Policeman: The signs all say, Speed limit, 15 miles an hour. Motorist: But officer, how could I read them when I was going over 50? Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why can't sardars dial 911? A: They can not find the eleven on the phone. Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof? A: Tell him the drinks are on the house. Q: What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but you never see them. Q: Why does it take longer to build a sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head. Q: How do you measure a surd's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear! Q: How do you keep a Surd busy all day? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat? A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SURD THROWS A PIN AT YOU? A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. Q: How do you make a surd laugh on Saturday? A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: Why do surds work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: He turned it over and used the other side. Q: Why did god give surds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. Q: How do you confuse a surd? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: How do you keep a surd busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: Why can't surds make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird? A: He threw it off a cliff. Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!! Q: What's the difference between a surd and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Why do men like surd jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts? A: Change. Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. Q: What do you see when you look into a surd's eyes? A: The back of his head. Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ?? A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period. Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: Why can't surds put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley? A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A surd parade. Q: Guy asked his surd wife "how did you get the car in the living room"? A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left." Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING. A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done." Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" A: Sardar: "No, who wrote it?" Q: How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear. Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? A: He threw it off a cliff. Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911? A: They cannot find the eleven on the phone. Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof? A: Tell him the drinks are on the house. Q: What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? A: He makes a photocopy of the white sheet. Q: What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? A: He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes Quations & Answers