| "My new house is really close to Brit's. Which was cool, until Justin started visiting her all the time. Now the curtains stay closed. Good thing there is so many birds around here or i'd have bought those binoculars for nothing"
"I kiss just like a fish, open and wet!""A bag of fleas is easier to control then our dear Chris Kirkpatrick."
"Did you see my kung-fu grip?"
"If I won the lottery the first thing I would buy would be: A huge bed with a pillow and pajamas."
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