--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games --------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOEDOWNS (Part One) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: Merton, Mochrie, She-Ryan, Vranch Scene: The Weather / El Nino Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) RAIN RAIN GO AWAY... (no wait) LOL....very Merton-esque! Hehe! I THINK I KNOW THE FORECAST, I REALLY DO, I WISH CAUSE I'M A SILLY WEATHERMAN AND MY NAME IS MICHAEL FISH ITS NOT TOO HARD TO PREDICT IT IN THE MAIN BECAUSE IN ENGLAND ALL IT DOES IS RAIN LOL That's great! (I told you I wasn't ready!) You did wonderfully! THIS WINTER'S BEEN A WEIRD ONE, WITH RAIN AND SLEET AND SNOW AND IF THERE'S SOMETHING TO BLAME IT ON, IT'S CALLED EL NINO IT'S A GIANT THING OF HOT AIR THAT DRIFTS OVER THE SEA AND THE FUNNY THING ABOUT EL NINO, IS THAT IT IS ME... LOL Hehe! Now that was good! Thanks! Yes indeed it was! ONCE I WAS IN A TORNADO, IT WAS REALLY NEAT IT WAS THE FIRST POWERFUL THING TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET! OH, BUT WAIT, MY BOYFRIEND SWEPT ME WITHOUT CARE HE AND THE TORNADO ARE BOTH FULL OF HOT AIR! Hehehe Ash! WELL WE'VE BEEN HAVING WEATHER, LOTS AND LOTS OF RAIN BUT WHAT I DO TO PASS THE TIME RIDS ME OF ALL PAIN I REALLY LIKE THE FACT WE'RE HAVING NOAH'S FLOOD'S RERUN IT MAKES ME TRULY SHUN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS, THE DAYS WITH SUN! OK, so i'm not in top form today... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: Clive, EstenC, McShaneM, Mochrie, PMerton Scene: The Meeting Colin Mochrie Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) TODAY I MEET MY MAN WHO I SEE ON TV HE IS NICE AND ALSO A CANADIAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT COMES AFTER THIS VERSE BUT HE IS KEEN! COLIN'S REALLY HAPPY, HE NEVER EVER FROWNS! BUT THE THING HE REALLY HATES IS SINGING IN HOEDOWNS. HE FAINTS HE LAUGHS HE RANTS AND RAVES, HE SHOUTS OUT "INSTRUMENTAL!" AND SOMETIMES WHEN HE'S OUT OF RHYMES HE FAINTS... * EstenC faints :D LOL! ROTFL! LOL...cool! Hee hee! I WAS WATCHING TELEVISION JUST THE OTHER DAY THE SHOW THAT I WAS WATCHING WAS 'WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?' I LIKE TO SEE GREG PROOPS AND TONY SLATTERY BUT THE COOLEST GUY WITHOUT A DOUBT IS COLIN MOCHRIE Yea! Very good! OH I AM SO DARN NERVOUS, I'M REALLY FILLED WITH FRIGHT IN MEETING COLIN MOCHRIE, ON SATURDAY NIGHT WE'LL SEE HIM AT WAYNE GRETZKY'S, IN THE CITY OF T.O. OH, COLIN IS AMAZING, HE'S MY PERSONAL HERO! Very good! Thanks. OH HOW MY HEART LEAPS WHEN I HEAR THE WHOSE LINE THEME ITS JUST ABOUT THE BEST TV SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN RAVING ABOUT WHOSE LINE COULD BECOME A BORE BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I SEE COLIN DO HIS DINOSAUR LOL! THERE'S THIS GUY ON WHOSE LINE I LIKE SO MUCH, YOU SEE HE'S VERY VERY FUNNY, HIS NAME IS COLIN MOCHRIE HE'S SO GOOD AT IMPROV, HE COULD REALLY WRITE A TOME I LOVED IT BEST WHEN HE WAS ELVIS IN A NURSING HOME! EVERYBODY: IN A NURSING HOME! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: EstenC, Izzard, McShaneM, Mochrie, PeterCook Scene: The Party Quirks Hoedown (It was played just before a game of Party Quirks, and as you'll see, gets out of hand!) (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) I LIKE PARTY QUIRKING, I REALLY REALLY DO WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE... I INVITE ALL THESE PEOPLE, I REALLY WONDER WHY THERE JUST A BIG COLLECTION OF CRAZY, CRAZY GUYS... Haha! LOL Too funny Izzie! SITTING HERE BY MYSELF, WAITING FOR THE GAME TESTING MY INTELLIGENCE, IT PUTS ME TO GREAT SHAME I'M SURE I'LL HAVE NO IDEA, WHAT THEY'LL CHOSE TO BE OH WELL I DON'T THINK THAT THEY WILL HOLD IT AGAINST ME DON'T YOU WORRY KIRK, OUR WORK IS ALMOST DONE AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL BE HAVING FUN... KIRK'S A CRAZY KINDA GUY HES GOOD AT HOEDOWNS HE PERFORMS THEM READILY TO WIPE AWAY OUR FROWNS NOW HE'S ABOUT TO HOST A GAME OF PARTY QUIRKS WHEN HE SEES HOW TOUGH THE QUIRKS ARE, HE'LL THINK WE ALL ARE JERKS WE'VE GOT ALL THE QUIRKS, AND WE'RE READY TO COME IN... WITH ANY LUCK HE'LL GUESS THEM ALL AND COME OUT WITH A WIN SO LET'S GET STARTED, BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE... IN WE GO TO DO THE QUIRKS AND SHARE THEM WITH OUR MATE. YA-HOO YEE-HA Heh... what have i started! LOL IT'S TIME TO PLAY A FUN GAME, AND IT'S CALLED PARTY QUIRKS IT'S KINDA HARD TO DESCRIBE AND BARELY EVER WORKS SOME PEOPLE ACT LIKE WEIRDOS AND THE HOST TRIES TO GUESS AND IT'S ALMOST SO IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT CAUSE SOME DISTRESS! And now on the Hoedown channel... we should make a #hoedown channel just for singing conversations... Good idea... ...not! I don't even like hoedowns on the real show! DING DONG! THE BELL HAS RUNG, I SHOULD GET THE DOOR I HOPE THIS GAME WILL BE REALLY FUN, AND NOT A BORING SNORE! I'M KIDDING OF COURSE, I JUST MADE A JEST AND NOW I'LL GET THE DOOR AND INVITE IN MY FIRST GUEST! "Hoedown Quirks" - the host has to guess the quirks while singing in hoedown style... Stop! ROTFL! Heehee! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: AshleyRya, Deano, JLoa, Mochrie, Schroeder, Vranch Scene: The Making Fun Of Yourself Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) I'M A KIWI FAN, I'VE A STORY TO BE TOLD CAN I HELP IT THAT I'M 31 YEARS OLD I THINK ITS KIND OF SAD THAT MY HAIR IS GOING GREY AND DO YOU KNOW I FORGOT TO GO TO WORK TODAY! I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT I CAN BE QUITE A KLUTZ HOWEVER I HOPE THAT NO ONE THINKS THAT I'M REALLY A PUTZ I'M AFRAID I GET SORTA CARRIED AWAY IT CAN BE ANNOYING YOU FIGURE BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE BOUNCING AROUND HAS EARNED ME THE NICKNAME TIGGER! I'M 22 AND GEEKY, AND THAT'S NOT REALLY ALL I'M TALL AND KINDA LANKY, AND KLUTZY WHEN I FALL I'M STUDYING COMPUTERS IN UNIVERISTY AND EVERYTHING I DO TURNS INTO A MOCHRIE!! HELLO MY NAME IS ASHLEY, AND I AM SEVENTEEN I ADMIT I'M THE MOST STARSTRUCK FAN THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO CONTESTANTS, I'M AS CRAZY AS A LOON THE SIGHT OR NAME OF EVERY ONE CAUSES ME TO ::SWOON::!! WELL, SOMETIMES I JUST LIKE TO STARE UP AT THE WALL... LOOKING AT MY SELF IN THE MIRROR I THINK I'M KINDA SMALL... I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING, AND NO IT'S NOT THAT THAT'S SUNG... BUT I'LL ENSURE EVERYONE, THAT I AM QUITE WELL HUNG... MY NAME IS NICKO, I DONT LIKE TO SING DOING HOEDOWNS JUST ISN'T MY THING SO WHILE YOU GUYS DO THAT I'LL GO AWAY AND SURF COZ HOEDOWNS ARE THE THING I HATE MOST UPON THIS EARTH! KIND OF LIKE MY HUSBAND, I AM A TOTAL GEEK TRYING TO BE A SCHOLAR, AND WANTING TO LEARN GREEK ALAS, MY BRAIN IS WASTED ON MUSIC, SENSELESS ART AND YES, ON TOP OF THAT, SOME PEOPLE THINK ME A TART! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: Bremner, EstenC, Merts, MikeMcSha Scene: The Breakfast Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) GETTING UP IN THE MORNING, A REALLY LOUSY TASK GET OUT OF BED AND YOU FALL OUT ON YOUR ASS BUT I GET REALLY PEPPY, HERE'S WHAT WORKS FOR ME BE LIKE RYAN IN HELPING HANDS EAT CEREAL AND TEA! I GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND NO I'M NOT FAKIN' I TAKE OUT A PLATE AND I COOK SOME EGGS AND BACON THIS ALL HAPPENS AFTER A LOT OF BED TOSSAGE I ONLY REALLY DO IT SO I CAN PICK UP MY SAUSAGE! WHEN I GET OUT OF BED I USUALLY HAVE THE SHAKES BUT THEY GO AWAY WHEN I EAT MY CORN FLAKES BUT IF I'M FEELING FANCY OR I'M PLAYING HOST I MAKE MY SPECIALTY, WHICH IS REAL FRENCH TOAST! WHEN I GET MY BREAKFAST, IT'S NEVER REALLY GOOD IT TASTES LIKE SOME ROACH INFESTED WOOD I LOOK AT THE LABEL, IT REALLY BLOWS MY MIND IT'S KITTY LITTER THAT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND! REALLY HARD TO FIND! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: ]V[aLLo, Bremner, EstenC, TonySlatt Scene: The Internet Addiction Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) <]V[aLLo> I WENT ON THE INTERNET TO LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD <]V[aLLo> BUT ALL THAT I COULD FIND WERE PICS OF NAKED GIRLS <]V[aLLo> BUT SOON I FOUND A PAGE WHICH TOLD ME LOTS OF THINGS <]V[aLLo> I NEVER KNEW MY WIFE LOOKED GOOD IN G-STRINGS! I LOVE THE INTERNET, EACH AND EVERY DAY IT'S REALLY EXCITING, REALLY REALLY IN A BIG WAY OH MY GOD, I SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE COLIN... I LOVE THE INTERNET, IT REALLY IS THE BEST WHEN YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET YOU'RE NOT DOING A TEST YOU MAY THINK THAT I'M WASTING TIME, YOU MAY THINK THAT I'M STALLIN' BUT IF I DIDN'T HAVE THE INTERNET I COULDN'T SPEAK TO COLIN! I LIKE TO SURF THE INTERNET IN PANTIES AND A DRESS I LIKE TO HACK INTO THE UGLY IRS IT MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, BUT BOY IT IS REAL FUN AND ONE DAY I SHOT MYSELF WITH A REAL STRANGE GUN! WITH A REAL STRANGE GUN! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: EIzzard, McShaneM, Mochrie, PaulMert, Proops Scene: The Birthday Hoedown (in honour of Heather's birthday!) (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY, WAS FEELING REALLY GOOD EVERYONE WAS CELEBRATING, DOING WHAT THEY SHOULD I GOT SOME SOCKS AND UNDIES, HEY WHAT ELSE IS NEW UNFORTUNATELY THEY WERE WAY TOO SMALL AND IN THE COLOR BLUE! :-) Wonderful! THERE IS A CERTAIN RUSH FAN I CHAT WITH QUITE ALOT I THINK SHE'S REALLY REALLY NEAT, HER CHARM SHE HAS A LOT EVER SINCE SHE CAME AROUND, THE CHANNEL'S EVEN BETTER I THINK YOU KNOW OF WHOM I SPEAK, THE ONE AND ONLY HEATHER! Aww..thanks. :) TODAY IT IS THE BIRTHDAY, OF SOMEONE REALLY NICE HER LOVELY NAME IS HEATHER, SHE'S FULL OF CHARM AND SPICE LET'S HAVE SOME CAKE AND ICE CREAM, AND CHEER AND CHEER AND CHEER AND AFTER WE HAVE FINISHED, WE'LL PASS AROUND THE BEER! * EIzzard claps. :) Whoo hoo!! :) Very good! Thank you very much! :) I REALLY LIKE BIRTHDAY PARTIES, THEY MAKE ME FULL OF GLEE BUT NONE CAN COMPARE THAN THOSE FOR TONY SLATTERY AND NOW I CANNOT GO ON FOR I AM REALLY STUCK WELL I GUESS THAT I COULD HAVE STARTED A LITTLE BIT BETTER Hee hee! :-) LOL! ONCE A YEAR IT HAPPENS, ALWAYS AT THE SAME TIME IT NEVER MISSES A BEAT, ALWAYS STOPS ON A DIME IF THE SUN IS SHINING, EVEN WITH INCLEMENT WEATHER ALL TOGETHER EVERYONE....HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER! OH, HEATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... Heater? lol * Mochrie cheers! It's also the heater's birthday!! * EIzzard laughs..and almost falls out of chair. Thanks! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: JonPryce, Mochrie, PaulMerto, Slattery Scene: The Spice Girls Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) MY NAME IS GINGER SPICE AND I HAVE LEFT THE BAND I HAD A CATFIGHT IN A NORWEGIAN LAND GUYS WANT PICTURES OF ME WHAT ARE CRUDE BECAUSE IN THOSE PHOTOS I AM TOTALLY... DRESSED. I'M NOT FOND OF THE SPICE GIRLS, JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE I DON'T CARE FOR POSH, OR BABY, OR EVEN SCARY THOUGH THEY MAY BE TUNEFUL, AND DRESS UP REALLY NICE IT'S SEEMS THEY'RE BREAKING UP, DUE TO A LACK OF SPICE! Ooohhh... good rhyme! Hehehe!! Good! I DO NOT LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME CRY AND PUKE AND IF I HAD THE POWER I'D SHOOT THEM WITH A NUKE SO WHEN THEY NEXT BEEN SEEN THEY'D SCARE EVERYONE IN SIGHT BECAUSE THEY'D ALL BE GLOWING WITH INFRARED LIGHT. MY NAME IS MEL C, THEY CALL ME SPORTY SPICE THEY KICKED GINGER OUT AND I THOUGHT THAT WASN'T REAL NICE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE LEFT OUT, NOT COS I LOVE SOCCER BUT COS I'M THE ONLY SPICE GIRL WITH LITTLE KNOCKERS --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: DrSwoon, Dr_Bhana, Dr_Dan, Vranch Scene: The Hot Studmuffin Hoedown BRAD IS A HOT STUDMUFFIN, THAT FACT IS PLAIN TO SEE I HOPE THAT SOME DAY ONCE AGAIN HE'LL PUT HIS HANDS ON ME (get your minds out of the gutters!!) BUT TILL THAT DAY I'LL SETTLE FOR BEING OVER THE MOON AND EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIS NAME, I'LL BE SURE TO ::SWOON:: ;) Cute Ash. Real cute! :) I KNOW A VERY CUTE GUY, HIS NAME IS BRADLEY BROWN HE IS THE SEXIEST GUY IN ALL OF TOWN! BUT TODAY HE GAVE ME SOMETHING, I MADE A FUSS! CUZ HE SENT ME A LARGE PIC OF HIS PENUS!!! There we go! :) Hehehehehe! LOL!! <_Kristin_> My,my!! LOL! A large pic you say ;) I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL IN WING COMMANDER III HER NAME IS JENNIFER MACDONALD, AS YOU CAN SEE IF I EVER MET HER, IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST LUCK AND I WOULD GIVE HER A REALLY NICE... PRESENT. LOL!!! Dan pulled a Greg!!!!! Woohooooooo! THERE IS A STUDMUFFIN, HE HAS A TV SHOW SOMEDAY TO A TAPING OF THAT SHOW I'LL GO I'LL WAIT BY THE STAGE DOOR, AND TAKE HIM TO THE PUB AND AFTERWARDS I'LL SHOW HIM MY ONE-WOMAN STRIPTEASE CLUB! LOL!! LOL! I thought you might go with "rub" as a rhyme! LOL! These have been excellent, if a bit disturbing! :-) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: Adia, Bremner, Mochrie Scene: The Twiglets Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) OH, WE'VE GOT A SNACK THAT'S VERY VERY HEARTY THEY'RE CALLED TWIGLETS AND YOU EAT 'EM AT A PARTY OH, TWIGLETS TWIGLETS TWIGLETS, LIKE TWIGS FROM A TREE AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM, THEN GIVE THEM ALL TO ME! (I GET LOTS OF TWIGLETS THAT WAY) *giggle* :) Woo hoo! Good one! THE SNACK THAT'S CALLED A TWIGLET IS QUITE A LOVELY THING THAT HEAVY TASTE OF MARMITE, IT MAKES MY SPIRIT SING THEY COME IN DIFFERENT FLAVOURS, AND EVERY ONE'S UNIQUE BUT EAT TOO MANY OF THEM AND YOU'LL BE SICK FOR A WEEK! Yeah! What can I say, I love hoedowns! *smile* ... good one :) OH I LOVE TWIGLETS, YES I DO I POP THEM IN AND HAVE A CHEW AND WHEN THEY'RE DONE I POP THEM OUT AND USE THEM AS MY BATHTUB GROUT I was expecting "I really really really really please don't misconstrue." *giggle* ... No, I need Richard to figure out how long the lines are :) Great one, adia!!! Good one... Thanks :) Are they crunchy or chewy? Crunchy. I always figured them like Twizzlers! Oh dear... Chewy twiglets should be thrown out immediately... *laugh* Ewww! :P :) Yick :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: Ashy-Boo, Bremner, Merts, Mochrie Scene: The Sweets Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) WHEN IT COMES TO GETTIN' SWEEETS, WHY I KNOW ALL THE TRICKS ONCE I SAT DOWN AND I ATE 75 PIXIE STICKS YES THEY WERE SWEET, BUT THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME GLAD I WANTED THE SWEETEST THING OF ALL, LET'S FACE IT, IT IS BRAD! Woo hoo! Hahaha!! Good one Ash! LOL! * Ashy-Boo suddenly remembers why she never does games anymore..;) I GET LOTS OF MALTESERS, EXCEL GUM TOO SO I ALWAYS GIVE THEM TO THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO IT MAKES THEM REALLY SICK, AND I HAVE TO CALL THE VET AND THE ANIMALS THROW UP THEIR SWEETS, IT GETS THE DOC WET! Ew! Ew! WELL, I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH, I REALLY, REALLY DO I POP A CARAMEL IN MY MOUTH AND CHEW AND CHEW AND CHEW BUT WHEN I RUN OUT OF CARAMELS I DON'T LOSE HEART ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HEAT UP A POP TART YEA!!!!! LOL!! Yay! That's the truth! :) OH, I HAVE A REAL SWEET TOOTH, AND THAT I WON'T DENY I WON'T STOP LOVING CANDY, NO MATTER HOW I TRY I EAT MY CHOCCIES DAILY, A JUNKIE? OH, YOU BET CAUSE I STUFF MYSELF SO MUCH, THAT I ..... Everybody: LOL! LOL!! LOL!! LOL! Is Emile OK? :) * Mochrie gets up and all is well Mochrie pulled a Mochrie on that hoedown!!! What did you expect! :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: cordova-r, _Daniel_, JoeIsham, longmuir, Mochrie, MrsTony, Stiles Scene: The Hugging Hoedown (Imagine hoedown music is playing in background) <_Daniel_> I REALLY LOVE HUGGING PEOPLE, I TRULY DEEPLY DO <_Daniel_> IT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE, DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE <_Daniel_> WRAPPING YOUR ARMS AROUND A CHEST, A WAIST, OR NECK <_Daniel_> BUT IN ALL HONESTY I'D RATHER BE HAVING SEX Nice ending :) You're too young to think of that! Haha! LOL!! I REALLY LOVE TO HUG, I DO IT EVERYDAY PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOK AT ME STRANGELY, AND THEY SAY WHY DO YOU DO THAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT? I JUST SAY THAT IT IS BETTER THAN SCRATCHING MY BUTT!! * Mochrie gives Chantelle a standing ovation! BRAVO! BRAVO! <_Daniel_> Great! LOL! Haha! Not bad! YEAH!!! Thank-you!!! I'm thoroughly impressed chantelle! Way to go! <_Daniel_> Although the taste meter of this hoedown is nothing to celebrate about! :) I HUG MY MOM, I HUG MY DAD, I HUG MY SISTER TOO AND WHEN I HUG MY GIRLFRIEND, IT MAKES ME SAY "WOO HOO!" BUT WHEN WE HUG, SOME FOLKS BELIEVE MY BEHAVIOR'S DEBATABLE. AND WHY, YOU SAY? BECAUSE, YOU SEE, MY GIRLFRIEND IS INFLATABLE!! ROTFL! <_Daniel_> LOL, LOL! LOL!!!! LOL Joe! In the style of Stiles, I see. Thank you! THERE'S A THING I LIKE, AND NO IT ISN'T DRUGS THE THING THAT MAKES ME HIGH IS GETTING LOTS AND LOTS OF HUGS MY WIFE USED TO LIKE HUGGING, SHE TOLD ME LOTS OF FIBS BUT I HUGGED HER A BIT TOO HARD AND BROKE ALL OF HER RIBS. LOL! Nice one! LOL! Ow! Remind me just to give you a handshake! Haha! LOL - great! A HUG IS SOMETHING SPECIAL, IT'S QUITE A LOVELY THING IT SHOWS PEOPLE THAT YOU CARE, AND JOY IT WILL BRING THEY FEEL SO WARM AND FUZZY, I'M A SENTIMENTAL FOOL SO DON'T YOU DARE KNOCK HUGGING, CAUSE ACTUALLY IT'S COOL! <_Daniel_> Bravo! WooHoo Emile!! Beauty. Yeah! I like that! I like that! I LOVE HUGGING, ON WEEKENDS AND WEEKDAYS I HUG OVER HERE AND I HUG THE OTHER WAY THEN ONE DAY I FOUND MYSELF HUGGING A PONY, BUT ALL THE WHILE I IMAGINED IT WAS TONY! <_Daniel_> LOL! LOL LOL!! HA HA HA!!!!! Haha!!! Thank ye! Tony the pony mates with Clive the donkey... Call me Clive.... I WENT OFF TO BIBLE CAMP TO MEET SOME PRETTY GIRLS THE ONE THAT I REMEMBER WAS THE CHICK WITH BLONDE CURLS HUGGING HER EVERY DAY REALLY WAS QUITE FUN BUT IN ALL HONESTY I'D RATHER HUG THE NUNS! LOL! RATHER HUG THE NUNS... RATHER JUG THE NUNS!! Oops!! A little Freudian slip there! <_Daniel_> Oh my... The nuns are hot, man. RATHER HUG THE NUNS!!!! RATHER HUG THE NUNS.... RATHER BUG THE GUNS! RATHER HUG THE NUNS!!!! <_Daniel_> RATHER MUG THE NUNS? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Hoedown Players: Bremner, JoeIsham, Katherine, Kiniski, McShaniac, Mochrie, MrsTony, Sharilyn Scene: Hoedowns On Various Topics ------------------- The Hoedown Hoedown ------------------- I LOVE TO SING A HOEDOWN, IT IS SO FUN TO DO TO SING ABOUT ANYTHING, IT'S NOT EASY, IT'S TRUE YOU NEED TO STAY ON YOUR TOES TO THINK OF A GOOD RHYME THE PROBLEM ABOUT HOEDOWNS IS THEY DON'T GIVE YOU ENOUGH TIME! *L* Good one Emile! Thanks! You rock Emile! And now, Colin's Hoedown Hoedown. DINOSAUR, DINOSAUR, FAINT FAINT I'M MAKING A MOCHRIE OF MYSELF!!! LOL! ------------------ The Lawyer Hoedown ------------------ I USED TO BE A LAWYER, MANY YEARS AGO I REMEMBER MY FIRST CLIENT, AND YOU KNOW, HIS NAME WAS MOE HE ROBBED A BANK, THEN DROVE AWAY, A CRIME TO BE SURE BUT HIS CASE WAS THROWN OUT, 'CAUSE HE DATED A JUROR! That's GREAT Emile!