Ranma Saotome- he's cursed with a girl's body
Ranma Saotome- stuck with Akane, better him than me

Once upon a summer's day
A boy and his father trained miles away
C'mon boy I won't hold back said Ranma's Dad
That's the way I like it Pop, Ranma fired back...

But they trained in the place of cursed springs
Where had drowned all manner of things
From the side watched the Jusenkyo Guide
He watched them fight, his eyes all wide
Genma fell down, a panda came up
He smashed his son, into a spring
Ranma's got curves, red hair, and breasts...
EEYAAHHHH!!!!!!

Ranma Saotome- he's cursed with a girl's body
Ranma Saotome- stuck with Akane, better him than me!

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Updated 30 Dec 01.