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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
                               WLIIA Chat Games
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                              ALPHABET (Part Two)
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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "X"
Players: EmileJ, Has-Dean, JeffyB-, Joanne
Scene:   Four of Santa's elves

<EmileJ>   XYLOPHONES? WHAT KID WANTS A XYLOPHONE FOR CHRISTMAS?
<Has-Dean> YOU NEVER CAN TELL WHAT KIDS WILL LIKE, I NEVER THOUGHT
           TELETUBBIES WOULD CATCH ON!

<Joanne>   LOL!
<EmileJ>   Ugh! :)
<Has-Dean> :)

<JeffyB->  ZIPPERS! DAMN ZIPPER IS STUCK!!
<Joanne>   ALL RIGHT, WHO HAS BEEN TAKING THE TOYS OUT OF THE SLEIGH?
<EmileJ>   BEATS ME, BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET THE REST OF THESE TOYS READY!
           SANTA WILL BE STEAMED IF WE DON'T GET A MOVE ON!
<Has-Dean> CAN YOU REMEMBER LAST TIME WE WERE LATE? HIS FACE WAS REDDER
           THAN HIS SUIT!
<JeffyB->  DONNER?!? BLITZEN?!? THEY'RE ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO GET READY.
<Joanne>   EVERYONE LOOK FOR DASHER..HE IS MISSING!
<EmileJ>   FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! NOW WE'VE LOST A REINDEER! SANTA'S GONNA
           HAVE OUR HEADS!
<Has-Dean> GOSH!

<EmileJ>   Hehe!
<Has-Dean> :)
<Joanne>   ROFL!
<Clivette> LOL!
          
<JeffyB->  "HO HO HO HO" THIS SANTA.
<Joanne>   I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO LOOK..DID ANYONE CHECK THE REINDEER
           BAR?

<Joanne>   Lame. *g*
<Clivette> LOL!
<Has-Dean> :)
<JeffyB->  =)
<Clivette> So that's why Rudolph's nose is so red...
<Joanne>   LOL!
          
<EmileJ>   JUST WHAT WE NEED, DRUNKEN REINDEER! IS IT ANY WONDER RUDOLPH'S
           GOT A RED NOSE?

<Clivette> LOL!!
<Joanne>   Hahahahaa!
<EmileJ>   Sorry Claud! :) Plagiarism! :)
<Clivette> So'k =o) It was used for good, not evil! =o)
<EmileJ>   Hehe!

<Has-Dean> KNOW WHAT? I JUST SAW SANTA AND THE REINDEER DANCING ON THE TABLE
           AND SINGING SEA SHANTIES IN THE BAR... THEN SANTA THREW UP ON
           DANCER! I DONT THINK HE WILL BE ABLE TO DELIVER PRESENTS TONIGHT!

<Joanne>   ROFL!
<EmileJ>   Hehehe!
<Clivette> ROFL!
<Joanne>   Is my Gram there? LOL!
<JeffyB->  LOLOLOL!
<Has-Dean> LOL Jo :)
<Joanne>   :)
<Clivette> LOL! =o)

<JeffyB->  LORDY, LORDY, LORDY!! THIS HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO. REMEBER??
<Joanne>   MY GOODNESS, WE'D BETTER TAKE OVER THIS OPERATION..YOU GUYS READY?
<EmileJ>   NO! BUT WE'VE GOT NO CHOICE! LET'S LOAD UP THE REINDEER (OR WHAT'S
           LEFT OF THEM). WE'VE GOT TO GET MOVING!

<Joanne>   LOL!

<Has-Dean> OH BUT CAN WE COVER THE WORLD IN 24 HOURS ON THREE-REINDEER POWER? 
<JeffyB->  PRESENTS TO THE LEFT OF ME! PRESENTS TO THE RIGHT OF ME! AAAHHH!

<EmileJ>   Here I am, stuck in a sleigh here with you....sorry, sorry!
<Joanne>   LOL Emile!

<Joanne>   QUICKLY..HOOK THESE TURBO CHARGED COWS INTO THE HARNESS!!

* Joanne is puzzled..turbo charged cows??????

<Joanne>   What the...?
<Has-Dean> LOL Jo :) You a Far Side fan, Jo?
<Joanne>   Yes! *g*
<Clivette> I love The Far Side!
<JeffyB->  Doesn't everybody?

* EmileJ loves The Far Side!

<Joanne>   I love anything or anyone who makes me laugh :) Dean...maybe
           that's where the inspiration for that wediculous idea came
           from...?
<EmileJ>   We've crossed the boundary into the surreal! You see I have an
           onion. Yes, but not as much as doctors turn into art-deco lamps.
<Joanne>   LOL!

<EmileJ>   RIGHT...AND JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLUG THEIR
           RECHARGING SOCKET INTO?

<Joanne>   LOL Emile!

<Has-Dean> SOCKET SHOULD PLUG INTO..... NO, ITS STUMPED ME!
<JeffyB->  TO THE...TO THE....WE CAN'T DO IT!! CHRISTMAS WON'T MAKE IT THIS
           YEAR!!!
<Joanne>   UNDERSTAND THIS...THE KIDS WILL BE TOO UPSET IF WE DON'T DO IT!
           LET'S GO!
<EmileJ>   VERY TRUE. THE COWS ARE ALL HOOKED UP, THEY SHOULD GIVE US ABOUT
           100 HOURS OF NON-STOP POWER. THAT'LL BE JUST ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE
           THE JOURNEY.
<Has-Dean> WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS ISN'T IT.... ANYONE WANT A QUICK WHISKY
           BEFORE WE START OUT?

* EmileJ grins evilly at Jeff.

<Joanne>   LOL!
<Clivette> Hahaha!
<JeffyB->  Do I finish ?
<EmileJ>   That's what you get for choosing that letter :) :)
<Joanne>   ROFL!
<EmileJ>   Yup, we end on X again!

* EmileJ thinks of an easy one...what is this season?

<JeffyB->  But my elf has fainted!!
<Joanne>   LOL!
<Has-Dean> Very good, Emile :)
<EmileJ>   Hehe!
<JeffyB->  Oh..OK
<Clivette> LOL

<JeffyB->  X-MAS! WHEN WILL IT END!

<EmileJ>   Yay!!!!!
<Joanne>   Yaaaay!
<Has-Dean> LOL! Haha, very good you guys :)
<Joanne>   Whew. Confession: that's only my second game! I was so nervous!
<EmileJ>   Hehehe! Joanne: you did marvellously! :)
<Clivette> Yay Jo!!!!!!
<JeffyB->  Excellent game people.
<Joanne>   ROFL
<JeffyB->  You did great Jo!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "F"
Players: BSherwood, Josie, Mochrie, SFry
Scene:   Stuck at Time's Square on New Year's Eve with no cab fare home

<BSherwood> QUEER THING! I'M OUT OF CASH!
<Josie>     REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE MONEY I GAVE YOU EARLIER?
<Mochrie>   SPENT IT ALL! YOU HAD TO BUY ALL THAT BEER DIDN'T YOU?

<Josie>     LOL!

<SFry>      TONY DRANK ALL THE BEER.
<BSherwood> UTTER BASTARD HE IS! OH WELL, WHAT CAN YOU SELL, JO?
<Josie>     VERY FUNNY, BRADLEY..YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET US HOME.

<BSherwood> Damn! I thought I had you stumped! :)
<Josie>     *smooch*

<Mochrie>   WELL, CALM DOWN, I'M THINKING, I'M THINKING....WE'LL WALK!
<SFry>      XTC IS GOING TO BE PLAYING AT THE BAR LET'S STOP THERE.

<Josie>     LOL! Good one! :)
<Mochrie>   WTG Mol! :)

<BSherwood> YOU ARE KIDDING? WE HAVE NO MONEY FOR CAB FARE, LET ALONE
            CONCERT TICKETS!
<Josie>     ZEAL WILL GET US IN...WE'LL SING FOR OUR SUPPER!

<Josie>     Lame. :) Sorry.
<SFry>      Good one!
<audience>  Works for me Jo.
<Josie>     Sweeties! :)

<Mochrie>   ARE YOU BLOODY BONKERS? IT'S 5:00 AM, WE SHOULD BE SINGING FOR
            OUR BREAKFAST!

<Josie>     LOL!

<SFry>      CALM DOWN, COLIN.  I HAVE AN IDEA.
<BSherwood> DO ENLIGHTEN US THEN!

* SFry doesn't know her alphabet!

<SFry>      Oops!
<BSherwood> Hehe!

<Josie>     EVERYONE RELAX...COLIN WILL TELL US HOW TO GET HOME. COLIN? *g*
<Mochrie>   FINE....HERE'S WHAT WE DO....WE.....<THUMP!>

<Josie>     ROFL!
<audience>  LOL!!
<BSherwood> LOL!
<audience>  That was in character! :)
<Mochrie>   Wasn't it though! :)
<BSherwood> I can see 1999 is yr year Mocha!

<SFry>      GOD!!! HE FAINTED!
<BSherwood> HEY, RIFLE HIS POCKETS! SEE IF HE HAS ANY CASH BUT WAS HOLDING
            OUT ON US!

<Tim>       LOL!
<SFry>      :)

<Josie>     I KNOW CPR...STAND BACK AND LET ME WORK WHILE YOU RIFLE, BRAD!
<Mochrie>   JUST LET ME GET SOME AIR! I'LL BE FINE!
<SFry>      KIDS LET'S BEHAVE.  I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND.  LET'S CALL
            HUGH, HE'LL PICK US UP.

<Josie>     ROFL!
<Tim>       LOL!
<Mochrie>   Yay! Ol' Hughie comes to the rescue!
<SFry>      Man I'm good!

* Josie kisses Molly on the cheek for calling her "kid"!

<BSherwood> LATER GUYS! IM HITCHING HOME
<Josie>     MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT I'M NEVER GOING TO GET HOME! (SOB...)

<audience>  So sad!
<Tim>       Boohoo!

<Mochrie>   NOW DON'T GET ALL WEEPY ON US, JOSIE! WE'LL FIND A WAY HOME!
<SFry>      OH NO, HUGH'S NOT HOME!
<BSherwood> <waving out to passing cars> PLEASE PICK ME UP! IM A GOOD
            PERSON, I CAN SING SONGS AND SOME SAY I'M A STUDMUFFIN!

<Josie>     ROFL!!
<Tim>       ROFL!!!
<SFry>      Dean!

<Josie>     QUICKLY, HERE COMES A BUS...COL, YOU KNOCK OUT THE DRIVER, BRAD,
            YOU DRIVE, WE'LL DISTRACT EVERYONE!

<SFry>      Are we done?
<Mochrie>   Yup. We're done!
<audience>  Yay!!!!
<BSherwood> Wooohoooo!
<Josie>     Wow that was FUN!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "F"
Players: Brady, Mochrie, RyDad, SFry
Scene:   Four drunk friends at a New Year's Eve party.

<Brady>     F.... FORGET THIS! WHERE'S THE BAR?
<Mochrie>   GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DRANK SO MUCH.
<RyDad>     HELP ME, HELP ME, I'M GOING TO BE SICK!
<SFry>      I'M NOT CLEANING IT UP.
            
<Joanne>    LOL!
<RyDad>     LOL!
            
<Brady>     JESSIE ... THAT IS MY NAME RIGHT?
<Mochrie>   KNOW WHAT? I COULD GO FOR ANOTHER DRINK.
<RyDad>     LOVE YOU'ALL! JUST LOVE YOU MY FRIENDS....

<Joanne>    LOL!
<Mochrie>   Awwww!

<SFry>      MY MY AREN'T WE GETTING MUSHY.
<Brady>     NO! NO MUSHINESS! I DON'T LIKE SAPPINESS, IT'LL MAKE ME HURL ;)
<Mochrie>   OH LOOK IT'S ALMOST 1999. TIME TO PARTY LIKE IT'S....UH....NEVER
            MIND.

<Brady>     *L* Singing Emile? :)

* Brady loved that *L*

<RyDad>     PLEASE I NEED TO BE SICK!
<SFry>      QUICK, GRAB HIM A SICK BAG!

<RyDad>     It would appear I have a little theme going!

<Brady>     RYDAD, NOT HERE!!!
<Mochrie>   STOP, DON'T BE SICK HERE! THERE'S A BATHROOM OVER THERE!
<RyDad>     TOO LATE ...BLAH ...BLAH, HELP MOMMY!
<SFry>      UCK!!!! HE GOT SICK ON MY FOOT.
           
<Joanne>    LOL!
<RyDad>     LOL!

<Brady>     VERY DISGUSTING.
<Mochrie>   WELL, I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER DRINK. YA GUYS WANT SOMETHING
            ELSE?
<RyDad>     Y ME! Y ME! EVERY YEAR I DO THIS TO MYSELF!

<Brady>     *LOL*
<Mochrie>   Nice grasp of the alphabet! :)
<SFry>      Um, forgot X.
<RyDad>     Sorry.
<Brady>     I know ... don't worry about it, keep going *L*

<SFry>      XENA'S ON RIGHT NOW!

<Katherine> Ooh, impressive!
<SFry>      Oops, I messed up, I was trying to help Tim.
<Brady>     *L* Don't worry about it, we got x & y so next is...

<Brady>     ZOO! I'M GOING TO BE HUNGOVER FOR MY JOB WORKING AT THE ZOO
            TOMORROW!

<Brady>     *L* Wildlife biologist so it's possible! ;)
<RyDad>     LOL!

<Mochrie>   AH, I FORGOT YOU WORK AT THE ZOO! HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED
            THERE?
<RyDad>     BEEN THERE FOR YEARS APPERENTLY!

<RyDad>     Major typo man!
<Joanne>    LOL!

<SFry>      CAN WE CLEAN UP THE MESS RYDAD MADE?  MY FOOT SMELLS NOW.
<Brady>     DON'T YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF IT YOURSELF? I MEAN
            REALLY...

<RyDad>     LOL!
<Joanne>    LOL!
<SFry>      Oh man!
<Brady>     Sorry, canna resist! :)

<Mochrie>   EGAD! DON'T ARGUE, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
<RyDad>     FOR GOD'S SAKE GUYS, I NEED HELP!

<Mochrie>   Yay!!!!
<SFry>      Good.
<Brady>     *l* Yeah!
<Joanne>    Nice game!!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "F"
Players: BSherwood, HLaurie, JLawrence, Mochrie
Scene:   The last four people left on Earth

<BSherwood> FOUR PEOPLE LEFT ON EARTH...AND ONLY ONE WOMAN TO THREE GUYS!
<HLaurie>   GOD, I WISH THERE WERE MORE WOMEN.
<JLawrence> HELLO!  I AM THE ONLY WOMAN HERE!  MAKE THE BEST OF IT!

<BSherwood> LOL!
<HLaurie>   :)

<Mochrie>   I'M GOING TO, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT!

<JLawrence> Hehe!

<BSherwood> JOSIE HOW ABOUT IF I DATE YOU... AND THEY CAN BE THE WORLD'S
            FIRST GAY COUPLE?

<Mochrie>   Oh thank you!! :-P
<JLawrence> LOL!

<HLaurie>   KICK ME IN THE BUTT AND CALL ME CLIVE.

* HLaurie is surprised she said that!

<Mochrie>   Hehe!

<JLawrence> LET'S SEE....3 GUYS AND ME....THAT WOULD MEAN....I AM THE LEADER!
<Mochrie>   MAY I REMIND YOU, OH GREAT LEADER, THAT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAUSED
            THIS WHOLE THING! :)
<BSherwood> NOW NOW, WITH ONLY FOUR PEOPLE WE CAN ALL BE A LEADER... I THINK
            I'LL TAKE OVER HAWAII...
<HLaurie>   OHHH, I WANT TO BE THE LEADER!!!
<JLawrence> PLEASE, YOU???  YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PRESSED THE NUKE AND FRIED
            EVERYONE!
<Mochrie>   QUIT ARGUING YOU GUYS! LET'S DO IT DEMOCRATICALLY. EVERYONE
            CHOOSES A PERSON TO BE LEADER, THEY VOTE, THEN I BECOME THE NEW
            LEADER! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!
<BSherwood> RIGHT...I CROWN THEE KING COLIN FIRST, EARL OF HOEDOWNS, PRINCE
            OF QUESTIONS ONLY, AND EMPEROR OF FAINTING AND CHICKEN
            IMPRESSIONS!

<Mochrie>   Hehe! :)
<HLaurie>   :)
<Mochrie>   You forgot the Dino Impressions Deano!
<BSherwood> Hehe!

<HLaurie>   STOP KICKING ME, JOSIE.  I'M NOT A KICKSTAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE.
<JLawrence> TELL YOU WHAT...I TAKE NORTH AMERICA AND Y'ALL CAN SPLIT THE REST
            OF THE WORLD!
<Mochrie>   URAGUAY! I WANT URAGUAY! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CAPITAL OF URAGUAY
            IS PARAGUAY? MY GEOGRAPHY IS FANTASTIC! (Thank you Masterson
            Inheritance!)
<HLaurie>   VENEZUELA! I WANT THAT WONDERFUL COUNTRY!

<JLawrence> Damn!  I always get X!
<HLaurie>   Oops!
<Mochrie>   Jumping the gun, eh molly ;-)
<HLaurie>   Sorry, Dean.

<BSherwood> VERILY, IVE FOUND THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP ME SANE! THEY
            SURVIVED THE EXPLOSION!
<HLaurie>   WELL, WELL I GUESS I'LL TAKE AUSTRALIA.
<JLawrence> XAVIER, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHALL DO?? (XAVIER IS COLIN'S NICK.)

<BSherwood> I didn't know that...  :) LOL Angie!
<JLawrence> Not really. It was the only thing I could think of.
<BSherwood> It was a good idea! :) X is a tough letter! So is Z!

<Mochrie>   YOU GUYS EXPECT ME TO COME UP WITH THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING,
            DON'T YOU? WELL, I'M FRESH OUT OF IDEAS. GOD, YOU'RE ALL TREATING
            ME LIKE I'M THE LEADER HERE!!
<BSherwood> ZAMBIA WOULD BE A GOOD COUNTRY FOR YOU THEN... LOTS OF FOREST
<HLaurie>   AUSTRALIA, I ONLY WANT AUSTRALIA AND OF COURSE NEW ZEALAND AND
            TAZMANIA.

<BSherwood> Tasmania is part of Australia :) (A quick geography lesson!)

<JLawrence> BUT, WE HAVE TO THINK OF THIS GUYS.....HOW ARE WE GOING TO
            REPOPULATE??????

<BSherwood> I must say I've been thinking about that too! :)
<JLawrence> Hehe! ;)
<HLaurie>   Nice, Ang!

<Mochrie>   CAN'T HELP YOU THERE, JOSIE, SORRY. EVER SINCE THAT BIZARRE
            CILANTRO ACCIDENT...
<BSherwood> DOGGY STYLE SUIT YOU?
<HLaurie>   EVERYBODY'S GETTING TOO DIRTY! I CAN'T HANDLE IT. (screams and
            runs off)
<JLawrence> FRIG YOU ALL! I WOULD RATHER BECOME EXTINCT!

<HLaurie>   Are we done?
<BSherwood> LOL! Great ending Ang :)
<Mochrie>   Yes! Woo woo! Good game! A little dirty, mind you, but great!
<HLaurie>   Yeah!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "B"
Players: EmileJ, MrsHugh
Scene:   Two fans at a rock concert going to meet their favourite artist.

<MrsHugh> BACKSTREET BOYS, WE'RE GOING TO MEET BACKSTREET BOYS.
<EmileJ>  COME ON! WHY WOULD WE WANT TO MEET THEM?!
<MrsHugh> DON'T YOU LIKE THEM?
<EmileJ>  EGAD! THEY MAKE ME PUKE!
<MrsHugh> FOR GOODNESS SAKES, THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF NICE GOOD LOOKING GUYS
          WHO SING.
<EmileJ>  GEEZ, ALRIGHT, BUT REMEMBER, WE SHOULDN'T ACT LIKE IDIOTS AROUND
          THEM.
<MrsHugh> HOW COME YOU HATE THEM?
<EmileJ>  I JUST DON'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC, THAT'S ALL.
<MrsHugh> JUST WAIT A MINUTE.  I LOVE BRIAN.
<EmileJ>  KINDLY TELL ME WHICH ONE HE IS AGAIN, I'VE GENUINELY FORGOTTEN.

<EmileJ>  I don't even know who they are exactly! Sad, isn't it :)
<MrsHugh> You don't want to know!

<MrsHugh> LET ME THINK, DARN I CAN'T REMEMBER.  THEY ALL LOOK ALL THE SAME
          TO ME.
<EmileJ>  MOLLY, WANT TO DANCE?
<MrsHugh> NO, MY LEG IS BROKEN.
<EmileJ>  OH WELL, LET'S GO HARRASS THE BACKSTREET BOYS SOME MORE. LET'S GET
          THEIR AUTOGRAPH...
<MrsHugh> POOR THINGS, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GETTING INTO.
<EmileJ>  QUITE RIGHT, WE CAN BE A HANDFUL SOMETIMES. ;-)
<MrsHugh> ROD STEWART JUST WALKED BY ME.
<EmileJ>  SO HE HAS! MY, HASN'T HE AGED GRACEFULLY...
<MrsHugh> TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
<EmileJ>  UH, JUST A SEC, I JUST SAW DONNA SUMMER. I WANT TO GET HER
          AUTOGRAPH...
<MrsHugh> VERY WELL, GO OFF WHILE I HARRASS HUGH LAURIE AND STEPHEN FRY.
<EmileJ>  WHAT WOULD THEY BE DOING AT A MUSIC CONCERT? DO THEY SING?
<MrsHugh> XTC'S THEIR FAVORITE GROUP, AND THEY'RE INTRODUCING THEM! :)

<EmileJ>  Oooh! good one!

<EmileJ>  YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE THEY ARE ON THE STAGE!
<MrsHugh> ZOINKS, I BETTER RUN OFF!
<EmileJ>  AWWW, DO YOU HAVE TO GO? WE WERE JUST STARTING TO HAVE FUN!
<MrsHugh> BE PATIENT, I'LL BE BACK!

<MrsHugh> Phew!
<EmileJ>  Yay!! Good game!!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "K"
Players: Cookie, GaryGary, Mochrie, Toksvig
Scene:   At a Whose Line taping.

<Cookie>   KAREN MARUYAMA IS ON TONIGHT'S SHOW!
<GaryGary> LOVELY GIRL THAT KAREN.
<Mochrie>  MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY! ONLY A FEW MINUTES LEFT!
<Toksvig>  NEXT TIME REMIND ME TO GO THE THE BATHROOM BEFORE WE GET IN LINE!

<GaryGary> LOL! :)
<Mochrie>  Hehe.

<Cookie>   OH MY GOD! LAST TIME YOU GOT UP AND WALKED OUT TO THE BATHROOM
           IN THE MIDDLE OF COLINS HOEDOWN!
<GaryGary> PAGES WERE PISSED OFF ABOUT THAT!
<Mochrie>  QUIET GUYS! WE DON'T WANT MAE ON OUR CASE! 
<Toksvig>  RYAN IS JUST BACK THERE, CAN YOU SEE HIM DOING THOSE REALLY
           BIZARRE WARMUP EXERCISES WHERE HE HAS TO SIT ON COLIN'S LAP?

<Mochrie>  This is bizarre! :)
<GaryGary> Hehehe!
<Toksvig>  I haven't done this in a long time, of course I am bizarre.

<Cookie>   SAY, MOVE OVER,, THAT I HAVE TO SEE!
<GaryGary> TIME AFTER TIME WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE BLUES BROTHERS
           SOUNDTRACK!
<Mochrie>  UGH! IF I HEAR "HI-DE-HI-DE-HO" ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA THROW
           UP!!
<Toksvig>  VERY WELL "HI-DE-HI-DE-HO". AIM OVER THERE SO YOU HIT WHERE DREW
           STANDS BEFORE THE SHOW.

<GaryGary> LOL! Ewwww!
<Mochrie>  Yuck! :)
<Toksvig>  Hey, you brought it up.
<Mochrie>  :)

<Cookie>   WHEN I SAW DREW BEFORE THE SHOW HE PROMISED TO PICK ME FOR JOSIE
           TO SING ABOUT... MY LIFELONG ANBITION ACHIEVED!
<GaryGary> XENOPHOBIA ISN'T A GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE IN A CROWD THIS SIZE!
           LET ME OUT OF HERE!

<Cookie>   LOL!
<Toksvig>  We are in a crowd of aliens?
<GaryGary> Did you see some of the people at the tapings, lisa? 
<Toksvig>  Well, some were a bit odd looking . . .

<Mochrie>  YIKES! GARY....GARY, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF....LET'S GO,
           THEY'RE LETTING US GO INTO THE STUDIO NOW!
<Toksvig>  ZEBRA STRIPES -- WHY IS GREG WEARING ZEBRA STRIPES ON HIS PANTS?
<Cookie>   AND WHY HAS RYAN CUT HIS HAIR SHORT! IT DOESNT SUIT HIM!
<GaryGary> BOY, COLIN LOOKS NERVOUS!
<Mochrie>  CAN'T THEY HURRY IT UP? THE EXCITEMENT IS KILLING ME! :)
<Toksvig>  DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, WE STILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO DAN BLATHER ON
           FOR AGES.
<Cookie>   EXCITED! OF COURSE I AM! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY'VE HAD FIVE
           CONTESTANTS: KAREN, JOSIE, GREG, RYAN AND COLIN! :)
<GaryGary> FIVE! THIS IS SO COOL!
<Mochrie>  GOD, THE RATINGS ARE GONNA GO THROUGH THE ROOF!! I WONDER WHAT
           THEY'RE GONNA PLAY TONIGHT!
<Toksvig>  HATS AND SOMETHING THAT SLATHERS RYAN IN DISGUSTING CUSTARD.

<Mochrie>  Mmmmmm, custard!
<GaryGary> Teletubby...oh never mind

<Cookie>   I HOPE THEY PLAY JOSIE AND KAREN PLAY FILM AND THEATRE STYLES SO
           I CAN YELL OUT SWEDISH PORN! :)
<GaryGary> JOSIE AND KAREN DOING SWEDISH PORN? ALL DEAN'S FANTASIES COME
           TRUE AT ONCE! :)
<Mochrie>  KAREN LOOKS GREAT DOESN'T SHE?

<Toksvig>  BBBBBUUUUUUZZZZZZ
<Mochrie>  Yay!!!!!!!!
<Cookie>   Woohoo! Great u guys, u especially Lisa!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "Q"
Players: EmileJ, MrsHugh
Scene:   Two people caught in a tornado.

<EmileJ>  QUICK! WE GOTTA GET INTO THE STORM CELLAR, ZEKE! A TWISTER'S
          A-BLOWING!
<MrsHugh> REALLY, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
<EmileJ>  SURE YOU CAN'T SEE THAT BIG FUNNEL COMING DOWN THE I-40? IT'S
          PRETTY OBVIOUS!
<MrsHugh> TORNADO!!!!!  
<EmileJ>  UH, THAT'S WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU!

<MrsHugh> <thud> Oops!
<EmileJ>  Hehe!

<MrsHugh> VERY WELL LET'S GET IN THE CELLAR!
<EmileJ>  WAIT! LET ME GET MY CAMERA, ZEKE. I GOTTA TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS!
          <evil grin>
<MrsHugh> XENA, I JUST SAW XENA FLY BY. :)
<EmileJ>  YOU SURE? I THOUGHT IT WAS A COW!  WAIT....IT WAS XENA AFTER ALL!

<EmileJ>  I'm sorry :)

<MrsHugh> ZOINKS, LET'S GET IN THE CELLAR.
<EmileJ>  ALRIGHT, IF YOU INSIST...
<MrsHugh> BEES A IT'S A SWARM OF BEES!!!!
<EmileJ>  COME ON! LET'S GO BACK OUT! THE TORNADO'S SAFER THAN THESE DARN
          BEES!
<MrsHugh> DOG GONE IT, I JUST GOT STUNG.
<EmileJ>  EGAD, ZEKE! YOU'RE SWELLING UP LIKE A MACY'S DAY PARADE BALLOON!
<MrsHugh> FOLLOW ME I KNOW WHERE THERE'S ANOTHER TORNADO CELLAR
<EmileJ>  GOOD! LEAD THE WAY, ZEKE!
<MrsHugh> HOLLYWOOD HERE WE COME.  <thud>
<EmileJ>  I KNOW! LET'S LET THE TORNADO TAKE US THERE!
<MrsHugh> JUST A MINUTE I WANT TO BRUSH MYSELF OFF
<EmileJ>  KANSAS! WE DON'T SEEM TO BE IN KANSAS ANYMORE, ZEKE!
<MrsHugh> LORD HAVE MERCY, WE'RE AT THE WHOSE LINE STUDIO.  THERE'S GREG
          PROOPS.

<MrsHugh> LOL!

<EmileJ>  MY GOODNESS! I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A TWISTER MARDI-GRAS THROWDOWN!
<MrsHugh> NOW LETS GO FIND ASH AND SOME OTHER WHOSERS
<EmileJ>  OH NO! THE TORNADO'S FOLLOWED US HERE, ZEKE!!
<MrsHugh> PLEASE NO, IT JUST PICKED UP RYAN AND BRAD. :)

<MrsHugh> Hehe!

<EmileJ>  QUITE RIGHT, AND THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING. :)

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "Z"
Players: Bremner, EmileJ, MrsHugh
Scene:   Three friends going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

<Bremner> ZOUNDS, THIS MOVIE'S GONNA BE GREAT... FOR THE EIGHTY-FOURTH TIME!
<EmileJ>  ACTUALLY, IT'S THE EIGHTY-FIFTH TIME. REMEMBER, WE WENT TO IT
          YESTERDAY?
<MrsHugh> BARRY BOSTWICK IS SO GREAT AS BRAD, BUT REMEMBER TO CALL HIM
          ASSHOLE.
<Bremner> CAN'T WE JUST THROW POPCORN AT HIM AGAIN?
<EmileJ>  DAMN! I FORGOT TO BUY THE POPCORN!
<MrsHugh> EMILE, YOU LOOK GOOD AS FRANK'N'FURTER. :)
<Bremner> F--K! NOW I WANT A HOT DOG!

<EmileJ>  To quote Ryan: I wish I knew what that meant ;-)
<MrsHugh> Emile talk to Julie about it!
<EmileJ>  Heh!
<MrsHugh> Oh she would love this!

<EmileJ>  GEEZ! CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN FOOD?!
<MrsHugh> HOT DOG, OH YEAH WE NEED HOT DOGS TO THROW AROUND.
<Bremner> I DON'T KNOW IF THESE OUTFITS ARE WEIRD ENOUGH... WE'LL LOOK TOO
          NORMAL IN FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER DRAG QUEENS
<EmileJ>  JUST HAND ME MY SILKY BLACK NUMBER, AND HIGH HEELS.
<MrsHugh> KINDA WEIRD THAT TIM CURRY IS GOING TO BE AT TONIGHT'S SHOW.
<Bremner> LET'S GO MEET HIM!!! WHAT ROW IS HE SITTING IN?
<EmileJ>  MAYBE ROW 14. THAT'S JUST DOWN THERE. I CAN SEE THE BACK OF HIS
          HEAD.
<MrsHugh> NO, HE'S IN THE FIRST ROW, WE CAN SIT NEXT TO HIM. (faints)
<Bremner> OH MOLLY, THIS ISN'T A HOEDOWN, IT'S ROCKY HORROR!
<EmileJ>  PLEASE STOP ARGUING AND PASS ME MY "MAGENTA" LIPSTICK!
<MrsHugh> QUIT IT, (shoves the EDDIE lookalike).  I'M OKAY.
<Bremner> REMEMBER TO SQUIRT SODA AT THE SCREEN, GUYS... JUST LIKE LAST
          NIGHT!
<EmileJ>  SODA? DID WE EVEN REMEMBER TO BRING THE SODA?!
<MrsHugh> TIM CURRY IS RIGHT THERE (RUNS OFF)
<Bremner> UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO LEAVE OUR SIGHT, MOLLY!!!!!!!
<EmileJ>  VERY NICELY PUT, EVAN. (sorry, sorry!)
<MrsHugh> WELL, I JUST GOT KISSED BY TIM AND HE WANTS ME TO GO TO DINNER
          WITH ME.
<Bremner> EXTRAORDINARY!

<MrsHugh> <eg>
<EmileJ>  <WEG>

<EmileJ>  YOU NINNY! THAT DIDN'T START WITH "X"! :)
<MrsHugh> ZAP I GOT ELECTRICUTED.

<MrsHugh> Okay! :)
<EmileJ>  Yay! Great game Mol :)
<MrsHugh> Thanks!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "G"
Players: Alasdair, Lisa, wayne
Scene:   Three cast members on You Can't Do That On Television

<Alasdair> GOOD GRIEF LISA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
<Lisa>     HOW DO GET THIS SLIME OUT OF MY HAIR?
<wayne>    I DON'T KNOW!

<Alasdair> <Splat!!!!>

<Alasdair> JUST WAIT A MINUTE, I'LL GET ROSS.
<Lisa>     KEVIN SAID THAT WORD AND I GOT SLIMED.
<wayne>    LET MY TRY THE SLIME REMOVING SHAMPOO.
<Alasdair> MOOSE IS COMING! LOOK, SHE'S BROUGHT THE SLIME-SHAMPOO WITH HER!
<Lisa>     NO, NOT CHRISTINE.  SHE'LL GET ME WITH THAT WATER THING. (water
           falls on her head)

<Alasdair> Just not your lucky day, is it Lisa ;-)

<wayne>    OH MY GOD WHAT A MESS THIS IS I DON'T KNOW <SPLAT> WHAT TO DO
<Alasdair> PERFECT! I'M STUCK HERE WITH TWO SLIME-BALLS. :)
<Lisa>     QUICK, CLEAN THE MESS UP, ROSS IS COMING.  HE'LL WANT US TO DO A
           SKETCH AGAIN.
<wayne>    REALLY! THAT IS ALL YOU THINK OF US AS SLIMEBALLS? I DON'T KNOW
           WHAT TO SAY <SPLAT> OH I GET YOUR POINT
<Alasdair> SHUT UP YOU GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR THE LOCKER SKETCH!
<Lisa>     TAKE THAT ALASDAIR. (pushes him in the slime)
<wayne>    U GUYS KNOW I'M NOT IN THIS SKETCH. RIGHT.
<Alasdair> VERY FUNNY, LISA.
<Lisa>     WELL, I KNOW.
<wayne>    XPANDAIR (MADE UP NAME) IS IN THIS SKETCH. WHERE IS HE?
<Lisa>     YOU KNOW ADAM AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED ONE DAY. :)

<Alasdair> HEY! you skipped me!! :)
<Lisa>     Oops! :)

<Alasdair> YOU KNOW HE'S ALWAYS LATE! HE'LL BE HERE IN A FEW MINUTES!
<Lisa>     ZELDA TOLD ME TO DO THAT.
<wayne>    AHHHHH!!!!! YES I FORGOT HE IS ALWAYS LATE
<Alasdair> BARFIES! I BET YOU HE'S DOWN AT BARFIES' HAVING A BURGER!
<Lisa>     CAN'T I BE IN THE LOCKER SKETCH?
<wayne>    DON'T YOU JUST HATE BARFIES. YOU ARE IN IT
<Alasdair> EWWW! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! RIGHT NOW, THE SLIME IS EVEN MORE
           APPETIZING :)
<Lisa>     FORGET IT I'M GOING TO FIND ADAM AND GET MARRIED, AND WE'LL GO
           TO THE WATER AND SWIM IN IT. (water falls on Lisa)
<wayne>    GREAT, I GUESS I WILL DO THE LOCKER SKETCH INSTEAD OF XPANDAIR.
           I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS <SPLAT ON ALL 3>

<Alasdair> WOOOOOOOO! Good game .... I think.

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "R"
Players: LovinRyan, McShaneM
Scene:   Two people camping in the wild.

<LovinRyan> OK, clive, topic?
<clive>     Ummmmmm.....2 people camping in the wild.
<LovinRyan> Letter?
<gregsgirl> G!
<Proopsie>  P! ;O)
<Mochrie>   E!
<LovinRyan> R!
<gregsgirl> N!
<Mochrie>   Are we running through the entire alphabet here? ;-)
<McShaneM>  What does that spell? GPERN!
<Mochrie>   GPERN!
<gregsgirl> LOL!
<Proopsie>  LOL!
<Slattery>  LOL!
<LovinRyan> LOL!
<gregsgirl> Nick you're funny! :o)
<Mochrie>   Oh that was good. :)
<McShaneM>  Oh, you flatter me! ;-)
<Mochrie>   If only I could model my sense of humour on Nick's razor-sharp
            sarcastic wit! ;-)
<LovinRyan> LOL! Yep, the world would be a better place, Em! :)
<Mochrie>   You're the Greg Proops of the IRC world!
<McShaneM>  High praise :-)

<LovinRyan> REALLY GREAT SPOT YOU PICKED TO CAMP OUT IN
<McShaneM>  SURE IS, RIGHT NEAR THE LAKE
<LovinRyan> TRUE HEAVEN UP HERE
<McShaneM>  UM, WILL YOU HELP ME FINISH PUTTING UP THIS TENT?
<LovinRyan> VERY WELL, IF I MUST
<McShaneM>  WE'RE ALMOST DONE, THEN WE CAN HAVE FUN, DON'T WORRY

<Slattery>  Oh, where is this leading to?  ;)

<LovinRyan> UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS IS A 'FRIENDLY' CAMPING TRIP

<Mochrie>   Huh?! Major error :)

<McShaneM>  XTREMELY INTERESTING ALPHABET YOU HAVE THERE

<gregsgirl> LOL!
<Proopsie>  Oooooh.....LOL!
<Slattery>  LOL!
<LovinRyan> Very much so..lol)

<LovinRyan> YES, I KNOW!
<McShaneM>  ZOINKS, LET'S JUST FINISH THIS TENT, SHALL WE?
<LovinRyan> ALRIGHTY THEN!
<McShaneM>  BOY OH BOY, WE'RE DONE.. NOW WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
<LovinRyan> CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING TO DO?
<McShaneM>  DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ME WHO PLANS EVERYTHING?
<LovinRyan> EVERY TRIP WE GO THROUGH THIS!
<McShaneM>  FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHY DO I COME UP HERE WITH YOU?

<Mochrie>   Oooh, some "friendly" camping trip! :)
<Proopsie>  LOL, yea, really...
<McShaneM>  Friendy is boring!
<Proopsie>  Hehehe!

<LovinRyan> GEEZ, 'CAUSE YOU INVITED *ME*!
<McShaneM>  HUH?  YOU INVITED YOURSELF ALONG
<LovinRyan> I DOUBT IT!
<McShaneM>  JUST CALM DOWN.. WE'RE HERE FOR 2 WEEKS, THERE'S NO USE BEING
            MAD AT EACH OTHER THE WHOLE TIME
<LovinRyan> KEEP ON WITH THE FIGHTIN', AND I'LL BE WALKIN'

<LovinRyan> Hehehehe!

<McShaneM>  LEAVE IF YOU WANT TO, BUT I HAVE THE CAR KEYS, AND WE'RE MILES
            AND MILES FROM CIVILIZATION!
<LovinRyan> MEN!!!!!

<Proopsie>  LOL!
<Mochrie>   ooOOOOOoo!
<gregsgirl> *g*
<MolFa>     LOL!

<McShaneM>  NOT THAT AGAIN, DON'T EVEN START
<LovinRyan> OH, AND WHY NOT?
<McShaneM>  PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST STOP, TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS AND CALM
            DOWN.
<LovinRyan> QUIT TELLING ME HOW TO BREATHE!
<McShaneM>  RADIO! :-)

<clive>     BUZZZZ!!!!!
<Mochrie>   Radio? ;-)
<LovinRyan> LOL...Radio???
<gregsgirl> Woohoo! LOL!
<Slattery>  :)
<Mochrie>   Very good you two!
<McShaneM>  Heh heh!

* LovinRyan reaches out and shakes hands with Nick.

<LovinRyan> Good game, sweetie! :)

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "G"
Players: LovinRyan, Mochrie, SinghSong
Scene:   At the supermarket.

<Mochrie>   GUYS, MIND IF I PICK UP SOME CHIPS WHILE WE'RE HERE?
<LovinRyan> HOW ABOUT SOME DIP TO GO WITH THEM?
<SinghSong> I COULD GO FOR SOME OF THAT!
<Mochrie>   JUST LET ME SEE IF WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY....
<LovinRyan> KIND OF LATE FOR THAT, ISN'T IT?
<SinghSong> LATE? MOCHRIE ONLY JUST THOUGHT OF IT!
<Mochrie>   MAYBE WE SHOULD FORGET THE DIP.
<LovinRyan> NO WAY, JOSE!
<SinghSong> OH COME *ON*, YOU *CAN'T* NOT HAVE *DIP*
<Mochrie>   PLEASE, DO WE REALLY NEED DIP IF WE BUY DORITOS, FOR GOD'S SAKE?
<LovinRyan> QUIT BEING BOSSY, WHEN ALL I WANT IS DIP!
<SinghSong> RIGHT, THAT'S *IT*, LETS TOSS FOR IT.

<SinghSong> Oh god that sounded bad! I did, of course, mean a coin.
<LovinRyan> Hehehehe!

<Mochrie>   SURE, HERE'S A LOONIE, KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.
<LovinRyan> TOSS IT, I CALL HEADS
<SinghSong> UNLIKLEY AS IT WAS, YOU WERE RIGHT! IT'S HEADS!
<Mochrie>   VERY WELL, LET'S GET THE DIP, I CHECKED AND WE'VE GOT ENOUGH FOR
            IT.
<LovinRyan> WELL, SEE?  I *KNEW* WE WERE GOING TO GET DIP!

<gregsgirl> LOL!
<SinghSong> F*** /me tries desperatly to think of a dip flavor begining
            with X!
<LovinRyan> LOL!
<gregsgirl> You're lucky this isn't 90 second alphabet
<Mochrie>   X-cuses, x-cuses! ;-)

<SinghSong> XYLOPHONE!.....SORRY, I'VE GOT TORRETS FOR MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!
<Mochrie>   YOU DUMMY, WE PASSED THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT DEPARTMENT FIVE
            MINUTES AGO!

<gregsgirl> LOL!
<SinghSong> *muahahaha* *now* put the Z in your pipe and *smoke* it. :P
<gregsgirl> LOL!

<LovinRyan> ZANY, YOU TWO ARE!  LET'S JUST GET THAT DAMN DIP!
<SinghSong> ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, LETS GO.
<Mochrie>   BUT WAIT A SECOND, WITH ALL THESE GOODIES, WE'LL NEED DRINKS
            TO GO WITH IT, WON'T WE?
<LovinRyan> COCA-COLA!  COCA-COLA!

<gregsgirl> LOL!
<Mochrie>   I knew you'd suggest it :)
<LovinRyan> Thanks, Em!  Gotta love a guy who knows me that well! :)

<SinghSong> DIET COCA-COLA! DIET COCA-COLA!
<Mochrie>   EGAD YOU GUYS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COKE COSTS! WE CAN'T AFFORD
            IT!
<LovinRyan> FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ALWAYS COCA-COLA, DIDN'T YOU KNOW?
<SinghSong> GATORADE! THAT'S THE TICKET!

<gregsgirl> <BUZZ!!!!!> Thank you, half a point each!
<SinghSong> :p
<LovinRyan> Gatorade?  compared to Coke??
<SinghSong> Gimme a break, it's a drink that begins with G! :P
<gregsgirl> LOL!

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "D"
Players: GypsyJr, Mochrie, Ryan_S
Scene:   Three people going out for Hallowe'en.

<GypsyJr> DO YOU HAVE THE FLASHLIGHT?
<Mochrie> EMILY, YOU KNOW YOU HAD IT WITH YOU!
<Ryan_S>  FOOLS!  LET'S JUST GO WITHOUT IT AND GET SOME CANDY!
<GypsyJr> GREAT! I'M READY!
<Mochrie> HANG ON, I GOT MY SACK CAUGHT IN THE DOOR!
<Ryan_S>  I'LL HELP YOU!
<GypsyJr> JUST HURRY UP SO WE CAN GO!
<Mochrie> KEVIN, YOU BETTER NOT GET ALL THE CANDY THIS YEAR!
<Ryan_S>  LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THAT!  I WAS HUNGRY!
<GypsyJr> MIGHT I SUGGEST WE GO DOWN THIS STREET?
<Mochrie> NO! THAT'S WHERE ALL THE BULLIES GO, LET'S GO DOWN ELM STREET
          INSTEAD.
<Ryan_S>  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?  G-G-G-G-GHOSTS!
<GypsyJr> PERHAPS IT WAS JUST THE WIND
<Mochrie> QUITE RIGHT, IT *WAS* JUST THE WIND!
<Ryan_S>  REALLY?  OK... LET'S GET SOME CANDY!
<GypsyJr> SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
<Mochrie> THAT WEIRD DISEMBODIED WAILING COMING FROM OVER THERE IN THE
          GRAVEYARD ON THE CORNER?
<Ryan_S>  UNDER THAT TREE... LOOK!  A ZOMBIE! THE DEAD ARE COMING TO LIFE!
          THE DEAD ARE COMING TO LIFE!! AAHHHHH!
<GypsyJr> VERY SCARY!! WE'D BETTER RUUUUUN!!!!
<Mochrie> WAIT! THAT ZOMBIE LOOKS FAMILIAR! DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE...LIKE....
<Ryan_S>  XANDER JOHNSON!  OUR SCIENCE TEACHER!
<GypsyJr> YES IT DOES! NOW I'M EVEN MORE SCARED!

<Ryan_S>  LOL!

<Mochrie> ZOIKS! SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER MYSTERY IS ON OUR HANDS GANG! ;-)
<Ryan_S>  AND I THINK WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN SOLVE IT!
<GypsyJr> BETTER GO HOME AND CALL THE OTHERS!
<Mochrie> CANDY! LOOK! HE'S GOT ALL THE CANDY!
<Ryan_S>  DAMN YOU, ZOMBIE TEACHER, DAMN YOOOOOOOUUUU...

<Ryan_S>  LOL!
<Mochrie> Hehe, at this rate we may need to go through the alphabet twice
          to continue the story!
<GypsyJr> LOL, how'd I do? :) 
<Mochrie> Just fine Becky, just fine. :)
<Ryan_S>  That was good!  and fun :)
<GypsyJr> That was fun.
<Ryan_S>  Zombie science teacher has all the candy!  hyuck hyuck
<Mochrie> We didn't do much trick or treating did we? :)
<GypsyJr> I just want to know when we morphed into Scooby Doo :)
<Ryan_S>  Nope. :)
<GypsyJr> She just said "going out on hallowe'en" :) 
<Mochrie> I suggested that. :)
<GypsyJr> Oh, sorry. :)

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "A"
Players: Alan, CKdrawing, Gregsgirl
Scene:   The boss is coming over to a couple's house for dinner

<CKdrawing> ALICE, EVERYTHING READY?
<Gregsgirl> BUTT OUT AND GO GET YOURSELF READY!
<CKdrawing> CAN'T BELEIVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!
<Alan>      DING DONG!
<Gregsgirl> EVERYTHING IN PLACE?
<CKdrawing> FOR NOW, YES.
<Alan>      GOLLY IT'S COLD OUT HERE!
<Gregsgirl> HI!
<CKdrawing> IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE!
<Gregsgirl> JUST LET ME TAKE THAT COAT!
<Alan>      KINDLY POINT ME TO THE DINNER TABLE!  I'M STARVED!!!
<CKdrawing> LET'S GET DINNER STARTED THEN SHALL WE DEAR?
<Gregsgirl> MIND THE VASE, DEAR.
<Alan>      NO TOMATOES IN THE FOOD, IS THERE?  I'M ALLERGIC, YOU SEE.

<Gregsgirl> WD! *g*

<CKdrawing> ONLY IN THE TOMATO SOUP.

<Alan>      Hehehe!

<Gregsgirl> PASS THE DISH PLEASE.
<Alan>      QUIT HOGGING THE CARROTS!
<CKdrawing> RIGHT THEN, TAKE THEM!
<Gregsgirl> SOUPS UP!

<Alan>      Hehe!
<Susan>     He IS!? Kinky!
<Gregsgirl> *snicker*

<Alan>      TOO... MUCH... TOMATO...  *COLLAPSE*

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<CKdrawing> UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM.... I THINK HE'S DEAD!

<Gregsgirl> Becky's brain hurts! :o)
<CKdrawing> Heh! :> Hey even! :>
<EmileJ>    How is he supoosed to reply to that? :)
<Gregsgirl> Supoosed?... moosed?

<Gregsgirl> VERY WELL THEN, WE'LL HAVE HIM FOR DINNER.

<Blondie1>  LOL!
<EmileJ>    Yum! Roast Loin of Alan!
<Gregsgirl> LOL! Alan's loins... *faint*
<EmileJ>    Girding the loins...
<Gregsgirl> Em! U wicked u! Put those thoughts there...
<Alan>      LOL!

<Alan>      WAIT!  I'M OKAY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN IMITATION TOMATO!
<CKdrawing> XAVIER, MY COUSIN, HAD THE SAME CONDITION. THANK GOODNESS WE
            BUY OFF-LABEL BRANDS!
<Gregsgirl> YES YES HE'S OK NOW
<Alan>      ZOUNDS, JOHNSON!  YOU'RE FIRED!
<CKdrawing> AWWWWW DAMN. DESSERT ANYONE?

<Gregsgirl> WD!
<Alan>      LOL! Awesome! :)
<Blondie1>  *shock* You're not innocent after all, eh Em? :)
<EmileJ>    What gave it away?
<Blondie1>  Gee, not sure! ;)
<EmileJ>    Wanna rub coconuts? ;-) LOL!
<Gregsgirl> LOL!
<Blondie1>  Woo....talk to ya at next year's Con Em! ;)
<Susan>     I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
<Gregsgirl> I'm sure Su has!

* Susan shakes her coconuts.

<Susan>     Susan a go-go?

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "F"
Players: Alan, GypsyJr
Scene:   Ten minutes before the New Year's Eve countdown

<Alan>    FINALLY, IT'S NEW YEARS EVE!
<GypsyJr> GOLLY GEE, THIS IS EXCITING!
<Alan>    HONEY, COULD YOU PASS ME MY DRINK?
<GypsyJr> I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT!
<Alan>    JUST A MINUTE.. *SEARCH* *SEARCH*  AHH, HERE IT IS.  I MUST HAVE
          HAD MORE THAN I SHOULD..

<Izzard>  LO., --  LOL, too!

<GypsyJr> KEVIN MARIE ANDERSON, ARE YOU DRUNK??? >:(

<Izzard>  Think I must've had a few :oP Marie?! LOL!
<Alan>    Marie? LOL!
<Izzard>  Kevin has a feminine side I see! ;o)
<GypsyJr> :)

<Alan>    LIQOURING ME UP, HAS THAT BEEN YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?

<Izzard>  Are u related to Clive? *couldn't resist*
<GypsyJr> Alan? did i kill you? :)
<Izzard>  He has risen!
<Alan>    Fingers got twisted while typing  :)
<Izzard>  It was the marie that knocked him on his back, LOL!
<Alan>    LOL!
<Izzard>  No knocking up Marie jokes!
<GypsyJr> Aww :)

<GypsyJr> MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL!
<Alan>    NO DUH! *SIP*

<Izzard>  LOL!

<GypsyJr> OH JUST STOP IT! *KNOCKS ALAN'S DRINK OUT OF HIS HAND*
<Alan>    PLEASE... LET'S STOP FIGHTING AND START THIS YEAR RIGHT
<GypsyJr> QUICKLY, IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE COUNTDOWN!
<Alan>    REALLY?  TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR DRINKING ENOUGH TO KILL A HORSE..

<Izzard>  LOL!

<GypsyJr> SINCE WHEN DO YOU DRINK ZIMA ANYWAY? OH, HERE WE GO!
<Alan>    TEN!!!

<Izzard>  LOL! *g* I was hoping you'd say that!

<GypsyJr> UMMMM.. I THINK MY WATCH HAS STOPPED
<Alan>    *LOOKS AT HER WATCH*  VOLEX?  THAT'S DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT..
<GypsyJr> WHAT??? I GOT THIS WATCH IN A VERY REPUTABLE ALLEY, I'LL HAVE
          YOU KNOW!

<Izzard>  LOL! :o)

<Alan>    X IS THE ROMAN NUMERAL FOR TEN, Y'KNOW. WANNA START AGAIN IN
          ROMAN?

<Izzard>  Tsk tsk! ;o)
<Alan>    :)
<Izzard>  WD tho! LOL!

<GypsyJr> YOU REALLY THINK WE SHOULD? IT'S TEN MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT
          ALREADY!
<Alan>    *SHRUGS* ZIMA?

<Izzard>  Hehehe *g*

<GypsyJr> ALRIGHTY. *DRINKS*
<Alan>    BY THE WAY.. *SMOOCH* HAPPY NEW YEAR!

<Izzard>  oooOOOOOoooohhhh!

<GypsyJr> CAN YOU TELL I'M BLUSHING? ^_^

<Alan>    LOL!
<Izzard>  Course not! ;o)

<Alan>    DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME, LILY MY DEAR
<GypsyJr> ENOUGH OF THAT THEN! *GRABS ALAN AND PLANTS A BIG WET SMOOCH ON
          HIS FACE*

<Izzard>  LOL, mmm slobber! ;o)

<Alan>    FABULOUS!

<Alan>    Scene!! LOL!
<GypsyJr> Well done! :)
<Izzard>  LOL!
<Alan>    That was great :)
<GypsyJr> I'm sure gettign smooched was just a part of the gig ;)

<Izzard>  *BUUUUUZZZZZZ* I WAS GOING TO GIVE EQUAL POINTS BUT ALAN GETS 100
          MORE FOR THAT INSPIRED LAST LINE
<GypsyJr> *POUTS*

<Izzard>  Plus Becky gets a CR special!
<GypsyJr> A CR special? :)
<Alan>    Chicken Run? :)

* Alan splits his 100 point cheque in half and gives a piece to Becky

<GypsyJr>  Thanks Alan.. :) 

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "D"
Players: EmileJ, Gregsgirl, GypsyJr, othergreg, stelic
Scene:   Pirates waiting to board their ship

<EmileJ>    DID YE KNOW WHAT TIME WE SET SAIL, BLUEBEARD?
<Gregsgirl> EVERYBODY ON HERE HAS LURGY!

<EmileJ>    Lurgy?

<stelic>    FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! NOT LURGY!
<othergreg> GOD, THAT'S AS BAD AS ME DYSENTARY
<GypsyJr>   HEAVENS, I THINK I'M ON THE WRONG BOAT

<GypsyJr>   I thought we were going in order???
<EmileJ>    Ummm...ALPHA order!!
<Gregsgirl> We were...
<stelic>    Erp!
<EmileJ>    Alright....we've all done one line, let's get continue IN ORDER!

<EmileJ>    I DON'T THINK SO...LOOK, THERE'S THE CAP'N OVER THERE!
<Gregsgirl> JUST YOU WAIT THERE, CABIN BOY!
<GypsyJr>   KEEL HAUL ANYONE YET?
<othergreg> LIKE YOU DID TO ME LAST WEEKEND?
<stelic>    ME ME ME, IT'S ALWAYS ME
<EmileJ>    NO, YE SLIMY BILGERAT, T'AIN'T YOU!
<Gregsgirl> OI! GET SWABBING THOSE DECKS!
<GypsyJr>   PARTY IN THE CARGO HOLD!!!
<othergreg> QUICK! GET THE EYEPATCHES AND THE RUBBER HOOKS!
<stelic>    RUBBER HOOKS ARE OUT! HOW ABOUT SILVER TONGUES?
<EmileJ>    SILVER TONGUES ARE NEVER IN, AAAARRRRR!
<Gregsgirl> TIME TO TRIM THE MAINSAIL!
<GypsyJr>   UNDER THE CLEAR BLUE SKIES, THAT'S WHERE I LIKES TA BE!
<othergreg> VERILY!
<stelic>    WATER'S WHERE YA DON'T WANT TA BE UNDER, YE BLOODTHIRSTY
            SEADOGS!
<EmileJ>    XYLOPHONE? ARRR, WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
            MEN!
<Gregsgirl> YOU SCURVY SOD! GO GET THE CAP'N!
<GypsyJr>   ZACHARIAH'S BEARD! IT'S ANOTHER SHIP! 
<othergreg> AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL OUR WOMEN AND OUR
            POULTRY!
<stelic>    BLAST EM WITH THE CANNONS!
<EmileJ>    CANNONS? ARRR, WE AIN'T GOT NO CANNONS LEFT! WE SOLD THEM TO
            GET OUR LAST 5 BOTTLES OF PEPTO BISMOL!
<Gregsgirl> DANG YOU BLASTED CANNON BALLS!

<GypsyJr>   Are we still going?
<Gregsgirl> Are we finished now? Please say that's it!
<EmileJ>    Do you want to stop here?
<othergreg> Lets.
<GypsyJr>   I think we should
<EmileJ>    We can, it seemed to come to a natural end.
<othergreg> *BUZZ!*
<GypsyJr>   That seemed incredibly random :>
<stelic>    That was a great idea, Em :)
<othergreg> Extremely...
<EmileJ>    At least this was a hell of a lot easier than singing about
            bullies! Oy vey!
<stelic>    Haha

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "G"
Players: CMoose, Ryan_S
Scene:   A father explaining the facts of life to his son

<CMoose>   GET IN HERE, SON...IT'S TIME WE HAD A TALK!
<Ryan_S>   HOW'S IT HANGING, DAD?

<stelic>   *laugh*
<CMoose>   *g*
<Drewly>   Short shrivelled and always to the left *ahem*
<EmileJ>   Is that a setup or what? :)
<Ryan_S>   ;)
<EmileJ>   Um..how would you know Drewly ;-)
<Drewly>   Don't ask, emu ;o)
<EmileJ>   All right I won't ;-)

<CMoose>   I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, DON'T I?
<Ryan_S>   JUST WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, POPS?
<CMoose>   KID, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT GROWING UP.
<Ryan_S>   LIKE WHAT?
<CMoose>   MY, MY, YOU JUMP RIGHT INTO IT, SON!

<Drewly>   *snort*
<CMoose>   Trying to postpone the moment in which I must humiliate myself ;)
<Drewly>   Haha!
<jedi_yam> Too late, moose!

<Ryan_S>   NOW WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, FATHER 'O' MINE?
<CMoose>   OH WELL, SON, YOU ASKED ME HOW IT WAS HANGING, RIGHT?

<EmileJ>   Oh god... here we go :)
<Drewly>   U suggied it, emu! ;o)
<EmileJ>   I know, and I think I regretted it :)

<Ryan_S>   PRETTY MUCH, YEAH..
<CMoose>   QUITE RIGHT, YOU DID...WELL, THE TRUTH IS...WELL, IT'S NOT
           HANGING.

* CMoose slaps himself.

<Drewly>   It's dead ;o)
<CMoose>   Hey! :)
<Drewly>   *snicker*

<Ryan_S>   REALLY?  WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
<CMoose>   SON...IT DOESN'T STAY LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. HAVE YOU EVER MET A
           GIRL YOU THOUGHT LOOKED, WELL, ATTRACTIVE?

<CarpetAppGrl> Thank goodness you're here, Bad Visual Boy ...

<jedi_yam> LOL@cag!
<Drewly>   LOL cag! "I am Hung Like Snake"
<CMoose>   <as Ryan> Shut up! shut up! everybody shut up! :)
<EmileJ>   Ryan should be saying that moosey, not you ;-)
<Drewly>   *evil snicker* LOL Em!
<Drewly>   "Can you guess what *i'm* hung like?"
<CMoose>   I'd prefer not, GG

<Ryan_S>   TORI IS.. KIND OF... OKAY... IN A GIRL WAY.
<CMoose>   UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING THEN, SON? 
<Ryan_S>   VERY WEIRD.. SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT ABNORMAL?

<EmileJ>   *stifles a snicker*
<Ryan_S>   I set 'em up, Moose knocks 'em down
<Drewly>   Hehehehe "boy your poodle's well hung"
<Ryan_S>   ;)

<CMoose>   WELL, NO...BUT YOU STILL STAND ON END SOMETIMES AND I'M PROUD OF
           YA FOR IT!
<Ryan_S>   X-ACTLY WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THESE... OCCURANCES?

<Drewly>   That's not your poodle, emu *ahem* Nice one, ryal! ;o)

<CMoose>   YOUR MOM SHALL BE MY EXAMPLE...
<Ryan_S>   ZOINKS!  I THINK IT'S TIME I GO TO BED NOW DAD!
<CMoose>   AS YOUR MOM WALKS INTO THE ROOM, YOU'LL NOTICE HOW MY PANTS START
           TO TIGHTEN AND...GO TO BED?! NOW?!

<Drewly>   Haha!

<Ryan_S>   BIG DAY TOMORROW.. LOTSA ASSIGNMENTS... UM... BIG TEST... NIGHT!!
<CMoose>   COME...*COUGH* GET BACK HERE SON! YOUR TESTS CAN WAIT!

<Ryan_S>   LOL!
<EmileJ>   *buries his face in his hands*
<jedi_yam> LOL!
<Drewly>   *snort*

<Ryan_S>   DON'T YOU THINK THIS CAN WAIT... MAYBE MY THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY WE
           CAN TALK AGAIN.
<CMoose>   EVOLUTION DEPENDS ON IT, THOUGH, SON! HERE, LET'S GET A SISTER
           COOKED UP FOR YOU!

* CMoose turns a bright red
* EmileJ hoists Moosey up by his own petard.

<CarpetAppGrl> ... I won't ask where ...

<Drewly>   *snicker*

<Ryan_S>   FATHER, NO!  I'M HAPPY AS AN ONLY CHILD!  GOOD NIGHT!
<CMoose>   GOOD NIGHT? I OFFER YOU A NEW SISTER AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY TO
           ME? SHEESH!

<Drewly>   LOL!
<Ryan_S>   Oy vey! LOL!
<EmileJ>   Buzz for the love of criminy!
<Drewly>   *BUUUUUUZ*
<CMoose>   Hooooooboy! That is just about the first game I've played that
           I'm completely ashamed of :)

<CarpetAppGrl> The first? That amazes me, Moosage ...

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Game:    Alphabet - Beginning and ending on the letter "W"
Players: EmileJ, GypsyJr, stelic
Scene:   A gunfight at the OK Corral

<EmileJ>     WHITE BART, IT'S TIME WE HAD OURSELVES A LITTLE OL' SHOWDOWN
             HERE AT THIS HERE O.K. CORRAL!
<GypsyJr>    XANDER FELDSPAR AND HIS GANG DON'T STAND A CHANCE! 
<stelic>     YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE, BLACK BILLY! WHITE BART IS THE FASTEST
             GUN IN THE WEST!
<EmileJ>     ZERO CHANCE, Y'ALL. SO LET'S GET A SHOOTIN'!
<GypsyJr>    ALRIGHT... YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES. 
<stelic>     BILLY, DON'T BE A HERO!

<EmileJ>     *smthwack*
<Muran-hime> LOL!

* KerriOTPS thinks stel's been waiting for a chance to use that....

<stelic>     *laugh* I have, Kerr. ;)

<EmileJ>     CAN YOU STOP SINGIN' THAT SONG, TAUPE FRED. IT'S GIVIN' ME A
             SPLITTIN' HEADACHE!

<GypsyJr>    Taupe fred? :)
<Muran-hime> LOL!  
<EmileJ>     Y'know, Black Billy, White Bart, Taupe Fred. It was either that
             or Ochre Winfrey!
<stelic>     LOL@Em!
<GypsyJr>    LOL, baaaad!

<GypsyJr>    DON'T YOU ALL REALIZE THE SUN IS GOING TO SET SOON? HURRY UP!
<stelic>     EVERYONE TAKE COVER! THERE'S GONNA BE A GUNFIGHT!

<Muran-hime> LOL that woulda been fuuuuunny ^_^

<EmileJ>     FORGET TAKIN' COVER! WE GOTTA GO OUT WITH GUNS BLAZING!
<GypsyJr>    GUNS? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE GUNS?
<stelic>     HOW DID YOU EXPECT TO HAVE A GUNFIGHT WITHOUT GUNS?
<EmileJ>     I GOT SOME GUNS IN THE SHED, PARDNERS. *SWAGGERS*
<GypsyJr>    JUST WHY ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT?
<stelic>     KIND OF LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A TOUCH O' THE RASH, IF YOU ASK ME.

<GypsyJr>    *lol*

<EmileJ>     LOOK, CAN'T YA TELL A JOHN WAYNE IMPRESSION WHEN YA SEE ONE?
<GypsyJr>    MAYBE YOU NEED TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR IMPRESSIONS A MITE, PARDNER
<stelic>     NOT ONE AS BAD AS THAT ...
<EmileJ>     OH, ALRIGHT YOU TWO, I'LL GIVE IT UP. IF THAT'S WHAT YA WANT,
             THAT'S WHAT YA'LL GET *SWAGGER*
<GypsyJr>    NOW PLEASE, LET'S STOP ARGUING AND GET BACK TO THE GUNFIGHT?

<GypsyJr>    Er, .
<EmileJ>     Hehe
<Muran-hime> ^_^ She pulled a Paul Merton ^_^
<EmileJ>     Get rid of the now and we'll be on our way, l'il lady!
<GypsyJr>    LOL d'OH!

<GypsyJr>    PLEASE, LET'S STOP ARGUING AND GET BACK TO THE GUNFIGHT
<stelic>     QUIT WHININ' ... WE'LL HAVE YOUR STUPID GUNFIGHT ... DON'T WANT
             THE BIG BABY TO CRY!
<EmileJ>     REALLY NOW, TAUPE FRED, THAT AIN'T NO WAY TO TALK TO A L'IL
             LADY HOLDING A BIG GUN!
<GypsyJr>    SHUCKS, YA DON'T NEED TO DEFEND ME AGAINST THIS LILY-LIVERED
             VARMINT.
<stelic>     TELL ME ABOUT IT!
<EmileJ>     UH, GANG, I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU...BUT WHITE BART HAS LEFT...
             BUT HE LEFT A NOTE!
<GypsyJr>    "VERY SORRY I MISSED THE GUNFIGHT, BUT YOUR CONSTANT BANTER WAS
             GETTING ANNOYING!"
<stelic>     WHAT A JERK!

* Muran-hime heartily applauds.

<GypsyJr>    LOL!
<EmileJ>     *BUZZ!*
<KerriOTPS>  Well done, folks!
<GypsyJr>    Funny how there weren't any guns in that gunfightr!
<EmileJ>     LOL, i think I'm still outta practice.
<stelic>     Are you kidding?!
<GypsyJr>    You did fine!
<stelic>     You were fantastic!
<KerriOTPS>  I'm more out of practice than you are!

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