Abdul the Pretzel Vendor
Aerobics
Alexander the Grape
Arson
Assault
Automation
Asbestes Dude
Bagelboy
Balthazar
Barnosaurus Rex
Bayonet
Beano
Bierstein Bears (Not Berenstein bears!)
Bleach
Boogie Woogy Bugle Boy (Must wear jeans.)
Bubbleboy
Bubble Wrap Guy
Bulbous Bouffoint (sp?)
Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker
Blanket (Can smother, give warmth and security. Should have a little kid named Linus as a dependent NPC.)
Cabbage
Cardboardboxman
Carpet Shag
Chain Gang
Chalk Man (create skim milk, obscure-dusty, choke, write stuff, colorize self)
The Cheerleader
The Chortling Fiend
Cloroformman
Coffee Major
Cotton-Eyed Joe
The Coward (He who runs away, lives to run another day.)
The Crab
Cueball (Bald, very hard.)
Curtains (Could be a great hostage- `It's Curtains for you!')
The Cuticle Kid
Cybergrrl
Dawn Quiote
Deskman
Dirtbag
Dishman
Dorf
Egg`N'Ogg
Fish Smurf
Four Color Man
Gargamel
Ginsana (Always drunk.)
Goldenrod: The Pollen that Walks Like a Man
Greasegun
Greenscrubpadman (The SCOURge of the underworld. He really cleans up. etc, etc, etc...)
Grube: That Which Should Not Exist (gym teacher)
Hangnail: Master of Pain
He Wields the Rules (aka Judge, Referee, GM, DM, etc. Probably an NPC.)
Hooked on Phonics (An addict with great diction.)
Hostage (Immortal, holds himself for ransom.)
Hostess Cup Cake (The tasty treat that can't be beat.)
The Indestructible Sandwich
Jarhead (can store things in it)
Jockstrap: Creature From Below
Johnny On the Spot
Kawaii: Odor Free Garlic (Is really cute)
King Henry Who Ate
The King in Yellow
Laughing Boy
Laz-E-Boy
Letterman
Lightning Rod
The Loan Arranger
Lucky the Leprechaun
Maggotman and Fly Girl
The Man from G.L.O.P. (Has a sticky 'glop' attack and is insanely strong and stupid.)
Measles
Mighty Cthulhu
Mom and Apple Pie
Mystic Pizza
Napolean (Genius militant pastry.)
Pagan
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Paper Bag (`Try beating your way out of me!')
Pillow (Can really take a punch)
Pillsbury Doughboy (WW1 veteran.)
Pin (We'll) (sharp point, spin, grapple, get others to work with)
Podunkman
Poker (red hot, gambler, can't keep fingers to himself)
Prince Kirin
Prince Tomas
Pupae Boy and Larvae Lass
The Pus
Radioactive Bubblegum-Man
Ranger (Hangs out in coconut groves)
The Rug (toupee-less, good at hiding things)
Ryker's
Scribble-Scrabble
Scrooge
Shoe: He Who Has No Sole
Sing-Sing
Slimeboy
Sludge, the Friendly Toxic Waste
Sneaker
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
S.O.C.K.S. (Socialist Order of Communistic Killer Soviets)
The Soup Fly (Flies, waterbreathing.)
Stupid Trunks
Superman-naise (He's a real hellman)
Sweetums
The Tea Drinker
Three Mile Island (growth, radioactive.)
The Tickler
Tilefloorman (slippery, shiny, body armor, wet or dry?)
The Tourist Vampire
Trusty Steed
TV Guy
Vacuum Tube
Volcano
White Guy (He should have the power of fly, and jumping.)
Hey, it's alphabetical at least. What more do you want from me?
OK, jokes over. Back to the Hydra.
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Updated 12 Apr 02.