--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FILM AND THEATRE STYLES (Part Two) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: gregsgirl, Proopsie, Wayne Scene: Three friends having lunch in a restaurant. Styles used: Western movie, South Park, British sit-com, Swedish porn, Cooking show, Psychological thriller. SO I SAID TO HIM ARE YOU KIDDING? AND WHAT DID HE SAY? WHAT KINDA JERK IS HE, GEEZ... WELL HE JUST WALKED OFF IN A HUFF DARN, AND HE WAS A CUTE ONE, EH? ARE WE GOING TO GET SERVICE AROUND HERE? NO, NOT REALLY.... WAIT, HERE COMES OUR FOOD! Let's start with something easy. Western movie. HEY! * Proopsie shoves Wayne. THERES A CRUSTACEAN IN MA SIDE DISH PARDENER! WHAT? THAT'S MY SEAT YER SITTIN' IN! WELL I WAS SITTIN HERE FIRST! * Proopsie cocks a gun at Wayne. YOU'RE THE CRAB WHO SHOT MA PAW! WANNA MAKE SOMTHIN' OUTTA IT? YEAH! (PULLS OUT 2 GUNS) * Proopsie pulls out 4 guns.....if that's possible... NOW LOOK HERE U 2 I'M THE SHERIFF! YOU SHUT UP! * Proopsie shoots Ang. Now I know why the Lone Ranger decided to hang up his six-shooters....well, let's continue with South Park! $@!#%!# WHERE ARE MAH CHEEZY POOFS?? OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED ME, YOU B@STARDS! SHUT UP ANG....YOU'RE SUCH A FREAK... LOL! LOL! LOL! * gregsgirl dies slowly. * Proopsie swears in a high pitched voice. MMMFFHH! WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST KISS MY A$$ I NEED MY SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS! YOU HAVE A BIG A$$ * Proopsie starts singing like Chef. SHUT UP CHEF! Let's hope the ABC censors don't get their hands on this...all right, let's move onto British sit-com. Damn! I wish I was in that one! ;) * Proopsie talks in a Brit accent. SOD OFF YOU DAFT PRAT.... CARN'T YOU SEE I'M ON THE TELEPHONE! Ooookay, that's enough of that! Hee hee! Let's move onto something more wholesome...Swedish porn. OHHH...MY.....WAYNE....YOU'VE GOT A BIG STREUDEL... LOLOLOLOL! That's swedish, right? Close enough! :) ISN'T IT HOT IN THIS RESTAURANT SVEN? ROWR...I'D LIKE TO MILK A COW....GOOOOOOD..... (wah-wah guitar and accordion plays in the background) OH SVEN HAS LEFT, CAN YOU BEND OVER AND PICK UP MY FORK? I can see where that is going... * Proopsie cracks up. U lucky I didn't typo fork.... Hehehehe! That's what you say to all the porn actors! Fork? Is that a strange Irish brogue? Let's cool it down with a Cooking show. NOW, FIRST, WHEN YOU DROP A FORK, BE SURE TO CLEAN IT THOROUGHLY, BEFORE USING IT AGAIN... NOW WHEN COOKING WITH FRIENDS IT'S ALWAYS IMPORTANT TO CHOOSE A NICE RESTAURANT, IS IT TRACY? YES, BECAUSE, OF COURSE, RESTUARANTS MAKE BETTER FOOD THEN YOU'LL EVER MAKE...SO DON'T EVEN TRY.... WAYNE, COULD YOU PASS ME THAT COOKING (HIC) SHERRY? OK. (PASSES IT TO ANG) Two Fat Ladies? Or rather, Three Fat Ladies? Hey! I'm not a lady! LOL, two fat ladies and Emile Lagasse...Emeril!! Not Emile! Bam! Cooking with "Friends"? Why bother, that show's goose is already cooked! Very droll, Clivey. :) Let's end on Psychological thriller! Yeah! What's that? like Sailence of the Lambs? Something like that. CAN YOU EAT THRU THAT MASK? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: LovinRyan, Mochrie, SFry Scene: At the movie rental place. Styles used: Western, Sci-Fi, German porno, Braveheart. SO, GALS, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD RENT TONIGHT? XANADU! TITANIC! OH I'VE SEEN BOTH OF THEM A ZILLION TIMES ALREADY! WELL I REALLY WANT TO SEE OLIVIA SING. HOW ABOUT DAWN OF THE DEAD? OR SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT! THAT SOUNDS GOOD! Western! WELL CLYDE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COOL CHOICE. WELL, LET'S ROUND UP SOME MOVIES, SO WE CAN ROUND EM UP AND RIDE OUTTA HERE! WELL LET'S ROUNDEM UP, PILGRIMS, BUT FIRST I GOTTA HANKERIN' FOR SOME MUNCHIES... Damn!! :) LOL! * SFry spits. I GOTS ME SOME PEMMICAN AND SOME SARSPARILLY.... LET'S GO WRANGLE SOME WORKERS TO HELP US. Sci-Fi. OH NO, WHAT'S GROWING OUT OF YOUR STOMACH, COLIN? OH! LOOK AT THAT MOVIE, IT'S SHAKING UP THERE ON THE SHELF... WAIT GLORGON. I SENSE SOMETHING. THESE ARE NOT WORKERS TO HELP US. THEY ARE EVIL INVADERS WHO INTEND TO SUCK OUT OUR BRAINS SO THAT WE ARE HELPLESS. OH NO!....THEY'RE COMING FOR US.... OH NO, YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DO I KNOW? I AM ONE OF THEM!!!! (*SCREAMS*) OH NO, DOCTOR!!!! (SCREAMS) German porno. Oh dear, *why* is Swedish porn so *popular*?? Actually, this is German porn. Oh yes, how *could* i have mistaken the two! OH SVEN LET'S GET IT ON! AH, MEIN FRAULINES, COME CLOSER TO ME. OH MY..WHAT A BIG HOOFENFLOFIN YOU'VE GOT.... DO YOU LIKE MEIN LITTLE STREUDELS, FRAULINES? OH OH, RIDE ME YOU BIG BRUTE!!! LOL! Emile?!? Braveheart! OCH!! YE CAN TAKE AWAY ME MOVIES, BUT YE'LL NE'ER TAKE AWAY ME FREEDOM!!! * SFry gallops away. CHARGE!!!! GET ME THOSE MOVIES!!!! YE PUNY LADS, CANNE YE SEE WE'RE IN TROUBLE HERE? AYE! * SFry has never seen Braveheart! Neither have I! LOL, I have, and your both suprisingly accurate. ONE TOSSA ME CABER, AND THEY'LL NAY BODDER US. That's it! Thank you all! Sadly, that was a non-scoring round. Oh! That was quick! :) I was just getting into it :) LOL! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: D_Siegel, Josie Scene: Two people feeding the animals at the zoo. Styles used: Horror, Western, School play, Weepie drama movie. SO, YOU GOT THAT THERE FEED FOR THE COWS? WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S BEEN TROUBLE SINCE I GOT THE COW AND TIGER FEED MIXED UP. THE COWS ARE GETTING PRETTY AGRESSIVE! LOL! AHH! THAT'S HOW YOU GOT THAT THERE SCAR! YEP, YA WOULDN'T THINK HOOVES WOULD BE QUITE SO POINTY! SHORE NUFF! DO YOU WANNA GO IN THIS TIME? *BUZZZ* Horror. I'M NOT GOING IN THERE... NO... NOOOOOO! NO! LAST TIME I DID, MY HEAD STARTED SPINNING! THE COWS, THEY'RE EEEVIL... EEEVIL FROM THE DAWN OF TIME... LOL! THEY'RE ALIVE! AND THEY'RE... CHEWING THEIR CUD! OH NO! RUN! * D_Siegel goes off as if she were to narrate; the screen goes to black and white SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL... LOL! ...TWO VERY PSYCHO GIRLS ABOUT TO ENTER A BARN...LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, THEY WERE ABOUT TO ENTER, THE PSYCHO ZONE! (TWILIGHT ZONE THEME IN BACKGROUND) NEENER NEENOO NEENER NEENOO.... *BUZZZ* Western. WHOO, I'M FROM TEXAS! WHOO! THAT THERE BARN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US... LOL! WHOO! DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! WHOO! *BUZZZ* School play. BECAUSE...UM, LINE! UMM, SO LIKE, LET'S GO INTO THE BARN....YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO IN NOW... OK THANKS! UM (BEHIND, "HAND OF GOD" PLACES SCENERY IN PLACE) *THUNK* OW, I TRIPPED OVER MY COSTUME! MOM, I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO BIG! *BUZZZ* Weepy drama movie. * D_Siegel weeps very dramatically. WHY DID YOU KILL THE COW? OH NO, I'VE... HURT MY KNEE! *SOB* LOL! I... I DIDN'T MEAN TO... * D_Siegel hugs Josie and they sit there and cry! IT WAS JUST STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG BROWN EYES, PLEADING WITH ME...BEGGING ME NOT TO KILL IT...AND I COULDN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, I PICKED UP THE GUN AND I... AND I... *BUZZZZZZZZ* Thank you very much, quarter of a point each! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: D_Siegel, Gregsgirl Scene: Two students plotting the murder of a tyrannical teacher. Styles used: Oscar Wilde costume drama, Infomercial. OK, I'VE GOT THE TWIGLETS LET'S GO PSSTT! I'VE GOT THE PLAN... GOOD! REMIND ME! UHH...WE SNEAK UP WHEN HE'S DRIVING AND POUR MUSTARD OVER HIM! MUSTARD? I THOUGHT IT WAS SOUP! I THOUGHT WE WANTED HIM TO SMELL LIKE BRAD! LOL! I THOUGHT SMELLING LIKE MUSTARD WOULD KILL ANYBODY.... *BUZZ* Oscar Wilde style costume drama. What?! LOL! Who? Is that the guy that does a one man play? Just do it like a 19th century costume drama. No, lots of witty lines... * D_Siegel slips on a big poofy dress. Oh geez..'k. LOL! SHALL WE JUST INVITE HIM TO THE BALL INSTEAD? BALL? I THOUGHT HE WAS MR WALL... :oP THAT WAY, YOU COULD WALTZ WITH HIM, AND DIP HIM ON TO THE CUTTING BOARD! AHH! I SEE! DID YOU SAY PUT DIP ON THE CUTTING BOARD?... *BUZZ* Phew! Infomercial! THAT'S RIGHT! DIPPIN' TO THE OLDIES! WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR AN AMZING NEW CD! HOW TO PLOT TEACHER'S DEMISE! AND IT'S ONLY 19.99!!!!!!!! WOW! YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING! AND WHAT DO I GET WITH THIS WONDERFUL CD?...DENNY? NO YOU DON'T GET DENNY! YOU JUST GET A TAPE OF THE MOST GRODY KILLINGS EVER! *BUZZ* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: SFry, WayneB Scene: A bank robber is trying to steal money from the bank teller. Styles used: Courtroom drama, Horror movie, Sesame Street, Star Trek, South Park. GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!!! WHY SHOULD I? BECAUSE I SAID SO! OOOOOoooooOOOO....A TOUGHY! * Clivey gives Molly 10 points for the Tony impression. * WayneB points gun. YES! WHERE'S THE MONEY WELL, LET ME SEE, ER.. (WHISPERS) HELP.....POLICE! HEY!!!!!!! I HEARD THAT! *SHAKING* HERE'S SOME MONEY! I DON'T WANT SOME! I WANT IT ALL!!!!!!!!! I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO MY MANAGER FOR THE REST OF THE WITHDRAWL. Let's get it off on the right foot - courtroom drama. OKAY, WHERE WERE YOU ON FEBRUARY 23, 2000? ROBBING YOU! OH YOU WERE, WERE YOU? LOL!! I REST MY CASE! AM I UNDER OATH? THIS MAN IS GUILTY, AND HE SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH. HOLD ON! AM I UNDER OATH? * SFry doesn't watch many courtroom dramas! Me either! In that case....let's move onto a horror movie. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH NO, THERE'S A LIGHT BEHIND THE SAFE!!! LOOK OUT!!! * SFry slowly opens the safe. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S THE MONEY MONSTER! WHY ITS MONEY! WAIT...YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S A MONSTER!! AHHHHHHHHH! HE'S GOING TO GET YOU DAVID. BWHAHAHAHAHA! * WayneB runs in fear. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH! Let's cool it down with Sesame Street. WHY THIS MONSTER ISN'T BAD. MONSTER STARTS WITH M! *IN A MUPPET VOICE* TODAY THIS ROBBERY IS SPONSERED BY THE LETTER H FOR HELP!!! CAN YOU SAY GUN? CAN YOU SAY MACE? I THINK SO! IF THAT WERE REAL I WOULD BE IN ALOT OF PAIN. * SFry sprays David with pretend mace. * WayneB grabs his eyes! AHHHHHHH! YOU USED REAL STUFF! NOW BIG BIRD WILL THOW YOU IN OSCAR'S TRASH CAN. NOOO NOT BIG BIRD! :) How about Star Trek. BEAM ME UP NOW!!!!! SOME BIG GIANT YELLOW THING IS COMMING AFTER ME! MY SENSORS ARE SHOWING THE POLICE WILL BE HERE IN 20 SECONDS, CAPTAIN. FOR WHAT? FOR YOUR ARREST OF COURSE! OH CRAP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * WayneB jumps out of the ship. * SFry runs after him. This is not Star Trek, it's Hitchhikers Guide! :-P "Oh crap?" Oh I guess you're talking about Star Trek's latest ratings...let's end on South Park. OH NO, YOU KILLED KENNY, YOU BASTARD! I KILLED HIM? I'LL HAVE TO GET MR. HANKY. HE JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE! AH, HERE'S OFFICER BARBARAY (SP) TO ARREST YOU. PUT THAT PIECE OF DOWN! HELP!!!!! Oh cool! Thank you! Hella cool! :P Thank you both of you. I think I'll give 10 points to Molly and 30 to life for David. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Mochrie, TSlattery. Scene: Driving instructor and student. Styles used: COPS, Infomercial, Soap opera, Disney cartoon, Music video. ALRIGHT ABBEY, DON'T BE NERVOUS. DRIVING A CAR IS LIKE RIDING A BIKE. EXCEPT THAT YOU CAN'T DO POP-A-WHEELIES WITH A CAR. I'VE NEVER LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE... WELL, IT'S EASY...JUST GRAB THE STEERING WHEEL. YOU'RE CONFIDENT IN ME, AREN'T YOU? I MEAN, I'M GOING TO PASS... AREN'T I? AREN'T I?!? WELL, WE'LL SEE. NOW TURN THE KEY AND LET'S GET THIS BABY ROLLING! How about COPS or any reality-based TV. *TURNS KEY IN IGNITION* HOW ABOUT WE GO FOR A LITTLE JOYRIDE? NOW PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!! LET'S GO GET THOSE BAD GUYS! OH WAIT...WE'RE THE BAD GUYS!! BAD GUYS? WELL I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT - YES! LET'S GO RUN OVER LITTLE OLD LADIES IN THE PARK! LITTLE OLD LADIES! YES! ABBEY, TAKE YOUR RIGHT HAND, AND PUT IT ON THE SHIFT....NO, THAT'S NOT IT!!! My favourite program - try infomercial! :) AND THAT'S NOT ALL, ABBEY! REALLY? WHAT ELSE CAN WE RECIEVE WHEN WE ACT NOW? IF YOU ALL PHONE IN WITHIN THE NEXT 45 SECONDS, YOU'LL RECEIVE THIS.... REALLY? I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT IT... IT'S SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE! AND IF YOU EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS, LET US KNOW, EH? IT IS A *TIME-SAVER* WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING FROM THE LAW! AND I'M NOT JUST ENDORSING IT BECAUSE I'M A WANTED CRIMINAL! Hehe! And now Emile's favourite - soap opera! YOU'RE A - A....WHAT??? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME! HOW COULD YOU?!? ABIGAIL...I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T COME OUT. YOU *KNOW* THAT I HAD TO DO THIS! I JUST...I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, DAMN IT! YOU'RE CARRYING MY BABY!...EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER MADE LOVE YET. I was just going to say something along those lines! Hehe! Hehe! Well, I think this flows beautifully - Disney cartoon. MAKING LOVE? WELL, WHAT'S THAT? WELL YOU SEE....(sings) WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER THEY GO AND HAVE FUN UNDERCOVER... AND AFTER A LITTLE WHILE YOU SEE THEY'LL HAVE A SWEET LITTLE BABY.... Any questions? ;-) I have one: Weren't we in a car a minute ago? Yes, I believe we were. Yep! :-P Music video! ALRIGHT, LET'S CRASH THE CAR AND THEN WAIT FOR THE HALF NAKED DANCING WOMEN TO GET HERE...OH JEEZ! AND NOW HERE'S THE NUMBER 7 SONG ON THE TOP 40 COUNT-DOWN...THAT BRAND NEW ONE BY BRITNEY SPEARS, "BABY ONE MORE TIME AROUND THE BLOCK"! OH BABY, BABY, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT... OH BABY, BABY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DROVE YOU ROUND BUT YOU SAID YOU NEEDED A LIFT... * Mochrie dances provocatively in the background. THAT WAS PATHETIC... NOW LET'S MOVE ONTO THE NEXT SONG, RICKY MARTIN'S LATEST HIT, "LIVIN' LA VIDA IN TRACTION CAUSE MY CAR WENT LOCO ON THE I-95"! Hahaha! Thank god you buzzed! I think that was a good place to stop. That was interesting, LOL! LOL! That is too fun! 300 points to each of you! (And a bonus 50 to Emile for finally teaching me about the birds and the bees!) LOL! Heh!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Mochrie, Ryan_S Scene: Two hot dog vendors at a baseball match. Styles used: Acne cream advert, Treasure Island, Veterinary documentary, Rocky Horror. HOT DOGS! GET YER HOT DOGS HERE! GET YER RED HOTS HERE!! HEY, PUSH OFF BUDDY! THIS IS MY SECTION! HEY - THE EAST SIDE IS MY TURF AND YOU KNOW IT! <> Acne cream advert! OH JOHN! JUST LOOK AT YOUR FACE! IT'S REDDER THAN THOSE RED-HOTS YOU'RE SELLING! I KNOW... BUT WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO? WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS DR. JONES' ACME MEDICATION! TASTES GREAT ON WEINERS! <> Did I say that?! Heheh! Treasure Island. OH NO! THE PIRATES ARE PLAYING! INDEED THEY ARE! ROFL! LOL!!! That was brilliant, Alan! :) ;-) Struggling?? AND IT IS THEY WHO HAVE THE SECRET TO THE TREASURES THAT WE ARE SEARCHING FOR! <> Veterinary documentary. Nothing about the Cubs now! :) THE HOT DOG IS A LONELY CREATURE. LOL! AND PIRATES AND ACNE ARE ONLY A FEW OF THE PROBLEMS THESE CUTE LITTLE HOT DOGS CAN DEVELOP. IT'S MAIN PURPOSE IS TO PROVIDE NOURISHMENT TO THE HUNGRY MASSES AT BASEBALL FIELDS. THAT'S RIGHT, DOCTOR! LET US NOW STUDY THE MATING HABITS OF THE LOWLY WEINER-DOG. <> LOL! LOL! Let's end on Rocky Horror. Never seen it, but here goes... LET'S TAKE THESE WEINERS AND THROW THEM AT THE CROWD! BUT FIRST! LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP! WE'LL JUST THROW ONE TO THE LEFT...AND THEN ONE TO THE RIIGGHT... LMAO! WHERE'S FRANK-N-FURTER WHEN YOU NEED HIM! DR. FRANKENFURTER....YOUR LUNCH! <> Let's end there! LOL! * jk applauds. * Lisa00 whistles. * Mochrie bows and scrapes to the lovely audience. Well done - three million points each, though Emile gets two million deducted for being way too obvious with the Frank n Furter joke. That was fun! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: D_Siegel, Gregsgirl Scene: Two teenage girls at a slumber party. Styles used: Blair Witch Project, Soap opera, Teletubbies, 1960's driver's training film, Monty Python (abandoned for Saturday Night Live). One of us can Clive this game, and one of you two can Clive the second K, I'll do styles for that one. You be Clive Emile! * EmileJ is now known as Clivey. * Clivey departs with a significant portion of his hair. LOL! DID YOU BRING THE TWIGLETS? WAS I SPOSE TO BRING THEM??... * D_Siegel shakes nails to get them dry. OH, ISN'T HE JUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE! DID YOU SEE GREG'S BUTT ON THE LAST EPISDOE?! EEE! (HEY U SAID TEENAGE! LOL!) I WANT TO GET ME SOME OF THAT BOO-TAY! Oh God, buzz them already! :) She's right, you did! Let's get it off on the right foot...Blair Witch Project. Thank you! :) LOL Jeff! * D_Siegel runs up to camera. * D_Siegel breathes heavily. YOU TURNED OUT THE LIGHT! I'M LOST! THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE... * Gregsgirl runs around a tree screaming (I neva saw it! Sorry, LOL!) Me neither! Neither have I guys, but I guess you're pretty accurate ;-) LOL! Let's calm it down with a little soap opera. ANG, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU... WHAT IS IT DENNY?! I'M PREGNANT! (gasp!) *GASP* SO AM I! LOL! WELL, I GOT A GOOD DEAL AT THE SPERM BANK, AND WELL... I THINK THE FATHER IS MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S LOVER'S ROOMMATE'S COUSIN.... SO YOU'RE BROTHER THEN? * D_Siegel pours a drink. UHH...I DON'T KNOW! *SOB* I FEEL A NEED TO GET DRUNK THEN DRIVE RECKLESSLY CAUSING ME MORE TRAUMA! On that heart-breaking scene, let's go on to Teletubbies. EH OH!! LAAA LAA! PO!! TIME FOR TUBBY BYE BYE! IT'S A NAUGHTY NOO-NOO! LALALALALA! *sigh* This style never works... :) And who thought children's shows weren't educational.... LOL! How about a driver training film?