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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
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                          THREE-HEADED BROADWAY STAR
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Game:    Three-Headed Broadway Star
Players: EmileJ, JoeIsham, Locknestr
Title:   The love song "I Love My Elf" from the musical "Santa's Magic
         Village".

<EmileJ>    HERE            
<Locknestr> I               
<JoeIsham>  SIT             
<EmileJ>    AT              
<Locknestr> THE             
<JoeIsham>  KITCHEN         
<EmileJ>    TABLE           
<Locknestr> THINKING        
<JoeIsham>  ABOUT           
<EmileJ>    CHRISTMAS       
<Locknestr> DAY....         

<JoeIsham>  AS              
<EmileJ>    SANTA           
<Locknestr> YELLS           
<JoeIsham>  TO              
<EmileJ>    HIS             
<Locknestr> PAGE            
<JoeIsham>  "LET'S       
<EmileJ>    BE
<Locknestr> CRAZY
<JoeIsham>  AND
<EmileJ>    PLAY...."

<Locknestr> WHILE
<JoeIsham>  THE
<EmileJ>    ELVES
<Locknestr> ALL
<JoeIsham>  HUSTLE
<EmileJ>    AND
<Locknestr> BUSTLE
<JoeIsham>  AND
<EmileJ>    LOAD
<Locknestr> THEIR
<JoeIsham>  PRESENTS
<EmileJ>    ON
<Locknestr> MY
<JoeIsham>  BRAND-NEW
<EmileJ>    SLEIGH...

<Locknestr> SIMPLY,
<JoeIsham>  STOP
<EmileJ>    AND
<Locknestr> I
<JoeIsham>  HAVE
<EmileJ>    TO
<Locknestr> TELL
<JoeIsham>  YOU
<EmileJ>    ALL
<Locknestr> THAT
<JoeIsham>  MY
<EmileJ>    LOVE
<Locknestr> FOR
<JoeIsham>  ELVES
<EmileJ>    IS
<Locknestr> TRUE....

<JoeIsham>  AS
<EmileJ>    SOON
<Locknestr> AS
<JoeIsham>  CHRISTMAS
<EmileJ>    IS
<Locknestr> BLUE
<JoeIsham>  I'LL
<EmileJ>    LOSE
<Locknestr> MY
<JoeIsham>  VIRGINITY
<EmileJ>    TO
<Locknestr> YOUR
<JoeIsham>  ELFIN
<EmileJ>    WAYS!

<EmileJ>    LOL!
<Gregsgirl> Oh dear... lol
<Locknestr> That's a good place to stop! *g*
<JoeIsham>  Haha!!!!
<EmileJ>    *SHUDDER* ROTFL!!
<Gregsgirl> Tsk tsk... *g*

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Game:    Multi-Headed Broadway Star
Players: Bremner, D_Siegel, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie, Proopsie, Vranch
Title:   The love song "I Clavdivs" from the musical "A Funny Thing Happened
         On The Way To Brem's Play"

(Stirring love song begins in background courtesy of Linda, Laura, Anna and
Cece.)

<Bremner>   ONCE
<D_Siegel>  THERE
<JoeIsham>  WAS
<Meskimen>  A
<Mochrie>   TIME
<Proopsie>  WHEN
<Vranch>    WE
<Bremner>   KNEW
<D_Siegel>  A
<JoeIsham>  MAN
<Meskimen>  WHO
<Mochrie>   WAS
<Proopsie>  TOTALLY
<Vranch>    EFFEMINATE...

<Mochrie>   Julian Clary, is that you? ;-)
<Meskimen>  LOL!
<Bremner>   Are you thinking what I'm thinking Em? ;-)

<Bremner>   HE
<D_Siegel>  DID
<JoeIsham>  AMAZING
<Meskimen>  THINGS
<Mochrie>   WITH
<Vranch>    COOLWHIP
<Bremner>   AND
<D_Siegel>  TROUT...

<Clavdivs>  LOL!

<JoeIsham>  EVERYONE
<Meskimen>  THOUGHT
<Mochrie>   HE
<Vranch>    LOVED
<Bremner>   MEN
<D_Siegel>  WHICH
<JoeIsham>  CONFUSED
<Meskimen>  HIM
<Mochrie>   GREATLY....
            
<Proopsie>  SO
<Vranch>    HE
<Bremner>   WENT
<D_Siegel>  OUT
<JoeIsham>  WITH
<Meskimen>  ME
<Mochrie>   AND
<Vranch>    THEN
<Bremner>   ATE
<D_Siegel>  A
<JoeIsham>  BURRITO...

<Vranch>    With mushy peas?
<Gregsgirl> LOL Nat! *g*
<Mochrie>   Can we get an encheelahdah?
<D_Siegel>  Or a burrIIto?
<Gregsgirl> *g*
<D_Siegel>  Or a tAAco? Or any other bizzare vowel substitutions?
<Clavdivs>  LOL!

* Vranch tried to order Enchilada soup at Chili's while hanging out with
  Tash, Nessa and Jules.  Couldn't keep a straight face!

<Mochrie>   CLAVDIVS
<Vranch>    DECIDED
<Bremner>   NEVER
<D_Siegel>  TO
<JoeIsham>  TELL
<Mochrie>   ANYONE
<Vranch>    THAT
<Bremner>   CAESAR
<JoeIsham>  SALAD
<Meskimen>  DRESSING
<Mochrie>   WAS
<Vranch>    AROUSING...

* Mochrie knew this game was a mistake from the beginning! :)

<Gregsgirl> LOL Nat! *g*
<Clavdivs>  LOL!

<Bremner>   AND
<JoeIsham>  SETTLED
<Meskimen>  ON
<Mochrie>   HAVING
<Vranch>    SEX
<Bremner>   KINKILY
<JoeIsham>  WITH
<Meskimen>  A
<Mochrie>   GROUSE.........ING.

<Bremner>   <BUZZZZZZZZZ!>

<Gregsgirl> LOL!

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Game:    Three-Headed Broadway Star
Players: GypsyJr, Mochrie, Ryan_S
Title:   The love song "Heart And Sole" from the musical "Mickey The Wonder
         Fish".

<GypsyJr> MY
<Mochrie> LIFE
<Ryan_S>  IS
<GypsyJr> A
<Mochrie> BORE
<Ryan_S>  I
<GypsyJr> SWIM
<Mochrie> TO
<Ryan_S>  ECUADOR...

<GypsyJr> LOL!
<Mochrie> Hehe!

<GypsyJr> THERE
<Mochrie> WERE
<Ryan_S>  MANY
<GypsyJr> FISHES
<Mochrie> BUT
<Ryan_S>  THEY
<GypsyJr> ONLY
<Mochrie> LOVED
<Ryan_S>  THEMSELF...

<GypsyJr> THEN
<Mochrie> ONE
<Ryan_S>  DAY
<GypsyJr> MICKEY
<Mochrie> CAME
<Ryan_S>  TO
<GypsyJr> ME
<Mochrie> AND
<Ryan_S>  TOLD
<GypsyJr> ME
<Mochrie> HE
<Ryan_S>  LOVED
<GypsyJr> MEEEEE.

<Mochrie> *me gets a Whoser Con flashback* Weren't you part of a game of
          3HBS about fish or something Alan? ;)
<Ryan_S>  Mermaids, yeah... typecasting :)

<Mochrie> HEART
<Ryan_S>  AND
<GypsyJr> SOLE
<Mochrie> I'LL
<Ryan_S>  LOVE
<GypsyJr> HIM
<Mochrie> WHOLE

<Ryan_S>  LOL!
<GypsyJr> Heehee!
<Mochrie> Or in flakes or chunks... ;-) Charlie the tuna, is that you?

* GypsyJr thinks this game could go on a while :>

<Ryan_S>  Hehe!

<Ryan_S>  NOT
<GypsyJr> EVEN
<Mochrie> HEAVEN
<Ryan_S>  COULD
<GypsyJr> DESTROY
<Mochrie> OUR
<Ryan_S>  LOVE.
<GypsyJr> FOREVER...
<Mochrie> AND
<Ryan_S>  EVER...
<GypsyJr> OOOOOOOHHHHH.....

<Mochrie> That's as good a place as any to stop! Well done guys!
<Ryan_S>  Yay! :)
<GypsyJr> That's kinda what I was aiming for! :)
<Mochrie> I think that's the best 3HBS we've done on IRC :)
<Ryan_S>  Hehe!
<GypsyJr> Yay :)
<Ryan_S>  That was a good one :)

* Mochrie still loves his live game of 3HBS at Con

<GypsyJr> And my first piscine love ballad! :)
<Ryan_S>  I'll have to send a copy to my fishie friend Ang x>
<GypsyJr> Heehee
<Ryan_S>  Although the *scales* of the song were a little off, I feel we
          *fished* out the best parts we could

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