| MONCOVE REFLECTIONS DEUX |
| by Timothy Goo-jaw If you haven't yet, check out part one HERE. |
| So after everyone grabbed a few hours of sleep at Dude's mom's house (except Nick, he got the "shitty end of the deal" according to Matt's mom by being stuck in the chair) we went back to the campsite. Our attempt at a fire was still smoking and nothing had been stolen. We got the fire rockin' with these fire starting logs Trav got at Wal-Mart and ate a breakfast that consisted of hotdogs. After everybody was tired of hot-dogs we played Texas Hold-em with Matt's cards. I was totally whipping balls when it started raining. We all grabbed our respective chips (except Trav who was out) and headed into the tent to continue. After laying on the inflatable mattress me and Matthew had erected in the tent I got tired as hell. I decided to go all in so I could go to sleep. Of course, Matt beat my crappy hand to become the winner, but not before Trav spilled his pop right where Nick had to sleep for the duration of the trip. I was laughin' my tired chode off. So, I am trying to sleep a little cause I didn't get much at Matt's mom's and I was still running on the previous nights three hours when it is decided that its a better idea to go to Matt and Trav's house to get wood then paying for it here. So we all load our asses into the Tempo again and head to Trav's house. We get there and Nick attempts to sleep on the couch but he is kept awake by threats of getting his throat slit and other harmful things from everybody that got ahold of Trav's many blades. It was then that we decided to go swimming, but Nick's backward ass wouldn't agree. So we go back to the lake and everybody but Nick goes swimming. Everybody is in the pool, included Fatass (Al) who we met there, except Nick who is having an undoubtedly awesome time sitting by himself. After a few "thunder breaks" we decide to leave the pool and rock back at the camp site. After some more feirce campfire rockin' we go for a walk during which we run into some underclassmen drunk off their balls. We simply laugh at 'em and go back to the site. Later on, Matt decides that he can't take a crap by himself so me and him go to the bathroom...bad decision. It seems that while we were in there, one of the previously mentioned underclassmen got arrested for drinking right in front of our campsite. At about 5 in the morning that night I went to bed and left Nick alone to clean the site. I was awaken later on by Matt making Trav take him to his Mom's house so he could clean up for Whitney who was scheduled to appear a little bit later. I then fell back asleep and was woke up again, this time by Whitney arriving. After beating both Matt and Whitney's asses at Chinese Checkers (a real man's game) and some more hanging out me, Nick, and Trav went back to the house for some more firewood where we got the message that Jonah's ass had been un-grounded and he would be up later. We watched a little Family Guy on DVD, and Nick recieved his new hat and bandana (after burning his Magic hat the night before) which featured the likeness of none other than Hulk Hogan then we headed back to the lake. Me and Nick were rocking around this awesome peninsula when we saw a white Monte Carlo approaching, carrying none other than Jonah and Hatch. We hopped in the car and headed back to the site where Jade had arrived and everybody was rockin' feirce. We then went to check out the festivities this whole weekend was based upon, already in full swing....God it blowed. There was a band, The Sundown Express, who totally choked (the same band that plays the Farmer's Day Dance every year), and a few other features (such as the throw the baseball fast game and the jump on the air filled plastic game) but other than that, not a damn thing to mention. We went down to the docks took the pic now rockin' it on the first page then took one on this destroyed car that was just hanging out (me, Matt, and Whitney witnessed its destruction at the hands of some rednecks earlier in the day). It was around this time that Hatch bought the Rambo knife that he has in the docks picture at the same place where Matt had earlier broke a lighter much to the delight of the guy running the booth. Oh yeah, 'Jizz was supposed to show up as well but he had prior plans with Dent (ruled). After this everybody left and we were left alone again. Trav went to sleep early leaving me, Nick and Matt setting around the fire talking about shit. I don't know how, but the subject got on the movie Tremors and the qouting never stopped afterwards. The next day, we went swimming (it was free day) and we finally coaxed Nick into getting in. Trav gave me a Razor's Edge so hard that I hit the bottom of the pool and I splashed water into some kids face after he made fun of my inability to swim. This was the second kid who got the Tim yell treatment, the first being a little girl who felt it a good idea to make fun of us for rockin' t-shirts in the pool. After the pool, we went back to the site where Matt and Trav's dad had brought hamburgers. Thank God for this, because the hotdogs were getting a little old. After eating the first hotdog that Matt had called dibs on, he took my hamburger bun and smeared ketchup all over it (I hate ketchup). We were even. We then went swimming again and prepared to stay up all night because we had already taken down the tent. The staying up all night never happened though, because at about 11 or 12 we decided to go to Matt's Mom's house to watch Tremors, still being heavily quoted. We got there and we all went to sleep again (me and Nick were the only ones who made it all the way to the end of Tremors) except Nick who was stuck in the chair again. We all woke up and went back to the site to get our shit. We then headed home (it was like 6 in the morning, when I usually go to sleep), all very tired. When we go to Nick's house, he spoke the funniest line of the trip. He gathered all his shit (including his sleeping bag, still drenched in Trav's pop) and in the most sincere voice said "Thanks for paying for all that stuff Trav, ya hear?". It was funny as SHIT. I was tired as hell and still laughing like crazy. I was then transported home where I slept for a long ass time. That's all I can remember...there was alot of other shit that went down, but I can't remember. Maybe I'll remember and write it one day, but I highly doubt it. All I can think to say as a wrap-up is "Thanks for all that stuff now, ya hear Trav?" (RULED!!!) |
| THE END, I guess. |