Sardar Ji
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth
floor of a building when a man came running in to his office
and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident"Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped
from his office window. While coming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered
he was not Santa Singh.
Three sardarji's were running to board a leaving train, two of
them got into the train & third one remain on the platform,
suddenly he started crying, people around when asked him the
reason for crying, he mention that two of my freinds got into
the train leaving me on the platform. Everybody advised him to
take it easy & look for the next train. Suddenly sardarji started
laughing loudly, when people ask him with surprise he mentioned
that actually i was supposed to go in that train, my other two
freinds had come to see off me.
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post
in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:-
Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee
ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap
sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter
english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate
bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter
vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
