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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
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Game:    Expert Translation
Players: Mochrie, JSweeney
Scene:   Mochrie discusses yak training in Italian, and JSweeney translates
         into English.

<Mochrie>  E DUCCI FOLUCCI RESISTI CENTANIA.
<JSweeney> HELLO I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE IN TRAINING YAKS.
<Mochrie>  LADONNA PARIA TALIONA RADOLLINI ANTIPASTO.
<JSweeney> I WAS AMAZED AT THE AMOUNT OF GAS THEY EMIT!

<LoriV>    Hehe!
<Dr_Nick>  Eww!

<Mochrie>  SASOLI TATONI ARIA E ALATAZZO PIAZZA PIRONALLI.
<JSweeney> MY ASSISTANT, RICK THE MAJESTIC DOG, WAS KNOCKED COLD BY THE
           FUMES!

<Dr_Nick>  That sounds authentic :-)

<Mochrie>  ILA TACCI FLATI RAGAZZO TANTO FUOCO MODERNO.
<JSweeney> IT WAS NECESSARY TO REVIVE HIM BY THE EASIEST MEANS AVAILABLE...
<Mochrie>  FONI ALTA SISONI TANTO ALAZZO PIANOFORTE.
<JSweeney> I CALLED TWO OF HIS EX GIRLFRIENDS WHO CAME OVER AND SCREAMED AT
           HIM UNTIL HE AWOKE WITH A START...

<Merts>    LOL!
<Dr_Nick>  Good luck finding that many :-)
<JSweeney> *Grin*
<Merts>    Oooohhh!

<Mochrie>  ANTO TITA AZZO PALASTRINA LUCCI PATUNIA RAGALO SATANITA ALAZZO.
<JSweeney> YOU MONSTER, THEY SCREAMED! YOU LEFT US WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A
           KISS! WE WILL DO MORE THAN REVIVE YOU....!
<Mochrie>  E GATSO TANTALO GELATO MOSCONE ITALIANA MOZZARELLA E ANTIPASTO
           SICILIANO!
<JSweeney> WE WILL TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU WITH A
           PIECE OF ROPE AND A MIXMASTER!

<Dr_Nick>  Heh heh!
<dfw>      Yum, gelato!
<JSweeney> Mochrie! *lol* I am LOVING your words! :)
<Mochrie>  Thanks, and I don't even know Italian!
<dfw>      ROTFL Elle!

<Mochrie>  MOLTO BENNI VENDICI ARABBIATA E SELONA MARTINALLI E STRINGI
           ELTANIA.
<JSweeney> BUT FIRST, A SONG! RICK, YOU KNOW WHAT WE THINK OF YOU, BECAUSE
           YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES HOO HOO, WITH YER NAME...

<Dr_Nick>  BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
<JSweeney> *LOL*
<Merts>    Veinte punti a Mochrie et cento punti a JSweeney!
<Dr_Nick>  Cool Emile!
<Elle>     Mochrie, you were fab! 

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Game:    Expert Translation
Players: Mochrie, Bremner
Scene:   Mochrie discusses twiglets in Scottish Gaelic, and Bremner
         translates into English.


<Mochrie> OCH BINOCHY FLOCHY OCH HAROCH TACH TOCH.
<Bremner> YO!

<Adia>    *laugh* :)
<Mochrie> I haven't got a clue what Gaelic looks like! ;)
<Bremner> It's Scottish.
<Mochrie> I'm still not bloody sure. :)

<Mochrie> BAILE ATHA CLIATH, OCH, OMACHO AOCH.
<Bremner> WE'RE THE PEOPLE OF TESCO EDINBURGH, WE LIKE TO BATHE IN TWIGLETS.

<Adia>    Heheh! :)

<Mochrie> BACH FLOCH ITHAC CAIL ALOCH TATKH.
<Bremner> SOMETIMES, WE ADD EXTRA MARMITE FOR THAT SPECIAL SCENT.

<Adia>    LOL! :)

<Mochrie> ROCH LOL CATH ATCH CACH, OCH AYE!
<Bremner> WE COME OUT SMELLING RATHER SALTY, AND THEN WE GO HIT GOLF BALLS
          FOR A WHILE.
<Mochrie> OCH OCH, ROCH AEIL CHAT TACH ACH OY!
<Bremner> I MEAN, WE GET A KICK OUT OF PUTTING ON PLAID PANTS AND DRIVING
          OUT TO THE OLD COURSE.
<Mochrie> CHOCH ALOCH BACHLACH...<drool>
<Bremner> AND THEN... WE SKIP AROUND SINGING OLD DRINKING SONGS AND MAKING
          FOOLS OF OURSELVES.

* Mochrie grabs a hankie.

<Adia>    *giggle*

<Mochrie> OCH AYE!
<Bremner> OCH AYE!

<Adia>    *laugh*
<Mochrie> <Bzzzzzz!>

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Game:    Expert Translation
Players: Bremner, yokel
Scene:   Bremner discusses camel care in Hebrew, and yokel translates
         into English.
          
<Bremner>  CHALAV MOSHAVAT KODSHO CHALASH.
<yokel>    HERE IS MY CAMEL, TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT.
<Bremner>  DOVIM TOVO HASHIVU NAKSHISH.
<yokel>    SAY SOMETHING DAMN YOU!
          
<Bremner>  Yes, Hebrew is all four-word sentences.
          
<Bremner>  MACHATZIT HAZERIM TORATO VILCHA MO! ZIKSHO! CHAVAD!
<yokel>    BOY IS MY ASS RED! NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS, MAKE SURE
           TO BATHE WITH YOUR CAMEL OFTEN.
<Bremner>  CHAMEL CARCAVAD. TOVID MAKSHO DIMROM.
<yokel>    AND FORCE IT TO EAT ITS OWN URINE.
          
<Mochrie>  Ewww! :)
          
<Bremner>  MILCHA HACHATZIT DIVRO! VORZA ZAYIN BETHALAL!
<yokel>    AND IF HE RESISTS, EAT IT FIRST AND ENJOY IT, AND SO WILL HE.
<Bremner>  T'VICHECHA HAZAR DIREI MARAM.
<yokel>    YOU TAKE CARE OF ITS HUMPS, KEEP THEM WARM.
<Bremner>  CHUMPACH BARAR! ZORBA! ZORBA! ZORBA!
<yokel>    BUTCHER THE CAMEL FOR WATER! YUM! YUM! YUM!
<Bremner>  VAZRAZ NICHACH OCHAYECHA MALAL.
<yokel>    YUM AGAIN!
          
<Mochrie>  <BUZZZZZ!!!>
<yokel>    Finally, I was dying! Oh well, first try.

* Bremner didn't want to be a traitor to his religion anymore, anyway.

<Mochrie>  Good try Jordan :)
<JoeIsham> So, Brem, what were you really saying?
<Bremner>  Nothing in actual Hebrew that I know...I'm sure I said things
           like "desecrate the temples of G-d, our holy one" or something
           of the sort.
<Mochrie>  Mmm-hmmm :)

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