELLED?
<Altar>     CAN IT BE DONE IN JAPANESE?
<Denny>     IS IT UNABRIDGED?
<Altar>     WHERE'S A BRIDGE?
<Denny>     IT'S OVER WATER, ISN'T IT?

<GypsyJr>   This is going nowhere... you guys ready to buzz?

<Denny>     ARE WE READY TO BUZZ?
<Altar>     WHY NOT?

<Altar>     This has gone on for too long, I think...
<Meskimen>  *BUZZ*
<KerriOTPS> LOL! I was gonna ask if the chute pack made my butt look
            big... :)
<GypsyJr>   LOL!
<Altar>     I would have asked if I had to answer.

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Game:    Questions Only
Players: EmileJ, Gregsgirl, stelic, TracyLynn
Scene:   Passengers in a car being stopped by the police.

<TracyLynn> UH OH...IS THAT A SIREN I HEAR?
<Gregsgirl> WOULD YOU MIND PULLING OVER MADAM?
<TracyLynn> DO I REALLY HAVE TO?
<Gregsgirl> ARE YOU A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN?
<TracyLynn> DON'T I LOOK LIKE A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN?
<Gregsgirl> DO YOU THINK I PULLED YOU OVER FOR NOTHING?
<TracyLynn> IS DRIVING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT REALLY BAD?
<Gregsgirl> DO YOU REALLY WANT A FINE?
<TracyLynn> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN AFFORD ONE?
<Gregsgirl> ARE YOU GOING TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR NOW?
<TracyLynn> WILL YOU LET ME OFF WITH A WARNING IF I GET YOU A BITE OF
            EMILE'S SAUSAGE?

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<EmileJ>    :-P
<stelic>    Hehe!
<CLIVE>     *BUUZZZZZZZ* Because of the image!!
<TracyLynn> Sorry Em baby! :)
<EmileJ>    No problem Tracy sweetie...
<TracyLynn> *pouts cause she caused a mental image.....*

<EmileJ>    DID MY WIFE OFFER YOU A BITE OF MY SAUSAGE, OFFICER?
<Gregsgirl> DO YOU REALISE THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STRIP SEARCH YOU NOW?

<TracyLynn> LOL!
<CLIVE>     LOL!
<stelic>    Woo!

<EmileJ>    CAN YOU PLEASE BE GENTLE?
<Gregsgirl> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY TRUNCHEON?
<EmileJ>    IS THAT YOUR NIGHTSTICK OR ARE YOU PLEASED TO SEE ME?
<Gregsgirl> DO I LOOK LIKE A MALE OFFICER?
<EmileJ>    IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?

<TracyLynn> LOL!
<CLIVE>     LOL!

<Gregsgirl> ARE YOU PRESENTLY ON ANY MEDICATION?
<EmileJ>    DOES FLINTSTONE VITAMINS COUNT AS MEDICATION?
<Gregsgirl> ARE THEY GREEN?
<EmileJ>    DO YOU WANT ONE?

<CLIVE>     Hmmm subliminal drugs advertising..;)

<Gregsgirl> ARE YOU OFFERING ME A BRIBE?
<EmileJ>    DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE I AM?
<Gregsgirl> DO YOU WANT A CELL MATE CALLED BUBBA?
<EmileJ>    CAN I?
<Gregsgirl> DOES TOM CRUISE?
<EmileJ>    IS CILLA BLACK?
<Gregsgirl> IS BARRY WHITE?
<EmileJ>    HOW DOES HE LOOK IN A LEOPARD SKIN THONG AND A NECKTIE?

<EmileJ>    LOL, don't ask Tracy!
<TracyLynn> I won't Em, trust me. :)

<Gregsgirl> WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS JEWEL ENCRUSTED CODPIECE?
<EmileJ>    ARE POLICE OFFICERS ALLOWED TO SELL MERCHANDISE?

<CLIVE>     *GIGGLE*

<Gregsgirl> DID YOU STEAL MY BADGE?
<EmileJ>    IS IT THIS SHINY THING HERE?
<Gregsgirl> WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS?
<EmileJ>    AREN'T YOU STRIP-SEARCHING ME?
<Gregsgirl> WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY SIREN?
<EmileJ>    CAN I?

<CLIVE>     LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Repeat question!
<EmileJ>    Damn you. :-P
<Gregsgirl> Heeheehee ;o)

<EmileJ>    AM I REPEATING MYSELF?

<CLIVE>     *BUZZZZ* Ang, just cause ;)
<TracyLynn> Argh *gives Em his pants and pushes him aside*
<Gregsgirl> No fair! em did it!
<EmileJ>    Thanks hon. It was getting drafty.
<TracyLynn> np, anytime sweetie.

<stelic>    IS THAT POWDERED DOUGHNUT ON YOUR FINGERS?
<TracyLynn> DIDN'T YOU KNOW I AM ALLERGIC TO DONUTS?
<stelic>    CAN I HAVE THEM THEN?
<TracyLynn> DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT I BOUGHT THEM FOR YOU ANYWAYS?
<stelic>    IS THERE A JELLY-FILLED?
<TracyLynn> WOULDN'T YOU BE HAPPIER WITH GLAZED?
<stelic>    HOW MANY IN A BAKER'S DOZEN?
<TracyLynn> WOULD YOU BELIEVE 13?
<stelic>    ISN'T THAT UNLUCKY?
<TracyLynn> DOES IT MATTER THAT THEY CAN'T COUNT??
<stelic>    MAY I SEE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION?
<TracyLynn> WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THEM?
<stelic>    HOW ELSE DO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
<TracyLynn> CAN'T YOU JUST BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY WHO I AM?
<stelic>    SHOULD I?
<TracyLynn> DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?
<stelic>    AREN'T YOU STANDING?

<Gregsgirl> *snicker*
<CLIVE>     Hehe!
<Gregsgirl> At least she isn't stnading, that hurts

<TracyLynn> WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO LIE?
<stelic>    WHAT KIND OF COP DO YOU THINK I AM?

<CLIVE>     A dirty one, obviously. ;)

<TracyLynn> CAN I BORROW YOUR CUFFS?
<stelic>    DO THEY MATCH THE COLLAR?

<TracyLynn> And if any of you tell Jeff that one.........
<CLIVE>     *notes it down in her 'things to tell Jeff' notebook*

<TracyLynn> DOES IT MATTER?
<stelic>    ARE YOU *REALLY* A BLONDE?
<TracyLynn> DO YOU HAVE TIME TO FIND OUT?
<stelic>    WOULD YOU OPEN THE TRUNK?
<TracyLynn> ARE YOU GOING TO PUT ME IN THERE?
<stelic>    ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING?
<TracyLynn> DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T HIDE ANYTHING FROM YOU?
<stelic>    ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TELL ME?
<TracyLynn> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE TO TELL?
<stelic>    NO ... :)

<CLIVE>     *BUZZZZZZZZZZ*
<Gregsgirl> Hehehehehe!
<EmileJ>    LOL!
<TracyLynn> LOL!

<Gregsgirl> AM I STILL SEARCHING YOU?
<TracyLynn> AM I REALLY BLONDE?
<Gregsgirl> DO I REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
<TracyLynn> IF I OFFERED TO BRING YOU TO TIMMY'S, WOULD YOU LET ME GO?
<Gregsgirl> ARE YOU SPEAKING OF TIMMY THE MULE??
<TracyLynn> HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF TIM HORTON'S?
<Gregsgirl> DO I LOOK CANADIAN?
<TracyLynn> DIDN'T YOU KNOW I HAVE A CANADIAN FETISH?
<Gregsgirl> WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR CANADIAN PASSENGER?...
<TracyLynn> WOULD YOU BELIEVE I KICKED HIM OVER THE BORDER?
<Gregsgirl> WHY WOULD ANY ONE KICK SOMEONE OUT OF CANADA?
<TracyLynn> HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF THE GUY WHO ASSAULTED THE BEAVER?
<Gregsgirl> IS THE BEAVER GETTING THERAPY?

<EmileJ>    Poor beaver :)

<TracyLynn> IS BEAVER ASSAULT ILLEGAL OFFICER?
<Gregsgirl> IS THERE A TROUT INVOLVED IN ALL THIS?...
<TracyLynn> YOU MEAN THE TROUT ACTUALLY ASSAULTED THE BEAVER???

<CLIVE>     *BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ* *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* *BUZZZZZZZZZ*
            Stoopid bee in my pants! ;)
<Gregsgirl> Lewis, aggravate the bee, that is not a flower mr bee!
<stelic>    Hahha!
<CLIVE>     Hehehe ahhh good game you four!

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