--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- GREATEST HITS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Greatest Hits Players: _Daniel_, kuukriver, Mochrie Scene: _Daniel_ and kuukriver describe the album "Hits Of The Computer Lab", and Mochrie sings them out <_Daniel_> HI! I'M DUNN HARDLY. AND I'M CARPAL TUNNEL. <_Daniel_> TOGETHER, WE'LL BE BRINGING YOU THE LATEST TRACKS FROM MICROSOFT'S "MUSIC COMPILATION '98". WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE FROM THE CD, CARPAL? REMEMBER THOSE SCHOOL RECESSES SPENT ALONE...WHERE YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO HANG OUT WAS SURROUNDED BY THE FRIENDLY GLOW OF COMPUTER SCREENS? I REMEMBER ONE PARTICULAR SONG WELL...C:/DOS/RUN, SEE DOS RUN. <_Daniel_> AH, I REMEMBER THAT COUNTRY SONG WELL. HIT IT! WELL, I'M SAD AND LONELY IN MY COMPUTER LAB STARING AT THE C-PROMPT, IT LOOKS SO DARN DRAB I WISH I COULD BE HAPPY, TO HAVE SOME FUN SO I CHANGE DIRECTORIES, AND NOW IT'S C:/DOS/RUN.... WOW, THAT SURE BRINGS ME BACK, BEFORE WINDOWS... <_Daniel_> ::SNIFF:: THE GOOD OLD DAYS. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE IN THE COMPUTER LAB, DUNN? <_Daniel_> SPEAKING OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS, THERE'S ONE SONG I CAN REALLY TAKE TO HEART... WHAT SONG IS THAT? <_Daniel_> WHEN I WAS NEXT TO MY SPEAKER, I ALWAYS WANTED TO HEAR ONE TYPE OF MUSIC. IT WAS...GOSPEL! AND NOTHING KEEPS THE SOUL OF GOSPEL ALIVE, THAN "LORD, GIMME VIAGRA BEFORE MY PENIS DIES FROM COMPUTER RADIATION!" ALLELUIA! OH LORD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A BRAND NEW MAN AND YOU KNOW THAT VIAGRA IS IN YOUR MASTER PLAN AND, HALLELUJAH, LORD, YOUR LOVE IS SO DIVINE I SING YOUR PRAISES, LINE AFTER LINE BUT I NEED SOME HELP IN MY DARKEST HOUR I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY WONDERFUL TOWER MY SCREEN GOES BLANK, AND I LOSE MY WAY SO GIMME SOME VIAGRA TO REALLY LIFT UP MY DAY! LET ME TELL YOU, I USED TO SING THAT ONE ALL THE TIME. <_Daniel_> BUT THERE IS ONE COMPUTER SONG NO COMPILATION WOULD BE WITHOUT. YES...THAT GREAT HIT OF THE FIFTIES...WHEN COMPUTERS WERE NEW... <_Daniel_> WHEN WE WERE ALL YOUNG AND EXPERIMENTING. THAT ROCK HIT "JUST REBOOT ME AND SEE HOW FAST I GO!" BABY BABY BABY, YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD YOU TREAT MY FINE AND DANDY LIKE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD YOU START ME UP EACH MORNING AND YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT THERE'S ONE LITTLE PROBLEM THAT I MUST CONFESS I CRASH, BABY, CRASH, WHEN I'M OUT ON THE ROAD I CRASH, BABY, CRASH, HONEY, LIGHTEN MY LOAD BUT I KNOW I'M STILL YOURS AND YOU'RE THE ONE, YOU KNOW SO BABY JUST REBOOT ME AND SEE HOW FAST I CAN GO! YEAH! WOW! <_Daniel_> THAT BRINGS ME BACK TO OUR LAST INFOMERCIAL FOR THIS CD! REALLY? ME TOO!! <_Daniel_> WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE! BUT THERE'S ONE LAST SONG I'D LIKE TO REMIND ALL THE FOLKS AT HOME ABOUT! WHAT SONG IS THAT, DUNN? <_Daniel_> THAT HIT SINGLE, #1 ON THE CHARTS, THE GRUNGE ROCK SINGLE "WHAT I THINK OF AOL." YEAH! Oh lord, I don't know grunge! :) <_Daniel_> DID I SAY GRUNGE? I MEANT HEAVY METAL. BABY BABY, I'VE BEEN STRAIGHT THROUGH HELL AND NOW I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF AOL IT'S A PAIN, IT'S A PAIN, IT'LL DRIVE YOU INSANE I WOULD RATHER HAVE MAGGOTS EATING INTO MY BRAIN NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG, I DON'T MEAN TO KNOCK BUT I JUST HAVE TO SAY AOL IS A CROCK I'M GONNA SHOUT IT OUT LOUD, CAUSE I'M GLAD I'M ALIVE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR AOL AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR HARD DRIVE! WAAAUUGH!!!!! WELL, THAT SONG CERTAINLY CONVEYED MY FEELINGS DURING THOSE DARKEST HOURS. <_Daniel_> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Greatest Hits Players: _Daniel_, JoeIsham, Mochrie Scene: _Daniel_ and JoeIsham describe the album "Hits Of The Dentist's Office", and Mochrie sings them out <_Daniel_> HI, REMEMBER THOSE THRILLING TIMES ONCE EVERY SIX MONTHS? YES, I DO...AND WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO RELIVE THOSE WONDERFUL EXPERIENCES OVER AND OVER AGAIN, DANIEL... <_Daniel_> THEY'RE ALL HERE IN THESE LATEST COLLECTION OF THE CHART-TOPPING MIND-BOGGLING TOOTH-FILLING CD, FOR ONLY 4 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95! WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG, JOE? MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME IS THE SWINGING SENSATION, "NOVOCAINE, NOVOCAINE"! HEY THERE, BABY DOLL, TWIRL ME 'ROUND THE FLOOR SPIN ME ROUND AND ROUND TILL I CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BABY, WHEN I SIT IN THIS CHAIR BUT THE PAIN HERE IN MY HEART AND MOUTH IS JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR I NEED YOUR NOVOCAINE, NOVOCAINE, TO MAKE ME DULL THE PAIN I NEED YOUR NOVOCAINE, NOVOCAINE, OR ELSE I'LL GO INSANE BUT SUGAR, TREAT ME RIGHT, AND SOON WE'LL TIE THE KNOT SO TAKE THAT NEEDLE DEAR, AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT! <_Daniel_> WOW, THAT TAKES ME BACK! CERTAINLY BRINGS BACK MEMORIES FOR ME. <_Daniel_> I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHERE THOUGH. AND HOW ABOUT THE TOUCHING BALLAD, "GARGLE, RINSE, AND SPIT"? <_Daniel_> HOW COULD WE FORGET THAT? OH MY DARLING, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO WARM INSIDE WHEN I'M NEAR YOU, FROM THE WORLD I NEEDN'T HIDE EACH NIGHT, I PRAY WE'LL STAY TOGETHER, AND I'M SURE OF IT AND TO SHOW MY LOVE, I PLEDGE TO YOU, I'LL GARGLE, RINSE AND SPIT I KNOW A NUMBER OF DENTAL HYGEINISTS WHO SWOON TO THAT SONG. <_Daniel_> WOW! WHAT A RENDITION. DANIEL, YOU MUST HAVE A FAVORITE FROM THIS COLLECTION? <_Daniel_> I CERTAINLY DO! ... (I can't think of anything! I'm brain-fried today!) HOW ABOUT "FLOSS, FLOSS, MY DARLING"? <_Daniel_> YEAH, THAT'S IT! BUT THE BEST VERSION IS THE DANCE REMIX! YES IT IS! FLOSS FLOSS FLOSS, MY DARLING, OPEN UP WIDE DANCE DANCE DANCE, MY DARLING, LET ME COME INSIDE TAKE THAT PIECE OF STRING, HUH!, MOVE IT ROUND AND ROUND YOU DO IT SO FINE, BABY, THAT YOU NEVER MAKE A SOUND OOH-AHH, OOH-AHH, OOH-AHH, OOH-AHH FLOSS YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART, BABY OOH-AHH, OOH-AHH, OOH-AHH, OOH-AHH DO IT, AND I DON'T MEAN MAYBE, BABY FLOSS IT GOOD AND FLOSS IT SWEET AND MAYBE SOMEDAY SOON I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE DENTIST'S AND WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE ::SWOON::! WHO WOULDN'T PAY $30, $40, EVEN $50 FOR THIS COLLECTION EVEN *WITHOUT* THE COMPLIMENTARY X-RAY! <_Daniel_> I SURE WOULDN'T! I KNOW I WOULDN'T! THAT'S WHY IT'S ONLY $19.95! ($29.95 IN CANADA) <_Daniel_> BUT TO TOP OFF THIS COLLECTION OF SONGS IS THE OPERA CLASSIC "THE BRUSH AND THE PASTE". SURELY A CLASSIC THERE, DANIEL. MY DEAR, YOUR TEETH ARE SMELLING OH SO SWEET WHEN I KISS YOU, IT IS SUCH A TREAT YOU TAKE THE BRUSH AND THE PASTE, YOU SEE AND TOGETHER THEY EXIST IN PERFECT HARMONY THE AIR IS SWEET WITH THE SCENT OF MINT IT MAKES YOUR LOVELY TEETH SHINE AND GLINT SO DEAR, USE THE BRUSH AND PASTE EVERY DAY AND I'LL MAKE YOU SO HAPPY, IN EVERY WAY! MY DENTIST SANG THAT ONE TO ME EVERY SIX MONTHS SINCE I WAS (gestures) THAT TALL. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Greatest Hits Players: JonPryce, MochJosie, Sam_Slatt Scene: JonPryce and Sam_Slatt describe the album "Hits Of The Nursing Home", and Mochrie sings them out "Alright, now we come to a game called Greatest Hits. This will feature Emile Jumean..." * JonPryce changes topic to 'Jumean Records Presents...Songs of the Nursing Home' * MochJosie vocalizes to warm up. la la la-la-la! HI, OVER 60 AND BEING WALKED, FED, AND BATHED? THE DREAM OF MANY, BUT DO YOU NEED A SONG DURING THOSE SPONGE BATHS? WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT COMPILATION FOR YOU. SIXTEEN SIZZLING TRACKS FOR YOU OLD FOGEYS. WHO CAN FORGET THAT SWING CLASSIC, "GEE, THAT BED PAN IS COLD!" * MochJosie is scared already! :) * Merts is laughing already! HONEY PIE, I LOVE THE WAY TO COMB MY HAIR I KNOW THE WAY YOU LOVE MY KINDA VACANT STARE YOU SPONGE MY BACK ALL DAY AND NIGHT, AND THOUGH I'M REALLY OLD I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW, MY DEAR, THAT BED PAN SURE IS COLD! :) OH, THAT BRINGS ME BACK. YES, BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHERE. WHO CAN FORGET THE 1950S? ALZHEIMER PATIENT CAN, BUT FOR THOSE WHO CAN REMEMBER, WEREN'T THERE GREAT SONGS? * Merts is ROTFL! YES THEY WERE! I ESPECIALLY LOVE "GIMME MY DRUGS, YOU DAMN NURSE!" LOL! OOH, OOH, BABY, YOU MAKE ME FEEL QUEASY YOU'RE A SWEET YOUNG THING, BUT YOU SURE AIN'T EASY... MY VISION'S GETTIN' BLURRY, I'M A-TRIPPING ON YOUR LOVE AND I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT, I'LL SEE THE LORD ABOVE SO GIMME MY DRUGS, YA NURSE, OR ELSE I'M GONNA SURELY DIE GIMME MY PROZAC IN THE MORNING, AND MY VIAGRA IN THE NIGHT NOW I MAY BE JUST A FOGEY WITH A HEART OF SOLID STONE SO JUST GIMME THE DRUGS I NEED, OR ELSE YOU'RE GOIN' HOME ALONE! (I can't believe I sang that!! :-O ) :) Viagra again! LOL! THAT SONG IS IN A CLASS BY ITSELF. THAT SONG MARKS A SPECIAL POINT IN MY LIFE. BUT I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT A SONG YOU PUT ABOVE ALL THE REST, MY FRIEND! BUT MY FAVOURITE SONG WILL ALWAYS BE THE CLASSIC FOLK SONG, "I WAS AFTER HER UNTIL I STEPPED ON MY CATHETER." Hehe! OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH OOH, OOH OOH... I'M A LONELY OLD MAN IN THE HOUSE DOWN THE LANE I'M LOOKING FOR THE GIRL I LOVE, TO HELP ME EASE MY PAIN SHE'S THE KIND OF GIRL, TO MAKE A MAN FEEL HE'S GLAD TO BE ALIVE BUT I HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM, AND I'M LUCKY I SURVIVED I STEPPED UPON MY CATHETHER AS I WALKED UP THE ROAD I LOST MY TEETH, THEY FELL DOWN A WELL, ONE TOOTH WAS MADE OF GOLD BUT AS I LOOKED UP, THE GIRL I LOVED WAS SITTIN' THERE ALONE SO I WALKED AWAY WITH A BROKEN HEART, AND TWENTY BROKEN BONES. WHAT AN AMAZING PIECE OF MUSIC. WELL, MY FRIENDLY, I DON'T THINK WE CAN TOP THAT. THERE IS ONE SONG ON THIS CD THAT SYMBOLIZES A SENIOR'S LIFE. WHAT'S THAT? THE REGGAE SONG, "VICTIM TO A CREDIT CARD SCAM"! FROTFL! UH-OH, I GOTTA BITTA MAIL IN ME BOX TODAY DEY SAID I WUZ A WINNA, WUZ A GAME TO PLAY I TOUGHT DAT I'D BE WINNIN' A HOUSE FOR SURE BUT DEY TOOK AWAY ME MONEY, NOW I'M SO DAMN POOR I'M DA VICTIM TO A CREDIT CARD SCAM, DERE AIN'T NO DOUBT AND NOW I'M IN A MASSIVE DEBT, I'M OVER ME HEAD, AND I CAN'T GET OUT THOSE SHMOES WHO DO THEES STUFF TO HELPLESS FOLKS LIKE ME CAN TAKE DERE PHONEY GAMES AND STICK THEM....IN A TREE! LOL...the accented spelling always kills me! Wow!!! * Merts is very impressed with you guys An amazing compilation, oui? Bien sur! Zank you! Zank you! (bows) ORDER NOW! THAT IS, IF YOU'VE ANY MONEY LEFT AFTER THE CREDIT CARD SCAM! LOL! ROTFL! BBZZZZZTTT! Oh that was soooo good! :) :) :) Bravo Emile! You be rockin'! Bravissimo! Woohoo! These have got to be posted. You've a gift for singing / rhyming Emile! I will, don't worry Sam! Gee thanks... If we have a musician at the next convention, we definitely MUST play Greatest Hits. And I'll volunteer Emile! And I guess you'll expect me to sing? I CAN'T SING! SO? We can get past that! Neither could John Sessinos, but he survived! LOL! Sessinos? Was he a contestant? ;) "But she was a wanker, like him..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Greatest Hits Players: Brady, JLawrence, Mochrie, PeterCook Scene: JLawrence and Mochrie describe the album "Hits Of The Amusement Park", and Brady and PeterCook sing them out WE INTERRUPT TONIGHT'S BROADCAST OF "GRACE UNDER PRESSURE", TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! HAVE WE GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU! A 5-CD COLLECTION OF THE BEST SONGS FROM ONE OF THE HAPPIEST PLACES ON EARTH, THE AMUSEMENT PARK! YES, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THE ROLLER COASTER AND REMEMBERED THE GREAT SONGS?? YOU BET I HAVE! WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM OF ALL THE SONGS YOU GET, PHIL! WHO CAN EVER FORGET THAT 60'S MOTOWN SONG, "I GOT SICK ON THE TILT-A-WHIRL OF LOVE"! Motown??? Yes! :) Okay... WELL I WAS FALLING IN LOVE SO FAST WATCHING THE WORLD JUST A WHIRLING PAST BUT THEN WE STOPPED SO SUDDENLY AND I FELT MY HEART DROP MY WHOLE LIFE BEGAN TO STOP AND MY STOMACH CONTENTS CAME FREE! Hehe! LOL! * audience cheers GREAT SONG, AND HOW ABOUT THE COUNTRY WESTERN SONG "I WON A PRIZE FOR YOU" I LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES IN THAT OLD COUNTRY FAIR I WANTED TO WIN THE PRIZE TO SHOW YOU HOW I CARE OH, JESSIE JESSIE YOUR SONGS ARE SO FUNNY NOW LOOK, HERE YOU ARE: THE WINNING BUNNY Awwww! :) Hehe! Thank you very much dean *LOL* HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS HIGH-QUALITY COMPILATION? I DON'T KNOW, HOW ABOUT 2 DOLLARS? WHICH, IN AMERICAN MONEY, IS $45.00 YES! LOL! So true! Yep :) WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE THE OTHER SONG! A DIFFERENT SONG FOR EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR! WHAT ABOUT LEAP YEAR???? AND THE BEST ONE IS THAT GREAT PUNK-ROCK SONG "50 BUCKS TO GET IN HERE?!" WELL THIS PLACE LOOKED PRETTY COOL FROM OUTSIDE BUT WHEN I GOT IN HERE I FOUND THE ADVERTISEMENTS LIED YEAH IT WAS ALL A CROCK, IT WAS ALL JUST A JOKE IT WAS ALL ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CHOKE! * PeterCook shakes hands with Jess * Brady high fives Dean cause they made it! * Mochrie cheers! Yeah! :) We rule! Woo hoo! Great great great! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Greatest Hits Players: HLaurie, JLawrence, Mochrie, RStiles Scene: HLaurie and RStiles describe the album "Songs Of The Grocery Store", and JLawrence and Mochrie sing them out WE'LL BE BACK TO TOUCHED BY AN UNCLE IN A SECOND, BUT FIRST, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE GROCERY STORE AND NOT KNOWN WHAT TO SING? WELL HERE, WE HAVE SONGS OF THE GROCERY STORE, OVER 50 CDS LOADED WITH SONGS SUCH AS......GIVE EM A SONG TITLE MOLLY! "I MARRIED A GROCERY STORE CLERK". YEAH, THAT GREAT REGGAE HIT! * RStiles snaps her finger and dreadlocks her hair. OH MAN! IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT HE WAS MOVING CANS THAT FATEFUL NIGHT I KNEW THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE MINE I SAID WHAT IS THE PRICE I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WAS SO NICE NOW WE ARE MAN AND WIFE...... Yay!!! *CLAPS* Woo woo! Good one! Woo! I REMEMBER THAT SONG WELL, AND WHO COULD FORGET THAT BRITISH PUNK SONG THAT TOOK OVER THE CHARTS, "MY HAND IS STUCK UNDER THE YAMS." YA! YA! YA! YA! I LOVE TO SHOP FOR ME GROCERIES, AND THAT'S NO BULL I SHOP AND I SHOP, UNTIL ME CART IS FULL AND OH, CRIPES, WHAT TO DO, I'M IN ONE OF ME JAMS ME HAND IS STUCK UNDER THAT PILE OF YAMS! LOL =O) ROTFLMAO! YAY!!! HEHEHE HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS COLLECTION MOLLY? $300 NO! $295.95 NOPE! $.95 SURE! 95 CENTS! WELL, DON'T FORGET THE WONDERFUL DUET, "I LOVE TO MEET YOU IN THE FREEZER SECTION." WHEN I SEE YOU HOLD THAT BOX OF FISH STICKS IN YOUR HAND I FEEL THAT I'M THE LUCKIEST HUMAN BEING IN THE LAND... ITS COLD IN HERE BUT IT ISN'T IN MY HEART WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER I NEVER WANT US TO PART I LOVE TO MEET YOU IN THE FREEZER SECTION EVERY DAY AND I HOPE THIS LOVE I FEEL IN MY HEART WON'T EVER FADE AWAY... THIS MAY BE INFATUATION, OR NOT WHAT IT SEEMS BUT I REALLY WANT YOU IN THE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOH, BABY! Did I say that?????? Hehehehehe!!!!!! LOL! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! OH, THAT ALWAYS FAILS TO BRING A TEAR TO MY EYE =o). WE HOPE YOU ENJOY LISTENING TO THIS COLLECTION AS I DIDN'T. BACK TO TOUCHED BY AN UNCLE!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Greatest Hits Players: Cookie, GaryGary, Mochrie, MrsTony Scene: GaryGary and MrsTony describe the album "Songs Of The Garbage Collector", and Cookie and Mochrie sing them out WE'LL RETURN YOU TO YOUR MOVIE "TOUCHED BY AN ANKLE" IN A MINUTE....I'M PHIL! AND I'M GARY...GARY. LOL YOU KNOW GARY...GARY, MORNINGS ARE ALWAYS SPECIAL IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD. WHY IS THAT PHIL? I JUST LOVE TO GO TO THE CURB AND WATCH THOSE BIG, MUSCULAR, IF SLIGHLY RANK GARBAGE MEN. YOU KNOW, THOSE GARBAGE MEN ARE JUST HOT STUFF! Well me and Emile fit this! LOL, though rank I do not be. LOL! AND NOW, ON THIS 50,000 SONG CD SET YOU TOO CAN REVEL IN THE WONDERS OF THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR, LIKE WITH THIS EARLY ROCK N' ROLL HIT "TWIST TIE ME BABY" LOVIN' YOU, IT AIN'T A DRAG CAUSE I'M YOUR LOVIN' GARBAGE BAG YOU FILL ME UP WITH LOVE SO SWEET AND ROTTEN BANANAS AND RANCID MEAT SO TWIST TIE ME BABY, KEEP ME SATISFIED CAUSE THE SMELL'S SO BAD, YOU'D BE MORTIFIED THEN YOU'D THROW ME OUT, AND OUR LOVE'D BE LOST SO TWIST TIE ME BABY, AT ANY COST! Wooohoooo! Great stuff Emile! Wooohooo! Yaaaaay! Woohooo!!! Yaaaaay!!!!!! OH THAT BRINGS BACK GREAT MEMORIES PHIL. MY MOTHER USED TO SING ME TO SLEEP WITH THAT SONG. I'VE BEEN FOUND ON THE CURB MANY TIMES AND THAT SONG NEVER FAILS TO BRING BACK TRAUMATIC MEMORIES. LOL! Heh! Heehee! YES, GARY..GARY, BUT WHAT OTHER SONGS DID YOUR MOTHER SING TO YOU? GARBAGE MEN HAVE BEEN SUCH A BIG PART OF MY LIFE. WHY MY SPECIAL SONG WITH MY FIRST BOYFRIEND WAS THAT GREAT 70'S HIT "EMPTY ME, I'M OVERFLOWING." I LOVE MY GARBAGE MAN, HES SUCH A STUD HE'S SO DREAMY, HIS NAME IS BUD I LIKE TO FOLLOW HIM ROUND ON THE GARBAGE TRUCK I LOVE MY GARBAGE MAN, HE BRINGS GOOD LUCK SO DUMP ME, FILL EM THROW ME IN THE BIN WHEN I LOOK INTO HIS EYES, I THINK OF SIN I'M OVERFLOWING WITH LOVE FOR BUD HE'S MY GARBAGE MAN, MY GARBAGE STUD * Cookie bows * Mochrie applauds vociferously Hahaha! LOL! Yay! Yay!! Yaaaaaay! WHY, I'M THINKING OF SIN RIGHT NOW! ME TOO! LOL! BUT, IN ORDER TO BROADEN OUR DEMOGRAPHIC RANGE, WE'VE BEEN FORCED TO ADD SONGS FOR THE KIDDIES. IT SEEMS THAT THEY'RE AFRAID OF THE GARBAGE COLLECTORS. BUT WHO CAN BE SAD WHILE SINGING THIS CHILDREN'S HIT "I'M SO "GLAD" TO SEE YOU"! LOL! Sam! *LOL* Heheheh! Ba doom boom ching! :) I am Continuous unfunny pun woman! Yaaaaaaay! EVERY DAY, I SEE THAT GARBAGE MAN, WORKING HARD TAKING AWAY THE GARBAGE, HE MUST GET AWFULLY TIRED I'M GLAD TO SEE MY GARBAGE MAN, EVERY SINGLE TIME EVEN IF HE THINKS HARD AND TIRED RHYME... :) LOL! Picky picky picky! LOL! Sorry Emile! :) It's called creative licensing. Sure Emile. ;) Hehehehee! LOL! AND THE KIDDIES JUST LOVE THAT TUNE. BUT GARBAGE ISN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GARY...GARY. THAT'S RIGHT PHIL. THERE'S MUSIC FOR THE ADULTS TOO. HERE'S THE HEAVY METAL HIT THAT WAS BANNED IN 3 COUNTRIES "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" Oh god!!! LOL! ;) Aaaaaaaaah! * Brady starts LHAO! I LOVE THE SMELL OF GARBAGE, ITS MY PERFUME! I THROW MY RUBBISH ALL AROUND MY ROOM! DEAD SKUNKS AND ROTTEN TRASH, THEY REALLY ARE MY THING BUT IT DOESN'T STINK AS BAD AS IT DOES WHEN I SING!! LOL! LOL! Good ending Emile! LOL! ROFL! Yaaaaay! Heehee! Heh! I love that! Yay!!!! You guys are very good! Yay!! Wooo! Gee thanks....LAMB MEAL!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Greatest Hits Players: Dr_Nick, MochJosie, PeteRyan, SToksvig Scene: PeteRyan, SToksvig and Dr_Nick describe the album "Hits Of The Lunch Lady", and MochJosie sings them out WELL, THIS IS ONE GREAT NEW HIT RECORD "SONGS OF THE LUNCH LADY!" AND NOW LET'S GET IT STARTED WITH A GREAT NEW SONG, "I JUST WANT TO EAT MY LUNCH LADY." OOPS, I forgot the comma! Oh my! Eww! Eek!!! AND LETS HEAR IT AS AN OPERA! I JUST WANT TO EAT MY LUNCH, LADY IN A DISCO STYLE! How about a disco opera! OK! :) Yeah! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! MY MATH CLASS IT WAS SUCH A TRIAL BUT IT'S WORTH IT JUST TO SEE YOUR FUNKY SMILE I AM FAMISHED, YEA, TO MY VERY CORE AND YOUR FOOD, LUNCH LADY, I DO ADORE YOUR FUNKY FISH STICKS ARE SUCH A TREAT THAT POUTINE YOU SERVE, IT CAN'T BE BEAT I JUST WANT TO EAT MY LUNCH, LADY AND YOU BETTER NOT FORGET THE GRAVY, BABY! :) Bravo! Woohoo! HEHE THAT WAS NICE BUT ITS NOT MY FAVOURITE... I STILL PREFER THAT SENTIMENTAL LOVE SONG "I'VE HAD TO HIDE MY PASSION FOR THE CAFETERIA CHICK." OH, SWEET BABY, YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME BUT I HAVE TO HIDE MY FEELINGS, THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER SEE YOU ARE A CAFETERIA CHICK, BUT I ADORE YOU HEART AND SOUL AND YOUR PASSION MAKES ME WHAT I AM, WITH YOU IT MAKES ME WHOLE SO DARLING, STAY IN MY HEART, AND KNOW OUR LOVE WON'T DIE BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR AFFAIR AWAY FROM EVERY PRYING EYE SO WITH THIS KISS, I PLEDGE WE'LL HAVE SUCH OVERWHELMING JOY CAUSE YOU'RE MY SWEET LUNCH LADY, AND I'M JUST ONE LUCKY BOY! Yaaay. :) Good Emile! :) Cool! :-) Thanks. Yeaaaa Emile! NOW LET'S GET TO THE GREAT PUNK TUNE "I DON'T WANT TO SMACK THE LUNCH LADY WITH A TUNA!" RACK OFF, RIGHT!!! YA YA! OY! WELL, I'M SITTIN' THERE IN THAT CLASS, AND I'M HUNGRY AS CAN BE SO I PICK ME SATCHEL UP, YA YA, GO TO SEE MY FAV'RITE LUNCH LADY IN THE CAF, THE CROWD WAS LOUD, I GRABBED MY TRAY, AND WAITED IN THE LINE OH CRIPES, IT TOOK FOR AGES, THOUGHT I'D DIE BEFORE MY TIME NOW I DON'T WANT TO SMACK THAT LADY WITH A TUNA FISH THOUGH I'D LOVE TA, YA KNOW, IT'S NOW MY DEEPEST DARKEST WISH! BUT I GOT RESTRAINT, YA YA, SO I WON'T SMACK HER WITH THE TUNA SO INSTEAD I'LL DROP ME DRAWERS AND SHOW HER THE FULL MOON-A! YAYAYAYA! RACK OFF!!! A punk who says "cripes"???? :) LOL! ROFL Rofl!!!! Heh heh! Brilliant Moch! Cute! Wooohoooo! THAT ONE ALWAYS BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE... BUT EVEN MORE SO, HOW CAN YOU NOT START BAWLING WHEN YOU HEAR THAT COUNTRY HIT "YOU RIPPED OUT MY HEART, GROUND IT UP, AND SERVED IT UP AS SLOPPY JOES." LOLOL! ROFL!