If you don't know who or what Ranma is, skip this part until I find time to explain. (Unless, of course, you have some weird attraction to stupid songs.)
Ranma went to cursed springs at Ju-sen-ke-yo!
Ranma fell in Nyannichuan at Ju-sen-ke-yo!
With a breast over here, and a breast over there,
Here's a splash, there's a splash,
Everywhere the water's cold,
Ranma went to cursed springs at Ju-sen-ke-yo!
Ranma's Pop is a panda bear since Ju-sen-ke-yo!
Eats bamboo and covered with hair, O Ju-sen-ke-yo!
With `training' over here, a ball over there,
Here's a sign, there's a sign,
Everywhere he growl-growls,
Ranma's Pop is a panda bear since Ju-sen-ke-yo!
Nodoka, she is Ranma's mom, beware of seppuku!
She don't want no girlie-man, beware of seppuku!
With Ranma hiding here, and Genma hiding there,
Here's Ranko, there's a panda,
Everytime she's around,
Nodoka, she is Ranma's mom, beware of seppuku!
Akane is his fiancee, at Tendo dojo!
Akane's got some big ol' hips at Tendo dojo!
With RANMA! here, YOU PERVERT! there,
Here's a punch, there's a kick,
Mallets pounding everywhere,
Akane is his fiancee at Tendo dojo!
Soun Tendo, he pays the bills at Tendo dojo!
Amazing that he still has cash, at Tendo dojo!
With three daughters here, and Happosai there,
Here Ranma, there Genma,
Everywhere is a brand new mooch,
Soun Tendo, he pays the bills at Tendo dojo!
Kasumi seems oblivious to the world around!
Is she smart or just a ditz, or maybe tightly wound?
With cooking done here, and cleaning done there,
Here she mends, there she sews,
Everywhere she blurts `Oh my!'
Kasumi seems oblivious to the world around!
Nabiki really likes her yen, and don't forget the tax!
Hot water sold, it's not for free, so don't you even ask!
With pictures sold here, and bets taken there,
Kuno pays, Ranma pays,
Everywhere she rakes in cash,
Nabiki really likes her yen, and don't forget the tax!
Kuno is The Blue Thunder, age is seventeen!
Rising star of the Kendo world, age is seventeen!
He two-times here, he two-times there,
Here's a strike, there's a strike,
Everywhere a strike-strike,
Kuno is The Blue Thunder, age is seventeen!
Kodachi has an annoying laugh, O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Kodachi is a great gym-nast, O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
With a ribbon over here, a razor hoop there,
Here's a club, there's a club,
Everywhere a t`ousand clubs,
Kodaichi has an annoying laugh, O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Ryouga was an old school chum, saw Ju-sen-ke-yo!
Knocked into heituenniichuan at Ju-sen-ke-yo!
He's P-Chan here, he's Charlotte there,
Here an oink, there a grunt,
Everywhere a squeal-squeal,
Ryouga was an old school chum, saw Ju-sen-ke-yo!
Shampoo is the gung-ho girl from Jo-ket-su-zoku!
She is also a kitty-cat, O Ju-sen-ke-yo!
With purple hair here, wuo aini there,
Here aiyah!, there aiyah!
Everywhere a bonborri,
Shampoo is the gung-ho girl from Jo-ket-su-zoku!
Mousse really loves that nut Shampoo, poor ol' blind ol' Mousse!
Blind as a bat, can't see where he's at, poor ol' blind ol' Mousse!
With hidden weapons here, and many chains there,
Here's a potty, there's an egg,
For a date he'll gladly beg,
Mousse really loves that nut Shampoo, poor ol' blind ol' Mousse!
Happosai steals girls' underwear; he's a dirty old man!
He's a lech, and he don't care; he's a dirty old man!
With panties over here, gym shorts over there,
Here's a bra, there's a bra,
Everywhere's a great haul,
Happosai steals girls' underwear; he's a dirty old man!
Doc Tofu fixes up the cast, he's a chiropracter!
Only one flaw that they can't stand, of this chiropracter!
With Kasumi around here, he's crazy around there,
Here he runs, there he sings,
Everywhere he'll prance around,
Doc Tofu fixes up the cast, he's a chiropracter!
Ukkyo is a fiancee, she is really kawaii!
Ukkyo is a master chef, she is really kawaii!
With an okono here, and a miyaki there,
Here a spatula, there a spatula,
Everywhere a spat-u-la,
Ukkyo is a fiancee, she is really kawaii!
Tsubasa lo-oves Ukkyo, Tsubasa the cute chick!
Tsubasa likes to play dress-up, Tsubasa the cute chick!
She's a mailbox here, and a garbage can there,
Disguised here, disguised there,
Could be hidden anywhere,
But cute Tsubasa is a guy, what a dirty trick!
Mikado is the kissing guy of the Golden Pair!
Mikado ki-issed Ra-anma, something you don't dare!
Ranma beat him here, and he punched him there,
Here's a kick, there's one twice,
Even broke the sacred ice,
Mikado was the kissing guy of the Golden Pair!
Azusa is the klepto one of the Golden Pair!
Takes all cute things for herself, that girl just won't share!
With Charlotte here, and Josephine there,
Takes a blankie, takes a cake,
Her obsession you can't slake,
Azusa is the klepto one of the Golden Pair!
That's all for now. Some of the spelling is off, I don't know Japanese, and I took a few liberties with the relationship. (Ryouga wasn't Ranma's `chum.') I also have no musical ability at all, but why let that stop me? I was going to record me actually singing the song, so that you could download it, but there's a court order and an agreement with the UN to keep me from singing. Sorry. If you have any favorite characters you want a verse for, email me, and I'll get to it that much sooner.
Anyway, now that we've had some fun, it's probably time to return to someplace dull, such as the main page.
Updated 19 MAY 98, e-i-e-i-o!