To the tune of `The Ballad of Gilligan's Island'.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a training trip.
It started off in Tokyo,
In the Nerima district.
Ranma was training to be a fighting-man,
But his father was too cock-sure.
He took them both to Jusenkyo,
To end their training tour.
(To end their training tour.)
They fought above the cursed springs,
Kersplash! Was Genma tossed!
And as a panda, he knocked Ranma in,
Ranma's manhood now is lost.
(His manhood now is lost.)
They headed back to Tokyo,
To get Ranma a wife.
Like Ukkyo,
Or that nut Shampoo (she's got a purple hairdo!)
Tendo Akane,
Or Kodachi.
All this and more,
Who know's what's in store?
Here at the Tendo's dojo!
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Updated 30 Dec 01.