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| Random Rockin's #2 | ||||||||||||||
| I've been talkin' about bustin' this one out for a while now, and I'm finally bored enough to do it. So here we go, Random Rockin's part duex: Top 5 Bush Dives...Yet. | ||||||||||||||
| 5. Goodall: Dive from the Roof of the Greenville school Cafeteria. This is old school...back when Goodall was really psyched on jumping off of stuff (he is completely lazed and pussed out now). This dive spawned a once popular saying amoung the 18 ENT. crew: "No, not today!" This came about after Tim asked Slugz, who was on the roof filming at the time, if he wanted to dive as well. It was pretty funny, but Nick's continuous use of it made it hilarious. | ||||||||||||||
| 4. Dean Woods: Drunken Dive at the Woo. The most recent one on the list. This one had quite a build-up. First, Dean and some other's go missing and return later with two bottles of liquor complete with real golden flakes floating around inside (the hip-hop culture really is catching on...). These two bottles cost Woods 25 bucks a pop. He then starts doing shots by himself, I'm not sure how many, but I think it was around 5. Well, after this we go to lunch and he is already starting to buzz. After heckling random dudes and saying inappropriate things to random chicks, we head back to Woodell Hall. We get to the door where some bushes are located and I decide to take advantage of my friend's current state and say "Hey Woods, do a bush dive." His response? "Alright." He goes for it, a pretty much standard bush dive, but made all the funnier because it was freezing outside and the bush was covered in snow. Good times at college (don't go, it sucks). | ||||||||||||||
| 3. Jonah: Mall Bush Destruction. Another old school job. Tim, Nick, and Jonah are at the mall and they leave out the Food Court side. Tim had been luggin' the camera around in the mall hoping for promos but none came...until now. Nick goes for a dive in the completely dead bushes located on that side and manages to balance his entire body on top of the fragile thing for a good 3 seconds (very funny by itself) and then falls out to reveal to the camera stickers that had slapped on his back unawares to him all the way back at Cheap Thrills. Then comes Jonah. He had never busted out a bush dive before and he throws his entire body weight on to the bush while yelling out the then hugely popular catchphrase "AH YEAH RULES!" The bush is completely crushed. Classic. | ||||||||||||||
| 2. Hotjizz: Frontflip/Bench-Slip. This day was awesome. Hotjizz hadn't rocked out at Louisboig with the crew before and the promos were fierce. Tim, Trav, Dude, Dulge, Nick and Jizz all went to the 'burg and were rockin' out looking for place to hang out. After going to an old school to skate, the promos started rockin'. Jizz dived face first into a garbage can (which ruled) before the bush was found. A ton of dives went down, but apparently Jizz was on top of his game cause he went for a frontflip dive from a ledge with no questions asked. He then proceeded to bust out one of his sick air farts but not before stating the now infamous "Hang on" in the way only he can. He then decided to go for a frontflip off the bench in front of the bush. He ran for it and jumped up on the bench only to have his feet slip out from under him and his stomach slam on the back rest. Very, very funny. | ||||||||||||||
| 1. Mikey B. and Nick: "Megalo" Knee Stitch Action. You knew what number 1 was gonna be. We had been planning on diving with Mike for a while, and when we finally got the chance to bust some out, we knew some classic dives were gonna be put on the cam, but we had no idea it would be this freakin' awesome. Mike busted out some fierce ones off of Chugz's back, going way high in the air. Nick busted out some decent one's as well, and he also said "AMEGALO JAW PLANT" before one of his dives which was pretty funny. It was around this time that Mike came up to me and said "Dude, after Nick dives this time, keep filming, cause I'm gonna dive on top of him". I could barely keep from laughing and I totally jacked the film job of Nick's dive in anticipation of what was to come. After Nick went in, Mike ran, launched off of Slugz's back and landed right on top of Nick. I was laughing my chode off as Nick got out of the bush, told Tugz to stay down, and lined himself up for the revenge jump. Unbeknownst to Nick, Mike had already slid out from the bush. Nick jumped into the bush, onto no one. It took him a minute to get out, and when he did, it appeared that the most damage done was to Nick's "Primo Pants" which were sliced all the way up the side. We all had a good laugh, until Mike noticed blood coming from Nick's leg. Upon further inspection we discovered a deep wound in his knee. To make a long story short, we took Nick to the Monroe Health Center where we chuckled as he got 6 stitches in his knee. RULED. - Tim | ||||||||||||||