International School Newspaper (Issue 1)

Quatations – Some More!

· Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. (Katherine Whitehorne)

· Behind every successful man, you’ll find a woman who has nothing to wear. (James Stewart)

· When I get out of bed in the morning the only thing on me that doesn’t hurt is my pajamas. (Gene Perret)

· I scramble into my clothes – whatever’s lying in a heap on the floor. I do, however, put on a clean pair of underpants each morning – by Friday I’ve got seven pairs on. (Pamela Stephenson)

· I was subject to mixed emotions. It was something like whatching my mother-

in-law go over a cliff in my Cadillac. (Lou Goldstein)

· If God had wanted us to go naked, we would have been born that way. (Graffity)

· Come to Arizona, where the summer spends the winter. (advertisement)

· It was so hot the other day, I passed Grant’s tomb and the window was open. (Milton Berle)

· It’s been hot lately. I’ve got underarm stains on clothes I haven’t taken out of the closet yet. (Gene Perret)

· My shoes are size 2 ½ - the same size as my feet. (Elaine Page)

(collected by Balázs Klement X.A)

1. strongly moving air

2. the small drops of water which from on cold surfaces during the night

3. the amount of heat or cold in a place

4. weather at a temperature below the freezing point of water, frozen condition of the ground and or air

5. a scale of temperature which water freezes at 32° and boils at 212°

6. a loud noise in the clouds

7. water falling in separate drops from the clouds, the fall of these drops

8. very thick mist

9. water in the air which has frozen and falls to the ground in little soft white pieces

10. rough weather conditions with wind, rain and often flashes of light

11. water which has frozen to a solid

12. very small drops of water floating high in the air

13. not sunny, very cloudy

14. the light of the sun, warmth, brightness

15. a powerful flash of light in the sky passing from one cloud to another or to the earth, usually followed by thunder (by Eszter Németh X.A)

Jokes – Some More!

- John, please open the window!

- But my master, there are only four degrees.

- Yes John, let these four degrees come in.

The couple is waiting a guest. The wife is sittingfor 2 hoursat the mirror. When she was finished she asks her husband:

- Am I perfect?

- Almost. But near your nose on the left side I can still see a little place where one can see your skin.

(by Csaba Tóth X.A)