Anybody could write a limerick, some people write funny limericks, other people just write plain bad limericks (not dirty bad, just bad). Anyway, it was this last bunch that inspired my to make this new page and write this first limerick, enjoy.
Also, if anybody would like to send me limericks that you wrote, please email me at [email protected] and I will gladly post them.
There once was a man from Malaysia
Who tried to go climb up Mt. Asia
He climbed and got crunk
It turned out he was drunk
And instead took an airplane to Asia
-John
John may be the worst poet ever
but for each and every endeavor
so much laughter packed in it -
original to the limit -
Is the result ever unfunny? Never.
-Jonathan
Incessant cyberchat may bar
Knowing who you are.
So quiet the din
of instant messagin'
And catch your rising star.
-John
It is funny how things end
As if there was nothin to lend
A time well spent
Put up for rent
Learned I have, and I fend.
-Deborah
Oh, that decrepid the-ay-ter
Dolla hot dogs and cheapo daters
to you I go
For less it's mo'
'Cept for that crazy usher--I HATE her.
-Montana
