3 SARDARS
A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training
to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing
a suspect, he shows the
first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him
fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says,
"Well...uh...that's because the
picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes
the picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with
you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the
best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture
to the third SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He
quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a
stupid answer."
The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment
and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
Once there was a sardar jee, he called his girlfriend
and told her that tomorrow she can come to his home,
no one would be home then . His girl friend was very
happy and prepares herself for tomorrow`s programme.
So when she reaches sardar`s jee home NO ONE WAS AT HOME.
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"
break nahi mar sakta tha kya? "Sardar replies
"break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho
yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
One day two sardars were alone in a small island.
One sardar saw a green colour bottle floating on the sea.
He bent and took it and he opened it and and a genie poped out.
Then genie said the two men i will give you both i wish.
The first sardar asked i want to go home.
The genie said ok here you go.
The second sardar said, I cant stay alone in the this island,
i want him back
The genie said ok. here he comes !!