--------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? WLIIA Chat Games ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- EMOTION OPTIONS ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: LovinRyan, Mochrie Scene: Two business rivals at a business meeting. Emotions used: lustily, paranoid, constipatedly, nostalgiacally. SEE HERE, COLIN, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GO WITH THE NEW PLANS FOR THE OFFICE! I DON'T THINK SO RYAN. I'VE BEEN DOING MY OWN RESEARCH! AND I'M DAMNED IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT PROMOTION! Lustily! WHAT'S .... THAT COLOGNE YOU'RE WEARING? LOL! OH, AREN'T YOU THE BIG, BAD BOY, THINKING YOU'LL GET THAT PROMOTION OVER ME? WHY, WHO CARES ABOUT THE PROMOTION! IT'S YOU I WANT RYAN, IT'S YOU! Am I really saying this?! Yes you are, Em...I'm touched..really! OH, I CAN'T....I SHOULDN'T.... WE MUSTN'T....AND YET, WHEN I THINK OF YOU AND YOUR..... "You should you should!" Paranoid! EEEKK! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME LIKE THAT??? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! YOU'RE GONNA SPREAD A RUMOUR THAT I'M SOME SORTA PERV, AREN'T YOU? I CAN SEE IT NOW! OH? YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME? (LOOKS BEHIND HER) WHAT WAS THAT? (PULLS OUT A GUN) PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM...I'LL GET THAT PROMOTION! YOU TRYIN' TO TRICK ME, EH? I'LL GET THAT PROMOTION IF IT'S THE LAST THING I.... Constipatedly! AHHHHH! OH, MY, GOD! (HOLDS HERSELF) *GRUNT* IF ONLY *MOAN* I COULD GET THAT *GRUNT* PROMOTION...THE BOSS *GRUNT* LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU ANYWAY....*GRUNT* *MOAN* YOU WON'T *GRUNT* BEAT ME AT THIS GAME *OH!!* OH *GRUNT* YES *GRUNT* I *GRUNT* WILL! Last one, nostalgiacally! REMEMEBER WHAT WE JUST SAID? LOL! OH, I DO....REMEMBER WHEN WE COULD GET ALONG? YOU WERE GRUNTING LIKE A TAZMANIAN DEVIL IN HEAT.... ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU WANT TO BE LIKE WE ONCE WERE? I REMEMBER WHEN THE BOSS FIRST HIRED ME, HE SAT ME ON HIS KNEE AND SAID, "COLIN MY BOY, I'VE GOT GREAT PLANS FOR YOU...". AND I SAID, "WHAT, DAD?" YOUR DAD WAS A REAL GOOD GUY WHEN HE WAS ALIVE. I REMEMBER HIM TELLING ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU...NOW LOOK AT US..FIGHTING! HE WAS, UNTIL YOU PUSHED HIM OUT OF A 20-STOREY WINDOW....WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THE TIME, DIDN'T WE? LOL! LOL! Thanku and totalling up the scores I see it's a dead heat between Colin and Ryan! Em! You were born for this stuff! What can I say, practice, practice, practice! I've been doing this for almost 2 years! :) Yeah, a year for me :) But let me tell you, doing it in real life is not as easy.... there's no Backspace key! LOL...I know... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: Mochrie, Proopsie Scene: Two students during an exam. Emotions used: lust, rage, hysteria. HEY TRACY, WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO QUESTION 4? I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT EMILE, THAT'S CHEATING! WHAT IF I GIVE YOU ALL MY SCHOOL LUNCHES IN EXCHANGE FOR THE ANSWER? LOL! THAT'S IT? ALL YOU HAVE IS AN APPLE FOR LUNCH EVERYDAY! COME ON, MRS. CRABTREE WON'T SEE! BUT MS. EVELYN WILL! ROFL! Shameless promoters =o) SHE'S A PUSHOVER! AND I KNOW! :) I PUSHED HER OVER THE OTHER DAY! LOL! BUZZ! Let's see... Tsk, tsk, that's baaad Emile! Hey I'm Bad Pun Man remember? True.....:) Let's try lust! Why not, hmm? LOL! OH GOD, HOW I WISH THIS WAS AN *ORAL* EXAM.... LOL! LOL!! Emile!!!!!!!! OHHH.....EMILE.....CAN I HAVE YOUR HOT DOG FOR LUNCH..... * Proopsie licks her lips. SURE, AND IT BEATS AN APPLE ANY DAY! :) Oh dear god!! LOL!! BUT IF YOU GIVE ME THE ANSWER TO QUESTION 69, I'LL *WHISPERS IN HER EAR* PPPRRRRRR... Alright, alright! BUZZ! Awww...and I was just getting into h-, it! It! Rage perhaps? LOL! @!$@$! GET YOUR OWN DAMNED NOTES!!! *PUSHES DESK ASIDE* LOL! LOL! * Proopsie throws a desk at Emile. WHY THE HELL SHOULD I! I'M GONNA PASS THIS CLASS! ALL YOU CAN PASS IS GAS! AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, TRYING TO SEDUCE ME INTO GETTING YOUR ANSWERS! LOL! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! THEY COULDN'T HOLD WATER....YOU ON THE OTHER HAND..... ME SEDUCE "YOU"?? BAAAAH! * Clivette laughs! LOL! YOU JUST WATCH WHERE YOU STEP.... OOOOH, YOU YOU.....GO F*** YOURSELF...YOU GET ENOUGH PRACTICE! Gasp! !! *LOOKS DAGGERS* YOU ARE GONNA REGRET THIS, BITCH! OH AM I?? WELL... Nothing personal of course! Sorry, nothing personal Emile....your a sweetie! And did I say that?! LOL! BUZZ!!! Alright already! LOL! Umm...hmm...anyone? =o) Hysteria! AHHHH!!! OOOH!! LOOK BEHIND YOU! * Proopsie runs into Emile's arms. IT'S MRS CRABTREE....*AND* MS. EVELYN! THIS IS NOT GOOD! THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL! THEY KNOW WHAT WE'RE UP TO! AHHHH!! SHE HEARD US SWEAR!! SHE'S COMING WITH SOAP!! LOOK, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! UM UM UM.....OUTTA THE WAAAY! * Proopsie pushes Emile aside. UH...HI...UH MS. EVELYN, AND MRS. CRABTREE...*GULP*...YOU'RE... LOOKING LOVELY TODAY! OH GOD!!!!!!! WHAAAAT?? IS SOMETHING BEHIND ME? *PUSHES MS. EVELYN OVER* GAAAA, DON'T PUSH HER ON ME! Hmm...this is more like paranoia! *It's a knife! It's a gun! No! It's a luffah!* LOL! BUZZZ, I think we'll end there =o) The game's over? Great game Tracy! You too Emile :o) Phew! lol :o) We were running out of emotions! That was a great one... especially lust, LOL!! LOL...I enjoyed that Let's see 99% of these emotions were used last time :) Yeah! Who thought to play it? I wanted to try it for a while Anyone wanna try fixed expressions? J/K! Whoa! LOL, how do you play that!? Claud! LOL!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: Mochrie, RyanS Scene: Two people at a supermarket check-out. Emotions used: paranoia, anger, horny, nostalgia, euphorically, ecstatically. ARE YOU SURE YOU ONLY HAVE 12 ITEMS OR LESS? YEAH! WAIT...YOU DON'T COUNT FIFTEEN BOXES OF WEETABIX AS ONE ITEM, DO YOU? LOL! LOL! YOU MUST LIKE THAT STUFF! NOT REALLY, BUT IT'S ON SALE. YOU NEVER KNOW THE BARGAINS YOU FIND. FIFTEEN BOXES FOR 3 POUNDS, THAT'S A GOOD DEAL TO ME! HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD! BUT THEN, I'M A CANADIAN, 3 POUNDS IS A WEEK'S SALARY. *BUZZ* Paranoia! OR IS IT...YOU'RE...CANADIAN? YEAH, I'M CANADIAN! YA WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? WAIT A SECOND....WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BOXES! LOL! *turns away* A SPY... A SPY? ME? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?! * Mochrie's eyes flitter back and forth in terror. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY WEETABIX AWAY! WELL THAT'S JUST DUCKY! *BUZZ* Anger! YOU BITCH! *hehe* Did I say that? UP YOURS, WEETABIX BOY!! LOL! Woohoo Em! Superheroes? Hehe! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU CAN TAKE MY WEETABIX AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR.... OHHHH MAAMMAAA!!! NOW YOU'RE GETTING ME REEEALLYYY ANGRY! YOU BASTARD! YOU'RE SEEING MY *MOTHER*?!?!?! (fumes) *BUZZ* Horny! Hehehe! *eg* Ang, you are *evil*! I know! ;o) OH! COULD YOU...CARRY MY BOXES FOR ME? THE WAY YOU'RE HOLDING THAT WEETABIX BOX... COULD YOU BEND OVER? I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, SWEETIE! OH!! TAKE ME, AND MAKE ME PART OF YOUR COMPLETE BREAKFAST! LOL! LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FORTIFIED WITH LOVE AND 15 VITAMINS AND MINERALS...INCLUDING, VITAMIN...OOOOOOOOOOOH! OMG, Em's a player! Haha! LOL! The corrupted boy is back!! * Anathema collapses in hysterical laughter! I made Nat collapse! This is one for the record books!! Or for the list! :) I ain't buzzing now! *eg* Well actually...LOL! SO, HOW BIG IS YOUR...WEETABIX? OH, YOU LIKE A BIG WEETABIX, DON'T YOU? WELL LOOK AT THIS!!!! HMM, IT'LL HAVE TO DO :) LET'S GO BACK IN THE STOCKROOM, WEETY... JUST A SEC...I NEED TO GET SOME BANANAS.... Weety?! LOL! I didn't know he had it in him! OK! *BUZZ* Nostalgia! REMEMBER WHAT WE JUST SAID? YOU WERE HORNIER THAN A BRASS BAND! *SIGH* THOSE WERE THE DAYS! HA HA HA... LOL! DIFFERENT TIMES, MY FRIEND! OH, REMEMBER WHEN MY UNCLE FARLEY USED TO...oh wait, Nostalgia! TIMES HAVE SURE CHANGED! I MEAN, I REMEMBER WHEN I HAD TO WORK 4 YEARS TO EARN ENOUGH TO BUY ONE SHREDDIE! LOL! YEAH, AND THE IRONIC PART WAS THAT YOU WORKED IN A SHREDDIES FACTORY! GOOD TIMES... GOOD TIMES... YEAH, SOME COINCIDENCE! *BUZZ* Euphoria! YES! YES! OH YES!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait....Euphoria! ;-) Yes! LOL! :) YES! I GOT MY WEETABIX ON SALE! WOOHOO! *dances euphorically* WHEEEE! EVERY TIME I'M IN A SUPERMARKET LINE I GET SO HAPPY! LOL! *BUZZ* Ecstatically / overly happy! Isn't that the same damn thing? ;-) Euphoria is different... *g* Depends on what you're taking, Drew! LOL! LOL! WHEEEE! EVERY TIME I'M IN A SUPERMARKET LINE I GET SO HAPPY! AGAIN! *dances ecstatically* OK, let's end there shall we? *BUZZZZZZ* Hehe, me? Insane? Couldn't be! Is that one for the record books Jeff? That was a great one Emile! :) And who knew that EO works so well in IRC! You'd think it wouldn't! Now if I could do that live at Con, that would be.... interesting to say the least. You'd never look at me the same again! ;-) None of us are as good live as in chat Emile! Oh, you mean it THAT way! :) LOL! Hehe! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: Mochrie, Stiles Scene: Mochrie is stealing Stiles's bike. Emotions used: ecstatic, pity, drunkenness, horny. *SOUND OF HACKSAW* HMM HMM HMM...... HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? LIKE, DUH, I'M TAKING YOUR BIKE. YEAH? I DON'T THINK SO.... LOOK MAN, MY CAR GOT STOLEN, SO I THOUGHT SINCE YOU'RE NOT USING IT.... *BUZZ* Ecstatic. WOOHOO...WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!! TAKE MY BIKE!!! *GIGGLE* I AM SO HAPPY TO STEAL! I LOVE BEING PART OF THE PENAL SYSTEM!! Careful!!.... Penal? LOL! LOL! AND THE PENAL SYSTEM WOULD BE SOOO LOST WITHOUT YOU!! WOOHOO!! *BUZZ* Pity. *waits for the standard pity line* BUT THEN....I'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW BEFORE... I FEEL SO SORRY THAT IT WAS *MY* BIKE THAT YOU HAD TO BE TRYING TO TAKE...WHY ME????? I...I'VE COME FROM A BROKEN HOME...MY MAMMA HIT ME, MY DADDY BEAT ME, MY SISTER USED TO SMACK ME WITH WET TOWELS... AWWWWW, I AM SOO SORRY TO HEAR THAT...HERE, *UNLOCKS BIKE* WILL THAT BE EASIER FOR YOU? I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR...PLEASE SHOWER ME WITH YOUR PITY... Pity pity pity... *BUZZ* Drunkenness. Drunkenness is an emotion? :) You've never seen my sister, have you, Jeff? :) According to Kerri! Hey, I only suggested it, you didn't have to use it. Maybe if I saw her while I was drunk... :) SHAY! THISH BIKESH JUSHT THE SHING I'VE BEEN SHEARCHING FOR! I BET IT COULD DO 0-60 IN SHECONDS MAN!! SHEEEEET!!! THAP'S MY BIKE DOH!! WHY MINE? DON'T LOOK AT ME...DON'T LOOK AT ME...I CAN DO THISH...*GETS ON BIKE, FALLS OFF* I..I CAN DO THISH...*GETS ON BIKE, FALLS OFF* AH...SHCREW IT... OH DUDE...MAN, YOUR JUST PESSSSED *BUZZ* End on horny! =) Hehehe! Typical... *waits for the riding comment* HMMMMM, YOU WANT MY BIKE? MIND IF I MOUNT YOUR BIKE? LOL! LOL! :o) Mounting is good too! Just show him your kickstand and get it over with! *GROAN* PLEASE??? OH BABY! YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE. RIDE ME FOR ALL YOU GOT BABY!! PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL! *LOOSES ALL CONTROL...* PUMP THOSE PEDALS! PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!! *BUZZ* Good job!! 69 points for you both! Yeah....LOL! * Mochrie goes to take a cold shower... Hehehe! Make them stop...LOL! All right Em!! *BUZZ* * OcelotGal kicks the bike over so it will stop.... OH...SUCH NICE...SOFT...GROUND..... * Mochrie snaps out of it. LOL! I'd hug ya Em...but the bike thing is just too fresh! :) Something tells me Mochrie has done that a lot of times! :o) * Meskimen buries his head in his hands! * D_Siegel pats jeff on the back Emile is the biggest Whoser whore... ;-) Yeah, I'm such a slut ;-) LOL! And don't think I don't enjoy it! ;-P Em, you ignorant slut!!! LOL! And we love ya for it em! *gasp* Em, you slut...hey, it was fun for a bit! ;) It's not unusal to be loved....unless you're me.... Aww, I love ya Em :) * Broth_Sam now has Tom on the brain We love you Emile! Let me get this outta my system...YOU'VE NEVER RIDDEN A GIRL'S BIKE BEFORE, HAVE YOU? Hehehe. :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: Broth_Sam, OcelotGal Scene: OcelotGal is in a confessional, and Broth_Sam is the priest she's confessing to. Emotions used: depressed, paranoia, boredom, euphoria, lustily. The scene is...Kerri is in a confessional, and Sam is the priest (or priestess) she's confessing to. LOL! OK.... LOL! *ENTERS CONFESSIONAL* BLESS ME, FOR I HAVE SINNED... WHAT IS YOUR SIN MY CHILD? YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY, HAVEN'T YOU? OH, VERY NAUGHTY. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT...DON'T LEAVE OUT ANY OF THE JUICY DETAILS! LOL! I HAVE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A MAN OF THE CLOTH...AND HIS SIAMESE TWIN BROTHER. *click* YOU DON'T MIND IF I RECORD THIS FOR LATER DO YOU? *BUZZ!!!!!* Depressed! IT'S SO LONELY BEING HOLY ALL THE TIME! WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD, IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER ANYWAY.... I PRAY EVERY DAY TO A VIRGIN..THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER , YOU KNOW! LOL! :o) I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, IT JUST STINKS SITTING HOME AND WATCHING THE KIDS HAVE SO MUCH FUN, AND ME DOING NOTHING. STILL...IT'S BETTER THAN BEING IN HERE ALL THE TIME...I'M CLAUSTROAPHOBIC TOO!! IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU WANT TO SCREAM, YA KNOW? *BUZZ!!!!!* Paranoia. ME TOO... DID YOU HEAR THAT? IS THERE SOMEONE IN THERE WITH YOU? Hehehe! *g* ARE YOU TAPING THIS? I HEAR VOICES! I DON'T KNOW.....I THINK I AM BEING FOLLOWED.. YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME, AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE LAUGHING! I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING! FOLLOWED BY THE BIG STATUE OF JESUS AT THE DOOR..HE SENT YOU, DIDN'T HE???? *BUZZ!!!!!* Boredom... *YAWN* HOW'D YOU KNOW? I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, SO YEAH, I DID IT. BIG DEAL. *YAWN* YOU GOT ANY ORIGINAL SINS? ORIGINAL? NAH, THEY'VE ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE. I'VE HEARD THE SIAMESE TWINS ONE OVER AND OVER! ADULTERY, MURDER, BOOOORING.... *BUZZ!!!!!* Euphoria.... COME HERE....COME OVER TO THE HOLY WATER. *BRIGHTENS UP* BUT WEARING A SLINKY DRESS IN THE PRODUCE SECTION? WOW! THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING! *SPLASH* DOESN'T THAT FEEL HEAVENLY?? I CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR THE ANGELS SINGING! OOOH, YES! IT'S BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WATER! TELL ME MORE! I LOVE TO HEAR YOUR SINS! *BUZZ!!!!!* And move a little further to lustily. I COULD *BATHE* IN IT! WILL YOU HELP ME WITH THIS BLOUSE? CERTAINLY....HOLD MY COLLAR, WOULD YOU? LOL! :o) LOL!! LOL! LOL! HOW LOW *IS* THAT COLLAR? KNEELING IS COMMON IN CHURCHES.. OMG..LOL! THE LAST MAN I TOUCHED THAT LOW, HIS KNEECAP WAS RIGHT ABOUT THERE.... TOUCH MY KNEECAP! *BUZZ!!!!!* All right, that's quite enough of that! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL, WD! :o) Is that the final buzzer? Thank you very much both of you....this will certainly give the ABC censors something to chew....2 points each. Only 2? We risked eternal damnation for 2 points? :) Yep, sorry Sama! :) I've risked it for less...can't complain I guess! :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: Mochrie, Stilin Scene: Mochrie is a chef showing his apprentice, Stilin, a complicated recipe. Emotions used: Horny, paranoid, nostalgic. OUR NEXT GAME IS FOR COLIN AND TRACY AND IT'S CALLED EMOTION OPTIONS...OUR PLAYERS WILL START OFF WITH THE SCENE THEN I'LL GIVE THEM SOME EMOTIONS, AWAY YOU GO! ALL RIGHT TRACY, IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED THE MOST COMPLICATED RECIPE WE HAVE HERE AT CHEZ WHOSER...THE STUFFED ROAST LOIN OF ALAN! OOOOH, I HAVE HEARD OF THIS...PLEASE SHOW ME EVERYTHING! Ahhhhhhhhh! LOL! Hahah!!!! LOL *g* No rump roast? Oops, no one said lusty yet, right? *g* LOL! ALRIGHT. FIRST WE NEED OUR INGREDIENTS. YOU START BONING THE LOIN, WHILE I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PREPARE THE STUFFING. LOL! Hey, no one said 'horny' yet either Em baby.... LOL, poor Alan! :) *snicker* Aren't horny and lusty basically the same? :> Depends, trust me. :) *NODS* UH OH, I SEE....UH HUH... ALRIGHT. NOW HERE'S HOW WE GO ABOUT MAKING THE STUFFING... ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THE SECRET INGREDIENT TOO? ALL IN GOOD TIME, TRACY, ALL IN GOOD TIME. *BUZZ* Horny! YOU WANT TO LEARN MY SECRET, DO YOU? WELL COME CLOSER MY DEAR... OOOOHH *GROANS* BUT I *WANT* TO KNOW THE SECRET INGREDIENT!! *G* *COMES CLOSER* ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SECRET...IT MIGHT BE MORE THAN YOU CAN STAND. Um, comes?...dunno....*g* OH, I HAVE HANDLED MORE THAN YOU KNOW *WINK* ALRIGHT...WELL, FIRST YOU GRAB ALAN'S LOIN...THUSLY... LOL! Can't believe I just said that.....*g* You can't believe you said that?! What about me!!! :-P LOL! *CLOSES EYES* YES, YES, YES..... LOL! Or THAT for that matter! ;) *BUZZ* Paranoid. OMG..I JUST TOUCHED ALAN'S LOIN....OH NO.... WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? Hehehehe! ME??? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AND WHY DO I HAVE TO TOUCH ALAN'S LOIN? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO....MAKING ME SPILL MY GUTS SO I CAN TELL YOU EVERY LITTLE DIRTY SECRET I HAVE!! OH, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE? WHAT AREN'T YOU TELLING ME?? WELL I'M NOT TELLING YOU *ANYTHING*, YOU HEAR ME! *EYES FLITTER BACK AND FORTH IN TERROR* * GypsyJr wonders where the screeching laughter is coming from, then realizes it's her. *FINALLY LETS GO OF ALAN'S LOIN* *COUGH*...I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO...YOU FREAK ME OUT!!! *BUZZ* Nostalgic. REMEMBER WHAT WE JUST SAID? LOL! Token Nostalgia moment. :) LOL! *SIGH* BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN I COULD JUST TOUCH ANY LOIN AND NOT BE BOTHERED.. OMG...gotta stop that! *g* YAH, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOOK ALAN'S LOIN TO THE DANCE WITH YOU. ALL THE GUYS WERE SO DARNED JEALOUS, I STILL SEE THEIR FACES TO THIS DAY. LOL! Hahahah!!! I WAS GOOD THEN! ESPECIALLY SINCE HIS LOIN WAS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ALL THE GIRLS THERE, LET ME TELL YOU! :) LOL! *BUZZZZZZZ* Thank you very much for that you two, I'm gonna award the points to Alan's loins for 'lending a part'. * Mochrie apologizes profusely to Alan for girding his loins! Sorry Alan. :) Yayayay! No prob! LOL...good game Em sweetie...now we are in better practice for next year! :) Thanks Tracy! *hug* *big hug* :) A pointless loin is not a happy loin! :o) That was fun!! That was awesome! * Stilin considers Ang's comment and refuses to say anything.... I can tell you this: Em rocks at F&TS! *my* comment??... :o) *note to self*...never play EO again after consuming vodka. *g* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: EmileJ, LovinRyan Scene: At the ballgame. Emotions used: Flirty, suspicious, nostalgic, excited, nauseous. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DODGERS ARE LOSING 16-1! YES!!! THE JAYS ARE KICKING THEIR ASS! YOU GOT ENOUGH PEANUTS AND CRACKERJACKS, HON? MORE THAN ENOUGH....YOU WANT A HOTDOG? *BUZZZZZZZZZ* Flirty. A HOTDOG YOU SAY? IS IT....A FOOT-LONG? *snicker* WEEEELLL, IF YOU WANT IT TO BE *WINK WINK* AND IS IT COVERED IN MUSTARD? SMEARED WITH KETCHUP? I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! HERE, HAVE A BITE OF MY SAUSAGE. OH, AREN'T YOU SWEET? LOL! Is this flirty or porn? Both! ;o) Apparently, we have confused flirty with horny! *snicker* Hehe! Well one leads to the other. :) Same diff really ;) If u play your cards right it does ;o) *BUUZZZZ* Suspicious. Or paranoid, whichever sounds better. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? WHY SHOULD I TAKE A BITE OF YOUR SAUSAGE?? Mmm sausage! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT? WHY WON'T YOU BITE MY SAUSAGE! IT'S NOT POISONED OR ANYTHING...UNLESS..... LOL! UNLESS WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? YOU'RE TRYING TO POISON MY SAUSAGE! AT DODGER STADIUM!! HOW COULD YOU STOOP SO LOW!! HOW COULD *I* STOOP SO LOW? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO OFFERED!! AND WHY IS MY FACE ON THE JUMBOTRON SCREEN? AND WHY DO I HAVE THREE EYES? YOUR FACE IS UP THERE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE, 'CAUSE THEY ALL *KNOW* WHAT YOU ARE! LOL! *BUZZZZZZ* Nostalgic. REMEMBER WHAT WE JUST SAID? I REMEMBER BITING SAUSAGES ONCE, I WAS GOOD AT IT TOO Cannot BELIEVE I just said that...... YEAH, YOU USED TO BITE THE SAUSAGE OF EVERY GUY IN TOWN. AND EVERY GIRL TOO IF I RECALL... *snicker* I REMEMBER WHEN MY DADDY TOOK ME TO MY FIRST DODGER GAME. IT WAS BACK IN 1920... LOL! Geez u are old em! ;o) DID HE BITE SAUSAGES TOO? I WAS A YOUNG BOY UNHAMPERED BY THE RAVAGES OF THE WORLD AROUND ME....OH I'M SORRY, YOU'RE FALLING ASLEEP! I WAS JUST THINKING, THINKING OF A TIME WHEN SAUSAGE MADE ME HAPPY......WHENEVER THAT WAS.... *BUZZZZZZZZ* Excited. WOO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE THAT FOOT-LONG INSTEAD...CHANGE EXCITES THE HELL OUT OF ME! OH TO HELL WITH THE SAUSAGES! THE DODGERS JUST HIT 4 CONSECUTIVE GRAND SLAMS!! THEY WON! THEY WON! YAHOO!! WOOHOO! *CLAPS* THIS IS SO GREAT, BEING HERE WITH YOU, WATCHING THEM WIN! *BUZZZZZZZ* Nauseous. SUDDENLY I DON'T....FEEL SO WELL...FOOTLONG....DISAGREEING.... WITH....ME...... OMG....I ATE TOO MUCH SAUSAGE...I'M GONNA HURL! SAUSAGE....REGURGITATING.... LOL! Eeeeeeew yet hmmm! ;o) UGH.....GOT ANY PEPTO BISMOL? HERE, LEMME BORROW YOUR BASEBALL CAP..PLEASE! NOPE, BUT I GOT A SOUVENIR DODGERS BARF BUCKET! ONLY COST ME $150.00 GIMMIE.....GIMMIE *GRABS EM'S CAP* *HURL* NO! DON'T THROW UP ON MY................AUTOGRAPHED CAP.... *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* Good one guys!! *claps* *hands Em back his cap* Sorry hon...I really didn't mean to *g* LOL....interesting... :) Good game tracy! LOL! Good game Em baby! *hugs* *hugs* Yay! now I finally have enough games to warrant updating my dusty ol' site! Don't take this too wrong, but I shall never look at sausage without thinking of Em! LOL! :) ROFL!! Do you want some dripping to go with that? Don't worry, I'm doin' me own! *LOL* LOL, saw that one coming. :) LOL! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: DevTrace, EmileJ Scene: An FBI agent with a person in the witness protection program. Emotions used: Manic-depressive, lustful, constipated, paranoid, greedy, hungry, total stupidity, euphoria. ALRIGHT, LET'S RUN THROUGH THIS ONCE MORE SHALL WE? YOUR NEW NAME IS TRACY SMITH, AND YOU NOW LIVE AT 123 CAKE LANE. LOL! OK...........SOUNDS GOOD. NOW DON'T WORRY, SURE YOU'LL BE LEAVING YOUR OLD LIFE BEHIND, BUT YOU'RE GONNA LOVE STARTING OVER. *Several Netsplits Later...* ALRIGHT, LET'S RUN THROUGH THIS AGAIN. YOUR NAME IS TRACY SMITH, AND YOU NOW LIVE AT 123 CAKE LANE. This must be a rerun. ;) Yeah, we hit 'rewind'. :) Shaddup! *smacks with trout* Hehehehehehe! OWIE, WHAT WAS THE TROUT FOR? THIS IS PART OF THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM?? YES. NOW DON'T INTERRUPT. NOW YOU'LL BE LEAVING EVERYTHING BEHIND, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE OODLES OF FUN STARTING OVER. YOU'LL SEE. *BUZZ* Manic-depressive. YOU'LL BE....STARTING OVER AGAIN....WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING THE LIFE YOU WERE LIVING. *BREATHES RAPIDLY* BUT I *LOVE* MY LIFE....WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO LEAVE IT?? BECAUSE, YOU'RE NOT WANTED ANYMORE...YOU'RE NOT LOVED ANYMORE... JUST LIKE ME. I'M JUST A DAMN FBI AGENT, NO ONE LOVES ME. *SOB* BUT, BUT *WAAAAH* IT'S TOO LATE. THE DIE IS CAST, YOU MUST START ON YOUR WAY! *BUZZ* Lustful. :) Hehehehehehe! AND I'VE GOT SOME THINGS I CAN SHOW YOU. TELL ME SIR, ARE YOU GONNA START OVER WITH ME?? *WINK WINK* I'LL START *ALLLLLLL* OVER YOU! LOL! IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET.......?? YES IT IS...AND I'M VERY PLEASED TO SEE YOU. *BUZZ* Constipated! *snicker* *GRUNT* ARGH, I HOPE THERE'S A BATHROOM ON THE WAY AND I'LL NEED IT. *GRUNT* OH GOD, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE ATE THOSE 55 TACOS BEFORE COMING HERE! *MOAN* LOL! NOW LISTEN...*GRUNT*...BECAUSE I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE... *MOAN* YES? *MOAN* DON'T INTERRUPT ME MID-GROAN. *GROAN* Hehe! lol *BUZZ* Paranoid. DON'T TELL ME HOW MUCH BETTER LIFE IS GONNA BE...*GROAN* DON'T HIDE YOUR FEELINGS FROM ME...LET IT *OUT!* Oops! Oops*2! Heeheehee! LOL! WHY CAN'T YOU TELL WHERE EXACTLY IT IS i'M GOING??? I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE MAP TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO...THAT WAS THE PLAN WASN'T IT? ME? MAP? WHAT MAP? DIDN'T *YOU* HAVE IT? OH NO, WE'RE LOST!!! * Gregsgirl has images of captain kirk. WAIT A MINUTE? WHAT'S THAT SIGN SAY? "WELCOME TO HELL". AH, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE NOW! OMG.....HELL? Hehe! ;-) Haha! You're in invercragill? cragill?? yikes! No,he's in Canada customs eh Jeff?;) LOL! I *told* him not to try to hide the twiglets *there*! Aackk! Customs! *BUZZ* Greedy! SO NOW YOU CAN TELL EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GAINING BY TAKING ME TO HELL! YOU KNOW WHY I TOOK YOU TO HELL! I WANT EVERYTHING YOU HAD BACK THEN! I WANT YOUR GOLD, YOUR SILVER, YOUR LIFE! YOU'LL NEVER USE ANY OF IT, I WANT IT! I WANT IT ALL! DAMMIT, I WANT MY LIFE BAAAAACK! IT'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!! IT'S TOO LATE...YOU HAVE A NEW LIFE NOW, MISS SMITH! *LAUGHS* *BUZZ* Hungry! YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LOOKING MIGHTY TASTY... LOL! OH YEAH? WELL I HAVE YOUR GUN....SHIT, WAIT, IT'S A BANANA... GOOD, I'M STARVING! THAT *IS* A BANANA IN MY POCKET! AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I'VE GOT THE ICE CREAM! YOU MEAN, IT *WAS* AND IT'S GONE NOW...HA! DON'T MAKE ME GUESS... GIVE IT TO ME, MR. FBI! I won't ask! ;o) *BUZZ* Total stupidity. :) That's me usually Jeff! Oh yeah :) *snicker* D'OH...ICE CREAM? WHAT ICE CREAM? LIKE, OHMAGOD, I TOTALLY FORGOT THE ICE CREAM, LIKE IN MA OTHER TRUCK, Y'KNOW! OH THAT'S SO NOT GOOD....WHAT DO WE DO NOW?? LIKE GAG ME WITH A SPOO-OON! TOTALLY GRODY! I GOT A PLAN...YOU GO HOME AND JUNK, I'LL STAY HERE AND TEASE MY BANGS! EEEEK, LOOK AT ME....I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE, I LOOK AWFUL... *BUZZ* End on "euphoria". YOU KNOW LOOKING AWFUL TURNS ME ON! *HAPPY SIGH* OH BLISS... ALAS, I WILL BE SAD TO LEAVE, YET SO HOPEFUL FOR THE FUTURE... AH, YES, I SEE MANY THINGS IN STORE. A LIFE FULL OF HAPPINESS AND JOY....OH WAIT, THAT'S MY LIFE. CUTE LIL' HOUSE, WHITE PICKET FENCE...BUT IT WILL BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.... Hey! :) j/k ;-) LOL......OMG! I SEE IT TOO, A CUTE LIL' HOUSE, WHITE PICKET FENCE, AND 2.5 KIDS! AND TROUT? I'LL GO GETS ME THE HACKSAW! :) *G* *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!* LOL, hacksaw frenzy! Hehe, good game trace.... Good game Em! *hugs* * stelic applauds * Gregsgirl claps * jaclyn claps That was my first Cliving, was I acceptable? :) You were so good sweetheart...as Clive, that is*eg* I can't believe I stooped to doing Valley Girl. Can I sink any lower?? Hon, you've done porn, year after year, remember? :) *chuckle* * DevTrace bows * Clive is now known as jlk * jlk is now known as jk jfk? jlk is jfk's lesser known brother. The l stands for lesser. Or Les for short. LOL! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Game: Emotion Options Players: DevilTrace, EmileJ Scene: An American and a Canadian cheering on the last game of Olympic hockey. Emotions used: Sleepiness, jealousy, lust, shock, insanity. * DevilTrace is now known as TeamUSA * EmileJ is now known as TeamCanada GO CANADA! GO CANADA! WOOOOOOOOOOO! *WAVES CANADIAN FLAGS* USA! USA! USA! *WAVES AMERICAN FLAGS* HEY, YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN THIS, *EH*, BOY? A highly original game so far ;) * TeamUSA thwaps Clive with her flag shush!*g* SHADDUP, EH? WE'LL WHIP YOUR BUTTS FROM HERE TO SASKATCHEWAN! OH PLEASE! *BUZZ* Sleepiness. *ZZZZZZZZZ* OH MY, I'M BEAT. *YAWN* YEAH.....WE'LL BURY YOU INTO THE GR...ZZZZZZZZZZ..... * GypsyJr is sympathy yawnming.. lol MUST....STAY....AWAKE....MUST....CHEER...CANADA...ON... SEE THOSE? THOSE ARE ZEES, 'CAUSE THEY RHYME! MUST....BASH....AMERICAN....BASTARDS.... LOL!!!! LOL! OH LORD *YAWN* C'MON TEAM....*SNORE* C'MON... * TeamCanada swings a punch like a wet noodle. KEEP THAT UP AND I'LL.... *BUZZ* Jealousy! YOU AMERICANS THINK YOU'RE SO BLOODY SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT ALL THOSE GOLD MEDALS, DON'TCHA? AND I'LL....FIND OUT WHO YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING TIME WITH ON OUR TEAM!! AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TEAM WHO ISN'T MADE UP OF DON CHERRY REJECTS, YOU'RE SO SUPERIOR. OH REALLY? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS SPORT WAS MADE IN CANADA? AND YOU GET THE COOLER JERSEYS! YEAH, SO WHAT? AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN WE WIN AND YOU ARE GONNA GO BACK UP NORTH CRYIN' AND BLUBBERIN'...AGAIN! WE'RE GONNA EAT POUTINE! ^_^ LOL! *BUZZ* Suggestion from the audience? Lust! All right, lust it is. Poutine and lust...yes, they go together YA KNOW...I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS....BUT YOU'D LOOK SO GOOD IN POUTINE. LOL! O_o OH GOD *MOAN* IF ONLY I COULD GET A GOOD POUTINE... WHAT SAY AFTER THIS LI'L OL' GAME I'LL SHOW YOU SOME REAL... HOMEMADE POUTINE. REALLY? WANNA TRY SOME OF ME.. I MEAN ...IT *WINK* LOL! HAS ANYONE EVER SMEARED YOU IN CHEESE CURDS AND GRAVY? I COULD SHOW YOU A FEW THINGS! LOL, this is too good! NO, BUT I'M WILLING TO TRY. HERE, HAVE A PUCK. *LUSTFUL SIGH* This is getting scary fast! :> LOL! I hate to do this, but *BUZZZ* Shock! *GASP* A PUCK, A FREAKIN' PUCK??! I AM SHOCKED AT YOU! A YANKEE SIGHING LIKE THAT! ME? *POINTS TO RINK* OMG!! YOU'RE WINNING!! AND LOOK WHAT YOUR OH SO SWEET AMERICAN TEAM DID TO OUR POOR BEAVER! WE LOVED THAT MASCOT! LOL! LOL! THAT WASN'T US...YOU CAN'T PROVE IT! *SHOCKED GASP* HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT WE WOULD DO THAT... THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE "U.S. OF A" STAMP ON HIS BACKSIDE, HUH? EH? THAT WAS PROBABLY THE RUSSIANS! *G* *BUZZZ* Audience? Is insanity an emotion? :) Ok, insanity. :) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEHEEEEE! YA KNOW ... YA KNOW WHAT? *GRABS HEAD AND SCREAMS* CANADA JUST WON!! HOLY F*CK! WHAT? I'M ACTUALLY AN AMERICAN! BUT EVEN WORSE! I'M GEORGE W. BUSH! AAAAAAAAHHHH! *RUNS AWAY SCREAMING* *LAUGHS* WORKS LIKE A CHARM. GO CANADA! GO CANADA!!! *BUZZZ* AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT GRETSKY! ;) NO, I HAVE MY LIMITS. *BUZZZZZZZZZ* YOU'RE AS NUTS AS THE LOONIE HE BURIED IN THE ICE!! YOU BURIED HIS NUTS? Oh sorry hon, you buzzed? *sheepish* Um... he buzzed like, three lines ago :> but hey, it was funny! :) Oh sorry...I couldn't hear the buzzer. I was going to end on the Bush bit, should we continue? I was aiming for the Bush bit to be the end Ewww.. bush bits! OK, end! *g* That's what I thought :) *hugs* That was fun! Now, get me outta this jersey!!:) Thank you, I will award 99 points to Tracy...and Emile loses all his points for being George W. Bush Argh....and I'll give those 99 back Jeff....snot nosed lil' whiney sack of....meaning Mr. Gretsky, of course. Good Lord, pie this jersey, dammit, please Jeff? And get Tracy out of that jersey before she goes insane(er) * TeamUSA is now known as DevilTrace * jk smacks DevilTrace with a large cream pie * DevilTrace tosses USA jersey Ooops, I missed! HEY..too late, the jersey, not ME!:) Was aiming for the jersey ;) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------