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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
                               WLIIA Chat Games
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                                   NEWSFLASH   
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Game:    Newsflash
Players: Cwej, EmileJ, JoeIsham, Locknestr
Scene:   EmileJ is the reporter, Cwej, JoeIsham and Locknestr are in the
         studio. The film in the background is "footage from Kwik Witz".

<JoeIsham>  EMILE, CAN YOU POSSIBLY DESCRIBE WHAT'S GOING ON?
<EmileJ>    WELL, JOE, LINZ, IT'S VERY HARD TO STAY PROFESSIONAL IN THE
            MIDST OF THIS CHAOS! I AM IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE!
<Locknestr> AS YOU SHOULD BE!  HAVE YOU SEEN ANY CELEBRITIES?
<EmileJ>    NOT AS OF YET, LINZ. THE CLOSEST I'VE COME TO IS THE FIFTH
            COUSIN OF THE BROTHER OF THE UNCLE TWICE REMOVED OF BOZO THE
            CLOWN! BUT NO ONE ELSE HAS BEEN IN MY GENERAL VICINITY.
<JoeIsham>  THAT'S WHAT WE'VE HEARD. I CAN TELL THE EXCITEMENT IS DYING DOWN.
<EmileJ>    WELL, IT STARTED DYING DOWN ONCE THE BEER SUPPLY DWINDLED TO
            NOTHING! OH, THE HORROR!

<Locknestr> *g*

<EmileJ>    AND NOT ONLY THAT, WE WERE DOWN TO OUR LAST TWO HUNDRED BAGS OF
            NACHOS!
<Locknestr> THAT'S REALLY HORRIBLE, IS THAT THE ONLY THING WORTH SEEING?
<EmileJ>    WELL, UNLESS YOU COUNT THE PARADE OF NUDE CIRCUS MIDGETS. BUT
            THAT'S HITTING BELOW THE BELT!
<JoeIsham>  DO YOU THINK THEY NEED BEER TO GO WITH THAT, OR IS IT JUST
            NATURALLY BAD?
<EmileJ>    ARE YOU KIDDING ME? BEER WITHOUT NACHOS IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT...
            THAT THING IN THE SKY THAT SHINES DOWN!

<Locknestr> *LOL*

<JoeIsham>  ED, FROM 'TELETUBBIES'?
<EmileJ>    THAT'S THE ONE! I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S HELL OUT HERE! I DON'T KNOW
            HOW MUCH MORE I CAN STAND!
<Locknestr> SPEAKING OF THE TELETUBBIES, ARE THEY MUCH COMPETITTION?
<EmileJ>    OH, ABSOLUTELY, LINZ! I MEAN, NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SO
            MUCH ACTION FROM FOUR BLOBBY CHARACTERS WITH STRANGE APPENDAGES
            COMING OUT OF THEIR HEADS! IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU UP THE BEND!
<Locknestr> I MEAN IN THE EARLY "BEFORE ANYONE'S AWAKE" TIMESLOT
<EmileJ>    OH, YOU MEAN 10 AM?
<Locknestr> I WAS THINKING EARLIER, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH!

<Locknestr> Geez, I'm running out of ideas!
<JoeIsham>  Same here!

<Cwej>      JOHN JONES HERE, NBC TONIGHT. DID THE TELETUBBIES QUICKLY FIND
            NEW USES FOR THOSE APPENDAGES?
<JoeIsham>  SO EMILE, DOES ED, THE SUN, SET IN THE WEST?
<EmileJ>    IT SURE DOES JOE, AND HE RISES IN MY EX-WIFE'S BED EVERY MORNING!
            NOT THAT I'M BITTER OR ANYTHING....I NEVER KNEW MY SHOW WAS SO
            POPULAR!
<Cwej>      AND YET SOME PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT "PREDICTABLE" AND "TOO WELL
            PLANNED". WHY IS THAT?
<EmileJ>    WELL THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE TELETUBBIES ATTEMPT TO DO
            IMPROV!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<EmileJ>    AFTER ALL, THEIR NEW SHOW'S CALLED "PO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

<Locknestr> No!
<EmileJ>    Yeesh. ;-) Am I remotely close? Does it involve said Teletubbies?
<Locknestr> No.

<Cwej>      DO YOU THINK SOME OF THESE TELETUBBIES MIGHT GO ON TO A CAREER
            IN REAL IMPROV?
<EmileJ>    I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION.
<Locknestr> THIS IMPROV SHOW YOU SPEAK OF, IS IT PRERECORDED? 
<EmileJ>    NO, IT'S LIVE, LIVE, LIVE! LIKE THE FIVE-YEAR-OLD POTATO SALAD
            IN MY REFRIGERATOR!

<Locknestr> Ewwwww!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<EmileJ>    Hey, I'm just going on a wing and a prayer here....well, I'm
            winging anyway...

<Locknestr> MAY I ASK AGAIN, HAVE YOU SEEN ANY CELEBRITIES SUCH AS RON WEST,
            OR DENNY SIEGEL, OR EVEN WAYNE BRADY?
<EmileJ>    I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY WHOSE LINE PLAYERS IN THE VICINITY OF THE
            TELETUBBIES. NOT THAT THEY HAVEN'T BEEN INVITED TO APPEAR ON
            THEIR SHOW. THEY JUST HAD OTHER PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENTS.

<Gregsgirl> *g*
<Locknestr> No! Get Teletubbies out of your head!
<EmileJ>    Can you tell i'm losing it? ;-) It's all Joe's fault ;-)

<JoeIsham>  SORRY, I'M BACK, I JUST HAD TO LOOK AT MY SCRIPTS...

<Locknestr> Good one!
<Gregsgirl> *g* Come on, Emile! LOL!!
<Locknestr> Think about it Em, what do those players have in common?

<EmileJ>    WELL, I'D LIKE TO STAY, BUT "KWIK WITZ" IS ON IN A FEW MINUTES.
            DID YOU KNOW THE TELETUBBIES ARE THEIR NUMBER ONE FANS? THAT
            EXPLAINS A HELL OF A LOT!

<Locknestr> BBBZZZZZZZ!  Thank you! =)
<Gregsgirl> Yay!
<JoeIsham>  Whew!
<Locknestr> =)
<EmileJ>    Thankew thankew! *collapses*
<JoeIsham>  Okay, I officially suck at this game. :)
<EmileJ>    Not as sucky as me :)
<Gregsgirl> Aww Joe, u don't! :o) None of u do! :o)          

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