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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
                               WLIIA Chat Games
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                               FOREIGN FILM DUB
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Game:    Foreign Film Dub
Players: Bremner, JLawrence, JoeIsham, Mochrie
Scene:   Mochrie and Bremner act out the movie "The Great Plate Of
         Spaghetti" in Polish, and JoeIsham and JLawrence translate
         into English

<Mochrie>   YA NIB YAPPEN LIB FAN DANG OTT ATOP!
<JoeIsham>  MY, THAT'S A WONDERFUL MEATBALL!

<Bremner>   Emile - that looks more like Swedish!
<Mochrie>   I don't know what Polish looks like! Gimme credit, dangit! ;)
<JLawrence> Hehe!

<Bremner>   MIG HOPA NAP IBREN PAR MOK SPAGHETTSKI.
<JLawrence> YES IT IS BIGGER THAN SOME!
<Mochrie>   MINSKI, YINSKI VALENSTA OPA HORPA SZNT YICZ.
<JoeIsham>  SWEETHEART, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.
<Bremner>   PORICZNYSKI KRUSCH NOP HOZLEK!
<JLawrence> CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO EAT THE SPAGHETTI?
<Mochrie>   FOZ AURZE RUSKI INIA ATRISK RIKU BOP ARSKA
<JoeIsham>  I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A RUSSIAN SOLDIER

<Mochrie>   ...the plot sickens ;)

<Bremner>   MIKI SPAGHETTSKI NACTRISPO APZNY GORBACHEV?
<JLawrence> I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH THE BALLET TEACHER!
<Mochrie>   IRSKI MINSKA URPSKI TUR ARONIASKA CZANTA RIPINSKI!!!
<JoeIsham>  HE HAS SOMEHTING YOU CAN NEVER OFFER ME! HE HAS "KRAFTSKY
            DINNERSKY"!

<Mochrie>   LOL Joe!!!

<Bremner>   OCH OCH BOBOCH AIE SPAGHETTSKI? COMMUNISTIK ZLOTY!
<JLawrence> WELL, MINE HAS A GREAT BIG NOODLE!
<Mochrie>   SPOCHLICH SZRUPA, MINK STRAND ARCZI TRAPSKI SPEGHETTSKI
            BOLOGNESKI!
<JoeIsham>  YOU TALK ABOUT NOODLES WHEN OUR COUNTRY MEN GO HUNGRY? IT MAKES
            ME ASHAMED TO BE CALLED "THE CHEESIEST"!

<Dean>      You guys are very very funny :)
<JLawrence> Thank you!
<Mochrie>   Thanks dean!
<JoeIsham>  Thanks!
<Bremner>   Thanks! Now go eat Vegemite!
<Mochrie>   LOL!
<JLawrence> Hehe!
<Tigger>    *LOL* too funny

<Bremner>   CANADIENSKI SONZ. SPAGHETTSKI GIVEZNY PARZKISKY.
<JLawrence> BUT I FEED THEM!  I AM THE ONE PERSON PICNIC BASKET. MY MOTHER
            TOLD ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE TOT TO ALWAYS LOVE ALL PEOPLE AND
            THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO DO.
<Mochrie>   INSKI, BERSOCZI, MINSK TWIGLETSKI!!
<JoeIsham>  PLEASE PASS THE TWIGLETS.

<Mochrie>   <BZZZZ!!!>
<JoeIsham>  Yay!!!!!

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Game:    Foreign Film Dub
Players: JLawrence, JoeIsham, Kiniski, Mochrie, SSteen
Scene:   JLawrence and JoeIsham (and later Kiniski) act out the movie "The
         Attack Of The Killer Cafeteria Food" in Yiddish, and Mochrie and
         SSteen translate into English

<JLawrence> ISHKDY WIMKY SCHEDLE TWINKLETSKY
<Mochrie>   BOY, THAT MATH CLASS HAS MADE ME WORK UP AN APPETITE!
<JoeIsham>  SCHMELTZ, SCHMAR, UND MIER SCHMELTZ! IST DIS NICHT VIEL GLUCK
            SCHLAMSKY?
<SSteen>    YOU'RE TELLING ME!  IS IT TIME FOR LUNCH YET???

<Mochrie>   That's German!!! :)
<JoeIsham>  So is half of Yiddish!
<Mochrie>   Sounds good to me! :-D
<SSteen>    Heh heh!

<JLawrence> INKLIDY FARKLEMPT GALINKAZOINK PRINCHR BLEEIGHTN.
<Mochrie>   I SEE BY MY MICKEY MOUSE WATCH THAT IT IS LUNCHTIME. LET'S GO
            INTO THE CAFETERIA.
<JoeIsham>  ACH! ICH IST VIEL HUNGERST! IST STRUEDELSKY IN VEDNESDAY?
<SSteen>    ACH! I'M SOO HUNGRY!  IS THIS STREUDEL WEDNESDAY?

* JoeIsham is meandering across all Eastern European language groups!

<SSteen>    <smile>
<Mochrie>   I thought Yiddish is closer to Jewish...
<JoeIsham>  Started out as German.
<Mochrie>   Anyway....
<JoeIsham>  Hebrew isn't close to anything.
<JLawrence> This is hard!

<JLawrence> BOOSKY INLINSKY BOOSKA LITTLY BOODLE
<Mochrie>   OY, YOU SUCH A PRAT! STRUDEL WEDNESDAY WAS YESTERDAY! IT'S
            LASAGNA THURSDAY!
<JoeIsham>  MMMMMM! KNISHES! OY, MI GENOISHES IST GEHUNGERNT IN KNISHES!
<SSteen>    OOOHH....TACOS!  MY FAVORITE CAFETERIA FOOD IS TACOS!

(Kiniski takes over for JLawrence at this point...)

<Kiniski>   GOYN VEY HABEB MACH LEBEIN.
<Mochrie>   WAIT! WHAT DO I SEE OVER THERE! OH NO! IT'S THE EVIL CAFETERIA
            FOOD! THE GROUND BEEF AND TACO SHELLS, THEY'VE SPROUTED ARMS AND
            LEGS, AND ARE ENCIRCLING US NOW AS WE SPEAK! OH HELP! OH HELP!
            WE CAN NOT STOP THEM! WE ARE DOOMED! IS THERE NO ONE WHO CAN SAVE
            US FROM THE EVIL KILLER CAFETERIA FOOD?

<Mochrie>   I couldn't resist doing a Ryan!
<SSteen>    LOL! :)
<JoeIsham>  Haha!
<Kiniski>   LOL Emile!

<JoeIsham>  AAAAAAAH! GEVAELT! DAS KNISHES IST VEROINDEN IN DAS KAFETERIEN!
<SSteen>    AAAAAAAH!  HELP!  THE TACOS ARE SURROUNDING US IN THE CAFETERIA!
            OH THE HUMANITY!
<Kiniski>   OI, KAVESH DUN MOTZA-MOTZA!!!
<Mochrie>   BUT YOU KNOW, THEY LOOK ... TASTY! DO YOU HAVE ANY TACO SAUCE?
<JoeIsham>  KVELT IN DIE SEDER! KVELT IN DIE SEDER!
<SSteen>    EAT THE EVIL TACOS! EAT THE EVIL TACOS!
<Kiniski>   MMMMMMM, DUNKA DIE SEDER ECTCH DAS VERDUNE!
<Mochrie>   PARDON?
<JoeIsham>  MMMMMMM! KVENST MI IN DIE SCHMALTZ!!!
<SSteen>    MMMMMMM! THESE ARE MUCH BETER THAN THE SATANIC HOT DOGS LAST
            WEEK!!!

<Mochrie>   LOL!
<Kiniski>   :o)
<SSteen>    Thanks. :)
<Mochrie>   Seems like a good place to end...
<JoeIsham>  I agree.
<SSteen>    I'm thinking so. :)
<Kiniski>   I agree :o)

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Game:    Foreign Film Dub
Players: Bremner, EmileJ, KaiserTuk, MrsTony
Scene:   Bremner and EmileJ act out the movie "More Poutine, Please" in
         in Basque, and KaiserTuk and MrsTony translate into English

<Bremner>   EUZKAURP MAZOWK PAZURKY!
<KaiserTuk> WELCOME TO BURGER QUEEN... OUR WAY NO MATTER WHAT...
<EmileJ>    AZRAUK ZAMWOUK SZARANK DRAZULK.
<MrsTony>   ARE YOU AWARE YOUR LITTLE PAPER IS ON FIRE?
<Bremner>   EEUZZZZZKAA!!! KARAKA PAZOOR POOGHTEKINE.
<KaiserTuk> YOU MEAN THIS 5 DOLLAR BILL?
<EmileJ>    KITZKA ARYZZAT ARKARA PARAOOZA TOARZAO AYEZER ATYRTZ!
<MrsTony>   GIVE ME THE FOOD OF THE ARTERY-CLOGGED GODS KNOWN AS "POUTINE!!"

<Joanne>    LOL!

<Bremner>   PARAOOZA TOARZAO? SHOOF, SHOOF, SHOOFZA. SHOOF, SHOOF, SHOOFZA.
<KaiserTuk> WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NO FAT VERSION? SHOOF SHOOF SHOOFZA!
<EmileJ>    SHOOF SHOOF SHOOFZA? NAU, AYRAZ AZTRA ATRAZANKA TREZO TUSANZKA
            RAZZKA!!
<MrsTony>   BUT THE BEST PART OF POUTINE IS THE FAT..I REMEMBER MY FATHER
            TELLING ME, YOU A YOUNG CHILD THAT THE ONLY WAY FOR THE BASQUE
            PEOPLE TO BE FREE IS TO EAT FAT-LADEN POUTINE.  I AM GROWN UP
            NOW AND HAVE A LIFE OF MY OWN BUT I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIS
            WORDS.

<EmileJ>    LOL Sam!! You pulled a Ryan!
<Bremner>   Yea!
<MrsTony>   :)
<Joanne>    LOL!

<Bremner>   HAGAGAGA! HZARNAK PRAZNA NABOZA RHAPALAPADINGDONG DOHANGAMOOZ.
<KaiserTuk> IM SORRY! COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?

<CAnderson> LOL!

<EmileJ>    HANGZO ARAZTO!!! AZHAR! AZHAR!! RAZAHRKA CLARAZNY AROPHAAHTRANG
            AUTRAZZI!!
<MrsTony>   IT'S NOT IMPORTANT..WAIT! THE POUTINE...IT'S ALIVE! IT'S COMING
            TOWARD US! HIT IT QUICKLY WITH THE FRY BASKET!

<Joanne>    LOL!

<Bremner>   HAM! ZBLAAZH! NAPROGHAG! TOK TOT, POUTINE!
<KaiserTuk> DONT WORRY! I WILL FEND OFF THE EVIL POUTINE WITH MY JEPETO
            BLASTER!

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Game:    Foreign Film Dub
Players: gregsgirl, LovinRyan, Mochrie, Slattery
Scene:   LovinRyan and Mochrie act out the movie "The Shaking Of LA" in
         French, and gregsgirl and Slattery translate into English

<LovinRyan> QUE LE BOOM BOOM, SHAKEY SHAKEY?
<gregsgirl> ARE YOU DOING THE LAMBADA LA STYLE?

<clive>     LOL!

<Mochrie>   OOH LA LA!! MAINTENANT LE BED SHIMMY SHIMMY A LA DOOR!
<Slattery>  MY GIRLFRIEND JUST GOT HOME.

<LovinRyan> ooooOOOooo Em!
<MolFa>     :)
<Mochrie>   Something tells me this is going to be hard! :)

<LovinRyan> NON NON...SE LE CHAMBRE AT LE LETT??
<gregsgirl> WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON!
<Mochrie>   M-M-M-MAIS, JE NE PARLE PAS PARCE-QUE J'AI OUBLIE A MANGER LA
            P'TIT DEJEUNER C'EST MATIN!!
<Slattery>  BEATS ME.

<Mochrie>   LOL!!
<clive>     LOLOL!
<Slattery>  THX.

<LovinRyan> OH, OH, QUELLE L-L-L-A EST TOPEL!
<gregsgirl> OH CRAP ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE, WHY! WHY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH
            THESE OVER AND OVER!
<Mochrie>   QUOI? QUOI? TU N'ADORES PAS MON P'TIT CHIEN CHAUD D'AMOUR!!
<Slattery>  I THINK THE DISNEY STUDIO JUST SANK INTO THE PACIFIC, THERE IS
            A GOD AFTER ALL.

<LovinRyan> LOL!

<LovinRyan> OH NON?
<gregsgirl> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 
<Mochrie>   VIENS AVEC MOI!! J'AI TRAVAILLE DANS LA TAXI A L'AEROPORT, ET
            NOUS AVONS UN P'TIT SHAG DANS LA BACK SEAT!
<Slattery>  WE CAN USE JOHN SESSIONS' EGO AS A LIFE PRESERVER. THAT SHOULD
            SAVE A MILLION OR SO.

<Mochrie>   Hehe, did I say that?
<Slattery>  ;)
<MolFa>     ROTFL!
<gregsgirl> Eww!
<MolFa>     Nice Emile!

<LovinRyan> QUELLE LE JOHN SESSIONS????
<gregsgirl> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA BE STUCK WITH THAT POMPOUS GIT FOR THE
            NEXT HOUR!?
<Mochrie>   OUI! OUI! C'EST UN IDEE INCROYABLE!!
<Slattery>  SURE.
<LovinRyan> QUE?
<gregsgirl> I REMEMBER JOHN, WHEN I WAS GROWING UP ON THE FARM HE WOULD PUT
            ME TO SLEEP.

<LovinRyan> LOL!
<clive>     LOL!
<gregsgirl> *g*

<Mochrie>   CE QUI PEUT NOUS FAIRE POUR ARRETER CETTE SECOUSSE! REGARDEZ LES
            BATIMENTS BALANCENT DANS LES DEUX SENS!
<Slattery>  REALLY, I FIND HIS RENDITION OF TV FOLK TUNES TENDS TO MAKE MY
            INNARDS ROT FROM THE INSIDE.  BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

<Mochrie>   When did this movie become the John Sessions show? :) Weren't we
            having an earthquake?

<LovinRyan> (LAUGHS) UM..C'EST SAVE YOURSELF!
<gregsgirl> HAHA, U REALLY WANT TO BE LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF AN
            EARTHQUAKE?
<Mochrie>   QUELS ETES-VOUS, UN CERTAIN GENRE DE PHENOMENE IDIOT?
<Slattery>  SURE. WOULD YOU LIKE A TWIGLET AS WE WATCH THE 401 CAVE IN,
            STUDLY?

<clive>     <BUZZ!!!!!>
<Mochrie>   Great game y'all! That was fun!
<LovinRyan> LOL!
<gregsgirl> :o)
<clive>     That was great!
<Slattery>  :)

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Game:    Foreign Film Dub
Players: gregsgirl, JJ, Mochrie, Proopsie
Scene:   JJ and Mochrie act out the movie "How To Milk A Goat" in Swahili,
         and gregsgirl and Proopsie translate into English

<Mochrie>   YARRRA HAR LAZIM AAZHAL!
<Proopsie>  THAT'S A BIG GOAT!
<JJ>        GURADA MU DOUT CHI
<gregsgirl> IT SURE IS....
<Mochrie>   HAR THALI SALLAH AKHMA TIYAN AKHBAR IMSHI RAKHNI!! SHOOF AHZAR
            RAHA!
<Proopsie>  IS THAT MY BUCKET?
<JJ>        SHUP SHIUP HANF BLAH BHUM
<gregsgirl> DO WANT TO PUT THE MILK STRAIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH?
<Mochrie>   RAKHA AGHAR ERAH SHMEISANI ARBA'A RAKASHI SHA'AR!
<Proopsie>  GROSS!
<JJ>        ARF THUIY KHIJ LOUIT!! DU FHAN TREW!
<gregsgirl> WE MUST MILK IT BEFORE SHE RUNS OFF!
<Mochrie>   YA'ALLAH!
<Proopsie>  WHY MUST WE MILK HER NOW? CAN'T WE MILK HER LATER? I CAN'T TAKE
            IT ANYMORE!! I NEED STABILITY! A REASON TO LIVE! A LIFE! THIS
            ISN'T A LIFE JUST SITTING HERE MILKING A GOD-FORSAKEN GOAT!
  
<gregsgirl> LOL!

<JJ>        YU DIOOT! RHIY MHANGI BUIY HAHN FUUY!
<gregsgirl> YOU IDIOT! YOU SCARED THE GOAT!

<Nicole>    *clap, clap, clap*
<JJ>        LOL!

<Mochrie>   RA'AH! ISHMI SIN SALLAH AHZAN!
<Proopsie>  F*** YOU!

<Lisa00>    BUZZZZZ!
<gregsgirl> !
<Mochrie>   !!!!
<Proopsie>  Hey, that was fun!
<JJ>        Hehe!
<Mochrie>   LOL! Great game!
<gregsgirl> Really getting into Greg's character weren't u tracy! LOL!
<Proopsie>  LOL, hehehe...more like Tony ;)
<Proopsie>  Yea, super great!
<gregsgirl> LOL!
<JJ>        Congrats to our taranslators, our screaming fan, our Clive,
            and Em!
<gregsgirl> Yeah! :o) <applause>
<Nicole>    Woo hoo!!!! Applesauce
<Proopsie>  LOL!
<Nicole>    I mean, applause!
<gregsgirl> LOL!
<Lisa00>    100 points to everyone, and a million to the poor goat
<JJ>        Which has now run away in fear of us!
<gregsgirl> LOL!
<Mochrie>   LOL!!!
<Nicole>    LOL!
<Mochrie>   What was that a documentary? :)
<gregsgirl> LOL!

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