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                             IRISH DRINKING SONG
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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: Bremner, GypsyJr, Mochrie, Ryan_S
Topic:   American Television

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Bremner>   I'M WATCHING THE OLD BOOB TUBE
<GypsyJr>   AND WHAT DID I SEE
<Mochrie>   I SAW THIS PROGRAM ON THERE
<Ryan_S>    I LIKED IT, YES SIREE
<Bremner>   IT WAS THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW
<GypsyJr>   I WATCHED IT ALL NIGHT LONG
<Mochrie>   THEY ALL THREW CHAIRS AND FLOWERS
<Ryan_S>    THEN I SANG A SONG!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<GypsyJr>   Heehee!

<GypsyJr>   OH I LOVE THOSE TV SITCOMS
<Mochrie>   LIKE FRIENDS AND CHEERS AND SUCH
<Ryan_S>    BUT THERE'S ONE I REALLY FANCY
<Bremner>   WHEN I WATCH, MYSELF I TOUCH

<GypsyJr>   LOL!
<Mochrie>   Ev!! :-P
<Ryan_S>    LOL!!

<GypsyJr>   IT STARS THAT ONE REAL TALL GUY 
<Mochrie>   HE'S FUNNY THROUGH AND THROUGH

* Mochrie wonders where this line will go. ;-)

<GypsyJr>   Heeheehee!

<Ryan_S>    ONE DAY I DREAM HE'LL SAY TO ME:
<Bremner>   WHY CAN'T I GET WITH DREW?

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Gregsgirl> Alan dreams about Ryan?... interesting.
<GypsyJr>   Hahah!
<Ryan_S>    :)
<jen_gurl>  LOL!

<Mochrie>   I WATCHED THAT THERE "SURVIVOR" SHOW
<Ryan_S>    THEY ALL WERE EATIN' RATS
<Bremner>   AND THEN CONNIVING RICHARD WON
<GypsyJr>   HE ONLY WORE A HAT

* GypsyJr was hoping she'd be able to use that :>

<Bremner>   LOL!
<Ryan_S>    Wooo!

<Mochrie>   AND THEN I WATCHED THAT "MILLIONAIRE"
<Ryan_S>    AND GUESS WHO I SAW THERE
<Bremner>   CLIVE ANDERSON WON A MILLION BUCKS
<GypsyJr>   AND HE BOUGHT SOME HAIR!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Mochrie>   LOL!!!!!
<Ryan_S>    Wheeee!

* GypsyJr grins.

<Ryan_S>    MOST OF THESE SHOWS ARE SO BAD
<Bremner>   THEY GIVE US A BAD NAME
<GypsyJr>   WISH I HAD SOMETHING ELSE TO DO 
<Mochrie>   IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE
<Ryan_S>    BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THEM
<Bremner>   PUTTIN' ASSES IN THE SEATS
<GypsyJr>   THEY MAKE A LOTTA MONEY
<Mochrie>   FROM ALL THOSE DAMN REPEATS!!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<GypsyJr>   That it?
<Mochrie>   Yep!!
<Bremner>   That was GREAT!
<Ryan_S>    Yay us! LOL!
<GypsyJr>   Yaaaaaaay! :) 
<Yenta>     You guys rock!

* GypsyJr hugs everyone.

<Mochrie>   See Beck, you did just fine!!
<GypsyJr>   That wasn't so bad! :)
<Gregsgirl> bye evan
<Mochrie>   It's a lot easier than hoedown! You have to do only one line! :)
<GypsyJr>   I'm amazed, it even made me feel better :)

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: Meskimen, Mochrie, Stiles, Sweeney
Topic:   Christmas

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Meskimen> I WAS OUT AT THE MALL TODAY
<Mochrie>  TO BUY SOME CHRISTMAS GIFTS
<Stiles>   I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY
<Sweeney>  OUT OF MY POCKETS IT ALL DID SIFT
<Meskimen> I WENT TO THE CD STORE
<Mochrie>  AND BOUGHT SOME DISCS AND TAPES
<Stiles>   BUT WHEN I GAVE THE CLERK MY CREDIT CARD
<Sweeney>  SHE TAUNTED ME WITH JAPES!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Meskimen> What??? What are japes?
<Mochrie>  LOL!
<Sweeney>  Taunting remarks, I think.
<Mochrie>  Yep.
<Meskimen> Ah.

<Mochrie>  I LOVE THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
<Stiles>   IT MAKES ME FEEL SO GLAD
<Sweeney>  WITH ALL THE SANTAS AT THE MALL
<Meskimen> I THINK ONE OF THEM IS BRAD!

<Mochrie>  LOL!
<Stiles>   LOL!
<Sweeney>  LOL!

<Mochrie>  I WENT AND SAT UPON HIS LAP
<Stiles>   AND TOLD HIM THAT I HAD BEEN GOOD
<Sweeney>  SO HE LIFTED UP HIS SHIRT
<Meskimen> LIKE ALL GOOD SANTAS SHOULD ;)

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Stiles>   LOL!
<Mochrie>  Thought you'd bring in Sherwood. ;-)
<Meskimen> Tried. ;)
<Mochrie>  "...and showed his chest made of Sher-wood... ;-)"
<Meskimen> That's good. That is why you and not I am the IRC king. :)

<Stiles>   WHEN CHRISTMAS MORNING COMES
<Sweeney>  OH BOY I'LL BE A WRECK
<Meskimen> I'LL HAVE A GREAT BIG HEADACHE
<Mochrie>  WHEN I WRITE MY VISA CHEQUE

<Sweeney>  Good!
<Stiles>   I was waiting for a cheque reference there....

<Stiles>   I HOPE THE KIDS ENJOY THEIR TOYS
<Sweeney>  I'M SURE IT WILL BE FUN
<Meskimen> AND WHEN THE DAY IS OVER
<Mochrie>  THEY'LL BE BROKEN ONE BY ONE!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Meskimen> *L*
<Stiles>   LOL...what, Jeff? The kids or the toys? *g*
<Mochrie>  LOL!!!!
<Meskimen> That was Em, not me!

* Mochrie is busting a gut now.

<Stiles>   Oops, sorry Jeff...toys or kids, Em? :)
<Mochrie>  Both! :)
<Stiles>   LOL...how true it is! :)

<Sweeney>  NOW, I KNOW THAT LOVE AND GOOD CHEER
<Meskimen> ARE ABUNDANT AT THIS TIME...
<Mochrie>  BUT THE WAY THE PEOPLE CARRY ON
<Stiles>   WHEN I DON'T HAVE A DIME
<Sweeney>  WHY DON'T THEY QUIT THEIR PARTIES
<Meskimen> AND HAND ME THE BOOZE
<Mochrie>  AND AFTER EATING ALL THAT FRUITCAKE
<Stiles>   I PUKED ON SOMEONE'S SHOES

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
           OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<Meskimen> LOL!
<Stiles>   Did I just say that??
<Meskimen> Well we got through it :)
<Mochrie>  That's exactly what I was hoping you'd say!
<Stiles>   Woo, we did it! :)
<Mochrie>  And it was marginally better than the other one we attempted
           tonite ;-) LOL!
<Meskimen> But nowhere near the other one :)
<Mochrie>  LOL! that one was a classic. What can I say, the stars were in
           alignment for that one. :) Everything fit in so well.

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: GregP, GypsyJr, Meskimen, Mochrie
Topic:   Elections

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)
          
<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<GregP>     OH, TODAY'S ELECTION DAY...
<GypsyJr>   I AM FILLED WITH GLEE
<Meskimen>  I'M VOTING HERE IN FLORIDA 

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<GregP>     LOL!

<Mochrie>   AT MY RETIREMENT HOME BY THE SEA
<GregP>     I'M GONNA VOTE FOR GORE
<GypsyJr>   BECAUSE HE'S A SWELL GUY!
<Meskimen>  THIS BALLOT IS CONFUSING, THOUGH...
<Mochrie>   I THINK I'M GONNA CRY

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Mochrie>   *lame lame lame*
<Gregsgirl> WD! :o)
<Meskimen>  LOL!
<GregP>     Yay!

<GypsyJr>   OHHH IT'S MY FIRST ELECTION
<Meskimen>  I WANT MY VOTE TO COUNT
<Mochrie>   I FILLED MY BALLOT PROUDLY
<GregP>     AND LIT IT ON THE MOUNT

<Meskimen>  *L*
<GregP>     What else rhymes with 'count'??????
<Stiles>    LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Hehehe!

<GypsyJr>   BUT WHEN THE RESULTS CAME IN
<Meskimen>  I FOUND THAT I'D DONE WRONG
<Mochrie>   AND BECAUSE OF MY MISTAKE
<GregP>     JEB BUSH NOW WEARS A THONG

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<GypsyJr>   Hahah!!
<Mochrie>   LOL!!!! Jeb?
<Meskimen>  What??? LOL!
<GypsyJr>   GW's bro.
<Meskimen>  His brother the Gov, Em!
<Gregsgirl> I was thinking schlong but thong works!
<GypsyJr>   Eww Ang! :> 

<Meskimen>  WHY DID THEY PUT AL NEXT TO PAT?
<Mochrie>   IT REALLY MAKES NO SENSE
<GregP>     I LOOK AT THEIR POSITIONS
<GypsyJr>   IT MAKES ME RATHER TENSE

<Gregsgirl> WD!
<GregP>     Very!
<Mochrie>   LOL!

<Meskimen>  FOUR YEARS OF BUSH? I'M SHAKING NOW
<Mochrie>   AND I JUST CAN'T STAND NADER

* Mochrie hopes the rhyme he's thinking of comes to fruition :)

<Gregsgirl> *snicker*
<GypsyJr>   Great, I have to rhyme nader now! :> 

<GregP>     I JUST MAY MOVE TO CANADA
<GypsyJr>   AND FIND A GIRL AND DATE HER! 

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

* GypsyJr goes to hide in the corner

<GypsyJr>   Baaaaaaaad rhyme!
<Mochrie>   LOL, not quite what I had in mind.
<Meskimen>  Were you perhaps thinking of "Vader", Em? :)
<Mochrie>   If anyone cared, I thought 'Or vote for Deidrich Bader!'
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Meskimen>  Oh.
<Gregsgirl> Well Jeff and i were thinking Darth Vader, LOL!
<GypsyJr>   This game's going well tonight!

<Mochrie>   NOW THEY HAVE TO RECOUNT THE VOTES
<GregP>     AND IT MAY NEVER END
<GypsyJr>   I REALLY HOPE THE RIGHT GUY WINS
<Meskimen>  LIKE HARVEY, MY BEST FRIEND!

<GypsyJr>   Why am i not suprised? :>
<GregP>     Woohoo! Elect the rabbit!
<Mochrie>   LOL!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<Mochrie>   AND WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE
<GregP>     SOMEONE WILL LEAD OUR LAND

<Mochrie>   ABC censors on standby!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<GypsyJr>   I HOPE HE'LL DO A DARN GOOD JOB
<Meskimen>  AND THIS SYSTEM WILL GET CANNED!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<GregP>     Good thought, Jeff!
<Gregsgirl> I'll have to try this game next time!
<Mochrie>   LOL!
<GypsyJr>   Good job guys! :) The game WORKED tonight! :) 

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: D_Siegel, HqnDemon, Izzard, Pookie
Topic:   Emile

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<D_Siegel> OH, EM'S A GREAT WHOSER!
<HqnDemon> WITH A MOUSTACHE ON HIS LIP!
<Izzard>   HE MAKES ALL THE TYPOS
<Pookie>   AND LIKES TO SOMETIMES WEAR A SLIP!

<Izzard>   LOL!
<EmileJ>   Slip??? Yes, my lovely Freudian slip to be exact.
<Pookie>   Dat's right. ;)
<EmileJ>   Now where did I put my Mary Poopins video...
<Izzard>   LOL!

<D_Siegel> BUT THAT'S USUALLY HIS OTHER PERSONA...
<HqnDemon> WHO WE DON'T SEE TOO MUCH
<Izzard>   BUT WHEN SHE DOES COME IN 
<Pookie>   WE ALLLLL WANT TO TOUCH!!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Izzard>   LOL!
<HqnDemon> ooooOOOOhhhhh!
<D_Siegel> *gi* Uh.... no... :)
<EmileJ>   Um, hands off the merchandise, ladies. I'm fragile. Handle with
           care.
<Pookie>   Lying! All of you! I've seen Ang drooling! :)
<D_Siegel> *LOL*
<Izzard>   U bruise it u bought it! ;o)
<Pookie>   Handling Emile's package? Hehe! *snicker*
<D_Siegel> Special delivery!

<HqnDemon> EMILE DOES THE GAMES LOG
<Izzard>   AND EDITS ALL OUR STUFF
<Pookie>   HE DOES A WONDERFUL JOB
<D_Siegel> WE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH...

<Izzard>   Woo!
<Pookie>   Hehe nice rhyme! :)

<HqnDemon> WE CHAT WITH HIM IN IRC
<Izzard>   AND SOME WHOSERS GET TO SEE HIM LIVE
<Pookie>   HE'S THE COOLEST GUY AROUND
<D_Siegel> AND HE'S GOT MORE HAIR THEN CLIVE!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Izzard>   LOL!
<EmileJ>   LOL! Woo!!
<Pookie>   LOL!
<EmileJ>   Bext verse! Mext even...next even!!
<Izzard>   *snicker*
<D_Siegel> LMAO!
<HqnDemon> Em is feeling vext :-)
<Izzard>   Heheheh, what was i saying bout typos?.... ;o)

<Izzard>   WE KNOW HE'S OUR OTHER COLIN
<Pookie>   CAUSE HE'S GOT DINO INSIDE HIM
<D_Siegel> AND IT SHOWS UP AT ODD TIMES...

<EmileJ>   LOL, good luck with the rhyme ;-)
<Pookie>   LOL!

<HqnDemon> AND WE SAY, "HE'S EXTINCT, JIM!"

<Izzard>   LOL! *g*
<Pookie>   Hehehe niiice! ;)
<EmileJ>   LOL, good one!

<Izzard>   SO HERE'S TO OUR FRIEND EM
<Pookie>   A PACKAGED TIT TASSEL

<Izzard>   Wot?? ;o)
<Pookie>   Hehe dont ask! :)

<D_Siegel> HOPE YOU USE IT WELL...
<HqnDemon> AND IT GIVES YOU NO HASSLE!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Izzard>   LOL!
<Pookie>   Hehe, niiiiiiice
<EmileJ>   Um....okay... :)

<Pookie>   I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM IN PERSON
<D_Siegel> BECAUSE HE'S REALLY SWELL

<Izzard>   Uh oh! ;o)
<D_Siegel> *S*

<HqnDemon> HE'S A SWEET GUY FROM SARNIA
<Izzard>   AND HE NEVER EVER SMELLS!

* Pookie wouldn't know. ;)

<EmileJ>   LOL, thanks....really....*sniffs* Mmm! Sea otter!!
<Izzard>   np! ;o)
<D_Siegel> *LOL*
<Izzard>   LOL!
<HqnDemon> *L*, nope, he *is* sweet!
<Pookie>   LOL!

<Pookie>   SO HERE'S TO EWE EMILEK/J
<D_Siegel> AND ALL THE STUFF YOU DO...

<Izzard>   *gulp*
<D_Siegel> *S*

<HqnDemon> YOU KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE OUR LOVE
<Izzard>   AND ALWAYS SEE US THROUGH! (what were *u* lot thinking??)

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
           OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

* EmileJ gives everyone a great big hug.
* watching claps.

<EmileJ>   Awww....
<D_Siegel> Whooo!! *S*
<HqnDemon> Yay!
<EmileJ>   You guys are too great for words.
<Pookie>   Yeeeeehaaaaa!
<Izzard>   Good game! Not bad...I'm scared. ;o)
<Pookie>   Hehe *higs back* LOL!

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: Bremner, GypsyJr, JoeIsham, OtherGreg, Yeti_Em
Topic:   Children 

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            
<Bremner>   OH, I HATE LITTLE CHILDREN
<GypsyJr>   THEY REALLY DRIVE ME NUTS
<JoeIsham>  THEY MAKE A MESS OF EVERYTHING...
            
<Yeti_Em>   Gee thanks for the rhyme, hehe...

* GypsyJr whispers in emile's ear

<Yeti_Em>   No helping!

* Bremner thinks of a non-scatological rhyme.
* jk would just use the scatological one. :)
            
<Yeti_Em>   I REALLY HATE THEIR GUTS...
            
<GypsyJr>   *applauds*
            
<Bremner>   THEY PISS AND MOAN AND WHINE ALL DAY
<GypsyJr>   I WISH THEY'D JUST SHUT UP
<JoeIsham>  BUT THEN THEY'D PLAY THEIR MUSIC...
            
<Yeti_Em>   Sigh...here I go again...
<GypsyJr>   Sorry!
<Bremner>   Hint: 'poop' is not a rhyme :-)
<Yeti_Em>   Shaddup!
<GypsyJr>   LOL!
             
<Yeti_Em>   NOW MY EARS ARE ALL CUT UP!
            
<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            
<Yeti_Em>   *helpless shrug*
<JoeIsham>  Not bad.
<GypsyJr>   I was gonna do a different line but i don't think it woulda been
            easier to rhyme.
           
<GypsyJr>   OH I KNEW A KID ONCE
<JoeIsham>  HE REALLY WAS A SIGHT
<Yeti_Em>   HE WORE THE SAME CLOTHES EVERY DAY
<Bremner>   HE SMELLED LIKE TWIGLETS MIGHT...
           
<GypsyJr>   LOL, ewww!
<Yeti_Em>   LOL!
           
<GypsyJr>   BUT THEN I MET HIS PARENTS
<JoeIsham>  THEY MADE HIM SEEM QUITE TAME...
<Yeti_Em>   HIS DAD, HE SMOKED AND SWORE AND SPIT
<Bremner>   AND PLAYED STUPID CHAT GAMES!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<GypsyJr>   LOL!
<Yeti_Em>   LOL Ev!
<OtherGreg> Ooh, them's fightin' words.
<GypsyJr>   You read my mind ev :)

<JoeIsham>  NOW, WHEN I MET MY GIRLFRIEND,
<Yeti_Em>   I DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD A SON
<Bremner>   OR ACTUALLY, SEVENTEEN OF THEM
<GypsyJr>   IT WASN'T VERY FUN
<JoeIsham>  SO THEN, WHEN WE GOT MARRIED,
<Yeti_Em>   I SWORE WE'D HAVE NO MORE
<Bremner>   BUT I GOT HER KNOCKED UP ONE NIGHT...
            
<Yeti_Em>   *dreads the rhyme to follow*
            
<GypsyJr>   BEHIND THE GROCERY STORE!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Yeti_Em>   LOLOL!!
<OtherGreg> Hehe...
<GypsyJr>   Really? i didn:t think it was funny :/ I just really didn't want
            to use the obvious rhyme :>

[Note: OtherGreg takes over for Brem in the final verse below...]

<Yeti_Em>   EVERYONE LOVES CHILDREN
<OtherGreg> BUT SOME IN A BAD WAY
<GypsyJr>   I FIND THEM REALLY CREEPY
<JoeIsham>  WHEN THEY GO OUT TO PLAY

* GypsyJr had childhood trauma involving children... figure that one out...

<OtherGreg> Everyone had childhood trauma involving children... that's what
            childhood is...

<Yeti_Em>   I SEE THEM AT THE PLAYGROUND
<OtherGreg> AND ON THE MONKEY BARS
<GypsyJr>   I SAW A REALLY FREAKY KID
<JoeIsham>  GET HIT BY SEVEN CARS!

<GypsyJr>   On the monkey bars?
<OtherGreg> Why not?
<JoeIsham>  He was a really out-of-control driver!
<GypsyJr>   Sure if the monkey bars were in the middle of the freeway! :) 

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: Bremner, jk, JoeIsham, LisaWoob
Topic:   Applying to university / college

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Bremner>  I'VE GOT THE HIGHEST G.P.A
<jk>       THE HIGHEST IN MY CLASS...
<JoeIsham> AND THAT MEANS EVERYBODY

<EmileJ>  Uh oh.....ABC censor on standby!

<LisaWoob> THEY WANT TO KICK MY ASS!
<Bremner>  I'M PRESIDENT OF EVERY CLUB
<jk>       I'M PART OF EVERY TEAM
<JoeIsham> SO WHEN I GO TO COLLEGE
<LisaWoob> I'LL NEVER HAVE TO DREAM!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<LisaWoob> Crap that sucked :P
<EmileJ>   LOL! Hey everyone's entitled to one lame line ;-) Lord knows I've
           had my share!

<jk>       OH, I'VE APPLIED TO 80 SCHOOLS
<JoeIsham> THEY'RE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE
<LisaWoob> I LIKE ONE RIGHT BY SARNIA
<Bremner>  EXCEPT FOR THE SULFURIC AIR!

<jk>       LOL!
<LisaWoob> Teehee!
<EmileJ>   "You're gonna get such a smack!"

<jk>       I JUST MAY GO THERE ANYWAY
<JoeIsham> BECAUSE I LIKE IT SO
<LisaWoob> I'D GET TO HANG OUT WITH EMILE
<Bremner>  EXCEPT FOR THAT, 'TWOULD SURELY BLOW!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<LisaWoob> See em, we love you :)
<Bremner>  Though we detest your town despite never having been there.

<JoeIsham> SO, WHEN I DID MY ESSAY,
<LisaWoob> I TOLD THEM I WAS GREAT
<Bremner>  AND I SPEND SO MUCH TIME STUDYING

<JoeIsham> Censor at the ready
<EmileJ>   Don't you dare!

<jk>       I'VE REALLY MASTER...ED CALCULUS

<LisaWoob> LOL!
<Bremner>  LOL!
<EmileJ>   ROFL!!!

<JoeIsham> AND SO I'M SO FRUSTRATED
<LisaWoob> I'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL!
<Bremner>  I SIT ON IRC AND CALL THEM "BABE"
<jk>       AND IT ALWAYS MAKES THEN HURL!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<LisaWoob> Teehee!
<EmileJ>   ROLF! Err....ROFL! Didn't mean to hurl there. :)
<Bremner>  Och aye, Emile!

<LisaWoob> BUT WHEN I GET TO COLLEGE
<Bremner>  I'LL BE SO VERY SMART
<jk>       I'LL GET THE GRADES, AND WIN AWARDS
<JoeIsham> I'LL KNOW IT ALL BY HEART
<LisaWoob> THE GIRLS WILL THINK I'M SEXY
<Bremner>  CAUSE I GUZZLE LOTS OF BEER
<jk>       AND SOMETIMES ON THE WEEKENDS

<EmileJ>   Uh oh.....

<JoeIsham> I MAKE OUT WITH A DEER!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
           OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<musikurt> Ugh....
<EmileJ>   JOE ISHAM!!! I am appalled!! :) I love it!
<Bremner>  It's sooooo... good
<EmileJ>   Bambi?????
<LisaWoob> Hubby!
<musikurt> Poor Bambi!
<Bremner>  Accurately describe any of your college years, anyone?
<JoeIsham> "Make out" not "make love" :) -- I do have limits. No tongue! :)

* EmileJ watches his childhood innocence disappear in a puff of smoke....

<Bremner>  Emile, you lost that when you became a Whoser
<LisaWoob> Making out involved tongue joe dear.
<EmileJ>   Joe deer?
<Bremner>  Well wouldn't that be his married name, Emile?
<EmileJ>   Alright. Are we quite finished? :)
<LisaWoob> Quite
<Bremner>  "Joe...and deer, a female deer / Made out in the Texas sunnnn..."
<JoeIsham> Just remember, you can always count on me for any innuendo ;)
<jk>       I think we were finished the minute I made Lisa rhyme "class" :)
<EmileJ>   RIFL!
<LisaWoob> Teehee
<EmileJ>   Err...ROFL!

* EmileJ puts the gun away.

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: EmileJ, JeffyB, Lisa, Locknestr
Topic:   Tennis

<EmileJ>    So we've settled on the Tennis IDS?
<Locknestr> *nods*
<JeffyB>    Yup!
<EmileJ>    Okay, I'll supply the Hidey Dideys.
<Locknestr> *gi* that's my fav part!
<Lisa>      Is that ok with Jeffy?
<JeffyB>    Yeah....let's do it!

* EmileJ changes topic to 'The Tennis Irish Drinking Snog'

<EmileJ>    Err...Song!

* EmileJ changes topic to 'The Tennis Irish Drinking Song'

<EmileJ>    There's a big difference.
<Locknestr> *gi* YES!
<GypsyJr>   LOL!
<Lisa>      LOL!
<JeffyB>    LOL!

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<EmileJ>    OH TENNIS IS A GREAT SPORT
<JeffyB>    IT GIVES YOU A WORK OUT
<Lisa>      IT BUILDS UP YOUR TWO BICEPS

<Locknestr> <------ spout? what else rhymes?
<EmileJ>    Bout, doubt...
<Lisa>      Shout, route, bout, trout...
<GypsyJr>   Bout, lout, gout...ya had to ask.. :)

<Locknestr> SO YOU LOOK GOOD NO DOUBT

* Lisa claps

<EmileJ>    YOU GRAB YOUR TENNIS RACKET
<JeffyB>    AND AT LEAST TWO OF YOUR BALLS
<Lisa>      YOU HIT YOUR BALLS IN THE AIR
<Locknestr> AND TRY TO AVOID THE FALLS!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<GypsyJr>   LOL Jeffy!
<JeffyB>    Who me?
<GypsyJr>   Yupo! :>

<JeffyB>    YOU HIT THE BALL OVER THE NET
<Lisa>      RIGHT TO THE OTHER PLAYER
<Locknestr> JUST OUT OF THEIR REACH

<EmileJ>    Oh thanks for the impossible rhyme sweetheart... :-P
<Lisa>      You're welcome angel! :)
<JeffyB>    Psst....how about the word 'FAIR'?
<EmileJ>    NO help!! :-)
<JeffyB>    But we helped Lock!
<Lisa>      But this is Emile, god of the games!

<EmileJ>    AND SMACK THE HEAD OF THE MAYOR... ;-p

<Locknestr> *gi*

<JeffyB>    YOU SCREAM AT THE REF
<Lisa>      BECAUSE HIS CALL IS BAD
<Locknestr> AS WELL AS HIS EYE SIGHT...
<EmileJ>    CAUSE IT'S JOHN MACINROE'S DAD!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Lisa>      MY BALLS ARE VERY FUZZY
<Locknestr> AND SORTA WARM TO THE TOUCH
<EmileJ>    WHEN THEY FLY OVER THE NET
<JeffyB>    WITH THE POWER OF A DUTCH

<JeffyB>    I tried.
<EmileJ>    LOL Jeffy!

<Lisa>      I HIT IT WITH MY RACQUET
<Locknestr> JUST LOOK AT IT GO!
<EmileJ>    THE OTHER GUY WON'T STAND A CHANCE
<JeffyB>    AND CALLS ME A 'HO'

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Lisa>      *giggle*

<Locknestr> NOW I'M READY TO SERVE AN ACE
<EmileJ>    I'LL GIVE IT ALL I'VE GOT
<JeffyB>    I TAKE CAREFUL AIM
<Lisa>      AND THINK OF TY - HE'S HOT!

<Locknestr> Whoo!
<Lisa>      We now have an ids about ty :)

<Locknestr> BUT DON'T YOU GET DISTRACTED!
<EmileJ>    YOU NEED TO CONCENTRATE

<EmileJ>    Careful...
<Locknestr> Oh no em! *gi*

<JeffyB>    WHEN THAT BALLS GO FLYING
<Lisa>      THEY HIT CLIVE'S SHINY PATE!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<Locknestr> *gi*
<EmileJ>    Woo!
<Lisa>      We survived!
<Locknestr> Just barely ;)
<Lisa>      Em - I expected you to be mean to me!
<EmileJ>    LOL
<Lisa>      Thanks for being a sweetheart :)

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: Chippette, Mochrie, OtherGreg, Ryan_S
Topic:   Canada

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Chippette> CANADA'S A BIG COUNTRY
<Mochrie>   ABOVE THE U.S.A
<OtherGreg> IT'S FILLED WITH BURLY WOMEN
<Ryan_S>    AND POLITE GENTLEMAN, EH?

<Gregsgirl> I thought that was Russia...

* OtherGreg blushes.

<Chippette> THE PEOPLE ARE CALLED CANUCKS
<Mochrie>   THOUGH I FIND IT RATHER STRANGE
<OtherGreg> 'CAUSE THE DEER ARE CANUCKS ALSO
<Ryan_S>    THEY DON'T HAVE MUCH WORD RANGE!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Mochrie>   THE COUNTRY'S GOT TEN PROVINCES
<OtherGreg> AND TWO TERRITORIES

<Mochrie>   LOL, actually 3 now counting Nunavut.
<OtherGreg> Yeah, I know...
<Ryan_S>    I want none of it
          
<Ryan_S>    EACH ONE HAS IT'S OWN FLOWER
<Chippette> AND LOTS OF LAVORATORIES!
<Mochrie>   I SPENT THE WEEK IN NUNAVUT
<OtherGreg> AND THOUGH IT NEVER THAWED
<Ryan_S>    I STILL WORE MY SUMMER CLOTHES
<Chippette> EVERYONE OOHED AND AAHED!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Mochrie>   LOL!
<Ryan_S>    Hehe.
<Chippette> Yay, I made good rhymes! :)

<OtherGreg> THEY'VE ALSO GOT QUEBECOIS
<Ryan_S>    THOSE FRENCH ARE REALLY ODD
<Chippette> THEY SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
<Mochrie>   WITH 20 WAYS TO SAY "OH GOD"
<OtherGreg> THEY HAVE TO WITH THE WEATHER
<Ryan_S>    IT'S WET EVERY OTHER DAY
<Chippette> IT'S ALSO VERY VERY COLD
<Mochrie>   "OH MERDE" IS ALL THEY SAY!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Ryan_S>    LOL!

<Ryan_S>    WHAT I LIKE 'BOUT CANADA
<Chippette> IS THE MIGHTY GROUP OF WHOSERS
<Mochrie>   WHO HABITATE ACROSS THIS LAND
<OtherGreg> IT HELPS THAT WE'RE ALL BOOZERS.

<Ryan_S>    Hehe! ;)

<Ryan_S>    BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING...

<Chippette> There's something important about canada? Hmmm...
<Ryan_S>    :p

<Chippette> IS THAT THERE'S LOTS OF BEAVERS
<Mochrie>   WE'RE FULL OF THOSE LITTLE BUGGERS
<OtherGreg> EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ALL TEASERS

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!

<OtherGreg> Read into that however you want...
<Chippette> I was planning on it ;)
<Ryan_S>    :) Yay us!

* Chippette claps

<Gregsgirl> wd!
<Ryan_S>    You do a good impersonation of all of us singing at once, Emile!  ;)
<OtherGreg> That was odd...
<Chippette> It's always odd greg ;)
<Mochrie>   I'm Shocked we never got in Canada's official food! POUTINE!
<Ryan_S>    Ewwww!

* OtherGreg slaps self

<OtherGreg> Not the poutine!
<Chippette> Didn't even think abuot it!
<OtherGreg> I'll whip up a batch of poutine as punishment.
<Chippette> I've never had poutine..

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: GypsyJr, Meskimen, Mochrie, Ryan_S
Topic:   Laundry

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<GypsyJr>  OH I WENT TO DO MY LAUNDRY
<Meskimen> AT THE LOCAL LAUNDROMAT
<Mochrie>  I TOOK MY BAG OF CLOTHES WITH ME
<Ryan_S>   AND ALSO BROUGHT MY CAT

<Mochrie>  Hehe!

<GypsyJr>  AND WHILE I WAITED FOR MY WASH
<Meskimen> A HOWL CAME FROM THE MACHINE

<GypsyJr>  Oh dear... :>

<Mochrie>  I WENT OVER TO INVESTIGATE
<Ryan_S>   AND MY CAT WAS MUCH MORE CLEAN!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Mochrie>  LOL!!

<Meskimen> I LOVE TO DO THE LAUNDRY
<Mochrie>  I LOVE TO WASH MY CLOTHES
<Ryan_S>   BUT ABOVE AND BEYOND ALL THAT
<GypsyJr>  I LOVE TO FOLD, HEAVEN KNOWS
<Meskimen> THE WOMEN, IT IMPRESSES THEM
<Mochrie>  THEY LIKE A REAL CLEAN GUY
<Ryan_S>   WHEN THEY SEE ME FOLD MY STUFF
<GypsyJr>  THEY RUN, I WONDER WHY?

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Ryan_S>   :)

<Mochrie>  OH, NO, WHERE DID MY SOCK GO
<Ryan_S>   IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO RUN AWAY
<GypsyJr>  IT WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO
<Meskimen> I'M DAFT, WHAT CAN I SAY?
<Mochrie>  OH JEEZ, NOW I'VE RUN OUT OF BLEACH
<Ryan_S>   WHAT COULD I USE INSTEAD?

<Mochrie>  *snicker*

<GypsyJr>  OH WAIT, THERE'S A VENDING MACHINE
<Meskimen> BEHIND THE CAT, WHO'S DEAD!

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Mochrie>  Awww! :(
<Meskimen> Well I figured he drank the bleach!
<Mochrie>  LOL!
<Ryan_S>   Awww, LOL!
<GypsyJr>  The poor thing already got washed! 

<Ryan_S>   I HATE GETTING STUFF DIRTY
<GypsyJr>  IT MAKES ME REALLY MAD
<Meskimen> I MEAN IT NOW... DON'T MESS WITH ME!
<Mochrie>  I'M NEAT, I'M CLEAN, I'M BAD

<Ryan_S>   LOL!
<GypsyJr>  Hehehe!

<Ryan_S>   I'M THE TOUGHEST WASHER IN HERE
<GypsyJr>  SO DON'T PUSH ME AROUND
<Meskimen> AND IF YOU TOUCH MY BORATEEM
<Mochrie>  YER ASS IS IN THE GROUND! ;-)

<All>      OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
           OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<Meskimen> LOL!
<GypsyJr>  Yaaaaaay!
<Ryan_S>   Hehe!
<Mochrie>  Woo!!!
<Meskimen> Not bad...
<Ryan_S>   Good show, old chaps!

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: D_Siegel, GypsyJr, Mochrie, Turtle
Topic:   Rivalry

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<D_Siegel>  SOME PEOPLE DISLIKE OTHER PEOPLE
<GypsyJr>   I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SHOULD
<Mochrie>   THEY'RE ALL SO DAMNED COMPETITIVE
<Turtle>    AND TO PISS ME OFF, THEY LOOK SO BLOODY GOOD
<D_Siegel>  SO WHO IS TO SAY IT'S WRONG THEN?
<GypsyJr>   WHO IS TO SAY WHAT'S RIGHT?

* D_Siegel braces for what she knows is coming....

<Mochrie>   ALL THAT I WILL SAY IS
<Turtle>    I WILL KICK THEIR ASS IN A FIGHT!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Gregsgirl> Heeheehee! ;o)
<D_Siegel>  Whew!
<Turtle>    What were *ewe* thinking Linz? :)
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<D_Siegel>  I'm so baaaaaaaaaaad! ;)

<GypsyJr>   OH I KNEW A KID IN HIGH SCHOOL
<Mochrie>   HE WASN'T VERY SMART
<Turtle>    I USED TO TEASE HIM QUITE A LOT
<D_Siegel>  I REALLY HAD NO HEART
<GypsyJr>   BUT THEN FINALLY ONE DAY
<Mochrie>   I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
<Turtle>    HE STOOD THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
<D_Siegel>  SO I SLAPPED HIS FACE WITH PIES!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Gregsgirl> Heheheh!
<Turtle>    LOL!
<Mochrie>   Heh...what has this to do with rivalry? :)
<Turtle>    Whoo knows mr mooo-chrie! :)

<Mochrie>   MY RIVAL AT THE OFFICE
<Turtle>    STOLE MY OFFICE SUPPLIES
<D_Siegel>  HE THINKS HES SO DANG SMART
<GypsyJr>   HE ALWAYS TELLS THOSE LIES
<Mochrie>   NOW HE GOT PROMOTED
<Turtle>    AND SMOKE'S COMIN' OUT MY EARS
<D_Siegel>  I DESERVED IT SO MUCH MORE
<GypsyJr>   I'VE WORKED HER FOR THIRTY YEARS!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Mochrie>   Worked her? What kind of job is this? :)
<GypsyJr>   Err, here!
<Turtle>    LOL Em! :)
<Gregsgirl> Work her baby! woo! ;o)

* Turtle works the pole!

<Turtle>    I'VE LEARNT NOT TO WORRY
<D_Siegel>  ABOUT MY CRAPPY LIFE'
<GypsyJr>   CUZ IF I WORRY TOO MUCH
<Mochrie>   I JUST MAY LOSE MY WIFE
<Turtle>    SO HERE'S TO YOU, MY FELLOW EMPLOYEE
<D_Siegel>  I PROMISE NOT TO BE BITTER
<GypsyJr>   EVEN THOUGH YOU GOT THE JOB
<Mochrie>   YOU WHINY STUPID SHITTER! ;-)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

* GypsyJr is kinda glad you didn't think of the rhyme she did :>

<Turtle>    *LOL* I had the words 'kitty litter' in my head:)
<Mochrie>   LOL! And did any of you expect me to say that? *waits for
            resounding NO!!*
<Gregsgirl> Shitter?? *gasp* I am shocked! ;o)
<Turtle>    Hehehe! No we didn't em! ;) Nice one!!
<GypsyJr>   Our little innocent Emile!! :>

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: CMoose, EmileJ, othergreg, stelic
Topic:   Psycho Cats

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<CMoose>    I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
<EmileJ>    AND IN MY ROOM I SAW
<othergreg> A PSYCHO CAT ATTACKING ME
<stelic>    IT HIT ME WITH ITS PAW

<CMoose>    LOL!

<CMoose>    I TRIED TO RUN AWAY
<EmileJ>    BUT IT WAS JUST TOO FAST
<othergreg> SO I STAYED AND I FOUGHT BACK
<stelic>    I HATE THOSE FEISTY CATS!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<EmileJ>    THOSE PSYCHO CATS ARE PRETTY STRANGE
<othergreg> THEY'RE AS WEIRD AS CAN BE
<stelic>    I THINK THIS ONE HAS THE MANGE
<CMoose>    IT ACTS JUST LIKE ME

<othergreg> LOL!
<buke-hime> The wot? ^_^

<EmileJ>    I SHED MY FUR EVERY DAY
<othergreg> AND I LOVE TO LICK MYSELF
<stelic>    HE ALWAYS ACTS LIKE HE WANTS TO PLAY
<CMoose>    I LICK MYSELF SO MUCH I LOOK LIKE AN ELF!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<EmileJ>    Ooh boy...
<buke-hime> *snicker*
<EmileJ>    *melts away the visual image* LOL!
<stelic>    Haha
<othergreg> LOL!
<buke-hime> LOL!

<othergreg> THE CAT FIRED OFF A HAIRBALL
<stelic>    HE HAD A HACKING COUGH
<CMoose>    I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP
<EmileJ>    HE KNOCKED MY TROUSERS OFF

<stelic>    Heh!
<othergreg> LOL at Emile!
<buke-hime> Hehe!

<othergreg> THAT GAVE ME STRANGE IDEAS
<stelic>    ABOUT HIS FURRY PELT
<CMoose>    IT WAS SO STRANGE AND WEIRD
<EmileJ>    IT MADE A PERFECT BELT!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<stelic>    LOL!
<othergreg> ROTFLMAO!
<buke-hime> Aww, LOL!

<stelic>    I DON'T MEAN TO BE SO MEAN
<CMoose>    ABOUT THE UGLY BEAST
<EmileJ>    CAUSE REALLY HE CAN BE KIND OF SWEET
<othergreg> WHEN HE'S SERVED AT THE FEAST
<stelic>    I LIKE TO STROKE THE PUSSY
<CMoose>    TO AND FRO AND BACK

<buke-hime> *snicker*
<EmileJ>    STEL!!!!!!
<CMoose>    LOL!

* stelic buries his face in his hands

<EmileJ>    BUT ONE DAY THE POLICE CAME
<othergreg> AS I WAS IN MID-WHACK

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!

<Clive>     BZZZZ!
<EmileJ>    *faints dead away*

* buke-hime shakes her head and laughs.
* CMoose goes and sits down.

<EmileJ>    ABC censors will have a field day!
<othergreg> That was fun!
<buke-hime> *koff* Well, that was....uhh....different ^_^
<stelic>     :)

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: DevTrace, EmileJ, jk, stelic
Topic:   Card Games

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<DevTrace>  I PLAYED POKER WITH THE GUYS
<EmileJ>    IT WAS REALLY FUN
<jk>        UNTIL THEY CHANGED TO STRIP POKER
<stelic>    AND I THOUGHT OF MY BUNS

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<LisaWoob>  Woo!
<stelic>    There goes any hope for a clean game, Em :)

<DevTrace>  'CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW HOW SHY I AM
<EmileJ>    I'M MODEST, CAN'T YOU TELL?
<jk>        SO WHEN I LOST THE FINAL HAND
<stelic>    I RAN FOR THE DOOR LIKE HELL!

<All>       OH HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<DevTrace>  LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Hehehehee! *g*]

<EmileJ>    I KNEW A BLACKJACK PLAYER
<jk>        HE WON ON EVERY DEAL
<stelic>    COURSE, HE WAS UNDER 21
<DevTrace>  SO UNDERAGE HE WAS FOR REAL

<LisaWoob>  Aww, you skipped the obvious rhyme!
<Gregsgirl> LOL, which was, wooby?....
<LisaWoob>  Emile!!!!!
<DevTrace>  Sue me...I'm tired*g*
<Gregsgirl> LOL! So underage he was for emile?

<EmileJ>    I CALLED MY SUPERVISOR
<jk>        TO GET RID OF THE KID
<stelic>    I HELPED MY BOSS KICK HIS YOUNG BUTT OUT
<DevTrace>  AND THEN HE FLIPPED HIS LID???

<All>       OH HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<DevTrace>  Argh
<EmileJ>    Good try luv.
<DevTrace>  ta *sigh*
<jk>        Well, it rhymed! :)
<DevTrace>  True :)

<jk>        I HAVE A NEW BRIDGE PARTNER
<stelic>    MY PARTNER'S PRETTY GOOD
<DevTrace>  HE CAN PLAY A MEAN HAND OF CARDS
<EmileJ>    DOES THINGS NO OTHERS WOULD

<Gregsgirl> *snicker* Is he dutch?

<jk>        LIKE LAST NIGHT, IN OUR WEEKLY GAME
<stelic>    HE DREW THE JOKER
<DevTrace>  FOUND OUT HE WAS CHEATIN'
<EmileJ>    CAUSE HE MISTOOK IT FOR STRIP POKER!

<All>       OH HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Gregsgirl> *snicker*
<DevTrace>  LOL!

<stelic>    NOW I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG ABOUT
<DevTrace>  HOW GOOD I AM AT GAMES
<EmileJ>    CAUSE REALLY I'M QUITE BRILLIANT
<jk>        BUT I JUST DO IT FOR THE DAMES

<EmileJ>    Hehe!
<Gregsgirl> Hehehehehe!

<stelic>    I'VE GOT AN ACE IN MY HAND
<DevTrace>  AND ONE UP MY SLEEVE
<EmileJ>    AND TWELVE MORE IN MY POCKET
<jk>        AND A FEW WHERE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!

<All>       OH HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<stelic>    Haha!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<DevTrace>  LOL!
<EmileJ>    LOL!
<stelic>    LOL@Jeff!
<DevTrace>  Wooo! :)

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: CarpetAppGrl, EmileJ, GypsyJr, jk
Topic:   Skiing

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>          OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<CarpetAppGrl> WHEN WINTERTIME APPROACHES ...
<EmileJ>       I REALLY LIKE TO SKI
<GypsyJr>      BUT WHEN I GO OUT ON THE SLOPE
<jk>           I ALWAYS HAVE TO PEE

<EmileJ>       LOL, i KNEW that would be the rhyme!
<GypsyJr>      LOL, me too
<jk>           Hey, give the people what they expect :)

<CarpetAppGrl> IT'S REALLY MOST ANNOYING
<EmileJ>       TO GET THAT SUDDEN URGE
<GypsyJr>      TO GO BEHIND A BOULDER 

<Gregsgirl>    *snort*
<EmileJ>       *covers eyes waiting for the inevitable*
<Gregsgirl>    LOL!

<jk>           LIKE NOW... I'M ON THE VERGE!

<All>          OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<GypsyJr>      LOL!
<CarpetAppGrl> *giggle*

* Gregsgirl changes topic to 'Skiing/Public Urination IDS'

<jk>           LOL!
<GypsyJr>      ROTFL!

<EmileJ>       I ONCE SKIIED AT ASPEN
<GypsyJr>      IT REALLY WAS A LARK 
<jk>           YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME OUT THERE
<CarpetAppGrl> A-SCHUSSING THROUGH THE PARK ...

<EmileJ>       Good rhyme!

<EmileJ>       I TRIED TO DO THE SLALOM
<GypsyJr>      I TRIED MY VERY BEST
<jk>           OF COURSE, 'TWOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER...
<CarpetAppGrl> IF I HADN'T HURT MY BREAST!

<All>          OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<EmileJ>       LOL!!
<jk>           Ouch
<GypsyJr>      LOL!!!!
<Gregsgirl>    Oy ;o)
<EmileJ>       Ow! Mein booby!
<jedi_yam>     LOL!
<CarpetAppGrl> *puts head in hands and shakes it ...*
<Gregsgirl>    Left or right? LOL!
<EmileJ>       "Ow! My right boob!"
<jk>           Woob!

<GypsyJr>      OH I WENT OUT ON THE MOUNTAIN
<jk>           AND WHEN I LOOKED STRAIGHT DOWN
<CarpetAppGrl> I FELT MY STOMACH LURCH ...
<EmileJ>       I GAVE A LITTLE FROWN
<GypsyJr>      AND THEN I STARTED GLIDING 
<jk>           I KNEW WHERE I WOULD GO
<CarpetAppGrl> THE BOTTOM OF THE SLOPE RUSHED UP ...
<EmileJ>       I NEVER SAW THE TREE, Y'KNOW...*SMACK*

<All>          OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<jk>           LOL!
<GypsyJr>      Heehee! Good one! 
<Gregsgirl>    Yoikes and away! *smack* ;o)
<EmileJ>       LOL!
<GypsyJr>      LOL, wot's that from ang?
<CarpetAppGrl> *splort@yoikes*
<EmileJ>       Daffy Duck!

<jk>           SO HERE I AM IN TRACTION
<CarpetAppGrl> I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN ASS ...
<EmileJ>       AND NOW I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE
<GypsyJr>      I WAIT FOR TIME TO PASS
<jk>           YOU ASK ME IF I'LL SKI AGAIN
<CarpetAppGrl> YOU REALLY WANT MY THOUGHTS?
<EmileJ>       CAUSE IF YOU THINK I REALLY WILL
<GypsyJr>      YOU'RE REALLY REALLY NOUGHTS! 

<All>          OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
               OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<Gregsgirl>    Hehehehe!
<CarpetAppGrl> Woo!
<Gregsgirl>    I was thinkin' i'll stick it down yer shorts! *ahem*
<jk>           LOL!
<GypsyJr>      You strange sad person
<jk>           *whew* We got through it okay :)I think we're a bit out of
               practice :0
<EmileJ>       Wasn't too bad, considering we're a bit outta practice...and
               get outta my brain Jeff :)

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: Armadillo, EmileJ, GypsyJr, Matt-W
Topic:   Frustrated Artists

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Armadillo> I'M A FRUSTRATED ARTIST
<EmileJ>    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PAINT
<GypsyJr>   IT JUST DRIVES ME SO CRAZY
<Matt-W>    I BREATHE THE FUMES TILL I FAINT

<Matt-W>    (I'd like to see YOU rhyme with 'paint' :P)

<Armadillo> I WALK AROUND REAL HIGH ALL DAY
<EmileJ>    IT SOMETIMES SCARES MY CAT
<GypsyJr>   I HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S KINDA FUN 
<Matt-W>    *MREWWOOWWW* I SHOULD'VE WATCHED WHERE I SAT

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<GypsyJr>   LOL!
<EmileJ>    Awww, poor kitty.
<GypsyJr>   No wonder he's scared :>

<EmileJ>    I TRIED TO SCULPT A BUST TODAY
<GypsyJr>   I REALLY MADE A MESS
<Matt-W>    I KNOCKED THE THING RIGHT OFF THE TABLE
<Armadillo> IT RUINED MY NEW DRESS
<EmileJ>    SO I HAD TO START OVER
<GypsyJr>   WITH A BRAND NEW LUMP OF CLAY 
<Matt-W>    BUT I GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED
<Armadillo> AND PROCLAIMED MYSELF A GAY

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!

<Matt-W>    o_O
<GypsyJr>   LOL, well that's one way to come out!
<Matt-W>    You must be really high on paint fumes by then.
<DmonLlama> LOL!
<Armadillo> Art almost always does that to me...*g*
<GypsyJr>   O_o 
<EmileJ>    People suffer for their art i suppose ;-)

<GypsyJr>   OH I WENT TO THE ART SUPPLY STORE
<Matt-W>    AND TRIED TO BUY A BRUSH
<Armadillo> THEY HAD THEM IN PRETTY COLOURS
<EmileJ>    I BOUGHT SOME, IN A RUSH
<GypsyJr>   BUT WHEN I TRIED TO USE THEM 
<Matt-W>    I GASPED IN UTTER SHOCK
<Armadillo> THE BRISTLES JUMPED RIGHT OUT AT ME
<EmileJ>    AND PIERCED ME IN MY............SOCK!

<Matt-W>    o_O Man.. time to stop inhaling the fumes
<EmileJ>    Would you rather me use another anatomical reference ;-)
<GypsyJr>   This would be the lesser known porcupine-hair brush...
<DmonLlama> Alright! I'm not the only sick minded one here!
<Armadillo> We're all sick...lol!
<DmonLlama> Oh good!

<Matt-W>    I WAS SO HIGH BY THE TIME I WAS DONE
<Armadillo> I WALKED AROUND IN A DAZE
<EmileJ>    I CLIMBED UP ON THE MANTLEPIECE
<GypsyJr>   AND MONKEYED AROUND FOR DAYS 
<Matt-W>    BUT WHEN MY MOTHER WALKED IN THE ROOM
<Armadillo> I REALLY THINK I SCARED HER
<EmileJ>    SHE TOOK JUST ONE LOOK AT ME

<GypsyJr>   Oh great :>
<Armadillo> LOL
<EmileJ>    Go becky! Go becky! Go becky! ;-)

<GypsyJr>   AND SCREAMD SO LOUD THE NEIGHBORS HEARD HER!

<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!!

<Armadillo> Yay!
<GypsyJr>   Okay, so i streched the rhyme scheme a little :> 
<Armadillo> No prob...that was a toughie.
<GypsyJr>   That was less of a Frustrated Artist IDS than a Toasted Artist
            IDS! :>
<DmonLlama> LOL
<Armadillo> Well, some people do that when they are frustrated. You have to
            appeal to the *masses*.
<GypsyJr>   But it was good anyway, so who's gonna quibble over the details?
            :)
<Armadillo> Not I.
<GypsyJr>   The masses being.. us? :) 
<EmileJ>    Frustrated or wasted? :)
<GypsyJr>   Eh.. same diff ;)
<Armadillo> Which describes us Whosers at all hours. *g*
<GypsyJr>   But of course ;) 

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Game:    Irish Drinking Song
Players: Blondie1, EmileJ, jk, Jules
Topic:   Hockey

(Imagine Irish drinking song music is playing in background)
           
<Blondie1>  OH, I WATCHED THE LEAFS WIN TONIGHT
<EmileJ>    IT WAS REALLY GREAT
<jk>        AND I GOT SO EXCITED THAT
<Jules>     FOR THIS GAME I WAS LATE
<Blondie1>  BUT I SAW THEM KICK SOME ASS
<EmileJ>    FROM HERE TO OTTAWA
<jk>        AND THE ASSES THAT THEY KICKED
<Jules>     DID I THINK THEY'D WIN?  WELL, DUH!
           
<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
           
<Blondie1>  *applauds and laughs*
           
<EmileJ>    I PLAYED HOCKEY THE OTHER DAY
<jk>        I WASN'T VERY GOOD
<Jules>     ALL THE ICE HAD MELTED
<Blondie1>  AND I BROKE MY STICK OF WOOD
           
<Blondie1>  *mutter*
<jk>        LOL, that's good!
           
<EmileJ>    THE PUCK KEPT FLOATING PAST ME
<jk>        COME HERE, YOU STUPID PUCK!
<Jules>     DO NOT MAKE ME CHASE YOU
<Blondie1>  'CAUSE I'M PLAYIN' LIKE A 'MIGHTY DUCK'!
           
<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
           
<Jules>     lol!
<jk>        *whew*
           
<Jules>     THERE'S A TEAM RIGHT HERE IN SAN JOSE
           
<jk>        Huh? Did I miss something?
<Jules>     Ooops, my fault.  I miscounted lines. Thought I was next. Brain
            lapse. It's the cold.
           
<jk>        THERE'S A TEAM OUT THERE IN SAN JOSE... ;)
<Jules>     AND WE CALL THEM THE SHARKS.
<Blondie1>  I'VE HEARD THEY DON'T PLAY TOO BAD
<EmileJ>    AND THAT THEY'VE ALL LEFT THEIR MARKS
<jk>        AND IN D.C., WE HAVE THE CAPS
<Jules>     THAT'S SHORT FOR CAPITALS
<Blondie1>  THEY CALL WASHINGTON THEIR HOME
           
<EmileJ>    (Gee thanks for the fun rhyme......)
<Jules>     (This from the guy who made me rhyme 'Ottawa')
           
<EmileJ>    OF DUBYA THEY'RE ALL PALS
           
<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
           
<EmileJ>    *ROLLS EYES*
<jk>        LOL!
<Jules>     LOL!
<Blondie1>  LOL
           
<Jules>     I LOVE THIS GAME CALLED HOCKEY
<Blondie1>  IT'S *THE* CANADIAN GAME
<EmileJ>    WE PLAY IT ALMOST CONSTANTLY
<jk>        AND UNLIKE US, IT'S NOT LAME
<Jules>     AND WHEN THE CUP'S AWARDED
<Blondie1>  AND WE START TO CELEBRATE
<EmileJ>    WE STAND ON CARS AND CHEER OUT LOUD
<jk>        AND SOMETIMES MASTER... HAT TRICKS
           
<All>       OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIE!
            OH, HIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DIDEY DI...DEY DI...DEY DIE!

<Blondie1>  LOL!!
<EmileJ>    LOL!!
<Blondie1>  *giggles* good game:)
<NAVYscoot> LOL!
<jk>        Not bad, not bad,
<Jules>     Yay! Oy, Jeff!
<jk>        What? Hat tricks are a very important part of the game :)

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