Funny SmS
~*~ 1.TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! ~*~ 2.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon ~*~ 3.A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U. ~*~ 4.Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. ~*~ 5.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! ~*~ 6.Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. ~*~ 7.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! ~*~ 8.God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! ~*~ 9.I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! ~*~ 10.Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! ~*~ 11.The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn�t it rain on you? ~*~ 12.Our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i lauf again ~*~ 13.SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do aur karam (SMS) karo.............. tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga ~*~ 14.If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It? ~*~ 15.Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai ~*~ 16.A triangle has 4 end, square has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end. ~*~ 17.Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya ~*~ 18.Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai ~*~ 19.Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane ~*~ 20.Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dhadkna chod diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chod diya ~*~ Dosti hai diley raz chupane k liye, hum apni hasti mita de tumhe pane k liye, milne ki tumhe fursat nahi, so hum SMS karte hai apni yad dilane k liye ~*~ Chand ki tarah chamkte raho, phoolo ki tarah mahakte raho, hamari ek hi hai aarzu aap hamen hardam SMS bheja karo. ~*~ Bhagwan se pani manga to sagar diya, phool manga to bagicha diya, ghar manga to mahal diya, paisa manga to apka number diya �KAB AHON LENE� ~*~ Ye SMS me kitne tare hai ye gino ******* ************************************* iski to gayi,din me tare gin raha hai. ~*~ Today all animal gather in forest for a meeting, but a donkey has not come yet bcoz he is reading this SMS ~*~ A mobile is like a woman-talks nonstop, costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy & when u need it urgently-there is no service. ~*~ Hearts could only luv 4 a while, u can put mny relation inthe file, u can mke a desert frm the nile, but u cant stop ur Smile when uc my name on ur mobile ~*~ Bekabu hai dil phir bhi jiye ja raha hon, khali hai botal phir bhi piye jaraha hon, majburi todekho is dil ki!rply nahi milraha,' phir bhi SMS kiye jaraha hon ~*~ Wife:kash mein kitab hoti to tum hamesha mujhe padhte rahte! Husband:kash tum diary hoti to mein saal ke saal badalta rehta! ~*~ A pastry said to a chocolate..�we�r so sweet!!� the chocolate replied �u think we r sweet..,u haven�t seen the person reading this message� ~*~ Zindagi mein teen cheese kabhi bhi aa sakti hai�paisa-maut-aur?aur��??������.mera sms� ~*~ Ther are billion people around the world. I don�t know why I keep on msging u, may be because�..5999999999 cant replace�.. a single friend like u. ~*~ Unki gali ke chakkar katte katte, kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare ho na sake, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye!