[Doing a crossword puzzle.]
Ross: Heating device.
Phoebe: Radiator.
Ross: Five letters.
Phoebe: Rdatr.

Phoebe: Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along...
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

[Monica looks fat in an old home movie.]
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

Joey: Hey Ross, I got a science question for ya.
Ross: Okay, shoot.
Joey: If Homo Sapiens really are *HOMO* Sapiens...is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo Sapiens are people.
Joey: He-ey, I'm not judging!

Chandler: You understood that?
Joey: Yeah, my Uncle Sal has a really big tongue.
Joey: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?

Chandler: Hi, listen, I�m sorry about before. I don�t need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn�t get girls, and now I can �em�Now, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women�

Joey: Yeah? I just figured, y�know, after living with you it�d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y�know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who�s different than me. And what�s more different than me; a guy who�s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

Rachel: Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Phoebe: Oh, no!
Rachel: It's okay. I have nice boobs.

Ross: Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
Phoebe: Because it�s Arabian princess day at work! Okay?! Leave me alone!

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