1.....India just got their new Russian fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the russian trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!" "But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arura. "Oh," said the Russian "leave that to the Pakistan Air Force!"
2..... Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, isliye pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
3.....Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
4.....Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".
5.....How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...