hot dog? More like HOT DAMN! I took this picture of my first course to demonstrate just how awesome the food can be at Woodruff. Do you know how much that this chili dog would cost at a Baseball Game? I am guessing $4.50. And I didn't just get the dog, oh no, I got a steak burrito, a drink, silverware, and this piece of raw dough that had sugar on it. Are you envious yet? I would be.
You would think that after that hearty meal that I would have had enough, ecspecially because I keep on claiming that I am losing weight and getting in shape without ever quoting figures, sending pictures as evidence, or even owning a scale. But not me, I just kept on eating, ITS THAT GOOD! For the second round i picked up a three meat wrap (though it is possible all of the meats were turkey derived) and french fries. It was like combining the wrap making skills of Chick-fil-a with the awesome french fries of Wendys. Not only that, but I got to pour ketchup on by fries from this big barrel of ketchup, using a SCOOPER!!!! I also refilled my coke as you can see. You can never have too much of that.
It turns out that I actually couldn't stomach all of that great food, so I went to return my tray in what my colleagues call "the gayest tray returner in the history of tray returners" (I simply refer to it is "AWESOME"). You can see in this picture my half eaten food being carried away to a nether reigon from whence it will never return.
At this point I started thinking, 'maybe I should go, I am in fact done with dinner'. But then I realized that if I did that I would not only be robbing the viewers on the internet of pictures, but myself of pudding, so I went right back into the food area.
Woodruff is stocked with a top of the line Ice Cream machine as you can see from this picture. Unfortunetly, it was so popular that all of the handles broke off and now it functions only as decoration in the less than a week old Woodruff Dining Hall.
As I said earlier, I don't come to Tech for the girls, I come for the puddin'. Here stands the glorious desert in all its glory (with another refill)
This is a picture of something other than food. It is what woodruff looks like if you climb to the almost always abandoned second floor. You can see in this picture large wooden structures that are called ladders by the staff. What function do they serve you might wonder, well, I personally don't know, but I am sure that they are necessary. Why? Becasue this building was designed by ENGINEERS!!!
An overhead shot of Woodruff. Notice the rounded serving table and all the cool circular lights. When I look at them I like to pretend that I am in the future where everything is circular because it looks futuristic.
I puposely but a bad picture link here because I was stopped by the staff from taking my last picture of Woodruff. This crazy lady came up to me and started muttering in a loud voive "No suh, No suh, No suh, No suh, No suh..." and so on about 50 times. She explained to me with these two words that picture taking is not something that is tolerated in the Woodruff dining hall, as they fear that spies from other inferior universities such as UGA might come over and steal the ideas that make Woodruff, and all of Georgia Tech so awesome. When she was done explaining all this to me, I headed for the door before being stopped by some guys who looked kindof freaked out by me. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?", one of them asked in the most manly voice he could conjure up given the situation. I explained to him that I was a photographer and small-time internet humorist and intended to use the pictures for the powers of good. He gave me a strange look, and I was off, not to visit Woodruff again until at least another day.
I just figured that this picture was appropriate, as the bathroom is a common hangout for people who have just visited Woodruff. Hope ya'll enjoyed the pictures.