Joke's
Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...
I really, deeply wish tat u r here with
me in my room, on my bed & lights is off
& we get under the cover together..
2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous,
good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny,
well...Enough about ME! How about you?
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
"Getting Old"
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
"Baby Please"
Of all the babes ur my selection,
please dont giv me a rejection,
my teeth are clean for ur inspection,
so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
"How Many Letters"
How many letters are in the Alphabet??
Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a
UFO and the FBI went after him!