| - You keep up with every change of Gabry's hair color. - You change your hair along with him. - You correct anyone and everyone who messes up the lyrics to "Blue" and make them say it the correct way - You know every lyric to every song - You think that "Blue" and "Move Your Body" are not just small adventure clips but works of art and pure genius. - You stayed up until 1 in the morning each Saturday to catch the "Blue" video on the local Hispanic channel Top Ten countdown - You had NO CHOICE but to stay up until 1 in the morning because it was always #1 or #2 on the Top Ten countdown. - You held a Q & A session about Eiffel 65 in one of your classes (yes i have done that) - You know everything about them except their height, wieght and favorite color. (these can be quite hard to find.) - You actually KNOW their height, weight and favorite color. - You know what Gianfranco says on both backwards messages on "Now Is Forever" - You tend to use their last names instead of yours when you say or write your name. - You prefer to use their real names instead of their nicknames. - You're going to name your male children after them (yeah dude) - You have a back-up plan if you have all girls. - You've heard the Nick Skitz Eiffel 65 Mega Mix and you consider it complete bliss. ( hey that rhymes =) ) - You've tried to cook all of their favorite foods or any other Italian food. (The Panna Cotta I made turned out pretty well lol) - Their fave foods have now become your fave foods. - You' ve listened to soe of their fave artists just because they like them (Depeche Mode is really good) - You've dreamt about them - You've actually read all of these - You can actually relate to some of these - You're a GUY and you can actually relate to some of these - You can actually add some of your own symptoms to the list - You sit on your roof every night signaling to Zorotl in hopes that he'll come and take you to Eiffel 65 - You've circulated a petition to change the name of the "Eiffel 65 Tower" into the "Eiffel 65 Tower" (THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS AND I'VE SIGNED IT!!) - You actaully got people to sign it - You've written the words "Eiffel 65" so many times that any time that you're just going to write "Eiffel" its become a reflex to write "65" after it - You complain to your local radio station that they don't play enough Eiffel 65 and send letter bombs when they still dont play them - You send letter bombs to MTV bcause they dont play Eiffel 65 videos - You're thinking of getting an Eiffel 65 related tattoo - You've suddenly gained a knowledge of the Italian language - You know that Gabry's last name means "bridge" in English - You've called your boyfriend Gabriele, Gianfranco or Maurizio at some point in your relationship - You've written "Eiffel 65 Rules" in permanent marker on the back of a public toilet door - You've SERIOUSLY thought of calling Bliss Co. (I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS!!!) - You've SERIOUSLY thought of moving or visiting Italy (specifically Turin) ( I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS AS WELL ...God willing of course) - You want to own a blue corvette - You already own a blue corvette because of them. - You want the license plate to read "Eiffel 65 4eva" or "Eiffel 65 Rules" or something having to do with Eiffel 65 - You have blue tinted sunglasses - You have blue tinted reading glasses (guilty....) - You know all the moves Jeffrey does in the Blue and Move Your Body videos and subsequently recreate them in the middle of the nightclub whenever the song is played. - You recreate the moves when the songs pop into your head, and it doesnt matter where you are or who you are with. - When talking to an upset friend you say "the past is all thats gone, the future is yet to come." - You read the guys horoscopes as well as your own. - You know what Festivalbar is and why it was extremely important this year. - Anytime you hear the word "blue" you quickly add "da ba dee da ba di" afterwards. - If you are a guy: you dye your hair a new color EVERYTIME you see Gabry with a new color and then your hair falls out because of all the bleach but you're not mad because now you look like Gianfranco. - When you're online, for some reason, you can't stop singing Hyperlink - You write to Sony and tell them that "My Console" should be used in their commericals and if they dont agree you threaten to dismantle every playstation out there. - You buy a black jumpsuit and write E65 on the upper right hand corner and even put your own shape. - When you see a really good looking pic of the guys, you talk to them, bat your eyelashes, lick your lips, raise your eyebrows, ect. - When your friend comes back from her vacation in Italy, you ask them, "Did you see three guys...?" and then describe them. - You go to the Weather Channel website just to see how the weather is in Turin. - You brush up on your soccer and kung-fu knowledge eventhough the sports may bore you to tears. - When you watch a documentary on alien abductions you shout to the screen "He wasn't green, he was blue and his name was Zorotl, thank you very much!" - If a guy can't sing at least three Eiffel 65 songs, he ain't got a chance in hell to date you. - You know ALL the tracks and lyrics on ALL your Eiffel 65 albums and singles. - You can spell Maurizio's full name BACKWARDS. - You can spell any of the members names backwards. - Instead of writing a school report you write Jeff's name a million times. - Since you heard "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" you dress in that color everyday. - You wear a shirt that has Eiffel 65 on it everyday. - You ditched N'Sync (BSB, 98*, ect. ) for them - You think stalking Massimo Gabutti seems like paradise. - You faint at the idea of stalking Eiffel 65 - Your friends think you are nuts Back To Main Page click here to go page 3 |
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