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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
                               WLIIA Chat Games
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                               THREE OF A KIND
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Game:    Three Of A Kind
Players: Gregsgirl, JMeskimen, Mochrie
Title:   At the train station, all three are travelling salespeople.

<Mochrie>   EXCUSE ME, WHAT TIME DOES THE TRAIN TO HAMPSTEAD HEATH ARRIVE?
<JMeskimen> TIME IS MONEY, TIME IS MONEY, HAVE YOU GOT A CHEAP SUPER DUPER
            SAVER FLYER TICKET? IF NOT, THEN YOUR LIFE IS INCOMPLETE! WALK
            THIS WAY.
<Mochrie>   IF I COULD WALK THAT WAY....*NEVER MIND*....INDEED I DO! AND MAY
            I INTEREST YOU IN SOME WASHING-UP LIQUID?
<Gregsgirl> DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS TICKET NOT ONLY LETS ME ON A TRAIN BUT IT
            ALSO HELPS ME WHEN I DON'T HAVE A TISSUE?
<JMeskimen> YOU HAVE MULTI-PURPOSE TICKETS, AND YOU HAVE WASHING UP LIQUID...
            BUT ARE YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH?
<Gregsgirl> BUT WAIT! YOU NOT ONLY GET A 2 IN 1 TICKET YOU ALSO GET THE
            EXPERIENCE OF TRAVELLING WITH A BEVY OF NATIONAL COLOR!
<JMeskimen> THAT COLOUR MATCHES THE CHEAP NASTY SUIT I BOUGHT FROM A SECOND
            HAND SHOP THE OTHER DAY!
<Mochrie>   HOW COULD ALL THAT POSSIBLY BE ENOUGH! 
<Gregsgirl> I DUNNO...BUT WE'RE WILLING TO JUST GIVE IT AWAY! FOR ONLY 10
            INSTALMENTS OF $39.90
<Mochrie>   AND IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU WILL RECEIVE A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF AJAX.
<JMeskimen> AND I BET YOU PROMISE NOT TO PUT DEATH SENTENCES ON MEMBERS OF
            YOUR FAMILY IF THEY MISS A PAYMENT?
<Gregsgirl> YOU BETCHA! WE'LL JUST REPOSSES YOUR HOUSE IF THE PAYMENTS DON'T
            COME WITHIN 24 HOURS!
<JMeskimen> WELL, THERE'S A DEAL NO-ONE CAN MISS. BY THE WAY, I HOPE YOU CAN
            SMELL MY AFTERSHAVE FROM 100 YARDS AWAY.
<Mochrie>   WHAT A STEAL! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO REALLY GOOD WITH THAT
            REPOSSESSION? A NICE TALL GLASS OF NESQUIK!

<Mochrie>   Are we travelling salespeople or advertisers? ;-)
<JMeskimen> *same difference* :)

<JMeskimen> NESQUIK? I REMEMBER THAT - LET'S SEE, IT'S ALL IN MY LEOPARDSKIN
            FILOFAX HERE....
<Mochrie>   AH, THE TRAIN FOR HAMPSTEAD HEATH IS HERE! AND JUST IN TIME!
<JMeskimen> HEY, YOUR TRAIN IS HERE! NOW DON'T FORGET TO RENEGOTIATE THE
            PRICE OF A SOGGY DOUGHNUT FROM THE BUFFET!
<Mochrie>   AND THE BEST WAY TO KEEP TIME IS WITH THE NEW BULOVA WATCH, FOR
            BOTH LADIES AND GENTS, A STEAL AT 40 POUNDS!
<Gregsgirl> IF YOU GET ON THIS TRAIN RIGHT NOW YOU'LL RECEIVE THIS VERY
            SPECIAL GIFT.
<JMeskimen> ANYWAY, BETTER GET MY NEXT TRAIN. MY LAST CUSTOMER RECOMMENDED
            IT - HE TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL, THOUGH I CAN'T FIND IT ON MY MAP!!

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<Mochrie>   AH, YOU NEED THE NORTHERN LINE THEN.
<JMeskimen> WHAT'S THE SPECIAL FREE GIFT? A PERSOANLITY?
<Gregsgirl> NO BUT YOU'RE CLOSE, IT'S A PERSONALITY ADJUSTER :O)
<JMeskimen> LET ME TRY IT OUT. WHAT DO I DO?
<Mochrie>   JUST STRAP IT TO YOUR HEAD. BUT BE SURE TO BE HOLDING THAT BAG OF
            JACOB'S TWIGLETS IN YOUR HAND. IT HELPS CONDUCT THE ELECTRICITY.

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

<Gregsgirl> JUST CONNECT THOSE PIPES THEN SWITCH THAT ON THEN MAKE SURE YOU
            HAVE A 12 VOLT POWER PLUG THEN PUSH THE LITTLE RED BUTTON.
<Mochrie>   ONLY 30 PENCE A BAG.
<JMeskimen> 30 PENCE? A SNIP AT THE PRICE, MAY I SAY!
<Mochrie>   CERTAINLY, IT'S OUR MARCH MADNESS SALE.
<Gregsgirl> WE'VE GONE CRAAAZY!
<JMeskimen> LET ME JUST TALK A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS INTO MY MINIATURE TAPE
            RECORDER.......

<Gregsgirl> LOL! *g*

<Mochrie>   I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE THAT SMALL BEFORE! AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW
            SMALL!
<Gregsgirl> THEY DO COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES YOU KNOW. :O)
<JMeskimen> *to tape* MEMO! TELL SAMANTHA THAT I'M STUCK WITH TWO PSYCHOS ON
            A RAILWAY STATION AND SHE MUST TYPE MY RESIGNATION LETTER NOW!!!

* Mochrie thinks this is going off in a strange direction!

<Mochrie>   *BUZZ* That was bizarre!
<JMeskimen> What game were we playing again? LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Bizarre?! It was down right spooky! *shudder*

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