Conversations

Virgins in 2001?
(note picture to the right)

a x d j a d e (2:20:02 AM): can u believe this guy sed this to mE
a x d j a d e (2:20:07 AM): just that its hard to hear that people are still virgins in the millenniem.
a x d j a d e (2:20:15 AM): im like..... um
u want a cookie (2:20:16 AM): so true
a x d j a d e (2:20:23 AM): yeh well
a x d j a d e (2:20:30 AM): i dotn just give iT up to anyone
u want a cookie (2:20:57 AM): i offer my virginity to anyone
a x d j a d e (2:21:23 AM): SLUT
a x d j a d e (2:21:29 AM): thats going in the prof
u want a cookie (2:21:35 AM): lol
a x d j a d e (2:23:53 AM): u see iT?
u want a cookie (2:24:04 AM): yes
u want a cookie (2:24:34 AM): and your pc time is behind by 4 mins.
a x d j a d e (2:24:46 AM): :P

Vist to the Doctor

u want a cookie (2:52:33 PM): i just went to the doctor u whore
u want a cookie (2:52:43 PM): nigga took like 3 gallons of fucking blood from me
whor3z (2:54:26 PM): rofl
whor3z (2:54:30 PM): why?
whor3z (2:54:30 PM): aids test?
u want a cookie (2:54:48 PM): every test imaginable
whor3z (2:55:02 PM): why?
whor3z (2:55:09 PM): bitch you caught some illness
u want a cookie (2:55:14 PM): and i didnt eat anything yet..so when he took the blood i was about to pass out
u want a cookie (2:55:19 PM): its a regular check up
whor3z (2:55:29 PM): lol
whor3z (2:55:34 PM): noo cookie ??
u want a cookie (2:55:40 PM): nah!
u want a cookie (2:55:52 PM): i wanted a sticker..but the kids b4 me took them all
u want a cookie (2:55:55 PM): fucking bastards
whor3z (2:56:12 PM): lol
whor3z (2:56:15 PM): beat them
u want a cookie (2:56:23 PM): lol
whor3z (2:56:49 PM): rip it off their chest
u want a cookie (2:57:14 PM): rofl
u want a cookie (2:57:25 PM): nah i just gave the little girl a dirty look
u want a cookie (2:57:29 PM): she knew what was up
whor3z (2:58:02 PM): lol
whor3z (2:58:09 PM): you whore

      My Powers of Persuasion
    (reference to kenny cause he
   always calls us to buy him food)

u want a cookie (6:19:27 PM): what u doing tonight?
M3xMuNcHie (6:19:39 PM): i want to play cs hahahahh
u want a cookie (6:19:43 PM): word..
u want a cookie (6:19:49 PM): wanna come over first and get me food?
u want a cookie (6:20:05 PM): i got jurassic park 3
M3xMuNcHie (6:20:11 PM): fuck u dick
u want a cookie (6:20:16 PM): okay then
M3xMuNcHie (6:20:18 PM): using me and shit
u want a cookie (6:20:27 PM): nigga u do the same shit to me
M3xMuNcHie (6:20:39 PM): what do i look like KENNY
u want a cookie (6:20:53 PM): no i look like kenny
u want a cookie (6:20:59 PM): and u look like a delivery boy
M3xMuNcHie (6:21:13 PM): rofl
u want a cookie (6:29:08 PM): come on nigga im hungry
u want a cookie (6:29:09 PM): : (
M3xMuNcHie (6:29:22 PM): what the fuck u want to eat dick

I never got my food....just like kenny : (

Munchie The Weather Man

M3xMuNcHie (6:18:13 AM): Saturday: Mostly cloudy with scattered showers and thunderstorms. High around 82F. Winds NE 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation 50%
I pimp Cookies (6:18:25 AM): thank u Mr. M for the fucking weather report.
M3xMuNcHie (6:18:32 AM): Saturday night: Mostly cloudy with scattered showers and thunderstorms. Low around 71F. Winds mainly E to NE less than 5 mph. Chance of precipitation 50%.
M3xMuNcHie (6:19:46 AM): Sunday: Mostly thunder at Ricky's house Chance of Ricky going Straight to Hell 100%

Grammar Fetish

u want a cookie (11:11:52 PM): i have no legs!
u want a cookie (11:11:58 PM): :O
oO babie (11:12:06 PM): ;O
oO babie (11:12:16 PM): take the blankie off of them then
u want a cookie (11:12:25 PM): i have no toes!
u want a cookie (11:12:28 PM): and my feet are white!
oO babie (11:14:26 PM): uhm
oO babie (11:14:34 PM): you stuck them in paint???!??!?!
u want a cookie (11:15:10 PM): no their called socks
u want a cookie (11:15:11 PM): :X
oO babie (11:15:18 PM): roflz
oO babie (11:15:26 PM): they're
u want a cookie (11:16:00 PM): it turns me on when you correct me

Slutty Cookies

u want a cookie (10:19:25 AM): yes..im a slut
u want a cookie (10:19:25 AM): :(
IHyPa jOjo (10:19:38 AM): slutty coookies?
IHyPa jOjo (10:19:41 AM): :X
u want a cookie (10:19:45 AM): yes
u want a cookie (10:19:55 AM): better than oatmeal cookies
IHyPa jOjo (10:19:59 AM): you're a sexy slut :D
u want a cookie (10:20:04 AM): rofl