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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
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                              HOEDOWNS (Part Two)
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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Bremner, Jlawrence, JoeIsham, Kiniski, Mochrie, RStiles
Scene:   The Hallowe'en Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Bremner>   ON MISCHIEF NIGHT, THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN
<Bremner>   WE LIKE TO DO THINGS TO WHOSERS THAT ARE RATHER MEAN
<Bremner>   WE GO UP TO CANADA, AND THIS KNOCKS OFF THEIR SOCKS
<Bremner>   WE PUT JOHN SESSIONS PAINTED EGGS IN THEIR MAILBOX!

<Jlawrence> ROTFL!
<RStiles>   LOL!
<JoeIsham>  Haha!

<Jlawrence> HALLOWEEN IS A SPECIAL NIGHT, BUT THIS YEAR THERE'S A QUIRK
<Jlawrence> EVERONE IS TRICK OR TREATING, BUT THIS YEAR I WILL WORK
<Jlawrence> IT MAY BE REALLY BAD, BUT THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN
<Jlawrence> I AM PICTURING BREM DRESSED AS A TUB OF POUTINE!
           
<Bremner>   LOL!!!
<RStiles>   LOL!!
            
<JoeIsham>  LAST YEAR FOR HALLOWE'EN WE WENT ON SUCH A WHIRL
<JoeIsham>  MY GIRLFRIEND DRESSED UP AS A MAN, AND I WENT AS A GIRL
<JoeIsham>  NOW YOU MAY THINK CROSS-DRESSING IS SOMETHING I WOULD HATE
<JoeIsham>  AND I SURE DID WHEN MY NEIGHBOR ASKED ME ON A DATE!

<Jlawrence> LOL!
<RStiles>   LOL!!!!!!!!
<Jlawrence> ROTFLMAO!
<Bremner>   LOL!
<Mochrie>   LOLOLOL!
<JoeIsham>  Thankyew!

<Kiniski>   I LOVE HALLOWEEN ITS SUCH A SPECIAL NIGHT
<Kiniski>   EVERYONE IN COSTUMES GIVES ME SUCH A FRIGHT
<Kiniski>   BUT WHAT DO I DO WHEN I WALK UP THE LAWN,
<Kiniski>   AND CLIVE IS STANDING THERE WITH NO PANTS ON!!

<Mochrie>   Scary thought!
<RStiles>   ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

* Jlawrence falls off her chair!

<Jlawrence> OMG!!!!!!!
<JoeIsham>  Hahaaaaaa!
<Bremner>   LOL!!!!!!!!

<Mochrie>   WHEN HALLOWE'EN ROLLS AROUND, THE WHOLE WORLD SHOUTS HURRAY
<Mochrie>   I DRESS UP IN MY FAVORITE COSTUME, THEN I'M ON MY WAY 
<Mochrie>   I KNOCK ON DOORS, SHOUT "TRICK OR TREAT", UNTIL THE EARLY 'MORN
<Mochrie>   I ONLY WISH THOSE CHEAPSKATES DIDN'T HAND OUT CANDY CORN!!

<Bremner>   LOL!!!
<Jlawrence> Hehe
<Kiniski>   Whoo hoo!!
<Bremner>   We get huuuuuuuuuge candy bars in my neighbourhood
<RStiles>   YAY!!!!!!

<RStiles>   WHEN I GO TRICK OR TREATING ON HALLOWE'EN, I GO WITH MANDY
<RStiles>   I GO OUT, AND GET LOTS OF CANDY
<RStiles>   YOU MAY THINK, ITS NOT VERY HEALTHY, BUT I....*faints*
<RStiles>   *thud*

<Jlawrence> Hehe!
<RStiles>   Hehe =o)

* Mochrie breaks out into thunderous applause

<Mochrie>   You've made this Mochrie proud!
<Kiniski>   *you made me giggle*
<RStiles>   Yay! That's what I was going for =o)
<Bremner>   LOL!!!!!!!!! Claudia pulled a Colin! Or did Colin pull a
            Claudia?
<Mochrie>   She pulled a me!
<RStiles>   Even when I'm Ryan!!!
<RStiles>   Hehe!
<JoeIsham>  Haha!
<Jlawrence> Hehe!
<Mochrie>   WTG Claudia!!! :)
<RStiles>   Thank you! That was my first HD ever!
<Kiniski>   Yay Claudius!!
<Jlawrence> Who hoo!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Brady, Bremner, Dean, KaiserTuk, Mochrie, MrsTony
Scene:   The Packing Luggage Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Bremner>   WHEN I GO ON HOLIDAY, I LOVE TO PACK MY TRUNK
<Bremner>   I STUFF IT STUFF IT STUFF IT, WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF JUNK
<Bremner>   IT'S REALLY REALLY HEAVY, AND I CAN'T CARRY IT ANYMORE... MAN
            I'M TIRED <FALLS TO GROUND AND FAINTS>

<Joanne>    LOL!
<Dean>      LOL!
<KaiserTuk> *applause* *hysterical laughter*
<Tim>       LOL!
<Joanne>    Great!

<Dean>      PACKING FOR MY HOLIDAY REALLY IS A BORE
<Dean>      I LEAVE IT TO THE LAST MINUTE COZ IT IS A CHORE
<Dean>      THEN I END UP PACKING MY STUFF IN A RUSH
<Dean>      GET WHERE I'M GOING... DAMN! FORGOT MY TOOTHBRUSH!

<Brady>     *L*
<Joanne>    LOL!
<Tim>       LOL!

<KaiserTuk> I PACK SUITCASES I DO IT ALL DAY LONG...
<KaiserTuk> BECAUSE OF THIS MY ARMS ARE VERY VERY STRONG
<KaiserTuk> BUT WHEN I GET ON THE PLANE MY HEAD FEEL ALL MESSED
<KaiserTuk> CAUSE AT THE END OF THE FLIGHT I FIND OUT THAT MY CLOTHES ARE
            IN BANGLADESH!

<Tim>       LOL!!!!!
<Dean>      Very good :)
<Joanne>    Yaaaaaay!
<MrsTony>   Go Emile! Bravo Kaiser!
<KaiserTuk> :)

<Mochrie>   WHEN YOU GO ON HOLIDAY, A SUITCASE IS A MUST
<Mochrie>   YOU CAN USE A NEW ONE OR AN OLD ONE BATHED IN DUST
<Mochrie>   IT'S SUCH A CHORE TO TRY AND PACK UP EVERY LITTLE THING 
<Mochrie>   I'M JUST DAMN GLAD I'M FINISHED, CAUSE I'M THE PACKING KING!

<Joanne>    LOL!
<Tim>       Yeah!!!!
<Dean>      Hehe good one!
<KaiserTuk> YEEHAW!
<Mochrie>   Thanks!

<MrsTony>   I LOVE TO GO ON HOLIDAY, IT FILLS ME WITH SUCH JOY
<MrsTony>   I SIT AROUND THE PLACE AND CHASE AROUND ALL THE POOL BOYS
<MrsTony>   BUT THE CARELESS AIRLINE PUT A DAMPER ON MY TRIP 
<MrsTony>   BECAUSE MY BRAND NEW SUITCASE AND MY RUBBER-WEAR WERE RIPPED!

<Dean>      LOL Sam
<Joanne>    LOL!
<Tim>       WooHoo!!!!
<KaiserTuk> LOL!

<Brady>     STUPID ME I WAITED TILL THE LAST MINUTE TO PACK
<Brady>     I'VE GOT SO MUCH STUFF I'M GOING TO BREAK MY BACK
<Brady>     I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT, I REALLY HAVE NO MORE ROOM
<Brady>     NO WONDER THEY CALL IT THE OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOM!

<Mochrie>   OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
<MrsTony>   OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOOMMMMM!
<KaiserTuk> OVERFLOWING BAG OF DOOOOOMM!!!

<Dean>      Yay very good!
<Joanne>    LOL!
<MrsTony>   Bravo!!!
<Joanne>    Wooohoooooo!
<Tim>       Way to go guys
<KaiserTuk> *Roaring applause*! LOL!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: JoeIsham, Mochrie, Slatts, ZDean
Scene:   The Santa Claus Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<JoeIsham> EVERY YEAR AT CHRISTMAS, I COME AND SHOW MYSELF
<JoeIsham> AND FOLKS AROUND THE WORLD CALL ME A HAPPY, JOLLY ELF
<JoeIsham> SOME FOLKS CALL ME SANTA, AND SOME CALL ME ST. NICK
<JoeIsham> AND IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN KIDS SIT ON MY ... LAP!

<ZDean>    LOL!
<Mochrie>  Joe!!!
<Slatts>   Oooohhh!
<Joanne>   ROFL!
<JoeIsham> Sorry, I'm in that kinda mood tonight! ;)
<ZDean>    No! Very good! :)
<JoeIsham> Haha!

<Mochrie>  UP THERE AT THE NORTH POLE, THERE IS A JOLLY MAN
<Mochrie>  HIS NAME IS SANTA CLAUS, AND BRINGING TOYS IS HIS PLAN
<Mochrie>  HE LOADS UP ALL HIS GOODIES AND PUTS THEM ON HIS SLEIGH
<Mochrie>  IT TAKES SO LONG TO DO IT, HE STARTS ON THE CIVIC HOLIDAY!

<Joanne>   LOL!!
<Tim_Away> LOL!
<JoeIsham> Haha!

<Slatts>   SANTA CLAUS IS COMING DOWN MY CHIMI-NAY
<Slatts>   "HO HO HO HO HO HO HO" IS ALL I HEAR HIM SAY
<Slatts>   HE'S BRINGING MANY GIFTS TO ALL GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS
<Slatts>   BUT TO ALL THE WHOSERS HE'S BRINGING THEM THE STUFFED CLIVE
           ANDERSON TOYS!

<Joanne>   LOL!!
<ZDean>    LOL!
<Tim>      LOL!
<Mochrie>  Woo!! great one!
<Slatts>   Thanx!

<ZDean>    OH I LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE, MY NAME IS SANTA CLAUS
<ZDean>    I SPEND ALL YEAR MAKING PRESENTS AND ALL THE OTHER CHORES
<ZDean>    MAKING DOLLS AND TRUCKS AND COMPUTER GAMES TAKES ALL THE BLOODY
           YEAR
<ZDean>    AND THEN SOME OF THE LITTLE BRATS FORGET TO LEAVE OUT A BEER!

<Tim>      LOL Dean! T'was good! <------applause from the gallery

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: BSherwood, Maruyama, Mochrie, SFry
Scene:   The Dessert Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<BSherwood> I LOVE TO EAT DESSERTS, I LOVE AN APPLE PIE
<BSherwood> A CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OR CHEESECAKE WILL BRING TEARS TO MY EYE
<BSherwood> BUT WHAT I LIKE MOST OF ALL, IT MAKES MY CHEEKS SO ROSY
<BSherwood> IS TO POUR CREAM ALL OVER MYSELF AND HAVE IT LICKED BY JOSIE :)

<Clivette>  Eww....yet, hah! =o)
<SFry>      Oohhh!
<BSherwood> Sorry emile :)

<Maruyama>  I LIKE MY CHOCOLATE PUDDING, CHERRY CHEESECAKE TOO
<Maruyama>  BUT I HAD TO LAY OFF WHEN MY ASS AND TUMMY GREW
<Maruyama>  BUT NOW I'M NICE AND SKINNY, WHICH ALL OF YOU NOW KNOW
<Maruyama>  I MAKE $92 MIL A YEAR AND HOST A HIGH-RATED TALK SHOW

<BSherwood> Hehe
<SFry>      :)
<Clivette>  LOL =o)

* Maruyama bows

<Mochrie>   I LOVE SWEETS AND CANDY FROM ALL AROUND THIS EARTH
<Mochrie>   THE HEALTHY AND THE FATT'NING, THEY GIVE ME WARMTH AND MIRTH
<Mochrie>   BUT WHEN I WAS IN AFRICA, MY TEETH THEY REALLY HURT
<Mochrie>   ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TRY TO EAT THE SAHARA DESSERT ;-)

<Clivette>  LOL!! *groan*=o)
<Maruyama>  That's great!!
<BSherwood> Ooohh, good pun!
<Mochrie>   Sorry! I had to!

<SFry>      I LOVE TO EAT ICE CREAM, IT REALLY MAKES ME SCREAM
<SFry>      I FEEL SO GOOEY INSIDE, THAT I JUST CAN'T HIDE
<SFry>      THAT I WANT TO JUMP UP AND DOWN, JUST LIKE A CLOWN

* SFry is done.

<BSherwood> OK, cool!
<Clivette>  LOL! Yay!
<SFry>      I can't do it! That's hard!
<Mochrie>   Good try Mol!!! :) It just takes practice sweetie! :)
<SFry>      But I like it!
<Clivette>  100 Points to everyone but Emile, for being so un-punny =o)
<SFry>      Thanks guys, now I love hoedowns!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Dean, JeffyB, JoeIsham, JonPryce, LoriV
Scene:   The Winter Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Dean>     I HAVE SOME NORTH AMERICAN FRIENDS, THEIR LIVES ARE FULL OF WOE
<Dean>     THEY KEEP TELLING ME THEY CANT MOVE, THEIR HOMES ARE BLOCKED BY
           SNOW
<Dean>     AND YET AS THE SUN SHINES ON HERE, I CANT HELP BUT WONDER
<Dean>     WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU ALL COME AND LIVE DOWN UNDER? :)

<Audience> LOL!
<JoeIsham> Haha!
<Audience> Yay!!!!!!
<JeffyB>   That was great Dean!!!
<Joanne>   Yeaaaaaay! <packing>
<LoriV>    LOL!
<Audience> Yeeeeeeeeee haw!

<JeffyB>   I LIVE HERE IN CANADA, SPECIFICALLY T.O.,
<JeffyB>   THE WEATHER HASN'T CHANGED MUCH, JUST SNOW AND SNOW AND SNOW.
<JeffyB>   THE ARMY HAS BEEN CALLED IN, TO CLEAR THIS NASTY STUFF,
<JeffyB>   BUT MY NEIGHBOURS DON'T COMPLAIN MUCH, CUZ I SHOVEL IN THE BUFF!!

<Audience> LOL!
<LoriV>    Woohoo!
<Audience> Yaya!!!
<JoeIsham> Haha!
<Tim>      ROFL!!!!!
<Joanne>   ROFL!
<JonPryce> LOL, but oh my...

<JoeIsham> I LIVE IN NORTHERN TEXAS, IT'S REALLY REALLY NICE,
<JoeIsham> BUT WHEN IT TURNS ALL WINTRY, WE DON'T GET SNOW, JUST ICE...
<JoeIsham> I LIKE THE ICE WHEN IT COVERS JUST THE GRASS,
<JoeIsham> BUT BOY, IT'S A BIG PROBLEM WHEN I FALL AND BUST MY... TUSH.

* Joanne thinks there is some kind of joke here about buns in the
  freezer...but she can't quite find it

<Audience> LOL!
<Tim>      LOL!
<Dr_Nick>  Heh heh!
<JonPryce> Joe pulled a Greg!
<Dean>     LOL Joe!

<JonPryce> I WORK FOR THE ARMY, IT'S FUN DONTCHA KNOW
<JonPryce> WHENEVER WE'RE CALLED IT IT'S TO SHOVEL SNOW
<JonPryce> SO WHEN TORONTO HAD A BLIZZARD, IT WAS US THEY'D SEND
<JonPryce> SO COME AND JOIN THE ARMY, WITH YOU WE'LL HAVE 80 MEN!

<Dean>     LOL!
<Audience> Yay!!
<LoriV>    LOL!
<Tim>      LOL Dan!
<JoeIsham> Haha!
<JeffyB>   So true!!!
<JonPryce> Stealing a line, I know :)

<LoriV>    IT'S BEEN SNOWING FOR THREE DAYS, IT REALLY IS A PAIN
<LoriV>    I HAVE TO GO OUT AND SHOVEL AGAIN AND AGAIN
<LoriV>    IT'S REALLY INCONVENIENT, THEY'VE CALLED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD
<LoriV>    WORST OF ALL MY DOGGIE'S LOST IN MY OWN BACKYARD!

<JoeIsham> IN... MY... OWN.... BACK.. YARD!

<Dean>     Awwww! That's kinda sad... sniff.... :)
<Audience> Woohoo!!!!!
<Joanne>   Awwww and yaaaaay!
<Audience> BUZZ!!!!! And Aww, also.
<JeffyB>   Ditto!
<Tim>      LOL Lori!
<Joanne>   Good job :)

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Cookie, GaryGary, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   The Valentine's Day Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Cookie>   I GOT A STRANGE CARD IN THE MAIL JUST TODAY
<Cookie>   IT WAS A VALENTINE, I THOUGHT 'WHAT THE HEY?"
<Cookie>   I THOUGHT HOW LUCKY I WAS TO GET A VALENTINE
<Cookie>   JUST ONE PROBLEM, TWAS MY FLATMATES AND NOT MINE!

<Cookie>   Whew!
<Joanne>   Awwwwwww, LOL!
<Tim>      LOL!
<Meskimen> Yay!
<Joanne>   LOL!

<GaryGary> VALENTINES COMES ONCE A YEAR, IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE DAY
<GaryGary> IN FACT I HATE IT QUITE A LOT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
<GaryGary> IF YOU GIVE ME CANDY, I'LL PROBABLY SEND IT BACK
<GaryGary> THIS DAY REALLY SUCKS SO MUCH I ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK!

<Joanne>   LOL!
<Meskimen> :)
<GaryGary> Not that I'm bitter or anything! :)
<audience> Haha!
<jemima>   LOL Donna!
<GaryGary> And I wouldn't really give chocolate back ;)
<Joanne>   LOL!
<LoriV>    Good for you Donna!
<GaryGary> My roomie and I are calling it Black Sunday :)

<JoeIsham> VALENTINE DAY'S HAPPY, A DAY THAT MAKES ME SIGH,
<JoeIsham> WHEN COUPLES STARE DEEPLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES.
<JoeIsham> BUT LAST YEAR MY GIRLFRIEND REALLY MADE ME CRY,
<JoeIsham> CAUSE THAT'S WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE USED TO BE A GUY!

<jemima>   LOL!
<GaryGary> LOL!!
<LoriV>    LOL!
<Mochrie>  Hehe!

<Meskimen> I USED TO LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY, IT NEVER MADE ME SAD
<Meskimen> BUT THIS YEAR I'M AFRAID IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING BUT BAD
<Meskimen> MY WIFE HAS WALKED OUT ON ME, AND SINCE SHE'S LEFT I'VE FOUND
<Meskimen> I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT HER, IT'S LIKE HAVING HER AROUND!

<JoeIsham> Haha!
<Joanne>   Awwwwww!
<GaryGary> Hahaha
<Mochrie>  Good one!
<GaryGary> You're not bitter either are you? ;)
<Mochrie>  And now comes the mush!!
<jemima>   LOL, I think...

<Mochrie>  OH, VALENTINE'S IS A DAY THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS
<Mochrie>  TO YOUR SWEETIE YOU SEND CANDY OR A VERY LOVELY ROSE
<Mochrie>  TO ALL THOSE SPECIAL LADIES, HAVE A VERY HAPPY DAY
<Mochrie>  AND I HOPE THAT MANY SPECIAL THINGS WILL COME YOUR WAY!

<Mochrie>  Okay, so I'm a sentimentalist! So sue me!
<LoriV>    Aww!
<Joanne>   Awwww!

<Meskimen> THINGS WILL COME YOUR WAY...

* Toksvig still thinks dying pets would have been funny.
* Mochrie hugs all the special ladies in this room.

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: dfw, EmileJ, HqnDemon, jk, JoeIsham, Marsha
Scene:   The Hoedown Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<EmileJ>   WHEN I WATCH MY "WHOSE LINE" TAPE, IT FILLS ME WITH SUCH GLEE
<EmileJ>   TO SEE THE GANG PLAY HOEDOWN IS SUCH A TREAT TO ME
<EmileJ>   WHEN COLIN TRIES TO FAINT OR RUN, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE
<EmileJ>   THOSE GUYS ARE SOMETHING BRILLIANT, THEIR HOEDOWNS HAVE SUCH
           STYLE!

<jk>       OH, HOEDOWNS ARE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUN TO DO
<jk>       BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEM, IT'S SAD BUT IT'S TRUE
<jk>       THE THING ABOUT HOEDOWNS WHICH REALLY IS THE WORST
<jk>       IS THAT WE CAN NEVER DECIDE WHO SHOULD GO FIRST

<Joanne>   LOL!
<MrsHugh>  :)
<wliia>    LOL!

<Marsha>   I FELT LIKE SINGING A HOEDOWN, JUST THE OTHER NIGHT
<Marsha>   NO MATTER HOW I TRIED, IT DIDN'T COME OUT QUITE RIGHT.

<HqnDemon> I ADORE WATCHING HOEDOWNS, THEY'RE AN AMUSING THING
<HqnDemon> THEY'RE LOTS OF FUN FOR ALL BUT THOSE WHO HAVE TO SING
<HqnDemon> BUT THE PART I LIKE THE BEST, FOR WHICH I'D GLADLY BEG
<HqnDemon> IS WHEN I GET TO SEE SOMEONE PULL A COLIN, RYAN OR GREG!

<JoeIsham> WHETHER IT IS PLAYED BY RICHARD VRANCH OR LAURA HALL
<JoeIsham> I HAVE TO SAY THE MUSIC IS THE BEST OF THEM ALL
<JoeIsham> I LOVE THE HOEDOWN MUSIC, IT REALLY IS THE BEST
<JoeIsham> IN FACT, I'M DANCING TO IT WITHOUT EVEN BEING DRESSED!

<Joanne>   LOL Julie! LOL Joe!
<HqnDemon> LOL, Joe!
<dfw>      Scary Joe!
<EmileJ>   Joe! 
<JoeIsham> Haha! :)

<dfw>      OH I LIKE DOING HOEDOWNS ALTHOUGH I'M NOT THAT GOOD
<dfw>      I WILL DO THEM ANYWAY LIKE A GOOD WHOSER SHOULD
<dfw>      I PRACTICE AND I PRACTICE I'M IMROVING YOU SEE
<dfw>      I DON'T HAVE TO FAINT OR SCREAM LIKE COLIN MOCHRIE

<Joanne>   LOL Donna!
<Deanogre> Very good Joe and Donna :)
<JoeIsham> Thank you
<HqnDemon> I love these!

<Marsha>   HOEDOWNS CAN CHEER YOU UP, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN
<Marsha>   YOU NEED TO KEEP ON SMILING, THERE IS NO REASON TO FROWN
<Marsha>   IF YOU'RE FEELING DOWN & OUT, JUST GIVE IT A TRY
<Marsha>   OR GO PULL A COLIN AND PRETEND TO DIE!

<Deanogre> LOL Marsha! :)

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Deanogre, dfw, EmileJ, HqnDemon, JoeIsham, 
Scene:   The Ashley and Joanne Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Deanogre> I KNOW A SWEET PERSON, HER NAME IS ASHLEY COOK
<Deanogre> SHE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART, WORTH A SECOND LOOK
<Deanogre> THE THING ID GIVE HER FOR CHRISTMAS IF ONLY I COULD
<Deanogre> IS A TIGHTLY WRAPPED PACKAGE FULL OF BRAD SHERWOOD

<Joanne>   Oh, very good, Dean!
<Asha>     Aw deano! :)

* Asha gives the ogre a kiss on the cheek :)

<Deanogre> Thanks Ash! :)
<HqnDemon> That's so sweet, Deano. :-)

<EmileJ>   ASHLEY IS A SWEETIE, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT
<EmileJ>   SHE IS VERY CLASSY, AND IN EVERY WAY SHE SHOWS IT
<EmileJ>   SHE KNOWS HOW TO CHEER US UP, HER FRIENDSHIP I WILL SAVOUR
<EmileJ>   SO WHEN SHE'S FEELING BLUE, I'LL GLADLY RETURN THE FAVOUR!

<Asha>     Aw Emile! :)
<Joanne>   LOL Emile!

* Asha gives Emile a kiss on the cheek too :)

<EmileJ>   Thank you sweetie. :)

<HqnDemon> THERE ARE TWO LOVELY WHOSERS, THEY'RE CALLED ASHLEY AND JO
<HqnDemon> A PAIR OF SWEET, KIND LADIES, TWO OF THE BEST I KNOW
<HqnDemon> IT MAKES ME FEEL SAD WHEN I SEE THEM WEAR A FROWN
<HqnDemon> AND I HOPE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER BY SINGING A HOEDOWN!

<Deanogre> Very good :)
<Asha>     Aw julie:)
<MrsHugh>  That was good Julie...what I could read.

<JoeIsham> ASHLEY IS A SWEETIE FROM CHARLOTTE N-C
<JoeIsham> AND JO'S FROM PENNSYLVANIA, NOT TOO FAR FROM THE SEA
<JoeIsham> WE LIKE TO CHEER THEM UP WHEN THEY'RE IN A BAD MOOD
<JoeIsham> AND I BET THEY'RE REALLY GLAD THAT WE DON'T CALL THEM 'DUDE'

<dfw>      SO HERE'S A LITTLE HOEDOWN FOR ASH AND MAMA JO
<dfw>      THEY ARE BOTH SO WONDERFUL, TWO OF THE BEST I KNOW
<dfw>      SO THEY BETTER CHEER UP BEFORE THIS SONG IS THROUGH
<dfw>      OR I WILL SLAP THEM WITH SOME TROUT TILL THEY ARE BLACK AND BLUE

<Marsha>   Boy, are we a talented bunch of people or WHAT!  We ROCK!
<Joanne>   LOL !
<Deanogre> LOL Donna! :)
<Asha>     Eek! Now I'm scared donna! ;)

<EmileJ>   JOANNE IS OUR RESIDENT WHOSER SPACKLE QUEEN
<EmileJ>   SHE'S GOT A SENSE OF HUMOUR THE LIKE OF WHICH I'VE NEVER SEEN...

<Joanne>   Ran out of words, eh? LOL!
<Deanogre> I'll finish yours, Emile!

<Deanogre> SO HERE'S TO JOANNE AND IF I MAY BE SO BOLD
<Deanogre> YOU'RE LOOKING REAL GOOD FOR SOMEONE WHO'S SO OLD! :)

<Dr_Nick>  Boooooooooooooooo!!
<EmileJ>   Deano! :)
<Joanne>   ROFL Dean!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Deanogre, EmileJ, HqnDemon, MrsHugh, 
Scene:   The Whoser Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<EmileJ>   THE WHOSER GIRLS ARE SPECIAL, THEY ARE ONE OF A KIND
<EmileJ>   FRIENDS AS GREAT AS THESE ARE VERY, VERY HARD TO FIND
<EmileJ>   THEY BRING US JOY AND HAPPINESS IN THEIR SPECIAL WAY
<EmileJ>   THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME, AND THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY! :)

<Asha>     Aw shucks! :)
<JoeIsham> Awwwwwwwwwwww!
<Dr_Nick>  Once again, Emile compliments the Whoser women and snubs the
           guys!
<MrsHugh>  That was sweet!
<Deanogre> Aw Nick.
<Dr_Nick>  Dean, I think you're special. :-) I know Emile doesn't! Heh heh.
<HqnDemon> As a woman <buzz> just kidding ... As a woman, thanks Emile! :-)

<Deanogre> I HAVE AN ONLINE FRIEND, HIS NAME IS DOCTOR NICK
<Deanogre> WHEN I DONT CHAT TO HIM, I START TO FEEL QUITE SICK
<Deanogre> SO I SAY THIS TO NICK, IT IS MY INTENTION
<Deanogre> TO SHARE A DRINK AND A CHAT WITH YOU AT THE WHOSE LINE
           CONVENTION! :)

<Dr_Nick>  Woo hoo! Sounds good to me Deano
<Joanne>   Awwwww!

<HqnDemon> WELL JOANNE LIKES TO SPACKLE, AND ASHLEY LIKES TO SWOON
<HqnDemon> AND THEY'RE JUST TWO OF THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE IN THIS CHAT ROOM
<HqnDemon> I HOPE TO BRING YOU ALL A SMILE WITH MY HOEDOWN VERSE
<HqnDemon> GOOD THING YOU CAN'T HEAR ME SINGING, OR YOU'D ONLY FEEL WORSE!

<Asha>     LOL!!

<EmileJ>   DEAN AND MARK AND JOE AND NICK AND THE OTHER WHOSER GUYS
<EmileJ>   THEY BRING US CHEER AND HUMOR (AND ARE LADIES IN DISGUISE...j/k!)

<Asha>     You guys always cheer me up:)
<JoeIsham> Haha!
<Joanne>   ROFL!
<HqnDemon> Love it, Emile!
<EmileJ>   Well, part of one. I couldn't think of the rest!
<Dr_Nick>  Thank god for small favours!
<Joanne>   Oh, Veronica, Dr_Nicole, Betty, Mrs_Tim...etc. :) LOL!
<Deanogre> Ssssssssshhhhhh Emile! :)
<HqnDemon> ROTFL, Jo!
<Joanne>   Thanks for the memories......

<MrsHugh>  OH WE CALL NICK CAPTAIN MEGABYTE,
<MrsHugh>  BECAUSE HE HE HELPS US WITH THE COMP
<MrsHugh>  BUT I BET HE WOULD RATHER STOMP
<MrsHugh>  ON SOME OF US <thud>

<Dr_Nick>  Yeah, maybe on Emile! :-)
<MrsHugh>  I did a Colin!
<Joanne>   LOL!
<HqnDemon> Lovely, Mol!
<Joanne>   You guys are so much fun!
<MrsHugh>  :)

<MrsHugh>  EMILE IS THE TAPING SAINT
<MrsHugh>  HE MIGHT SAY HE AIN'T.....

<MrsHugh>  Short but sweet.

<HqnDemon> I AM SO PROUD TO CALL ALL YOU WHOSERS MY FRIENDS
<HqnDemon> I KNOW YOU'LL ALL BE THERE FOR UNTIL THE VERY END
<HqnDemon> I HAVE A CRY FOR HELP, HOPE IT WON'T MAKE YOU SICK
<HqnDemon> I NEED READERS TO HELP ME WITH MY NEW MYSERY FANFIC!

<EmileJ>   Misery fanfic?
<HqnDemon> MYSTERY! But it's giving me misery!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Bremner, dfw, Dr_Nick, JoeIsham, Meskiman, Mochrie, SFry
Scene:   The Hockey Playoffs Hoedown

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<JoeIsham> OH, EVERY SINGLE WINTER FROM FLORIDA TO B.C.
<JoeIsham> THE GAME OF CHOICE IS HOCKEY, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE
<JoeIsham> IN THE SUMMER ARE THE PLAYOFFS, THE BEST TEAMS WILL RISE UP
<JoeIsham> JUST TO GET A CHANCE TO WIN LORD STANLEY'S CUP!

<Bremner>  I'M AN AVERAGE HOCKEY FAN, I WATCH IT ON TV
<Bremner>  "HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA" IS AN EVENT FOR ME
<Bremner>  BUT MY SEASON ENDED EARLY THIS YEAR, AND NOW THERE ARE NO GAMES
<Bremner>  BECAUSE I'M A HABS FAN AND OUR TEAM WAS PRETTY LAME!
           
<dfw>      YOU ASK IF I'M A HOCKEY FAN I SAY THAT I AM NOT
<dfw>      AND IF YOU WONDER WHY, DON'T YOU KNOW FLORIDA'S HOT?
<dfw>      HOCKEY CAN BE FUN TO WATCH BUT MOSTLY I JUST SCOFF
<dfw>      I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT IT WAS THE PLAYOFFS

<Mochrie>  WTG Donna!
<SFry>     OMG Donna! :)

<JoeIsham> THE DALLAS STARS ARE MY TEAM, THEY'RE GOING ALL THE WAY
<JoeIsham> THE STARS WILL TRAMPLE BUFFALO SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY
<JoeIsham> BUT I'M A NEW HOCKEY FAN , AND I WASN'T AWARE IT
<JoeIsham> WAS A *TROPHY* CALLED THE "STANLEY CUP" AND THAT I COULDN'T
           WEAR IT!

<Meskimen> YOU CAN TELL I PLAY HOCKEY FROM LOOKING AT MY TEETH
<Meskimen> I TAKE OFF MY FACEMASK, AND THERE AREN'T ANY BENEATH
<Meskimen> IT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, A 60 MILE AN HOUR PUCK
<Meskimen> I TOOK IT IN THE MOUTH, AND SHOUTED..."OH, WHAT ROTTEN LUCK!"

<JoeIsham> Haha!
<SFry>     LOL!

<dfw>      THE THING THAT I LIKE BEST IS THE MUSIC AT THE GAMES
<dfw>      WHO ARE THE PLAYERS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES
<dfw>      I THOUGHT THAT SAILORS EARNED THE STANLEY CUP
<dfw>      AND WHEN THE PLAYERS START TO FIGHT I ALWAYS YELL "GROW UP!"

<Mochrie>  THE PLAYERS IN THOSE HOCKEY GAMES, THEY DO SOME DIRTY TRICKS
<Mochrie>  THEY SLAM EACH OTHER ON THE BOARDS, GET BEAT UP WITH THEIR STICKS
<Mochrie>  THE PLAYOFF TIME IS JUST AS BAD, IT REALLY IS YOU SEE
<Mochrie>  AND THIS YEAR, OL' TORONTO IS THE LATEST CASUALTY!

<SFry>     OH THE SABRES ARE MY FAVORITE TEAM.  THEY REALLY MAKE ME BEAM.
<SFry>     WHEN HASHEK MAKES A GOAL.  IT FILLS MY SOUL.
<SFry>     WE WILL DANCE ON THE CARS WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS. :)

* SFry sucks
* Bremner likes her form... maybe WL should adopt it.

<Mochrie>  Dancing on cars? That's my hobby!
<SFry>     LOL!

<Meskimen> Everybody: "WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS..."
<Mochrie>  WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS!!!!
<Bremner>  WHEN WE BEAT THE STARS!

<Mochrie>  Yay to you all!!!

<Dr_Nick>  I LIKE PLAYING HOCKEY, I REALLY LOVE TO SKATE
<Dr_Nick>  AND NOW WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS, AND I AM PLAYING GREAT
<Dr_Nick>  I'M IN A FIGHT 'CAUSE THEY ARE MAD THAT I GOT A HAT TRICK
<Dr_Nick>  I'M BEING GRABBED... HEY WATCH IT, THAT IS NOT MY HOCKEY STICK

<Meskimen> Yay Nick!
<SFry>     Wow, Nick good job

<JoeIsham> WHEN DALLAS PLAYS BUFFALO IT'S ALWAYS LOTS OF FUN
<JoeIsham> AND ALL THE FANS ON BOTH SIDES HAVE A LOT OF FUN
<JoeIsham> THE STARS AND THE SABRES WILL GIVE US LOTS OF THRILLS
<JoeIsham> IT'S TOO BAD THE SABRES WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE BILLS!

<JoeIsham> Only I could rhyme "fun" and "fun"!
<SFry>     Ehem!!!! I don't think so Joe :P

<JoeIsham> "COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE BILLS!" :)

<Mochrie>  I WATCHED THE HOCKEY PLAYOFFS JUST THE OTHER DAY
<Mochrie>  AND SOMETHING ELSE DID HAPPEN, MUCH TO MY DISMAY
<Mochrie>  THE GAME IT WAS PRE-EMPTED, IT ALMOST MADE ME THAT SICK
<Mochrie>  BUT WHEN I SAW IT WAS WHOSE LINE, I CHEERED FOR THAT "HAT TRICK!"

<Bremner>  THE SABRES OF BUFFALO, ARE NOT MY FAVOURITE TEAM
<Bremner>  THAT THEY BEAT TO IN THE PLAYOFFS, JUST MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM
<Bremner>  I WOULDN'T WANT TO TO LOSE, THAT WOULD CAUSE ME LOTS OF GRIEF
<Bremner>  EXCEPT IF THEY WERE PLAYING... CANADIENS VS. LEAFS!

<SFry>     Hey, stop picking on Buffalo! We'll beat your butts.  :)
<Bremner>  We'll march up and down the Peace Bridge until you proclaim the
           Leafs' superiority!
<SFry>     :P
<JoeIsham> Stars win 4-1! :) :) :) 

* SFry slaps Bremner around a bit with a large trout

<Mochrie>  HOCKEY IS A FUNNY SPORT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
<Mochrie>  WHY DO THEY BOTHER WITH THOSE STICKS, WHY NOT JUST USE THEIR HANDS
<Mochrie>  BUT THEN WHEN I GET THINKING, AND HAVE TIME TO SAVOUR
<Mochrie>  IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS SOMEONE BEATS THE SABRES! ;-)

<JoeIsham> "SOMEONE BEATS THE SABRES!"

<Mochrie>  Hehe, sorry Mol ;-)
<SFry>     LOL! I don't take offense.
<Meskimen> Because your team has none :)
<SFry>     Honestly I don't think they'll win. But I wouldn't say it in
           public.
<Mochrie>  LOL!!!
<SFry>     Ehem, Jeff! NEXT!!!
<Meskimen> Just kidding. I don't even watch hockey :)
<Mochrie>  Perhaps a new game, or new topic? Or just continue rattling
           Sabres....fans.
<SFry>     I usually don't watch it either, but since they're in the
           playoffs I thought I would route for them.
<Mochrie>  Root! Root! You're not on my root route!
<SFry>     D'oh, I did a Colin!
<JoeIsham> Route route route for the home team!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Aube, Blondie1, Duddy, EmileJ, Gregsgirl, jk
Scene:   The Whoser Hoedown Infestation of March 29, 2000. The gang started
         with Hoedowns celebrating Tracy's birthday, but soon escalated to
         Hoedowns about other Whosers, not only those in IRC that night.

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Aube>      The 28th was Tracy's birthday, folks.
<EmileJ>    Awww, happy belated b-day Tracy.
<Blondie1>  And I feel *much* older than I am!

* EmileJ gives Tracy a big b-day hug.
* Gregsgirl hugs Tracy "Happy Birthday" :o)

<Blondie1>  Awww, thanks..now if a certain *someone* had remembered today, I
            wouldn't be kickin' ass come morning.

* Aube hugs Trace - see the board.
* jk gives Ang a locely Proopsicle.

<Aube>      Locely?
<jk>        *sigh*
<EmileJ>    BTW, Here's a belated Birthday hoedown for you Trace....*clears
            throat*

<EmileJ>    THERE IS A WHOSER PRESENT, WHO BRIGHTENS UP OUR NIGHTS
<EmileJ>    SHE MAKES US HOWL WITH LAUGHTER, SHE NEVER EVER FIGHTS
<EmileJ>    OUR TRACY IS SO SPECIAL, SO I PROPOSE A CHEER
<EmileJ>    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRACY, FROM ALL THE WHOSERS HERE!

<Gregsgirl> Oh no! HD!
<Aube>      Yay! *applause*
<Gregsgirl> That was pretty good, LOL! *claps* How do u come up with these
            things Emile?! LOL, good one! :o)
<Blondie1>  OMG....Em that was good! :)
<EmileJ>    Hoedowns are my strong point. :)

<jk>        I HAVE A FAVORITE WHOSER, HER NAME IS TRACY
<jk>        I MUST ADMIT, SHE KINDA DRIVES ME CRAZY
<jk>        I WISH SHE WASN'T MARRIED, I WISH THAT SHE WAS HERE
<jk>        I WISH SHE'D WEAR SOME WHIPPED CREAM WHILE I NIBBLED ON HER EAR

<Blondie1>  Oh boy.....*g*
<Gregsgirl> LOL! Now you're in trouble, LOL! *g*
<EmileJ>    Jeff!
<Blondie1>  LOL!!!
<Aube>      ROFL!
<jk>        OK, so I'm no Emile either! :) 

<Aube>      I KNOW A WHOSER, TRACY, SHE REALLY IS QUITE FUN
<Aube>      SHE LISTENS TO MY RANTING AND IS VERY HARD TO STUN
<Aube>      SHE'S ON THE CON COMMITTEE, AND NOW I HAVE TO SAY
<Aube>      THAT SHE WAS FAR TOO CHICKEN TO MENTION HER BIRTHDAY!

<Gregsgirl> LOL! Mention her birthday!
<Blondie1>  LOL!

<jk>        I'VE *ANOTHER* FAVORITE WHOSER, HER NAME IS NATTIE...
<jk>        EVERYONE KNOWS HOW SHE DRIVES ME BATTY 
<jk>        I HOPE TO SEE HER SOON, AT THE CON I SUPPOSE... 
<jk>        UNTIL THEN I'LL JUST CAUSE HER TO BLOW COFFEE OUT HER NOSE!

<Aube>      LOL!
<Gregsgirl> LOL! Don't look at me! LOL! I ain't doin' no Hoedown! *g* (Ryan
            has inhabited me! *gasp* lol *g*)
<Aube>      Are you logging this, Em?
<EmileJ>    And now, my Natalie hoedown....

<EmileJ>    NATALIE'S THE WHOSER QUEEN OF THE PSEUDONYM
<EmileJ>    SHE'S CHANGING HER HANDLE ALMOST ALWAYS ON A WHIM
<EmileJ>    FROM AUBERON TO D'AVRANCHES AND MANY IN BETWEEN
<EmileJ>    SHE IS ONE OF THE LOVELIEST GIRLS I'VE EVER SEEN!

<Gregsgirl> Aww, LOL! *clap*
<Aube>      *smile*

* Aube hugs her fave Ex.
* EmileJ returns the hug.

<jk>        I'VE *ANOTHER* FAVORITE WHOSER, HER HANDLE IS GREGSGIRL...
<jk>        IF ONLY SHE WERE OLDER, I'D GIVE HER QUITE A WHIRL...

<Gregsgirl> Oh no...here we go! :oP LOL! "Help Me!" LOL!
<Blondie1>  Nope, you're on your own...good hoedown btw Em:)
<Gregsgirl> Fine! :oP LOL! *g*
<Blondie1>  LOL!

<jk>        SHE LAUGHS AT ANYTHING, SHE'S EASILY TICKLED...
<jk>        JUST DON'T TRY TO HAND HER A LOVELY POOPSICLE!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  ROTFL!!!!!
<Gregsgirl> Hahaha *g*
<Gregsgirl> Any1 game enuf to an Emile HD?... *g*


<jk>        I'VE ANOTHER FAVORITE WHOSER, HIS NAME IS EMILE...
<jk>        HE'S A GUY... <faints>

<Blondie1>  THERE ONCE WAS A WHOSER, WHOSE NAME IS EMILE
<Blondie1>  HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY, HE DOES A HOEDOWN SO REAL
<Blondie1>  HE'S THE BEST TO HAVE AS A FRIEND, HE IS SO SINCERE...
<Blondie1>  Damn......I'm losing it here! :)

<Gregsgirl> Aww neva mind Tracy, LOL!
<jk>        Tracy... that rhymed!
<Gregsgirl> Awesome one Jeff! LOL!
<Blondie1>  Never have I claimed to be able to do a Hoedown! :)

<EmileJ>    JEFF IS ONE OF THE COOLEST OF THE WHOSER GUYS
<EmileJ>    HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE US LAUGH (AND DO GREAT THINGS WITH PIES)
<EmileJ>    HIS LAST NAME'S UNPRONOUNCEABLE, I'VE TRIED IT ALL I CAN
<EmileJ>    AND IT'S PROBABLY THE REASON HE'S BECOME THE TYPO MAN!

<Gregsgirl> LOL Emile! *g*
<jk>        Hehe, thanks Emile! :)

* Duddy (matthew@62.136.89.98) has joined #WLIIA

<Gregsgirl> Hey Matt! :o)
<Duddy>     Mornin' all! :)
<Blondie1>  Hiya Matt! :)
<Aube>      Yo Matt!
<Duddy>     Greetings to Tracy, Jeff, Ang, Emile and Nat!

<Aube>      EMILE AND I WERE MARRIED ONCE, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS
<Aube>      BUT THOUGH WE'VE SPLIT WE GET ON GREAT, AND I THINK IT SHOWS
<Aube>      HE'S MY VERY FAVOURITE EX, AND WILL BE 'TIL THE END
<Aube>      BECAUSE HE ISN'T JUST MY EX, HE'S ALSO A GREAT FRIEND!

<Aube>      Em, ya like my HD for you?
<EmileJ>    Awww, nice HD Nat! *hug*

<EmileJ>    ANGIE'S A NEW ZEALANDER, FROM FAR ACROSS THE OCEAN
<EmileJ>    SHE'S FUNNY AND SHE'S WITTY, ALWAYS CAUSING A COMMOTION
<EmileJ>    NATTIE LIKES TO CALL HER SLAG, AND I ALWAYS, ALWAYS LAUGH
<EmileJ>    SHE'S DEFINITELY A SWEETIE, SHE'S A WHOSER AND A HALF!

<Gregsgirl> Aww, LOL, thanks Emile! :o)

<jk>        NOW HERE'S A COOL WHOSER GUY, HIS NAME IS MATT
<jk>        THE GOOD OLD UK IS WHERE HE IS AT...
<jk>        THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT HIM I FIND REALLY FINE....

<Duddy>     Shall I go now? :)
<Gregsgirl> No! LOL, stay put! *g*

* Blondie1 pins Matt down..you'll listen and you'll like it! :)
* Duddy has never had it so good ;)

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  LOL!
<Gregsgirl> U use safety pins?... *g*
<Duddy>     Here it comes...

<jk>        IT'S NICE TO HAVE A GUY HERE WHOSE HAIR'S LONGER THAN MINE!

<Blondie1>  LOL!
<Duddy>     *phew*

<EmileJ>    MATT'S THE U.K. WHOSER WITH A DIRTY, DIRTY MIND
<EmileJ>    THE INNUENDO HE CAN SPIN CAN ALMOST MAKE YOU BLIND
<EmileJ>    HE CAN MAKE US ROAR WITH LAUGHTER, AND THIS AIN'T JUST FLATTERY
<EmileJ>    I SWEAR HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR TONY SLATTERY!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!!
<Blondie1>  LOL, yay!
<Duddy>     You have found my alter ego! :)

<Aube>      MATT IS FROM H*LL, WHICH IS CLOSE TO THE H*MBER
<Aube>      IF HE WERE FROM CANADA, HE'D BE JACKING LUMBER
<Aube>      INSTEAD HE'S ON THE RADIO AND TO INTRODUCE THE BANDS
<Aube>      AND YOU KNOW HE'S ALWAYS THINKING OF HOW TO USE HIS *CENSORED*

<Gregsgirl> LOL Nattie!

<Duddy>     EMILE IS CANUCK, WE KNOW HIM OH SO WELL
<Duddy>     THE MOMENT HE COMES ONLINE, OUR PRIDE AS ONE DOES SWELL
<Duddy>     HE WORKS IN A CASINO, BUT HE DON'T GIVE NO LIPS
<Duddy>     CAUSE IF HE DID WE'RE CERTAIN HE WILL HAVE HAD HIS CHIPS!

<Duddy>     That's the best I can do pre-bedtime :)

<jk>        AND NOW LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE WHOSERS WHO HAVE SINCE DEPARTED
<jk>        LIKE LORI, BROOKE, AND ALL OF THOSE WHO LEFT BEFORE WE STARTED 
<jk>        THE ASHLEYS AND THE TASHIAS AND THE MARSHAS AND THE LOT...
<jk>        LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE RONALDOS...ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S NOT! 

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<Aube>      I REALLY DO MISS TASHIA, SHE WAS THE TAPING SAINT
<Aube>      SHE NEVER WAS A SWOONER, SHE NEVER ONCE DID FAINT
<Aube>      SHE WRITES VERY STYLISHLY IN SPANISH AND IN FRENCH
<Aube>      AND WE ALL KNOW SHE WOULD LIKE TO GET PAUL M. ON A PARK BENCH!

<Gregsgirl> LOL, good one Nat! :o)

<EmileJ>    WELL, MY NAME IS EMILE, AS YOU'RE PROBABLY AWARE
<EmileJ>    I'M LANKY AND I'M GEEKY, BUT A WHOSER TO BE FAIR
<EmileJ>    THE FURIES TRY TO CORRUPT ME, HAS THEIR ENERGY BEEN SPENT?
<EmileJ>    BUT I THINK THAT IT'S BEEN WORKING, I'M NOT QUITE SO INNOCENT!

<Aube>      Are we hd'ing ourselves now?
<Gregsgirl> LOL Emile!

<Duddy>     YOUNG JEFFREY IS UNCOMPROMISING IN WHO HE LIKES AND NOT
<Duddy>     HE'LL TELL YOU WHO'S GOOD ON TV AND WHO'S A LOAD OF ROT
<Duddy>     I'M GOING TO HYPNOTISE HIM, AND LET HIM TAKE THE WRATH
<Duddy>     CAUSE WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, HE'LL SUDDENLY LIKE GEORGE MCGRATH!

<Gregsgirl> Ew! George McGrath! :oP LOL!
<EmileJ>    LOL Matt! You cruel, cruel bastard! ;-) (j/k of course!)
<Duddy>     Emile - that's the biggest compliment I've ever been paid! :)
<EmileJ>    LOLOL!!!!!
<jk>        "YOUNG", Matt? Thank ye! :)
<Duddy>     Jeff - the pleasure was all mine....I think. :)

<Blondie1>  MATT IS A WHOSER, HE REALLY IS A CHARM
<Blondie1>  HE ENJOYS A GOOD FLIRT, BUT REALLY MEANS NO HARM
<Blondie1>  HE REALLY IS A JOY TO HAVE AS A FRIEND
<Blondie1>  AND I'M GLAD TO SEE HE'S A WHOSER RIGHT 'TIL THE END!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  So I'm behind..getting sleepy! :)
<Duddy>     Thanks Trace *xxxxx*
<Blondie1>  NP darlin'! :)

<Aube>      WELL, MY NAME IS NATALIE, BUT I NEVER GO BY THAT
<Aube>      I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS HAT
<Aube>      I HAVE A REPUTATION, I'M PART OF WHOSER LORE
<Aube>      AFTER ALL, WHO ELSE WILL ADMIT TO BEING THE LOSER WHORE?

<Duddy>     LOL!
<Blondie1>  OMG..LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Aww, LOL!
<Aube>      *giggle*

* Aube apologises for her last hoedown, but come on, the pun was so
  inviting... :)

<Blondie1>  MY NAME IS TRACY, AND PROUD TO BE WHOSER
<Blondie1>  IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS MY HONEY THINKS I'M A LOSER
<Blondie1>  BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE FRIENDS THAT I DO
<Blondie1>  SO TO ALL THE WHOSERS, THIS IS FOR YOU!

<Gregsgirl> Aww, LOL! :o)
<Blondie1>  That was sentimental.  Must be time for sleep soon. :)

<EmileJ>    THE WHOSERS ARE A BIG, BIG BUNCH OF VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE
<EmileJ>    WE SHARE EACH OTHER'S COMPANY, WE LAUGH, SOMETIMES WE WEEP-LE
<EmileJ>    WE PLAY THE GAMES THAT MAKE WHOSE LINE OUR VERY FAVOURITE SHOW
<EmileJ>    I NEVER THOUGHT SO MANY WONDERFUL FRIENDS I'D GET TO KNOW.

<Aube>      Weep-le, Em? :)
<jk>        Weep-le?
<Blondie1>  Awww...weeple?
<Duddy>     Weep-le??? Since when has Steve Frost been online?? :)
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<EmileJ>    Sosueme! I needed a rhyme, dammit!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  LOL!
<jk>        Kind of a stretch there, dontch athink! :)
<EmileJ>    I athink Jeff!

* Aube is glad she's not drinking any coffee at the mo!

<jk>        Well, it's as good as "grouse-ing" :)
<Blondie1>  So are we Nattie:)

<Duddy>     SAMANTHA IS THE WHOSER WHOSE SARCASM FLOWS ALONG
<Duddy>     SHE WON'T TAKE ANY PRISONERS IF SHE THINKS SOMEONE IS WRONG
<Duddy>     BUT HER MAIN ROLE IN LIFE, AS NIALL ONCE FAMOUSLY SAID
<Duddy>     IS TO PROVE TO US ONCE AND FOR ALL SHE IS A NATURAL REDHEAD

<EmileJ>    THE HOEDOWNS OF WHOSE LINE HAVE BECOME AN INSTITUTION
<EmileJ>    WE ALWAYS WAIT WITH BATED BREATH FOR RYAN'S RESOLUTION
<EmileJ>    SOMETIMES HE MAKES IT BRILLIANT, BUT SOMETIMES HE CAN FLOP
<EmileJ>    CAUSE COLIN'S WAY-OUT HOEDOWNS ARE SOMETIMES HARD TO TOP!

<Gregsgirl> Yes! LOL!
<Gregsgirl> LOL Emile! :o) His HD last nite made no sense! LOL!
<Duddy>     Everybody who writes a hoedown gets a free bowl of jello...
<Gregsgirl> Fabulous!
<jk>        Fabukous!
<Gregsgirl> LOL, we're gonna remember that line for awhile aren't we! *g*
            LOL Jeff!
<Duddy>     FabuKous? LOL!

<Aube>      LET'S NOT FORGET DEAR JESSIE, WHO ALSO GOES BY LOA
<Aube>      SHE IS MY GAELIC SISTER, AND SHE WEARS A FEATHER BOA
<Aube>      WE ONCE DID TRY TO TANGO, AND BOTH FELL ON THE GROUND
<Aube>      "NEVER TANGO ON A THROWRUG" IS THE MORAL THAT WE FOUND

<Gregsgirl> LOL Nat! :o)
<Blondie1>  LOL!
<EmileJ>    I wonder how I should arrange this, should I put each hoedown
            sorted by subject or should I just leave them in as they come.
<Aube>      Em: just call it the mega hoedowning session of march 28/29!
<Blondie1>  Yay, good date Nattie:)
<Aube>      *g*
<EmileJ>    Good plan! "I remember the big Hoedown infestation of March 29,
            2000."
<Blondie1>  And it's certainly a date I cannot forget..I like that! :) Oh
            gee, Gram's bday now...she's 95! :)

<Duddy>     EMILE IS A TOP BLOKE, HE HAS EVERYONE AS A PAL
<Duddy>     HE IS OFTEN PEACEMAKER ON SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL
<Duddy>     BUT HE'S ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF ME, FOR TIME THAT GOES SO LONG
<Duddy>     FOR WHEN I SET A QUIZ, HE NEVER GETS ONE WRONG

<Gregsgirl> Aww, Happy Birthday Tracy's Gram! :o)
<Aube>      Happy birthday, trace's gran!
<Blondie1>  Yay....*applause*
<Gregsgirl> LOL, true! *g*

<jk>        IT'S TRACY'S GRAN'S BIRTHDAY, OH HAPPY HAPPY DAY
<jk>        OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANNY, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY...

<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  LOL!
<Aube>      Cute. Dancebreak?

<jk>        IT'S HIGHLY UNORIGINAL, BUT IT'S HOW I FEEL...
<jk>        AND IT'S BETTER THAN "WHY DOES YOUR BATHWATER LOOK LIKE OATMEAL?"

<Duddy>     LOL, you haven't quite got the hang of this, have you Jeff? :)
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  LOL, it was still nice Jeff, thank you! :)
<EmileJ>    Hehe!

* EmileJ changes topic to 'I remember that there Hoedown Infestation of
  March 29, Two ought zero zero...'

<Aube>      *giggle*
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Two ought?...
<EmileJ>    Old geezer talk. ;-)
<Aube>      Ought is another word for zero, unless he means nought.
<Gregsgirl> That's what I was thinking...

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: D_Siegel, GregP, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   The Star Wars Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<D_Siegel>  I GOT MY STAR WARS FILM JUST THE OTHER DAY
<D_Siegel>  WHEN I FINALLY SAW GREG I THOUGHT I'D FADE AWAY
<D_Siegel>  SEEING THE FILM AGAIN BROUGHT ME LOTS OF MEMORIES
<D_Siegel>  LIKE WHEN I LEFT THE THEATRE AND HAD FORGOTTEN MY KEYS!

<GregP>     THE OTHER DAY I PURCHASED THE STAR WARS PODRACE GAME
<GregP>     IT'S DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS, AND YET IT'S QUITE THE SAME
<GregP>     I CAN RACE ON ANY COURSE, I GET FREEDOM OF CHOICE
<GregP>     BUT THE PART I LIKE THE BEST IS THE ANNOUNCER'S VOICE!

<Gregsgirl> LOL, woohoo! *claps*
<GregP>     That's all true, BTW! :-)

<Meskimen>  MY FAVORITE MOVIE WAS STAR WARS AS A KID
<Meskimen>  I'D SEE IT EACH DAY WITH MY FRIENDS, YES INDEED I DID
<Meskimen>  BUT EACH TIME LEIA CAME ON SCREEN, MY FRIENDS WOULD GO "OH NO..."
<Meskimen>  'CAUSE RIGHT THERE IN THE THEATER, I'D DO A "HAN SOLO"! 

<Lisa00>    Jeff!!!
<GregP>     Ewwwwww! And yet so very WL!
<Gregsgirl> Ew, LOL!

<Mochrie>   I WENT OUT TO SEE STAR WARS AT THE MOVIES YESTERDAY
<Mochrie>   FOR THE SNACKS AND THE ADMISSION, MANY DOLLARS I MUST PAY
<Mochrie>   I LOVED ALL THE CHARACTERS, FROM LEIA TO CHEWBACCA
<Mochrie>   BUT THE USHER TOSSED ME OUT WHEN I TRIED TO SMOKE TOBACCO!

<Mochrie>   Alright, not the most inspired verse...
<Gregsgirl> LOL! *g*
<GregP>     But it was cool! :-)

<Meskimen>  "TRIED TO SMOKE TOBACCO...."
<GregP>     "TRIED TO SMOKE TOBACCO...."

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Bremner, ChipEsten, D_Siegel, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene:   The Lifeguard Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Bremner>   I SIT ON VENICE BEACH, YOUNG, CUTE AND SO BULKED UP
<Bremner>   BECAUSE LIFEGUARDING HAS BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I WAS A LITTLE PUP
<Bremner>   I HAD A RESCUE JUST LAST NIGHT, I ONLY SAID "OH NO!"
<Bremner>   BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED CPR, JUST RUNNING IN SLO-MO!

<Mochrie>   Hehe, cute.

<ChipEsten> I AM A HANDSONE LIFEGUARD, THE GIRLS ALL FLOCK TO ME
<ChipEsten> THEY PRETEND THAT THEY ARE DROWNING SO I RESCUE THEM YOU SEE
<ChipEsten> THEN AS I START THE CPR AFTER GETTING THEM OFF THE BOAT
<ChipEsten> THEY SUDDENLY WAKE UP AND PUT THEIR TONGUES RIGHT DOWN MY THROAT!

<ChipEsten> *Dance break!*

<D_Siegel>  SHARLA IS MY FRIEND WHO LIFEGAURDS AT THE POOL
<D_Siegel>  AND AS ALL MY FRIENDS SHE IS WAY COOL!
<D_Siegel>  BUT INSTEAD OF DOING HER JOB SHE TRIES TO PICK UP GUYS
<D_Siegel>  AND ABOUT HOW MANY SHE GETS, I'M PRETTY SURE SHE LIES! =)

<JoeIsham>  OH, LAST WEEK I WENT SWIMMING ON A SOUTH TEXAS BEACH
<JoeIsham>  I WAS RESCUED BY A LIFEGUARD WHO'S AS CUTE AS A PEACH
<JoeIsham>  WHEN I RECOVERED, I ASKED WHO SHE COULD BE
<JoeIsham>  AND THAT'S WHEN SHE ANSWERED "PAMELA ANDERSON LEE"!

<ChipEsten> *saw that one a mile off* :)
<Meskimen>  Dream on, Joe :)
<D_Siegel>  You wish!

<Meskimen>  LAST SUMMER AS A LIFEGUARD, I GOT IN QUITE A MESS
<Meskimen>  WAY OUT THERE I SPIED A LOVELY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
<Meskimen>  SHE HAD A LOVELY FIGURE, EYES OF BLUE AND HAIR OF BROWN
<Meskimen>  AND AS I WAS TRANSFIXED BY HER GREAT BEAUTY... SHE DROWNED

<ChipEsten> LOL!
<Mochrie>   LOL!!
<Bremner>   LOL Jeff!
<JoeIsham>  Haha!
<D_Siegel>  LOL!!
<ChipEsten> Heartless, cruel, vicious, unwarranted - funny!

<Mochrie>   I WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN NOT TOO LONG AGO
<Mochrie>   BUT WHEN I STARTED DROWNING, THE LIFEGUARD SAID "OH NO!"
<Mochrie>   HE DOVE INTO THE WATER, AND WHEN HE WAS WITHIN REACH
<Mochrie>   HE PUSHED ME EVEN FURTHER OUT, OH WHAT A STUPID BEACH!

<Bremner>   WHAT A STUPID BEACH!!!
<ChipEsten> WHAT A STUPID BEACH!!!!!!
<Meskimen>  WHAT A STUPID BEACH!!!
<JoeIsham>  WHAT A STUPID BEACH!
<D_Siegel>  WHAT A STUPID BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!!

<Mochrie>   Yee-haw!
<ChipEsten> Wahey!!
<Bremner>   Yippee!
<ChipEsten> Enjoyed that! :)
<Meskimen>  Emile is still the hoedown king :)
<Mochrie>   Yours topped mine though Jeff!
<Meskimen>  Nah, yours was better.
<Bremner>   Jeff's was great!

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: armadillo, CMoose, LizZard, othergreg
Scene:   The Cereal Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<othergreg> I JUST LOVE THE BREAKFAST TIME WITH ALL THE FOOD I TAKES
<othergreg> I JUST ADORE EATING FROSTED FLAKES
<othergreg> BUT WHEN I HAVE THE DESPARATE URGE AND WHEN I THINK I CAN,
<othergreg> I GET A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS AND TOUCH THAT LEPRACHAUN

<LizZard>   I TAKE BONG HITS, FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
<LizZard>   I TAKE THEM WITHOUT WARNING
<LizZard>   THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO CAUSE ANY ALARMS
<LizZard>   NOW I KNOW WHY THEY'RE MAGICAL LUCKY CHARMS

<CMoose>    I READ THE POLICE REPORTS AND IT MADE ME SHAKE
<CMoose>    A GUY'S BEEN GOING AROUND KILLING CORNFLAKES
<CMoose>    IT WAS A SHOCKER, OH YES IT WAS A CHILLER
<CMoose>    I THOUGHT THEY MEANT SOMETHING ELSE BY THE NAME 'CEREAL KILLER'

<othergreg> LOL!

<armadillo> I HAVE A CEREAL THAT IS QUITE NEW
<armadillo> I'M SURE IF YOU TRIED IT, YOU'D LIKE IT TOO
<armadillo> MY CEREAL COMES FROM AFRICA, AS DOES ALL MY STUFFS
<armadillo> BOY, I SURE LOVE EATING COCOA PUFFS!

<CMoose>    EATING COCOA PUFFS!
<othergreg> EATING COCOA PUFFS!
<LizZard>   EATING COCO PUFFS!
<armadillo> EATING COCOA PUFFS!

* CMoose hits his buzzer.
* othergreg makes desparate lunge for buzzer

<LizZard>   I saw the cereal killer thing coming!
<armadillo> AAAAAH!
<LizZard>   I took the proops approach. Drug related.
<CMoose>    I had to use the old joke, the cereal killer
<armadillo> Sexual innuendo isn't always a bad thing...

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Game:    Hoedown
Players: Armadillo, EmileJ, Matt-W
Scene:   The Hell Hoedown 

(Imagine hoedown music is playing in background)

<Armadillo> I ONCE TOOK A TOUR THROUGH HELL, IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE
<Armadillo> THE TOUR BUS WAS QUITE CLEAN AND THE FOOD HAD JUST ENOUGH SPICE
<Armadillo> BUT AS I LOWERED INTO THE ABYSS, I SAW WHAT WAS CAUSING TENSION
<Armadillo> ALL THESE YEARS, HELL WAS A REPUBLICAN CONVENTION!

* Armadillo nudges Em

<EmileJ>    I KNOW OF A FUN, OLD PLACE, IT REALLY IS QUITE SWELL
<EmileJ>    MY BEST CHUM LUCIFER LIVES THERE, THE PLACE IS KNOWN AS HELL
<EmileJ>    THERE'S FIRE AND THERE'S BRIMSTONE EVERY NIGHT AND NOON AND MORNY
<EmileJ>    AND IT'S GREAT TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH SOMEONE WHO'S THAT HORNY

<Armadillo> lol!
<EmileJ>    *bows* I haven't lost my touch!

<Matt-W>    WELCOME TO HELL, THE PIT OF MISERY
<Matt-W>    WHERE KILLERS, CROOKS, AND SINNERS DIE IN AGONY
<Matt-W>    RIGHT NOW IT'S KIND OF FROSTY, BUT IT'S COLD FOR A REASON
<Matt-W>    DHARMA AND GREG JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR ANOTHER SEASON

<Armadillo> LOL!
<Armadillo> FOR ANOTHER SEASOOOOONN!

<Matt-W>    Hehe! I can't believe that show surived the last few seasons
            too..
<Armadillo> That game was a huge hit.

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