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Totally the worship hole, dude

This page is where I vent and say lots of really fucked up shit. If cursing, monkeys with cheez whiz, or a man with an excessive amount of offspring offends you then you are heading for a decision faceplant, and you should do a 180 straight up out of here.

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Whoa! APRIL TIME EVERYBODY!
More updates! Complete with a complimentary slap in the dignity
Some more updateaage. You'd think I get tired of this, but you wouldn't think cuz you're a dumbass. Dumbass.
Another old update (but newer than the one below. Figure that one out smartass.)
Old Updates, warning: traces of cocaine may still remain (said the emo teenager)

Pictures of Gerard coming soon, due to almost zero demand.

How is it going in the hood? Is it 98% cotton? Hahahaha oh man, puns everywhere.

So my name is Gerard, and I am a family man. I have 112 kids and they all respect me. Here is a sample conversation between me and my 112 kids.

112 Kids: Gerard, you know you're the bizzomb.
Gerard: I do know that, 112 kids. Go enjoy a cookie! sandwich!
112 Kids: OMG UNDYING RESPEX0Rz!!!

Warning: Alex didn't write this. He wasn't under any influences, or under any of said influences. Trust.