Here's a story of a man named Genma,
Who was bringing up his boy all alone.
That boy Ranma was to marry a daughter,
Of Genma's buddy Soun.

Here's a story of a man named Tendo,
Who was busy with three girls of his own.
Kasumi kept house, Nabiki loansharked,
The youngest one did curls.

`Til the one day ar-rived a girl, but not a fellow,
And the Tendo's thought they might be panda lunch,
But this girl said `I'm the Ranma fellow',
And this panda is my Dad the stupid dunce!
The stupid dunce da da da da,
The stupid dunce da da da da,
And the panda Genma made some hap-py grunts!

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Updated 30 Dec 01.