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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
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                                 PSYCHIATRIST
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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: _Daniel_, Dr_Moch
Scene:   _Daniel_ has been jilted in Spain.

<Imagine Spanish flamenco music in background>

<_Daniel_>  ARRIBA! HI YI YI!
<Dr_Moch>   SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, SENOR?
<_Daniel_>  OH DOCTOR..

<_Daniel_>  THERE WAS THIS GIRL, SHE WAS A QUEEN I'D LIKE TO CROWN
<_Daniel_>  SHE WAS THE MATADOR WHO PULLED MY HORNS AROUND
<_Daniel_>  BUT SHE TOOK AWAY MY LOVE, MY LIFE, AND MY LUCK
<_Daniel_>  IT MAKES ME WANT TO YELL....."OH SHUCKS!"
<_Daniel_>  HAY-YA-YA-YA-YE!

<Sam_Slatt> Watch the floorboards buster.
<Merts>     LOL! :)
<Sam_Slatt> LOL!

<Dr_Moch>   HAI YI YI!
<Dr_Moch>   THIS PROBLEM IS A BIG ONE, I CAN TELL
<Dr_Moch>   BEING JILTED CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE A LEEVING HELL
<Dr_Moch>   CHA CHA CHA!
<Dr_Moch>   THEES GIRL, SHE WASN'T RIGHT FOR YOU
<Dr_Moch>   PERHAPS YOU BEET OFF MORE THAN YOU COULD CHEW
<Dr_Moch>   I SAY LEAVE THEES GIRL, SHE'LL NEVER BE TRUE
<Dr_Moch>   CAUSE A BULL, I CAN SEE WOULD BE MUCH BETTER FOR YOU!
<Dr_Moch>   HEY!

<Merts>     Oh my! :))
<Sam_Slatt> FOTFL!
<Merts>     Excellent!
<JoeIsham>  ROTFL!
<_Daniel_>  Another excellent song by our resident "Josie"!
<Sam_Slatt> Even with accented spelling! Brilliant!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Dr_Moch, Merts
Scene:   Merts has multiple personalities in Canada

<Imagine Canadian music in background>

<Merts>     DOC, SO YOU SAY YOU CAN HELP ME, EH?
<Dr_Moch>   LIKE, SURE YA HOSER. JUST TELL ME, EH?
<Merts>     WELL, YOU SEE BONES, IT'S LIKE THIS...

<Merts>     SOME DAYS I WAKE UP I'M THE CAPTAIN OF A SPACESHIP
<Merts>     I'M IN THE FUTURE ON A REALLY LONG TRIP
<Merts>     OTHER DAYS I FEEL LIKE I NEED A BREWSKI
<Merts>     I WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH MY AMERICAN PAL DREWSKI
<Merts>     AND THEN THERE ARE THE DAYS WHEN I JUST SAY ZOWIE!
<Merts>     BECAUSE I WANT TO HOST A TALK SHOW JUST LIKE HOWIE!

<_Daniel_>  What rhyming! Bravo! Bravissimo!

<Dr_Moch>   LIKE, EH, THIS PROBLEM SURE IS A THREAT TO YOUR HEALTH
<Dr_Moch>   FROM WHAT I CAN SEE, YOU'RE REALLY BESIDE YOURSELF
<Dr_Moch>   MANY DIFF'RENT PEOPLE SWIRLING 'ROUND IN YOUR BRAIN 
<Dr_Moch>   MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES ARE A REAL CRYIN' SHAME
           
<Merts>     :)

<Dr_Moch>   ONE DAY HOWIE AND THE NEXT DAY DREW
<Dr_Moch>   HARD TO KNOW QUITE JUST WHAT TO DO
<Dr_Moch>   MY SONG'S ALMOST DONE, SO I'LL SING MY REFRAIN...
<Dr_Moch>   ..............!
<Dr_Moch>   YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TELLY AND GOT TOO MANY BRAINS!

<Merts>     LOLLLLL!! :D
<_Daniel_>  Wonderful!
<Dr_Moch>   It's not as easy as it looks :)
<Sam_Slatt> C'est fantastique!
<Merts>     That was a hard one!
<_Daniel_>  Yeah, Canadian music - what is that?

* Merts apologizes to the Canadians!

<Dr_Moch>   I talked myself into a corner...I'm a disgrace to my country! :)
<_Daniel_>  Next taping, someone suggest that and see what Laura does.
<ru2112sh>  Bravo! LOL!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Brady, JLawrence
Scene:   JLawrence is in love with hippos in Sweden.

<Imagine Swedish music in background>

<JLawrence> I HAVE A PROBLEM, DOC...
<Brady>     TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG?

<JLawrence> I HAVE TO TELL YOU AND I WON'T BE SPEEDING
<JLawrence> I LOVE THOSE HIPPOS AND THEY ARE ALL FROM SWEDEN
<JLawrence> THEY ARE SO BIG AND HEAVY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
<JLawrence> I JUST HOPE THAT THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH ME AND THE WONDERFUL
            THINGS I DO!

<PeterCook> LOL
<Mochrie>   Hee hee! :)
<PeterCook> Very good Ang
         
<Brady>     WELL I CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU LOVE THAT BIG HIPPO
<Brady>     THEY HAVE THAT JOIE DE VIVRE THAT MAKES YOU JUST WANNA GO ... 
<Brady>     BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT THE HIPPO IS KINDA TOO FAT
<Brady>     AND REALLY I THINK YOU'LL EVENTUALLY FIND THEY'RE REALLY NOT
            ALL THAT.

<JLawrence> THANKS DOC!

<JLawrence> Hehe!
<PeterCook> LOL!
<Mochrie>   Yay!
<RStiles>   LOL!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Brady, Mochrie
Scene:   Mochrie is angry with his neighbours in Switzerland.

<Imagine Swiss music in background>

<Mochrie>   OH DOCTOR, OH DOCTOR, I'M HAVING A FIT
<Mochrie>   I'M SO ANGRY, YOO-HOO-HOO, I COULD ALMOST SPIT
<Mochrie>   MY NEIGHBOURS AND ME, WE DON'T GET ALONG
<Mochrie>   AND I WON'T FIND SOME PEACE, UNTIL THEY ARE GONE!
<Mochrie>   YODELI-HEE, YODELI-OOO, YODELI-HAY HEE-HEE HOO HOO HOO HOO!

* RStiles busts a gut in the background

<PeterCook> LOL! Very good Emile :)
<Mochrie>   Thank you!

<Brady>     WELL I KNOW THAT THOSE NEIGHBOURS YES THEY CAN BE A PAIN
<Brady>     WHEN THEY'RE NOISY AND NOSEY THEY CAN DRIVE YOU INSANE
<Brady>     BUT IF THEY GIVE YOU LIP I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
<Brady>     JUST YELL RIGHT BACK AT THEM WITH A YODEL-A-E-HOO!

<Mochrie>   Danke shoen! :) I know, that's German...
<PeterCook> LOL! Woohoooo!
<RStiles>   LOL!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Brady, PeterCook
Scene:   PeterCook is scared of proctologists in Zimbabwe.

<Imagine African music in background>

<PeterCook> OH DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I KNOW THIS WILL SOUND DUMB
<PeterCook> BUT I GET SO SCARED WHEN A MAN LOOKS UP MY BUM

<EmileJ>    I can see where this is going....yup! I knew it! :P

<PeterCook> I HAD A PROCTOLOGY CHECK BEFORE GOING ON SAFARI
<PeterCook> NOW I NEED TO SIP A SODA AND CAMPARI

<EmileJ>    LOL! Good!
<RStiles>   LOL!

<Brady>     I'M SURE IT'S NOT NICE WHEN THEY STICK THEIR HAND UP THERE
<Brady>     BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT, WHY SHOULD I CARE?
<Brady>     IT'S YOUR PROBLEM AS A MAN, AND PERSONALLY I CONFESS
<Brady>     I DON'T THINK IT MUCH COMPARES TO PREGNANCY AND PMS!

<PeterCook> BRILLIANT!

<EmileJ>    LOL!
<RStiles>   LOL!! Woowoo!
<EmileJ>    Great one!! :)
<Brady>     *giggles* I couldn't resist!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Brady, RStiles
Scene:   RStiles thinks she is a computer chip in Japan.

<Imagine Japanese music in background>

<RStiles>   DOCTOR DOCTOR... HELP ME PLEASE
<RStiles>   I HAVE A PROBLEM, AND ITS WRITTEN IN JAPANESE
<RStiles>   I THINK I'M CHEAPLY MADE, AND IF I DON'T GET FIXED... I'LL
            BREAK DOWN, OK?
<RStiles>   OH YES DOC.. I THINK I'M A DAMN COMPUTER CHIP!!

* RStiles had no idea how to squeeze that in there!

<RStiles>   LOL!
<PeterCook> LOL! Very good!

<Brady>     WELL I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT YOU'RE A SILLY DIP
<Brady>     STILL IT IS UNUSUAL TO THINK YOU'RE A COMPUTER CHIP
<Brady>     BUT BEING CONNECTED HAS ADVANTAGES, IT'S REALLY NOT A SIN
<Brady>     GO FIND YOURSELF A CUTE HARD DRIVE AND PLUG YOURSELF IN.

<RStiles>   LOL!!!
<EmileJ>    LOL! Naughty computer joke! LOL!
<Brady>     I agree, rhyming chip was annoying ...
<PeterCook> Ohhh Jess another triumph my dear
<Brady>     But of course Emile! I got enough of the nerd factor in me to
            know dirty computer jokes! *G*

* EmileJ marvels at Jess's excellent singing ability!

<Brady>     ta Dean!
<Brady>     ta Emile! :)

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Brady, Dr_Moch
Scene:   Brady thinks she is a dog in China.

<Imagine Chinese music in background>

<Brady>     WELL YOU KNOW ABOUT MYSELF I'M NOT REALLY SURE
<Brady>     CAUSE NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE WHEN I SHED MY FUR
<Brady>     AND WHEN I ASK THEM TO PET ME THEY RUN AWAY
<Brady>     NO ONE SEEMS TO BELIEVE I'M A DOG LIKE I SAY.

<RStiles>   Hehehe!
<Philamarr> LOL!
<RStiles>   Where's the Chinese? =o)
<Brady>     Country isn't necessarily in the song ... think some of the
            songs they've done :)

<Dr_Moch>   NOW, YOU SAY YOU A DOG, AND THAT I CAN SEE
<Dr_Moch>   YOU COVERED WITH FUR OVER YOUR BODY
<Dr_Moch>   BUT YOU ROOK RIKE A VERY NICE GIRL
<Dr_Moch>   SO NOW GO FIND A LAP, AND IN IT YOU SHOULD CURL!

<RStiles>   Sounds like a dirty movie =o)
<Brady>     Rook rike??? Cool! :)
<RStiles>   Haha!
<Brady>     Yeah, I shoulda put a bitch joke in there but I couldn't think
            that much :)
<RStiles>   Haha!

* Brady gets a REALLY wicked grin and looks for an appropriate lap
* RStiles applauds

<Philamarr> ROTFL!
<Brady>     *LOL* Good one Emile!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Dr_Moch, Philamarr
Scene:   Philammar can't stop sneezing, in Russia.

<Imagine Russian music in background>

<Dr_Moch>   VUT CAN I DO FOR YOU, TODAY?

<Philamarr> DOCTOR, OH HELP ME! lISTEN TO ME PLEASE!
<Philamarr> EVERY TIME I GO TO BREATHE ALL I DO IS SNEEZE!
<Philamarr> IT ISN'T SO BAD, I AM LIVING IN RUSSIA
<Philamarr> THIS  REALLY REALLY HURTS, BUT I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YA!
            AAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<Dr_Moch>   BLESS YOU!
<Philamarr> THANK YOU, DOC!

<Dr_Moch>   THE CAUSE OF YOUR SNEEZING IS VERY HARD TO SEE
<Dr_Moch>   COULD BE POLLEN, COULD BE PEPPER, COULD BE M.T.V.
<Dr_Moch>   BUT HERE IN MOTHER RUSSIA, WE DO KNOW HOW IT GOES
<Dr_Moch>   SO JUST TALK TO MY GUARD AND LET HIM CUT OFF YOUR NOSE!
<Dr_Moch>   HAI!

<Brady>     LOL to you both!!
<Philamarr> Hehe!
<Philamarr> Yay!
<Kiniski>   Hee hee!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Dr_Moch, Proops
Scene:   Proops forgot wedding anniversary in France.

<Imagine French music in background>

<Proops>    OH DOCTOR DOCTOR, HELP ME.
<Proops>    I FORGOT MY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
<Proops>    MY WIFE IS A FRENCH GIRL WHO IS ROMANTIC
<Proops>    BUT TODAY I DECIDED TO CLEAN THE ATTIC
<Proops>    SO IT GOT OUT OF MY MIND
<Proops>    MY WIFE'S LOVE IS TURNING BLIND. AIDEZ-MOI!

<Philamarr> Hehe!

<Dr_Moch>   MON DIEU!
<Dr_Moch>   I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU'D BE SO CRUEL
<Dr_Moch>   T'OUBLIE TON ANNIVERSAIRE, OH YOU ARE A FOOL!

<Proops>    JE SAIS, JE SAIS. I KNOW I BEEN A FOOL.
<Proops>    BUT I CAN REPAIR MY MISTAKE BY DOING NON-CATHOLIC THINGS
            IN THE POOL.

<Dr_Moch>   AND HERE IN LA FRANCE, MEN BUY GIFTS FOR ZE WOMAN
<Dr_Moch>   SO GIVE HER ZIS LOVELY STAINLESS STEEL CREPE PAN!

<Proops>    I must remind that it is tough to sing when you have poor
            english vocabulary.
<Dr_Moch>   You did a good job, Eva! :)

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Dr_Moch, PsychoDan
Scene:   PsychoDan has dingy whites in Australia.

<Imagine Australian music in background>

<Dr_Moch>   WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR, MATE?
<PsychoDan> 'OWDY DOC...

<PsychoDan> I'VE GOT A PROBLEM THAT'S GOING OVER MY HEAD
<PsychoDan> THESE WHITES ARE REALLY A DREAD
<PsychoDan> I'VE USED CHEER, AND TIDE, AND BOUNCE, AND ALL
<PsychoDan> AND YET THERE'S STILL STAINS ON MY OVERALLS

<Joanne>    LOL!
<Mrs_Tony>  LOL!! Yuck!
<MrsHugh>   Ewww!

<Dr_Moch>   YOU KNOW, MATE, YOU'RE RIGHT, I CAN SEE IT'S TRUE
<Dr_Moch>   YOUR CLOTHES, THEY'RE ONLY FIT NOW FOR A BLOODY KANGAROO
<Dr_Moch>   THOSE STAINS ARE UNSIGHTLY, MATE, I DON'T MEAN TO RANT
<Dr_Moch>   SO JUST FIX 'EM UP WITH THIS CAN OF WHITE PAINT!

<Clive>     Rant and Paint? LOL
<Dr_Moch>   If you use the accent, it might work :)
<Mrs_Tony>  Hehehehehe!
<Joanne>    LOL! Yaaaaaay!!
<Clive>     =o)
<PsychoDan> I wish I could've worked in a kangaroo reference somewhere
<Mrs_Tony>  Yeah! That'll be a lot of money to Dr. Mochrie!
<Joanne>    LOL!

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Game:    Psychiatrist
Players: Dr_Moch, Mrs_Tony
Scene:   Mrs_Tony is in love with Clive in Germany.

<Imagine German music in background>

<Dr_Moch>  GUTEN ABEND, MEIN FREUND. WIE KANN ICH IHNEN HELFEN?
           (Translation: Good evening, my friend. How can I help you?)

<Mrs_Tony> HERR DOKTOR, I'VE GOT QUITE A PROBLEM
<Mrs_Tony> YOU MIGHT THINK THAT IT IS SEHR DUMB!
<Mrs_Tony> ICH LIEBE EINEN MANN WHOSE HEAD IST BRIGHT
<Mrs_Tony> WIE LEIBEN EN DER HUETE UND LEIBEN IN DER NIGHT

<Cured_Dan> Gotta love the word "Herr". Although it's kinda ironic
            considering what she's in love with!
<Joanne>    LOL!!
<dfw>       Hehehe!
<Dr_Moch>   LOL!

<Dr_Moch>   JA, JA, I SEE THAT YOU ARE IN AN AWFUL BIND
<Dr_Moch>   THE PROBLEM WITH HERR CLIVE IS HE'S SO BALD IT MAKES YOU BLIND
<Dr_Moch>   YOU MAY BE TAUNTED BY EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT PASSES
<Dr_Moch>   BUT WHEN YOU'RE WITH LIEBE CLIVE, JUST WEAR A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES!

<Mrs_Tony>  Hmm..what rhymes with passes? LOL! LOL! He's my cuddly assassin!
<Joanne>    LOL!
<Mrs_Tony>  Bravo Emile! It'll take me a while to get a hold of the singing
            games!
<Dr_Moch>   Danke, mein liebes. 
<Mrs_Tony>  Biete!

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