--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FILM AND THEATRE STYLES (Part One) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: BSherwood, SFry Scene: A lifeguard and a beach patron. Styles used: Swedish porn, Shakespeare, Dr. Who, Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I'M SORRY MISS, YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. DON'T YOU SEE THE FLAGS? WHY NOT? ITS DANGEROUS TO SWIM THERE... ITS TREACHEROUS! WELL, THANK YOU. DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHERE I CAN SWIM. HOW ABOUT BETWEEN THESE TWO FLAGS HERE, MISSY. Hmm....perhaps...Swedish Porn? (If either one of you feel uncomfortable doing that...say it!) I think they'd like that too much! Hehe! LOL! ;) OOOHHH, YOU COULD LET ME COOL YOU DOWN IN ANOTHER WAY! MY, YOUR'E A FINE LOOKING WOMAN! * Clivette giggles Not very Swedish is it ;-) Hey, I'm typing with an accent! :) Hehe! LOL! OOOH, LET ME DRY YOU OFF. OH YOUR BREASTS ARE GLISTENING IN THE SUN...MAY I CALL YOU... MOMMA? OH WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MORE? LOL! ROFL! How about......Shakespeare! TO SWIM OR NOT TO SWIM, THAT IS THE QUESTION. LOL Dean! OH WHERE FOR ART THOU, MY LIFEGUARD? WHAT'S THIS MY LIEGE, A SWIM OUTSIDE OF THE FLAGS, FORSOOTH I FORSEE DANGER! Heehee! AYE, EH, SO SORRY! ME TIS WILL SWIM IN BETWIXT THE LINES. ALL THE WORLD'S A BEACH AND ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN MERELY... A LIFEGUARD AND BEACH PATRON... Any audience members have suggestions? Since you're both fans... Dr. Who! I have no idea how good it will be, though, I've never seen it :) Hehe. Dr Who it is! DOCTOR DOCTOR HELP!!! THE DELEKS ARE ATTACKING THE BEACH!!! REALLY MY CALCULATIONS INDICATE NO DANGER BETWEEN THE FLAGS. QUICK, LET'S GET IN THE TARDIS AND HEAD FOR... ANOTHER BEACH? DOCTOR! LOOK OUT! CYBERMAN!!! * SFry is Sarah Jane Smith. IS HE SWIMMING OUTSIDE THE FLAGS? YES, AND HE'S HEADED FOR US!!!! Mystery Science Theatre 3000, if you guys know it well enough. A challenge. =) Hehe! OH LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN!!! * SFry is Crow T. Robot! LOL! YOU ARE TOO? HOW UNUSUAL TO FIND A PENGUIN AT A BEACH! OH NO, LOOK, IT'S THE ROBBY BENSON FAN CLUB. LOL! DONT BE ALARMED MISS, SNUGGLE UP CLOSER...I DO HAVE MY LIFEGUARD MERIT BADGE YOU KNOW! Whew! Great game!! I enjoyed that! :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Merts, Mochrie Scene: It's the groom's wedding day, and the best man has lost the wedding ring. Styles used: Baywatch, Kwik Witz, The Muppets, Titanic, The Monkees, I Love Lucy. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, MOCH... UH, WHAT IS IT, PAUL? WELL, YOU KNOW HOW GREAT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY WAS, AND EVERYTHING, HEH HEH.... YEAH....GO ON.... I BROUGHT THE RING WITH ME FOR SAFE KEEPING YOU KNOW, SO I'D KNOW WHERE IT WAS... SO? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? Baywatch! AND SOMEHOW I LOST IT WHEN I SAW THAT GIRL WITH THE BIG HOOTERS IN THAT THONG BIKINI! OH WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO...RUN IN SLO-MO TOWARDS THE CAMERA! * Mochrie does so. * Merts cues slow motion music. LOOK OUT, SHARK! Kwik Wits! OK, how about the Muppets! OK, THIS IS TOTALLY IMPROV, OK, EXCEPT FOR THOSE PARTS WE RECORDED BEFOREHAND! :) HEY BERT! DO YOU THINK THAT SHARK'S GOT THE RING? LOL! Or how about both? Tash does Kwik Wits, Moch does the Muppets! :) Let's stick to Muppets! I DON'T KNOW ERNIE, I THINK MAYBE THE PIGEONS MIGHT HAVE IT! AND WE ALL KNOW A RING IS ROOOOOUND! ROUUNNNND! Hehehe! NEAR!! FAR!!! NEAR!! FAR!! YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP, UH HUH UH HUH! YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP, UH HUH UH HUH! Any suggstions? Nightmare Before Christmas! I've never seen that! Oh... How about the Titanic movie? WITHOUT MY RING, HOW CAN I BE KING OF THE WORLD?!?! OH LEONARDO (I FORGOT YOUR CHARACTER NAME), I'M SO SORRY! Jack! I'LL JUST GET NAKED FOR YOU INSTEAD! WHY, PAUL, I NEVER KNEW! OH, I'M JUST GOING TO STAND ON THE BRINK HERE AND LOOK OUT AT THE SEA....WAIT, LET ME GET MY SKETCHBOOK... I'LL JUST LOOK OVER THE RAILING WHILE YOU DO...AH, AH, AHHHHHH!! HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU YOU LOOK LIKE PETER COOK? What about the Monkees? THAT'S GROOVY! GROOVY! TIME FOR A SONG! DAYDREAM BELIEVER..... C'MON DAVY, CAN'T I GET THE GIRL THIS TIME? WHERE DID THOSE STARS COME FROM? I COLLECT THEM! I'M A STAR COLLECTOR! * Mochrie breaks into "Star Collector". LOL! LOL! LOL! I love this! But we've strayed away from our topic! :) One more style: suggstions anyone? OK.... I Love Lucy? LOOOOOOOCY! YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO! RICKY - WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT YOU DO WITH MY RING! NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET TO BE IN THE BABALOO SHOW.... LOL! ETHEL TALKED ME INTO IT, IT'S ALL HER FAULT! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOL! DON'T TELL THOSE TALL TALES, LOOCY! AND DON'T CRY, YOU'RE MAKING A SCEEN! AND YOU'RE WAKING LITTLE RICKY! I MAY BE MAKING A "SCEEN", BUT AT LEAST I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!! LOL you two! :) This was fun!!! Whew! Very good you guys! :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Maruyama, Mochrie Scene: A girlfriend and boyfriend reuniting after 20 years at a party. Styles used: Disney movie, Soap opera, Gilligan's Island, Disaster movie, Romantic weepie movie. OH MY GOD! KAREN! IS THAT YOU? HEY, COLIN! MY GOD! OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN! I'M DOING GREAT! I'M A SUCCESSFUL SUPERMODEL AND I'M DATING BRAD PITT. HOW ARE YOU? LOL! WELL, I'M HOSTING SUPERTOWN CHALLENGE. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? UMM...NO. IS IT ANY GOOD? Suggestions for styles, anyone? Disney movie? WHY OF COURSE, IT IS GOOD. IT IS VERY GOOD. I HOST A WONDERFUL PROGRAM, ON CANADIAN TV ... TWO TOWNS FIGHT AND SEE WHO'S THE BEST IN OUR COUNTRY... BUT DON'T YOU SEE... Soap opera! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! DIDN'T YOU KNOW I WAS CARRYING YOUR LOVE CHILD?! YOU NEVER LOVED ME, AND NOW THAT I'M A WOMAN YOU REGRET IT ALL, DON'T YOU? AND THAT FRANK, NOW FRANCINE IS YOUR OLDER SISTER'S BROTHER'S STEP-COUSIN? YOU FOOL! YOU'RE MY FATHER! YOU'LL NEVER GET MY LOVE BACK! NEVER! YOU CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE! NOT IF YOU MAKE IT THERE FIRST. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH ME! * Mochrie strides purposefully towards the door. * Maruyama looks intensely into the camera for 5 minutes. What about Gilligan's Island? SKIPPER!!!!! That's it! Next style! ;) OK, disaster movie! METEOR!!! THE ROOM'S FLOODING WITH WATER! OH NO! THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO! THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO! RUN AROUND POINTLESSLY! JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GAME WITH THIS SUGGESTION! * Mochrie runs around pointlessly, screaming. * Maruyama does the same. Romantic weepie movie. KAREN...I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS, BUT...I HAVE A TERMINAL ILLNESS. OH MY GOD....SO DO I! WE'LL GO TOGETHER! LOL! HERE, HAVE A TISSUE....AND MY LAST WISH, IS THAT YOU'LL GIVE ME YOUR LOVE, TO SEE ME THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE. I CAN'T FEEL THE TISSUE...I'M NOT HUMAN. I'M NICOLAS CAGE - I MEAN, I'M AN ANGEL. * Mochrie sobs uncontrollably. LET'S DIE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS AND LIVE FOREVER IN BLISSFUL HARMONY. YES. WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER! OH KAREN....I'M GOING NOW.....I.....LOVE........ Would someone put us out of our misery here? OK... Oh! Now we never know who I love! You didn't enjoy it Sharilyn? I thought you were good! :) Nah, it wasn't going anywhere. That was interesting.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Merts, Mochrie Scene: Mochrie is a pet shop owner, and Merts is a disgruntled customer. Styles used: The Brady Bunch, Hitchcock, Monty Python, Star Trek, Happy Days. GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. MAY I HELP YOU? YES, I CAME IN HERE YESTERDAY TO BUY A NICE PRESENT FOR MY NEPHEW - AND YOU GAVE ME A PIRANHA! BUT YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A NICE LITTLE FISHY. DAMN NEAR BIT HIS FINGER OFF! LOL! I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, MADAM. I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WANTED A SMALL, YET VICIOUS LITTLE FISH FOR THAT SMALL, YET VICIOUS LITTLE NEPHEW OF YOURS. AND OUR PIRANHAS ARE OUR NUMBER ONE SELLER! YOU MUST HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM, YOUNG MAN! I BEG YOUR PARDON? AM I HEARING YOU RIGHT? The Brady Bunch! DIDN'T I SEE YOUR SISTER COME IN HERE TO BUY A GOLDFISH THE OTHER DAY? MARCIA, WASN'T IT? YES, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRESENT FOR ME, BUT SHE WENT AND TOOK IT FOR HERSELF, LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES! MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA, I HATE HER! NOW DON'T FRET DEAR. HERE'S A GROOVY SNAKE. YOU CAN HIDE IT UNDER HER PILLOW! OH WOW, THAT *IS* GROOVY! I'LL GET PETER TO HELP ME HIDE IT! GOOD FOR YOU! AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN A WEEK'S SUPPLY OF RATS. Hitchcock. DID YOU SAY.... RATS? YES I DID.... OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! EEEEEK!!!!! AND IF YOU LOOK THROUGH THE REAR WINDOW, YOU'LL SEE OUR NEWEST SELECTION OF RARE BIRDS. BUT THEY'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGELY... LOL! BLACK AND WHITE BIRDS, OBVIOUSLY... YES, BUT DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. WE'RE VERY HIGH UP. YOU DON'T HAVE...VERTIGO, DO YOU? THEY'RE FLYING NORTH BY NORTHWEST!!!! Monty Python. Of course!!! :) Nooooooooooo....... THIS GAME IS TOO SILLY, I DEMAND WE STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I AGREE, TOO SILLY. Next! Suggestions from the audience? Star Trek! I'M PICKING UP STRANGE ENERGY EMISSIONS COMING FROM THE BIRD ROOM, CAPTAIN. CAPTAIN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT MY FISH? LOL! Oops! LOL! IT SEEMS...THERE ARE...FISH...IN THE...BIRD ROOM...SPOCK! THAT WOULD BE LOGICAL, CAPTAIN. LOL! WHAT SHOULD...WE......DO? FISH AND BIRDS COEXIST PEACEFULLY ON MOST PLANETS! NONSENSE, SPOCK...EVERYONE KNOWS...THEY ARE...MORTAL...ENEMIES... One more! Happy Days! HEY FONZ! YO RITCHIE! (I haven't watched HD in...uh...decades?) YOU THINK YOU MIGHT GET ME SOME CUTE BIRDS TO REPLACE THIS FISH WITH? THEN WE CAN ALL GO RIDING BIKES TOGETHER! SURE, THEY'RE STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR! :) I'D SAY TRIXIE IS THE ONE FOR YOU! :) Wooo! Hehe! * Cliver stops for Emile's sake! :) Yay! Good game! Great game, tash! You two are too good! You were great! I got stuck a few times... Hehe! I now know what my favorite chat game is! :) * DeanB congratulates Tashia and Emile on a very funny performance. * Merts bows. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: McShaneM, Sandi_T Scene: An inept robber is trying to burglarize a variety store. Styles used: South Park, Stallone Movie (Rocky), Nature documentary. SIR, SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ER, UM......THIS IS A STICKUP! EEK!!! DON'T SHOOT! UM, YOU HAVE THE GUN IN THE WRONG WAY. Heehee! =o) JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! D'OH! OH, I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY. South Park ... on Comedy Central! I GUESS YOU DON'T BELIEVE I'LL SHOOT? OH DUMBASS, I BET YOU CAN'T! BANG! OH MY GOD, I KILLLED KENNY! HEY, DUMBASS, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! YOU BASTARD! LOL! LOL! I think Molly was getting into that one a bit much! :) She just wanted to call me dumbass! No I didn't! Audience? A suggestion? How about... a Stallone movie! A Rocky movie! OK, WHAT'S YOUR NAME TAG SAY... ADRIAN, GIVE ME THE MONEY. ADRIAN! LOL! LOL! NO, DON'T SHOOT, ROCKY! JUST TAKE THE MONEY! HERE, TAKE IT, ROCK! Nature documentary! To end on. AND THE GUN HAS FALLEN ON THE FLOOR, THE WOMAN PICKS UP THE GUN. AND PUTS THE GUN TO THE ROBBER'S HEAD. THE MAN, SENSING DANGER, TURNS TO FLEE. BUT IT IS TOO LATE, THE PREDATOR HAS TAKEN ITS PREY! THE WOMAN SHOOTS, BUT MISSES, HITTING KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK. LOL! LOL! Very good! LOL! WTG!!!! Great ending! * Clivey gives 46 points to both of them. Very good, Nicko, Molly! Yay! Well done Nick! Great job! Thanks :-) It's been a while since I saw u play a game! Yeah, it has been! Anyone going to entertain me further? Well, I could try to burn up my kitchen again for you! :) I was heating up water for macaroni and then the burner went up in flames! Burn up your kitchen AGAIN? Weren't you trying to tell me how to use the stove, Tash? :) Thank God I didn't listen to you! :) LOL Jeff! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: HLaurie, Mochrie Scene: A husband and wife in a car stuck in traffic. Styles used: Action adventure, Melodrama, Horror, Broadway musical, Police drama, Sitcom. TERRIFIC. JUST TERRIFIC! WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOR HOURS! HONEY, CAN YOU CHANGE THE RADIO TO THE TRAFFIC REPORT? OKAY, DARLING....HMM, THE RADIO'S BROKEN. Action adventure. OH NO, THE CROCODILE'S CHASING THE CAR!! OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO...YOU SNEAK AROUND THE BACK OF THE CAR, I HOP IN THE NEXT CAR, HIJACK THE DRIVER, AND DRIVE OVER EVERYONE IN SIGHT! JUST MIND THE DYNAMITE! OH HONEY, THE CROCK HAS GOT YOUR FOOT! Melodrama. OH NO, YOU'RE DYING! OW! OWW! OWWWWWW! MY FOOT! OHHHHH, MY FOOOOOT!!! OH, THE AGONY! THE AAAAAGONY! HONEY...I MAY NOT LIVE TO SEE OUR SON BE BORN.... OOOOHHHH, HONEY, WE'LL GET HELP. OHHH, HELP HELP HELP! Horror. WAIT! YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE! YOU'RE AN ALIEN AREN'T YOU! EEEK, HONEY YOU'RE TURNING INTO A CROCODILE MONSTER!!! :) RRRROOOOOOAR! YES, AND NOW YOU WILL BECOME ONE LIKE ME! I'M AN ALIEN AND YOU'RE A CROCK! A CROCK OF WHAT? CROCODILE FROM THE PLANET OF STEVE ERWIN! Broadway musical. OH I'M AN ALIEN IN A WOMAN'S BODY HOW WILL I LIVE MY HUSBAND'S A BIG FAT CROCODILE AND I LOVE HIM TWO MONSTERS, ARE WE, BUT WE'LL NEVER FRET CAUSE WE SHARE A LOVE NEVER SEEN AS YET! OH MY PET... OH HONEY! I LOVE MY CROCKMAN! THANK YOU! YOU LIKE US! YOU *REALLY* LIKE US! Police drama. GET AWAY FROM ME, COPPER! * HLaurie holds out a gun. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS! WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF UP. I'LL MAKE SURE THE JUDGE GOES EASY ON YOU! NO, I'LL NEVER GIVE UP! YOU'LL HAVE TO JUST SHOOT ME! WAIT.....AREN'T YOU MY WIFE? YEAH, BUT I'M A BANK ROBBER ON THE SIDE. I HAD TO, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE ONE IN 6 MONTHS. WE NEED THE MONEY YOU KNOW. Sitcom. YEAH, I'M GOING TO HAVE A BUNCH OF BABIES. WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK OUR NUTTY NEIGHBOUR FOR MONEY! MAYBE WE'LL GET INVOLVED IN SOME HAIRBRAINED SCHEME! MAYBE....MAYBE WE'LL INVENT A NEW TYPE OF GLUE.... AWW, RICKY! CAN'T I INVENT THE GLUE. RICKY! STOP CHASING THAT CAT! HONEY, YOU'RE RICKY, AREN'T YOU? THAT DARN DOG GETS EVERYWHERE, DOESN'T HE! OH NO, I'M MARRIED TO THE DOG! WHAAA! WOOF! WOOF! Weren't we in a car a minute ago? LOL! That was.....bizarre :) Great game Mol! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Mochrie, SFry Scene: A couple snow-bound in a cabin. Styles used: Soap opera, Little House On The Prairie, Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote, Star Wars, Spanish opera, Happy Days. DEAR, CAN YOU THROW ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE? WE DON'T HAVE ANY LOGS LEFT, I HAD TO CHOP UP THE BOOKCASE FOR WOOD. LOVELY. I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT INTO THE SNOW WITH MY LITTLE AXE AND CHOP DOWN A RED CEDAR FOR THE FIRE! YES, HONEY. BUZZ!... Style of Soap opera. I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING BEATRICE... WHAT RON? I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR SISTER CONSTANCE, AND SHE'S EXPECTING MY BABY. I ... I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU. HOW COULD I? HOW COULDN'T I!!! I MEAN, HERE I AM STUCK IN THIS HELL HOLE WITH YOU ALL THESE YEARS! BUZZ!... Style of Little House On The Prairie. LAURA! DID YOU GO OUT TO MILK THE COWS AND LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN? POOR OLD BESSIE FROZE TO DEATH! NO, PA, IT MUST HAVE BEEN MARY. OR NELLIE TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME. WELL, I MIGHT HAVE SUSPECTED IT. YOUNG LADY, DON'T YOU LIE TO ME. I'M NOT LYING, PA! NOW GO AND SHOVEL THE PATH OUTSIDE, LAURA. BUZZ!... Style of Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote. BEEP BEEP! MEEP! MEEP! BUZZ!... Style of Star Wars. LUKE....FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN WAITING IN THIS CABIN. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO JOIN ME, JOIN THE DARK SIDE. I'M NOT LUKE, I'M LEAH. LOL! SORRY, THE HAIR THREW ME. *IS* THAT YOUR HAIR? YES, I GOT IT CUT! HOW DO YOU BREATHE IN THIS DAMN THING! OH DARTH I'VE WAITED TO DO THIS... * SFry kisses Darth. LOL! Ewww! Incest! WHY LEAH, I NEVER KNEW! BUZZ... Style of Spanish Opera. * SFry doesn't know Spanish. Fake it! CONCHITA! HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE NAME OF YOUR LOVER, GONZALES JORGE! YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE THE DAYYYYYYYY. I NEVER DID THAT, JOSE! JOSE IS MY BROTHER.....I AM BUT A SIMPLE TACO MAKER FROM OLE MAY-HEE-KOE! OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO, IT CAN'T BEEEEEE! NO, CONCHITA, I CANNOT LOVE YOU ANYMORE. FOR HERE I AM, STUCK IN THIS CABIN AWAY FROM THE HOME I LOVE, AND ALL THE TACOS I CAN EAT! BUZZ... Style of Happy Days. HEY FONZ, HAVE YOU DUG OUT THE SNOW? YEAH, SO LETS GRAB THE MOTORCYCLES, AND RIDE OFF. OH FONZ! UH, RITCHIE, I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS.... I'M NOT RITCHIE! I'M JOANIE, LIKE MY NEW HAIRCUT! :) OH, IT'S GREAT JOANIE! BUT WON'T CHACHI GET JEALOUS? WHY? BECAUSE MY HAIR IS SHORTER THAN HIS? LOL LOL! :o) Are we done? Yeah I think so! Let's end it there. Hehe! Yay!!!! Great game Mol! I had to get that in! Thanks! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Broth_Sam, JoeIsham Scene: JoeIsham is a school teacher who is talking to Broth_Sam, the mother of an unruly student. Styles used: The Simpsons, Soap opera, 1960's beach movie, Braveheart. WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME? MRS. MACTAVISH, I'VE CALLED YOU HERE TODAY TO TALK ABOUT BRIAN'S SCHOOLWORK. DID HE LIGHT IT ON FIRE AGAIN? NO, HE'S GIVEN THAT UP, BUT NOW IT SEEMS HE INSISTS ON WRITING ALL OF HIS PAPERS IN BLOOD. I WONDER WHY HE HAD ALL THOSE NEEDLES IN HIS ROOM. IT'S NOT... HUMAN BLOOD...IS IT? Okay, a suggestion of a style for them? The Simpsons! Sounds good. The Simpsons it is. HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM....... I TOOK IT TO THE SCIENCE TEACHER, AND HE SAYS IT'S MOSTLY HUMAN BLOOD, BUT THERE'S A HIGH CONCENTRATION OF BEER IN IT. IT MUST BE HOMEY'S THEM...OR BARNEY'S.....LET'S CALL A TOWN MEETING AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS!!! Okay, another style? Soap opera! A popular one :) WELL, THEN, THAT'S THAT PART OF THE MYSTERY SOLVED. BUT THERE'S MORE. MORE? IS THERE..SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? Hehe! LOL! ACCORDING TO THE BLOOD WORK WE HAD DRAWN UP... BRIAN IS PREGNANT. PREGNANT? SO..YOU'VE FIGURED OUT OUR HORRIBLE SECRET...BRIAN IS REALLY...........A WOMAN NAMED EILEEN! * Clivey lets out a Clive chortle. *gasp* YOU KNOW, I'D ALWAYS WONDERED WHY HE ASKED TO BE EXCUSED FROM GYM EVERY DAY. NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH! AND PEOPLE WILL START ASKING QUESTIONS SOON... YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE...WILL YOU? I'M SURE I COULD MAKE IT....... WORTH YOUR WHILE! How about a 1960's beach movie. YEAH, WE COULD GO HANG OUT AT THE MALT SHOP, AND THEN CATCH THE PARTY TONIGHT AT THE BEACH! WOULD YOU RUB SOME LOTION ON MY BACK.....WE CAN TALK SOME MORE ABOUT THIS IN THE LIFEGUARD TOWER. I'D BE HAPPY TO... YOU KNOW, BRIAN -- ER, EILEEN -- LOOKS GREAT IN THAT TWO-PIECE SWIMSUIT. That's enough of that! One more style to end with! Braveheart! OCH! HOOT MON! I CANNA BELIEVE THAT YER LOOKIN' AT BRIAN WHEN YE SHOULD BE LOOKIN AT ME! YE CAN TAKE AWAY MY CHILD, BUT YE CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY ME FREEDOM! * Broth_Sam dances a highland fling. LOL! LOL! I knew you'd say that! DID I ALSO MENTION THAT BRIAN'S TOSSED THE CABER THROUGH TWO TEACHERS' WINDSHIELDS? OCH! YE CANNA TAME HIM! HE'S AS WILD AS THE HIGHLANDS HIMSELF! That was great, I think I'll award 60 points to Joe, but for Sam's spot-on Braveheart impression, I'll give 3 points. Thanks...I think. I dedicate this preformance to Greg Proops :) Yay! Hehehehe! * LoriV applauds. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: HLaurie, LoriV Scene: Two people stuck in an elevator. Styles used: Teletubbies, The X Files, Game show, Swedish porn, The Muppets. OH DARN, THE ELEVATOR IS STUCK! OH NO, I'M CLAUSTOPHOBIC! DON'T PANIC WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE! CALL SOMEBODY! DOES THAT PHONE WORK? * HLaurie picks up the phone. NO IT DOESN'T. GREAT! NOW WHAT? Let's start with something easy. Teletubbies. LA LA! NO PHO? OH NO... NO PHO... LA LA! WHA DO? WHERE'S POH? LA LA! POH? Well, that was a mistake. :) Do we have a suggestion from our audience? The X Files! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! MULDER LOOK OVER THERE! I THINK THE ALIENS ARE BEHIND THIS! NO, THEY'RE BEHIND YOU! LOOK! THE BUTTONS ARE...MELTING! We can't afford the special effects...another suggestion? Game show! AND NOW IT'S PUT THE HAIR ON THE BALD MAN! NOW IT'S HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS ELEVATOR! THE BUTTONS ARE MELTING...IF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT IS MELTING THEM, YOU WIN A TWO SLICE TOASTER! A FIRE, ALEX? OOPS, WHAT IS A FIRE, ALEX? YOU ARE ABSOLUTLEY RIGHT! Too many of those games are on Channel 4 already. Let's move on to Swedish porn. :) Yay!! THIS ELEVATOR IS....SMALL. OH YEAH, AND IT'S HOT FOR SWEDEN! HOT...SO HOT...YA YA * HLaurie takes off her shirt. WOW, DO YOU WORK OUT? OH YAH! WANT TO SEE SOMETHING? OH YA BABY! Well, you tried anyway...one more style to end on? LOL! Muppets! :) CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOLD OUT YOUR HAND OH KERMEY, YOU ARE SO SWEET OK, OPEN YOUR EYES NOW...IT'S A LETTER "B"! OH HOW SWEET! WHAT DOES "B" STAND FOR? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH IT? WHAT?? BREAK IT OVER YOUR HEAD! HAYAH!!! AAAH! Fantastic performances by both of you, if only I was paying attention. Well, I suppose that 45 points will be more than adequate. Yay! LOL! Hehehehehe! Too kind, Clivey! Am I witty like clive? :) Definitely, Emile! :) You are witty! :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Bremner, Mochrie Scene: Mochrie is asking Bremner out on a date. Styles used: Flintstones, Jerry Springer, Armageddon movie, 80's sitcom, Saving Private Ryan. HI BECKY! HI GARY! UH, I WAS WONDERING...UH.....OH, WHY BOTHER....YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SAY NO.... AWW... IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEEDED TO TELL ME? Flintstones. SAY, BECKY, WILL YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR CLUB? NO, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH ME TO THE BRONTOSAURUS BURGER BAR? I YABBA-DABBA-DO WANT TO COME! LET'S TAKE THE CAR WITH EXTRA FOOT POWER. WAIT....AREN'T YOU BECKY? OH YEAH... LOL! WELL IN THE STONE AGE, EVERYONE'S NAME WAS BECKY. BECKASAURUS! Jerry Springer. YOU SLUT!! HOW DARE YOU! YOU WANT SOME? COME GIT SOME! SEE HOW UGLY I AM? THIS WOMAN RUINED MY LIFE!! EVER SINCE SHE MOVED IN WITH MY TWIN BROTHER, EVERYTHING'S BEEN HELL! HOMEWRECKER! YOUR TWIN BROTHER! IT WAS MY COUSIN! YOU *****! YOU *****! * Mochrie throws the chair! * Bremner smashes the flowers! ... Armegeddon movie thing. (Thanx Brooke!) SEE THAT ASTEROID UP THERE? WAIT BECKY! LOOK IN THE SKY! I AM! I SAW THE ASTEROID FIRST! HEY! I SAW IT FIRST! I GET TO NAME IT! WE'RE NOT CALLING IT "PHIL," ARE WE? YOU NAME EVERYTHING "PHIL." AND WHEN I GO UP IN MY ROCKET AND DESTROY IT, I'LL BE FAMOUS! AND YOU'LL JUST SIT HERE, AND BE OBLITERATED! BWAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S ALL YOU EVER CARE ABOUT. WHY CAN'T YOU THINK ABOUT... CLOSURE? OR MY EX? LET'S RUN AROUND FROM SIDE TO SIDE SCREAMING! 80's sitcom. SORRY I CAN'T GO ON A DATE, I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR. OH BECKY! LIKE GAG ME WITH A SPOON! ANYWAY, LET'S GO DOWN TO FURLEY'S BAR AND GET A DRINK. LIKE GARY, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MY LIKE, HAIR, HAS TO BE LIKE, TOTALLY PERFECT? THE WAY YOU USE ALL THAT HAIRSPRAY! OHMIGOD! IS THAT... DONNA SUMMER? EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Saving Private Ryan! OH NO! DONNA SUMMER'S IN THE TRENCH! I'M GOING OUT THERE TO SAVE HER! DON'T TELL ME IT'S DANGEROUS, I DON'T CARE! IT'S DANGEROUS! IF I DON'T MAKE IT, GIVE THIS TO MY WIFE.... WHAT? Wife? IS IT A VISUAL PARTY QUIRK? IT'S THIS LITTLE FIGURE OF CLIVE ANDERSON. I TREASURED IT FOR YEARS, BUT NOW.....LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING! TELL HER I LOVE HER AND... NEVER SIT ON BARBED WIRE WHEN YOU'RE NAKED. OH, I LOVE YOU BECKY! I LOVE YOU TOO! NOW LET'S KILL SOME COMMIES! AND LOOK...DONNA SUMMER'S DOING A PICKLE IMPRESSION FOR US! AND TALKING LIKE HITLER! Done, or more? Stop please!! :) Good game Brem! :) That was REALLY funny guys! "You wrecked Hitler's car. What has he done to you?" That was great! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Film And Theatre Styles Players: Bremner, SFry Scene: Two people at an amusement park. Styles used: Futurama, 1950's sitcom, Canadian porno, Jerry Springer, Broadway musical. OH, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, CAN I PLEASE GO ON THE NAUSE-O-WHIRL? I'LL WEED YOUR GARDEN WHEN WE GET HOME... NO YOU MAY NOT, I HEARD PEOPLE LOSE EVERYTHING ON THAT RIDE EVEN THEIR HEADS. BUT MOMMY, YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY RIDE! EVEN THE TEA-CUPS! HOW ABOUT GOING ON THE BUCKETS OF BLOOD RIDE. I HEARD THAT'S A GOOD RIDE. Let's get things rolling with Futurama. THEY HAVE ONE OF THOSE AT LUNA PARK TOO? YUP, BENDER WENT ON IT. HE'S STILL SPINNING AROUND. SO HE DIDN'T GET HIS THEME PARK WITH THE GAMBLING AND HOOKERS AFTER ALL... NO, HE DID GET THE HOOKERS THOUGH. HE WAS SPINNING AFTER THAT TOO. I WANT TO MEET THIS BENDER... THOSE HOOKERS BETTER HAVE TWO EYES THOUGH. Okay. 1950's sitcom. Hehe! GEE WHIZ, THE RIDES HERE ARE BIG. OKAY DEAR NOW DON'T GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE. AW, C'MON MOM, YOU KNOW I DON'T CAUSE TROUBLE, I'M A PERFECT TV KID. SEE MY HAIR? NEVER GOES OUT OF PLACE. I KNOW YOU ARE (frog lands on her head) EEEEK, OH BEAVER! Hehe! Let's move closer to home. Canadian porno. ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY... BARENAKED LADIES... JUMPING ON US? MR. DIRECTOR, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THE SCENE, THERE'S A MAPLE LEAF COVERING MY...AREA. OH BABY, YOU KNOW IT! YES! DO IT LIKE SHANIA! OH OH, ANN MURRAY STYLE! I can see that was a mistake. Should have chosen Swedish porno. Let's move on to Jerry Springer. LOL! What did I just say? LOL Mol! YOU... SLUT! YOU CAME TO THIS THEME PARK JUST SO YOU COULD MEET OTHER MEN ON THE FERRIS WHEEL, HUH? HOMEWRECKER! hehe OH I'M A HOMEWRECKER? NO YOU'RE THE ONE, SLUT!! * Bremner smashes cotton candy on the homewrecker's head. WHY YOU....! * SFry slams a bucket of chicken wings on Bremner's head. I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS... That hit too close to home, as verified by my lawyers. Let's end on a grand note, a Broadway musical. LOL! OH NO, THE FERRIS WHEEL HAS STOPPED!