Sardar Ji Jokes
Man: Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB.
Man: Which Part?
Sardarji: Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body born in Punjab.
Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep...
Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
Next Year
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year
Papa
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
surprise doonga..!"
Sardarji in nightclub:
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York
dancing with a beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear
, 'I love you.' She smiled and whispered back
, 'I love you too!' There was a little pause
, the Sardarji was thinking(??!!), then he whispered,
'I love you three.
Sardarji going Delhi
Once a sardarji was travelling in a train which
was going to delhi The train stopped at a station
and the sardarji got down as he wanted to go to the
toilet The sardarji did not come back but the train left
another train came in place of the previous train
the sardarji came back and thought it was his train
and climbed in it he sat on a seat and asked a person
who was sitting on the upper birth that where the
train was going The person replied that it was going
to Bombay. the sardarji said
'nowadays India has developed a lot
the person sitting in the upper berth can go to Bombay
and the person sitting in the lower berth can go to Delhi.
Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein
hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like anything. So the other
asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied,
"I came here for blood test" Second one asked,
"So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that.
During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this
the second one started crying. The first one was
astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied,"I have come for my urine test."
0THER J0KES
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other
fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger??" The other replied,
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
Marriage is an institution in which a man
losses his bachelor's degree and the woman
gets her master's status
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much
does it cost to get married??"
And the father replied, "I don't know son,
I'm still paying for it."
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why. Affair ?
Married life is very frustrating. In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was
in love and didn't notice it."
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing : either the car
is new or his wife is new